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    If you have received an "Online Degree"... <----- LOL

    You are a monumental loser and flushed down a lot of money, online degrees do not count for any employer. What it means is you were a dipshit coming out of high school and could not get accepted to any college, or poor, one or the other. I have been watching these Southern New Hampshire commercials what seems like for years now. Obviously these commercials prey on the most vulnerable, poor people looking to get a fucking plaque on their wall. Who the fuck with any decency would put Southern New Hampshire on their resume? I'd put Stay At Home Dad as credentials before I ever put that shit on a resume, and that is the nut low.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    Shit I always thought NAU was Northern Arizona University.. My one cousin who lives in Colorado went there..

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    You are a monumental loser and flushed down a lot of money, online degrees do not count for any employer. What it means is you were a dipshit coming out of high school and could not get accepted to any college, or poor, one or the other. I have been watching these Southern New Hampshire commercials what seems like for years now. Obviously these commercials prey on the most vulnerable, poor people looking to get a fucking plaque on their wall. Who the fuck with any decency would put Southern New Hampshire on their resume? I'd put Stay At Home Dad as credentials before I ever put that shit on a resume, and that is the nut low.

    Straight loling, one of my friends wives got an online degree and online masters in accounting. She’s now one of the VPs for a hospital system now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    LOL I remember this, and their other cringe ones as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    You are a monumental loser and flushed down a lot of money, online degrees do not count for any employer. What it means is you were a dipshit coming out of high school and could not get accepted to any college, or poor, one or the other. I have been watching these Southern New Hampshire commercials what seems like for years now. Obviously these commercials prey on the most vulnerable, poor people looking to get a fucking plaque on their wall. Who the fuck with any decency would put Southern New Hampshire on their resume? I'd put Stay At Home Dad as credentials before I ever put that shit on a resume, and that is the nut low.
    JFC your a nut low Tgull lately.. I know plenty of folks whove done onlne degrees they dont have time to sit the fuck in college classes while working full time dumbass its the reality of the new world man.. Colleges have adapted to technology.. Hell my old man got his BS and MBA traditionally but his Second Masters which was in Systems Management was online through USC when we were all living in Miami FL at the time.

     
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    You don't even need to attend an online university. If you pay your "tuition" you get a worthless degree. It's a mill factory.

    I get the anecdotal example of the one lady rising to VP level, but she would have done so anyway. Just about everyone else is buying a dream, but the reality is an online degree is worthless and rarely leads to anything other than a plaque and a ton of debt. You generally go to college for the life experience and the life contacts you form, never the curriculum. LOL at educating yourself sitting at an online classroom in your living room. Half the fucking people are hammered anyway while "attending". It's a total joke.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    You don't even need to attend an online university. If you pay your "tuition" you get a worthless degree. It's a mill factory.

    I get the anecdotal example of the one lady rising to VP level, but she would have done so anyway. Just about everyone else is buying a dream, but the reality is an online degree is worthless and rarely leads to anything other than a plaque and a ton of debt. You generally go to college for the life experience and the life contacts you form, never the curriculum. LOL at educating yourself sitting at an online classroom in your living room. Half the fucking people are hammered anyway while "attending". It's a total joke.
    This is one of the few times you're right.

    Question for you: Trump's online "university" was every bit as fraudulent as the others. Yet you called him the greatest world leader since Churchill. Do you think Churchill would have scammed people with a fake university?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    You don't even need to attend an online university. If you pay your "tuition" you get a worthless degree. It's a mill factory.

    I get the anecdotal example of the one lady rising to VP level, but she would have done so anyway. Just about everyone else is buying a dream, but the reality is an online degree is worthless and rarely leads to anything other than a plaque and a ton of debt. You generally go to college for the life experience and the life contacts you form, never the curriculum. LOL at educating yourself sitting at an online classroom in your living room. Half the fucking people are hammered anyway while "attending". It's a total joke.
    Ok so are you saying major institutions of higher learning offering online degrees are diploma mills? Ya know I dunno places like USC, UNLV, ASU and others that are actual major D-I colleges?? Wtf man step the fuck away from the keyboard man you just destroyed any damn credibility you’ve had.

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    Getting any degree any way is better than being a government supported baby maker loser.
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