Go ahead, nobody here has anything better to doOriginally Posted by SydneyPoker
One of many (and I mean many) stories. Have a hilarious one about "cuckold" and "cuckqueen" dates in the same day, but I'm still new in this forum / unsure if threads should go even further down the deviant rabbit hole.
Longest story short. Bullet point form (though I don't know how to use bullet points on this forum):Go ahead, nobody here has anything better to do
Tinder date with a Vegan Czech girl - meant to do a first date hike with nude beach (Sydney has 3 fully nude beaches about 20 min from the Opera House), but weather wasn't on our side, so she came over. Removed all clothes (nude beach date yet indoors), then we said hello for the first time. And we hung out naked for a couple of hours. Never did get her name - it was "L" on her profile, so we kept it at that. No sex was had, but all the pleasure was directed towards me.
Upon further chatting L mentions that she's open to any adventure that I can think of.
A mate specialises in this cuckolding thing. He's on some adult website and travels to / hosts married couples and bangs the Mrs while Mr sits there and watches / even hands him a beer. A few years back before this was "mainstream", this was all new to me / never heard of such debauchery. So?
Saturday. L is naked, on the floor, French party mask on with handcuffs on that I purchased at some cheap party store in the city. At 1pm exactly, "Man X" buzzes up as we arranged (he said he's pro at all this adult dating stuff / had a profile name like "hungNhandsome" or something like that). Enters. No words. And starts to have his way with L while I'm in a chair a few metres away with a Stone & Wood Pacific Ale. Though it might have been 4 Pines Kolsch. I'm not sure of the beer details. I was clothed. Sat there. Watched these 2 have their nudie romp.
After about 15min, HnH has some anxiety / performance issues, so I politely give him the thumb towards the door, and I finish things off with L.
We chat. We relax. We discuss. We take a nap. At 4pm on the dot, my Brazilian friend V enters. My turn.
Same situation, but reverse. Thing is. V squirts. Not gushes. But projectile squirts. And this can be quite a lot for L to see. Towels were down, it was something else. What started as 2 / viewing, ultimately ended up as 3 playing. Neither of the girls fancied bi play (damn), so the attention was all on me (great).
No performance issues here, and "after", V put on her clothes never speaking a word. And left.
L and I then just had a Netflix night in with Vegan food (the worst part).
Interesting times.
I cannot think of anything more horrific as a straight dude than literally sharing a woman in real time with another dude. Crazy world. Enjoy though if that is your thing.Longest story short. Bullet point form (though I don't know how to use bullet points on this forum):
Saturday. L is naked, on the floor, French party mask on with handcuffs on that I purchased at some cheap party store in the city. At 1pm exactly, "Man X" buzzes up as we arranged (he said he's pro at all this adult dating stuff / had a profile name like "hungNhandsome" or something like that). Enters. No words. And starts to have his way with L while I'm in a chair a few metres away with a Stone & Wood Pacific Ale. Though it might have been 4 Pines Kolsch. I'm not sure of the beer details. I was clothed. Sat there. Watched these 2 have their nudie romp.
Interesting times.
Good stuff Sydney , but I bumped it to see if the peado had any more lies ?
Where does copy and pasta kiddie porn sit in your free speech site Todd ?
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There's a big difference between "She's my partner that I adore" and "She's my Tinder date who prefers that I don't know her real name" when engaging in such scenarios.I cannot think of anything more horrific as a straight dude than literally sharing a woman in real time with another dude. Crazy world. Enjoy though if that is your thing.
Sydnay, is it true that vegan pussies smell like carrots?
No mate. Elderflower.
Rimming? Yes. The ringhole is more carrots, perhaps with a splash of tumeric.
They absolutely should. Whatever you have experienced in the poly world, it isn't even in the 50th percentile of fucked up shit that has gone down on these forums over the years.One of many (and I mean many) stories. Have a hilarious one about "cuckold" and "cuckqueen" dates in the same day, but I'm still new in this forum / unsure if threads should go even further down the deviant rabbit hole.
Bonus points for pics.
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Mate I've got pics of it all. But from what I see in this forum (and others), people are getting sued over poker words and poker opinions. Pics? Jesus H. No chance I'd open myself to that. And, my hairy balls would need their own thread, avatar, meme, perhaps website too. It's all too much.They absolutely should. Whatever you have experienced in the poly world, it isn't even in the 50th percentile of fucked up shit that has gone down on these forums over the years.
Bonus points for pics.
I assure, you would not be the first to post any of that here, but I for one trust your instincts.
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It's a well established tradition here that a strategically placed sandwich (preferably subway) can be used for any necessary obfuscation.Mate I've got pics of it all. But from what I see in this forum (and others), people are getting sued over poker words and poker opinions. Pics? Jesus H. No chance I'd open myself to that. And, my hairy balls would need their own thread, avatar, meme, perhaps website too. It's all too much.
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