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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    You peeps are thick, Garrett was involved in a serious accident and has collected insurance/damages. Problem is he had a head injury which hopefully isn’t going to affect his ability to spend the money wisely to last him his entire life. Get a good advisor and don’t tell people you know about your money, they will try to suck you dry.
    Solid advice

    Congrats Garrett

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    Money can’t buy your brain function back though....I think he has lifelong deficits from the accident.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Druff let's play, I'll win so prove me wrong!

    EZ game
    Life goal... scam 20,000 people out of $50

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Druff let's play, I'll win so prove me wrong!

    EZ game
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    You peeps are thick, Garrett was involved in a serious accident and has collected insurance/damages. Problem is he had a head injury which hopefully isn’t going to affect his ability to spend the money wisely to last him his entire life. Get a good advisor and don’t tell people you know about your money, they will try to suck you dry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Druff let's play, I'll win so prove me wrong!

    EZ game
    Life goal... scam 20,000 people out of $50
    Reminds me of Michael Borovetz who scammed People at Airports out of like $300 a pop and then would gamble that $300 on Pai Gow, and lose. Rinse and repeat. He did this multiple times until he ended uo attempting to scam a Person who just happened to be a frequent Poster on 2+2 Poker Forum where they were BOTH Frequent Posters. He refused to give him any money and then the guy went to 2+2 Poker Forum and called out Michael for attempting to scam him and Michael admitted he knew there was a real possibility of him trying to scam someone who turned out to be a Poster on 2+2 Poker Forum and he still went ahead and did it. Michael got ragged and dragged so hard for his scam and he STILL pulled this scam. Eventually the thread was closed and Michael was permanently banned I believe.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Money can’t buy your brain function back though....I think he has lifelong deficits from the accident.
    to be fair he already had lifelong deficits before the accident
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    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    It’s interesting, all the different definitions of millionaire...

    1. Assets worth a million, that’s the lamest.
    2. Net worth of a million, still lame
    3. Have at least $1M in liquid investments...ok, not bad
    4. Make $1M per year...baller!

    Millionaire in pesos or some such silliness doesn’t count.
    Why is having assets worth a million lame? If one is debt free, has 400k in a 401(k), a paid for 600k house, that person is a millionaire. How is having a net worth of a million dollars lame? Having one million in liquid investments is great, but most (smart) people have their wealth tied up in a retirement account, or real estate. Finally, almost nobody makes one million dollars per year.

    The key to building wealth is being 100% debt free, having a 3-6 month emergency fund, and investing your money in good growth stock mutual funds. I personally like growth, growth and income, aggressive growth, and a little bit of international. I know Druff will disagree with this, but I do not own a single credit card. Nobody became wealthy because of stupid points or airline miles. Also, there is no such thing as "good debt."

    Dave Ramsey and Chris Hogan put out a book called "Everyday Millionaires," which does a detailed study of over 10,000 millionaires. That's a relatively large sample size, and almost all of the people interviewed share the same money habits. I didn't mean to derail this thread, but I had to address the above comment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Online Veteran View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    It’s interesting, all the different definitions of millionaire...

    1. Assets worth a million, that’s the lamest.
    2. Net worth of a million, still lame
    3. Have at least $1M in liquid investments...ok, not bad
    4. Make $1M per year...baller!

    Millionaire in pesos or some such silliness doesn’t count.
    Why is having assets worth a million lame? If one is debt free, has 400k in a 401(k), a paid for 600k house, that person is a millionaire. How is having a net worth of a million dollars lame? Having one million in liquid investments is great, but most (smart) people have their wealth tied up in a retirement account, or real estate. Finally, almost nobody makes one million dollars per year.

    The key to building wealth is being 100% debt free, having a 3-6 month emergency fund, and invest their money in good growth stock mutual funds. I personally like growth, growth and income, aggressive growth, and a little bit of international. I know Druff will disagree with this, but I do not own a single credit card. Nobody became wealthy because of stupid points or airline miles. There is no such thing as "good debt."

    Dave Ramsey and his team put a book out called "Everyday Millionaires," which does a detailed study of over 10,000 millionaires. That's a relatively large sample size, and almost all of the people interviewed share the same money habits. I didn't mean to derail this thread, but I had to address the above comment.

    I have no disagreement when it comes to single digit millionaires.

    Double digit and up use debt extensively. That is not the point you are trying to make though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
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    Why is having assets worth a million lame? If one is debt free, has 400k in a 401(k), a paid for 600k house, that person is a millionaire. How is having a net worth of a million dollars lame? Having one million in liquid investments is great, but most (smart) people have their wealth tied up in a retirement account, or real estate. Finally, almost nobody makes one million dollars per year.

    The key to building wealth is being 100% debt free, having a 3-6 month emergency fund, and invest their money in good growth stock mutual funds. I personally like growth, growth and income, aggressive growth, and a little bit of international. I know Druff will disagree with this, but I do not own a single credit card. Nobody became wealthy because of stupid points or airline miles. There is no such thing as "good debt."

    Dave Ramsey and his team put a book out called "Everyday Millionaires," which does a detailed study of over 10,000 millionaires. That's a relatively large sample size, and almost all of the people interviewed share the same money habits. I didn't mean to derail this thread, but I had to address the above comment.


    I have no disagreement when it comes to single digit millionaires.

    Double digit and up use debt extensively. That is not the point you are trying to make though.
    You do make a fair point... While Dave never approves of any kind of debt, he does talk about there being a difference of a person worth 1-5 million, and a person worth more than 5 million. If one is following his baby steps, they can be set for the rest of their life being debt free with a net worth of 1-5 million.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1marley1 View Post
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    What are you on H or something?

    No, there is one definition of a millionaire
    -a person whose assets are worth one million dollars or more.


    Whether lame in your opinion, or not,
    1 + 2 are both millionaires.
    You should join Dwai's GED #TrumpTrain group, or quit drugs.

    How does that make sense? If I have $50k in the bank and take out a loan on a $1M house, now I’m a millionaire?

    Don’t think so. Must be net worth.

    You can'ts bes this dums. Buy a 1milly house, 10 years later house worth 2milly you owe 500k. you bes a millyaire

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Money can’t buy your brain function back though....I think he has lifelong deficits from the accident.


    Agreed!

     
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    If it ain’t liquid(ish) it’s lame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    You peeps are thick, Garrett was involved in a serious accident and has collected insurance/damages. Problem is he had a head injury which hopefully isn’t going to affect his ability to spend the money wisely to last him his entire life. Get a good advisor and don’t tell people you know about your money, they will try to suck you dry.
    Good call by split, couldn't predict that his mom would be the shark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    It’s interesting, all the different definitions of millionaire...

    1. Assets worth a million, that’s the lamest.
    2. Net worth of a million, still lame
    3. Have at least $1M in liquid investments...ok, not bad
    4. Make $1M per year...baller!

    Millionaire in pesos or some such silliness doesn’t count.


    As i say to my wife, we are the brokest millionaires I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    It’s interesting, all the different definitions of millionaire...

    1. Assets worth a million, that’s the lamest.
    2. Net worth of a million, still lame
    3. Have at least $1M in liquid investments...ok, not bad
    4. Make $1M per year...baller!

    Millionaire in pesos or some such silliness doesn’t count.


    As i say to my wife, we are the brokest millionaires I know.
    Yep, every time my wife gets a “deal”, I tell her we are saving our way to the poorhouse.

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