I have a feeling that there will be a Coronavirus Movie in the very near Future. Here is a possible Tagline. "What was once a small Endemic in just one Country is now a Worldwide Pandemic."
So, on Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air , Judge Roberts gloated that in his Divorce Settlement, he got the Mansion, the cars, the money, and his ex wife was awarded Sole Custody of the Children. The Audience boos him, thinking that he gave his wife the sour end of the Divorce Settlement, while he got the sweet end. I was a child when Tfpoba originally aired, and I also thought he gave his wife the sour end. As an Adult, I see how SHE got the sweet side of the deal
Kids are much more important than money, a Mansion, and Cars. Mothers would much rather have their kids than the material things. On the other hand, Judge Roberts would most likely not even get to see his kids anymore after the Divorce Settlement.... He really got the bad deal on that one.
How a huge flop became a huge Viral Phenomenon!
This is something I made up for fun..
The Unborn movie is a shitty movie. In fact 98 percent of normal Movie Goers have NEVER finished watching it. It's just that shitty. The dialogue is horrible, the characters wooden. The Robotic sounding unborn Fetus screaming,"Mom! Mom!" Is creepy in a very unsettling way. The Robot baby who gets birthed out of a HUMAN at the end is insulting and stupid. It has a 1 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. "The Unborn is Trash, is what 50 Movie Critics wrote." Even the Stars have denounced the movie and admitted they did it solely to have paychecks. It made just 2 million against a 40 million budget Opening Weekend.
Ben Willis, a 30 year old Stockbroker went in to see The Unborn. He stayed the entire time and left AFTER The Credits finished rolling. When he left, Movie Staff were shocked to see that Ben stayed throughout the entire movie. Ben was the only normal Moviegoer in the whole time that The Unborn aired that actually stayed throughout the entire Unborn Movie. When asked how was The Unborn, Ben replied,"The worst movie I have ever seen!" It was soon revealed that Ben was the ONLY normal Movie Goer to stay throughout the entire Unborn Movie not only at AMC in Aventura Mall in Florida, but he was the only one in the entire United States! Soon, Movie Staff had an idea. Give free movie passes and $5 in cash to anyone who could stay throughout the entire Unborn Movie.
Normal Moviegoers took the Challenge and many of them STILL left early claiming they couldn't stomach one more second of The Unborn and willingly chose to forfeit the free movie pass and $5 in cash. The others who stayed got the free movie passes and the $5. The Promotion went Viral on Social Media and The News and Internet. Ben became a Celebrity overnight for becoming The Catalyst for this.
There are even shirts that now say,"I survived The Unborn! The Unborn truly went from being "The Unwatchable to being a Viral Phenomenon!
How is this Family NOT included? Multiple Articles list 6 different Families. The Nuclear Family (Straight Mom and Straight Dad) raising children. Single Family(Single Mom or Single Dad raising Children on their own) Extended Family.
(Cousins, Parents, Aunts, Uncles, Grandma, Nieces, Nephews, Grandma, Grandpa, Children live in same house). Stepfamily(People remarry and have kids and those kids are now Step Siblings) Childless Family. Married Couple has no children of their own. Grandparent Family. Grandparent or Grandparents raise their Children's children.
One glaring Family omission is the Alternative Lifestyle Parents Family. Members of the same sex, and Transgendered People are becoming Parents and this Family seems really underrepresented... In fact, I have only seen a Couple of Articles that showed two Women raising a child....
I told my Mom that there have been Reports of a Coronavirus Vaccine coming in September and my Mom BEGGED me not to take it. :/ I thought she'd be HAPPY by this news....:/
How do you pronounce your State?
This idea literally came to me in a dream just a couple of minutes ago. I had a dream that a Local News Anchor was struggling how to say my State name. The people watching the Newscast were laughing at his struggling of my State name.
Here is how I pronounce my State Name. Floorduh. Here is the correct way to pronounce my State. Flooreeduh.
This has went on long enough Tine.
Well, Gulfstream Park Casino sent me an unexpected Text Message saying that I won 500 in free play(They wrote it just like that 500 and didn't specify whether it was $500 dollars or $5.00) in a Hot Seat Promotion for recently visiting Gulfstream Park(I last visited on Sunday). The only rub is, they gave me this unexpected Text Message at around 8:57 Miami Time and told me the offer expires at 11:00 P.M. How unfair is that? At 8:57 I was lying in bed, with NO plans to go out. Why would they give only about two hour window to use the free play? What if the I wasn't even IN Florida today?
Karen, no more junk threads.
I keep having to merge your new threads into this one. Soon I'm going to turn off your thread-creating abilities if this continues, so quit it.
Really? This is not a junk thread. Maybe to you, but just take a poll. There is no greater
evidence of a poster junking up this forum, than Dwai. It's unanimous but you can't
even make a decision on a bona fide shit poster.
This is getting ridiculous
BTW anyone who feels the same please make your voice heard
do not sit on your hands
three weeks on and now it's a junk thread
todd has had too much sugar
No/Dan is talking about my starting new threads that could have very well just been part of this one. For example, my rant about the Gulfstream thing was it's own thread for literally a few seconds. I had JUST started the Gulfstream Park Casino rant thread, clicked "Edit," and already got a message informing me that the link was invalid(It was already deleted seconds after I pressed "Submit,")
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