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    Swiss Citizenship

    My friend has been interested in procuring a swiss passport for quite some time now and is wondering whether anyone here has had any dealings with their embassy. Any constructive input for my friend would be greatly appreciated.

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    A compatriot who works at GOOG is actually using them to pivot to Zurich, which is obviously optimal because GOOG lawyers are handling all the necessities.

    No idea if its a realistic goal for someone operating on their own dime tho.
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    Son is dating a girl who works for a company that makes glass pipettes for laboratories. This company is killing it right now.

    It’s almost like witnessing national security level importance

    The home office is in Switzerland and she spends more time there than in the US. She loves the country. He kinda knows she’s soon to be gone. Her employer would probably manage this

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    Don’t waste your time, towelheads only make of 1% of population, as do blacks. My guess is you can’t afford even if you think you are American rich.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Don’t waste your time, towelheads only make of 1% of population, as do blacks. My guess is you can’t afford even if you think you are American rich.

    SOBCHAK SECURITY 213-799-7798

    PRESIDENT JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR., THE GREAT AND POWERFUL

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Don’t waste your time, towelheads only make of 1% of population, as do blacks. My guess is you can’t afford even if you think you are American rich.
    Clown. It's full of incredibly rich people from the Middle East when it's summer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTickle View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Don’t waste your time, towelheads only make of 1% of population, as do blacks. My guess is you can’t afford even if you think you are American rich.
    Clown. It's full of incredibly rich people from the Middle East when it's summer.
    But are they citizens or even residents?

    Here's a list of the citizenship of foreign-born residents of Switzerland. Looks pretty white.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogr...nd#Immigration

     
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      splitthis: Lol you are right, they can visit, but not stay, just like in laws

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    does the group of autists, excluding tickle, realize that I was delivered by the best obgyn doctor in DC @ GWU Hospital?? FKN MORONS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    does the group of autists, excluding tickle, realize that I was delivered by the best obgyn doctor in DC @ GWU Hospital?? FKN MORONS.
    Then why do you act like you were dropped on your head?

     
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      IamGreek: Lol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    does the group of autists, excluding tickle, realize that I was delivered by the best obgyn doctor in DC @ GWU Hospital?? FKN MORONS.
    I'm not saying anything about you, I'm saying something about Switzerland.

    You're a good poster, don't start acting like bottomset.

    SOBCHAK SECURITY 213-799-7798

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    I think if he could prove himself as a asset to the country and could employ there citizens. i am sure there would be a minimum investment, such as in Canada you could invest 700k you cold get your whole family over, I am not sure what the qualifications are but clean criminal record and be able to produce full disclosure including the identity of your birth doctor it is relatively easy if you have cash.
    Switzerland probably has i fairly big price tag...
    If he wants to go there and get a job that one of there citizens could do he/she probably has no chance. cold probably spend at least half the year with little paper work se what it's like.
    good luck its a nice place i hear high taxes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    My friend has been interested in procuring a swiss passport for quite some time now and is wondering whether anyone here has had any dealings with their embassy. Any constructive input for my friend would be greatly appreciated.
    Lol, the Swiss don’t take immigrants from shithole countries like the USA.

     
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