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    Yup,

    I used to be a Black Jack dealer in College, Lake Tahoe casinos would recruit us for the summer
    I went to Chico, but UC Davis got out of school 2 weeks after us, so they didn't start dealing school until then.

    I worked as a change guy for those two weeks my 1st year, and when people got change,
    I'd just start telling them which machines to play, based on total BS.
    'Some old lady was row boating there for hours & didn't hit, its due' (back in the lever pulling days)
    It they missed oh well, but if they hit, "where is that change guy!!!",
    so the other changers started doing it.
    I was getting free drinks all summer from them.

    Quote Originally Posted by Karen Nathan View Post
    Some guy said that someone approached him in a Casino and claimed there was a "Hot," machine. The guy took his advice and won BIG. The "Helpful," guy demanded money from him for showing him the "Hot" machine. The Gambler was like,"Fuck off!" And refused to give him any winnings. The "Helpful ," Dude started cussing at him very loudly calling him an Ungrateful Asshole. It got REALLY nasty
    Security had to Escort the "Helpful," guy off the Property . A word to the wise. If someone gives you a "Helpful," tip in a Casino and you WON, they most likely will ask you for some of the winnings.....

     
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    Apparently, two people got into a fight at a Table Game at a Casino. One guy loaned his Gambling Buddy money and apparently his Gambling Buddy failed to pay back the loan so the Loaner called him a Fucking Welcher and punched him in the face. The Welcher hit back understandably and they BOTH got trespassed from the Casino... Crazy!

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    Karen we have been going through a rough time with the forum lately.

    Can you please provide us a story minimum 500 words to help bring some light back into the darkness?

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    druff has done a fine job with his recruiting

    we got this coo coo bird that cunt mickey and an insurrectionist out of the deal

    bring back tyde or jew lips please

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    A guy said that he and a Friend sold an Antique to a Buyer on Ebay... The check came and his "Friend," intercepted the check, cashed it, and gambled it ALL at Foxwoods Casino and lost before he even got to see any of the money! So sad and crazy.... He understandably said he wouldn't trust his "Friend," with anymore Business opportunities... His Friend was an IDIOT. Lost the money in a Casino and lost anymore Business opportunities with his Friend.

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    A Woman won $900 on a Longshot Horse at a Casino Racetrack... She was so excited, she impulsively took a picture of the winning ticket BEFORE cashing it in and posting it to Facebook. One of her Facebook "Friend's," scanned the ticket from their home scanner and STOLE her $900. When she went to claim it, she was confused and pissed that it had already been cashed. She realized one of her Facebook "Friends" scanned the ticket and stole her money. She was livid and told off whoever it was for scanning the ticket and stealing her money. When the story broke out, at FIRST the comments were sympathetic to her, saying stuff like,"Someone scanned her ticket and stole her money? Lowlife. I feel so sorry for her!" The comments turned against her quickly, saying something like,"She's an IDIOT. What IDIOT shows the winning ticket on Facebook BEFORE cashing it in?" I didn't know someone could scan a ticket from a Home Scanner and collect the money, so I probably would have done the same in her shoes

    She said something like,"I REALLY need to remember that anonymous "Friends" on Facebook are NOT real Friends. I've definitely learned my lesson on not trusting Facebook "Friends,"

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    druff has done a fine job with his recruiting

    we got this coo coo bird that cunt mickey and an insurrectionist out of the deal

    bring back tyde or jew lips please

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    A guy said that his Friend got TWO Handpays in one day at a Casino and begged him for money at the end of the night.... Crazy! O.O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen Nathan View Post
    A guy said that his Friend got TWO Handpays in one day at a Casino and begged him for money at the end of the night.... Crazy! O.O
    Maybe he meant handjobs, and he needed money for the third.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Karen Nathan View Post
    A guy said that his Friend got TWO Handpays in one day at a Casino and begged him for money at the end of the night.... Crazy! O.O
    Maybe he meant handjobs, and he needed money for the third.

    The guy's Friend was a Woman, not a Man...

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    A guy said that a Fast Talking Woman came out of nowhere and suddenly put her Player's Club Card in his empty card slot. He calmly said,"Get your Player's Club Card out of my Machine." He added "There was no way I would allow some random Gambler to earn points, Comps, and free play on my money." Crazy how she would even think of doing this stunt...

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    I was playing a game and near me, I personally saw a crowd SWARM near a Machine when a Player just minding his business got like 8 or 9 Quick Hit Symbols on a Quick Hit Game and the Machine started BLARING his Winning business, flashing and basically screaming,"Big Winner! Big Winner!" He looked troubled as the crowd swarmed near him to see. He seemed to be thinking,"Great. Now a whole bunch of Random People I don't even know now know that I got a $5,000 win! I'm going to get harassed for this money!" He CLEARLY didn't want the crowd to know that he won $5,000.

     
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    KAREN NATHAN BRINGS THE HITS
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"

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    When my favourite woman in the world speaks ..... Karen still ordering medium pizzas? X
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    Quote Originally Posted by YUUP View Post
    When my favourite woman in the world speaks ..... Karen still ordering medium pizzas? X
    She is literally the only person on PFA I’d actually like to meet. Druff says she’s not a dupe, but I have my doubts. I love to fly her into Vegas for a weekend and give her a couple hundred to go crazy on the slots (zero point zero chance it lasts more than 30 minutes), but I have strict policies about the women I bring to town.
    Last edited by Jayjami; 09-10-2021 at 06:14 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YUUP View Post
    When my favourite woman in the world speaks ..... Karen still ordering medium pizzas? X
    I order 4 Medium Pizzas now. And sometimes, Large pizzas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by YUUP View Post
    When my favourite woman in the world speaks ..... Karen still ordering medium pizzas? X
    She is literally the only person on PFA I’d actually like to meet. Druff says she’s not a dupe, but I have my doubts. I love to fly her into Vegas for a weekend and give her a couple hundred to go crazy on the slots (zero point zero chance it lasts more than 30 minutes), but I have strict policies about the women I bring to town.
    I MIGHT take you up on your offer if you are willing to do it vice versa where you fly into Miami and meet me at my Local Casino...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen Nathan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
    She is literally the only person on PFA I’d actually like to meet. Druff says she’s not a dupe, but I have my doubts. I love to fly her into Vegas for a weekend and give her a couple hundred to go crazy on the slots (zero point zero chance it lasts more than 30 minutes), but I have strict policies about the women I bring to town.
    I MIGHT take you up on your offer if you are willing to do it vice versa where you fly into Miami and meet me at my Local Casino...
    Spend actual money to visit Florida? Just lol.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Karen Nathan View Post

    I MIGHT take you up on your offer if you are willing to do it vice versa where you fly into Miami and meet me at my Local Casino...
    Spend actual money to visit Florida? Just lol.
    It would be the same as you giving me airfare, just the other way around...

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