Nolan Dalla drops the formalities and goes all shock-jock on the subject of tipping

[Dan Druff]

http://www.nolandalla.com/nolan-dall...-memo-waiters/

[limitles]

Anal

[Hockey Guy]

I was able to get through the first 2 paragraphs & had to stop. Who's this guy & why should I care?

[Anal_Hershiser]

"If a waiter tells me his/her name, deduct 5 percent."

What a cunt. I hope his waiters jackoff on his food.

[Corrigan]

what a douche

[PLOL]

[NaturalBornHustler]

That is a really, really, long fucking rant about bad service.

[Anal_Hershiser]

That is a really, really, long fucking rant about bad service.

It's not even about bad service. It's him acting like a rich 16 year old girl who didn't get the right color BMW for their birthday. Half the stuff he deducts for aren't even decisions the servers maker, they are rules their employers require. He's gonna deduct from the tip of some poor bastard for telling him their name? Deduct for anyone under 16 being around? Like he's the fucking pope? I hope some waiter smashes his arrogant fucking face in.

I sincerely hope Druff isn't like this or I can almost guarantee he has eaten more cum than Jenna Jameson and more snot and spit than bus full of special ed kids.

[tony bagadonuts]

I got the sense this was mostly tongue in cheek.

[limitles]

I got the sense this was mostly tongue in cheek.

I guess it's possible........Watkinson captures the realm of animal husbandry and social styling and moves on to comedy...........why not?

[vegemaybe]

Why not just enjoy your meal and pay the 20%?

[gut]

I got the sense this was mostly tongue in cheek.

I thought that also, but I honestly can't tell. I don't know enough about the dude. If serious, what a douche.

[Sloppy Joe]

Jesus, what a piece of shit. The only thing I expect is for the server to be cordial and able to answer a question if I have one. I give 20% almost all of the time if these two things are present.

[Corrigan]

Someone should start a "how to tip poker dealers after a tournament win" in same style. Deduct 1% if this.

[LLL]

Someone should start a "how to tip poker dealers after a tournament win" in same style. Deduct 1% if this.

Didn't Jesus say that the best move was no tip since it was already taken out of in your entry fee?

[PLOL]

Someone should start a "how to tip poker dealers after a tournament win" in same style. Deduct 1% if this.

Didn't Jesus say that the best move was no tip since it was already taken out of in your entry fee?

Jesus died for my sins so I can be forgiven when I don't tip on a tournament cash.

[mulva]

i think he wrote this after losing a big bet and had shitty service at a restaurant.

i remember taking w/ dalla when he was a writer/sports handicapper at mad jacks sports in the y2k era. i was w/ another site at the time and used to chew the fat w/ him. he didn't seem like a douche in my conversations w/ him.

[DRK Star]

Im now a fan of Peter Falcone

[SrslySirius]

The way you treat waiters and other working class people that serve you says a lot about what sort of a person you are. I'm not typically one for snap judgement, but when I see someone being a dick to a cashier or waiter, I immediately dislike them. We don't live in a caste system. It's not okay to treat strangers like they're beneath you.

I hate the tipping system, but I abide by it. 20% minimum. I'm not going to take food off someone's plate because a restaurant is busy or someone is new to the job, nor am I going to treat them like dirt. I smile, say please and thank you, and try to behave like a civilized person. The only time I ever tip small is if someone is flat out rude to me.

I also agree with Azzclown that fucking with people in the food service industry is just a bad idea, morality aside. If you do this on a regular basis, you're pretty much guaranteed to have ingested bodily fluids at some point.

[DRK Star]

The way you treat waiters and other working class people that serve you says a lot about what sort of a person you are. I'm not typically one for snap judgement, but when I see someone being a dick to a cashier or waiter, I immediately dislike them. We don't live in a caste system. It's not okay to treat strangers like they're beneath you.

I hate the tipping system, but I abide by it. 20% minimum. I'm not going to take food off someone's plate because a restaurant is busy or someone is new to the job, nor am I going to treat them like dirt. I smile, say please and thank you, and try to behave like a civilized person. The only time I ever tip small is if someone is flat out rude to me.

I also agree with Azzclown that fucking with people in the food service industry is just a bad idea, morality aside. If you do this on a regular basis, you're pretty much guaranteed to have ingested bodily fluids at some point.