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    I just made $3,700 on one horse racing bet!

    Fuck, I thought it might have paid like $800. Fuck, I am smart.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Fuck, I thought it might have paid like $800. Fuck, I am smart.
    CONGRATULATIONS!!!


    btw, you ahead or anywhere near even now?


    (better say no, otherwise you will be asked for a stake--its part of the culture here)

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Fuck, I thought it might have paid like $800. Fuck, I am smart.
    CONGRATULATIONS!!!


    btw, you ahead or anywhere near even now?


    (better say no, otherwise you will be asked for a stake--its part of the culture here)
    I am up a couple G now. I was on a heater a couple weeks ago, then got clipped hard. I was stunned when I saw the 3,700 payout a few minutes ago. I was thinking $900 or so. I did not expect that at all. Fuck that is a nice pull.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!


    btw, you ahead or anywhere near even now?


    (better say no, otherwise you will be asked for a stake--its part of the culture here)
    I am up a couple G now. I was on a heater a couple weeks ago, then got clipped hard. I was stunned when I saw the 3,700 payout a few minutes ago. I was thinking $900 or so. I did not expect that at all. Fuck that is a nice pull.
    Well done. I got the phone call this afternoon on the 16 horse in the 10th race at Gulfstream. Ended up paying 3/2. Should have been 2/5 if not 1/5.

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    Small ass fantasies.

    Did you celebrate at Red Lobster?
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    THE RICH KEEP GETTING RICHER AM I RIGHT

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    Okay? For an average person, that's equivalent to winning $14

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    a 79-1 shot just won. I mean that is just nuts.

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    Overseas tracks are the worst. I won $400 on a trifecta like at 10:30am, still waiting my payout. US tracks on TVG pay like in two minutes. Good times though, if you are not betting on horses online it's actually entertaining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    a 79-1 shot just won. I mean that is just nuts.
    If the odds are correct it will happen once in every 80 trials.

    But you know, fuck you are smart.

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    $432 just hit my account. Going to be a profitable night, hehehe. Hope everyone is doing as good as me. Likely not, but you can dream.

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    I just popped another $470.

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    LIQUID AS FUCK

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    i have a nice longshot in the matt winn tomorrow
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    You people realize he's lying about all of this, right?

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    Where is the ticket??

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Where is the ticket??
    Excellent question but since he is lying you will never get an answer

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    Great job, bottomfag

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    My crowning horse racing achievement

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    Christ why is that picture so big

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