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    Yoenis Céspedes Donkdown?

    Didn’t show up to game today and team has been unable to reach him.

    Although probably more likely he just went to Magic City to get chicken wings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheesfaced View Post
    Didn’t show up to game today and team has been unable to reach him.

    Although probably more likely he just went to Magic City to get chicken wings.
    Dude is a total nightmare. Whatever happened the story is sure to be a doozy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiffCo99 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sheesfaced View Post
    Didn’t show up to game today and team has been unable to reach him.

    Although probably more likely he just went to Magic City to get chicken wings.
    Dude is a total nightmare. Whatever happened the story is sure to be a doozy.
    Fucking guy signed a $110M contract and promptly went into the tank. If I were betting, its opiates and he is in a Days Inn at the moment.

     
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    God, I love the Mets! Not only are our closers pissing away every game, but our players also go AWOL 😍

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    He just opted out of the season for "Covid" related reasons

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    He just opted out of the season for "Covid" related reasons
    Sounds like a coverup. Real story incoming.

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    Jets lost their 2nd defensive star due to opting out of contract because of virus concerns. Least they got 2 1st round draft pic for mal content.

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    the covid excuse is a great one.

    it covers so many true/untrue bases and nobody can say shit
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    There is no way these are 2 different people,


    and if it is, we only need one of you mooks.
    You two are going to just say the exact same thing?

    Its "dozy", so maybe it is side step, he can't get though one sentence w/out a mistake
    (and thought I was using quotes wrong w/Fox "news".) Guy needs to go back and get his GED.

    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BiffCo99 View Post

    Dude is a total nightmare. Whatever happened the story is sure to be a doozy.
    Fucking guy signed a $110M contract and promptly went into the tank. If I were betting, its opiates and he is in a Days Inn at the moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyG_415 View Post
    There is no way these are 2 different people,


    and if it is, we only need one of you mooks.
    You two are going to just say the exact same thing?

    Its "dozy", so maybe it is side step, he can't get though one sentence w/out a mistake
    (and thought I was using quotes wrong w/Fox "news".) Guy needs to go back and get his GED.

    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post

    Fucking guy signed a $110M contract and promptly went into the tank. If I were betting, its opiates and he is in a Days Inn at the moment.
    i know you're fucking a retart, but plz stop quoting people and posting above the quote.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyG_415 View Post
    There is no way these are 2 different people,


    and if it is, we only need one of you mooks.
    You two are going to just say the exact same thing?

    Its "dozy", so maybe it is side step, he can't get though one sentence w/out a mistake
    (and thought I was using quotes wrong w/Fox "news".) Guy needs to go back and get his GED.

    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post

    Fucking guy signed a $110M contract and promptly went into the tank. If I were betting, its opiates and he is in a Days Inn at the moment.
    Druff already confirmed I’m not a dupe. You liberals sure do love your conspiracy theories.

     
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    Lol Jimmy G-bot, the word is "doozy".

    "Dozy" is also a word, so good job?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    Lol Jimmy G-bot, the word is "doozy".

    "Dozy" is also a word, so good job?
    guys legit has downs and lives with his parents, no chance he's a full functioning adult

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    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    Lol Jimmy G-bot, the word is "doozy".

    "Dozy" is also a word, so good job?
    Whenever I hear that word I think of this guy:

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    Lol Jimmy G-bot, the word is "doozy".

    "Dozy" is also a word, so good job?
    guys legit has downs and lives with his parents, no chance he's a full functioning adult
    "Dozy" is what happens after he's fed his slightly off-colored mashed potatoes at dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyG_415 View Post
    There is no way these are 2 different people,


    and if it is, we only need one of you mooks.
    You two are going to just say the exact same thing?

    Its "dozy", so maybe it is side step, he can't get though one sentence w/out a mistake
    (and thought I was using quotes wrong w/Fox "news".) Guy needs to go back and get his GED.
    i know you're fucking a retart, but plz stop quoting people and posting above the quote.


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    This dummy’s ability to look up words is super dozy.

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