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    Amber Heard literally shitting the bed

    "I decided to divorce Amber Heard when she defecated in our bed" --- Johnny Depp

    The long-running legal spat between Johnny Depp and the British tabloid newspaper The Sun finally got to court in London today https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-showdown.html

    The Sun usually settles out of court when it's going to lose so they could have some interesting revelations up their sleeves.

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    Why can't Johnny Depp ever see the good side of anything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Why can't Johnny Depp ever see the good side of anything?
    You are a sex freaky freak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Why can't Johnny Depp ever see the good side of anything?
    You are a sex freaky freak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
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    You are a sex freaky freak.


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    speaking of sex freaks^^

     
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    Did Johnny Depp ever give Amber Heard the dirty sanchez?


     











     
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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    She claims to be bisexual, hopefully he at least got a threesome out of all this craziness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    She claims to be bisexual, hopefully he at least got a threesome out of all this craziness.
    He did. With her and a pile of her shit.

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    Could it be a metaphor? He seems like he might be a metaphor guy. I didn;t read the link.

    I'd almost rather just wonder. I'll probably read it later. I hope it addresses my concerns.

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    The biggest bombshells from the dramatic Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial, so far

    https://www.insider.com/johnny-depp-...learned-2022-4

    Howard Stern: ‘Narcissist’ Johnny Depp is ‘overacting’ in Amber Heard trial

    https://pagesix.com/2022/04/25/howar...UWdqCu1Scf-U_H

    Johnny Depp used to spend over $40K a month on wine alone. He can afford a lot of younger women to shit on him.



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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    Howard Stern: ‘Narcissist’ Johnny Depp is ‘overacting’ in Amber Heard trial

    https://pagesix.com/2022/04/25/howar...UWdqCu1Scf-U_H

    Johnny Depp used to spend over $40K a month on wine alone. He can afford a lot of younger women to shit on him.
    Absolutely true re Depp overacting. The dumb fuck would spend 10 minutes answering yes or no questions until yesterday when the defence lawyers finally started to raise objections re his rambling.
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    The sex must have been incredible. Nothing like emotionally unstable sex.

     
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    When are men going to figure out getting married is not worth the risk?????
    Why should a trucker who didn't go to college have to pay off a lawyer's student loan debt?

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    unbelievable court testimony by a "professional"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    She claims to be bisexual, hopefully he at least got a threesome out of all this craziness.

    "There's no such thing as bisexual....You either suck dick, or you do NOT suck dick."

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
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    unbelievable court testimony by a "professional"
    Amber looks like a mess physically. She looks rundown. Sad. She was actually beautiful years ago, say the Drive Angry and Rum Diaries era.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen Nathan View Post
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    unbelievable court testimony by a "professional"
    Amber looks like a mess physically. She looks rundown. Sad. She was actually beautiful years ago, say the Drive Angry and Rum Diaries era.
    Aren’t you semi famous for shitting at a table in a Church’s Chicken? I believe there is even an online review about it.

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    Amber Heard is a lesbian and she looks better under the right lighting and with makeup.







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