Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Good news, Chrissy's nonsense clip just got an extra 1200 views in only 2 hours.
Using Chrissy math, that means it should be up to roughly 14000 views tomorrow if it is consistent.

Alternatively I suspect it will be close to 2.7k as thats what his last 2 has, and everyone who loves Chrissy's nonsense views it right away.

[1dollarboxcar]

he registered the Leased Chevy Tahoe at his Affinity Condo address in Vegas

so is this different than the 11303 Kraft Mountain Ave #101 or is that the same place?

[Dan Druff]

Well I'll give him credit…he has learned a thing or two. You’ll notice that nowhere in any of these videos is he ever mentioning gambling. All he says is….I made this much money yesterday…and then he wants you to join his inner circle to learn to be “successful” like him. The Goatlife site also no longer mentions gambling….other than he has the affiliate link in there. Gone from the pitch is “number one professional gambler.” Now he just says that he makes lots of money and he can show you how.

He kind of reverted back to mentioning gambling yesterday when he starting ranting about how wonderful of a sports better he is…but then he (likely wisely) deleted that post.

Problem he will likely have is that new suckers aren’t going to be as drawn to his group if they don’t at least have a clue as to what the angle truly is. At least with the gambling angle he had that draw…..beat the casino. Now it’s just “I make lots of money and you can too.” There’s no substance to any of it.

Normal people would have made this modification for legal reasons.

Chrissy does it to prevent YouTube consequences.

LOL!!

Sorry Chrissy, that ain't gonna cut it. Channel coming down soon. Book it.

[Dan Druff]

Good news, Chrissy's nonsense clip just got an extra 1200 views in only 2 hours.
Using Chrissy math, that means it should be up to roughly 14000 views tomorrow if it is consistent.

Alternatively I suspect it will be close to 2.7k as thats what his last 2 has, and everyone who loves Chrissy's nonsense views it right away.

He bought these views.

[BedWetterBettor]

Looks like Drew went from happily married to divorced and Mowing lawns for money in less than One Year.

Guess it’s better than Jerking off on old Gay Dude’s couches for $200 a pop!



Too bad for Roidy McGoo Drew, his idea for the company name Heavily infringes on another one!

https://www.procore.com/network/p/to...October%202023



If only he thought of this “Awesome and Original Company Name” 6 months earlier???

Maybe he should be like his idiot brother and call it Goat Life Lawn Mowing for Dead Broke Douchebags Baby??



#Colt Life Baby

[1dollarboxcar]

so since it sounds like Druff is gonna get CM's channel axed, before that happens we could try and get Cheetos fake/clone channel taken down for impersonating, included a screen shot on where to click to do that....

so go to Cheetos channel https://www.youtube.com/@Christopher...lGoat/featured click there, then report user then select impersonation, then impersonating someone else then Paste the channel he is impersonating which is CM's real of
https://www.youtube.com/@Christopher...ation/featured if we mass report it .... it could happen...

[1dollarboxcar]

in his last couple of videos... i wonder why he has skinned knuckles.... hmmmm....

[zealanddonk]

in his last couple of videos... i wonder why he has skinned knuckles.... hmmmm....

Good spotting.

Its because his billionaire idols Zuck and Musk were going to have a totally bad ass fight, so Chrissy has also been training to be a bad ass fighter, building on his bad ass skills he developed supposedly putting his father in hospital 30 years ago.

[zealanddonk]

Today's Chrissy nonsense part 1:

Yesterday's video only gained an extra 200 views in roughly 20 hours and is still 1300 views off track for his other 2 main nonsense videos.

Chrissy also posted 5 horus ago [3am nz time] a black video on his FB.

Sadly I'll watch it at 1x speed since cant speed up FB as far as I can tell.

I'll be using the Wizard of Odds 4-8 deck guide and analysing where possible.
https://wizardofodds.com/games/black...ategy/4-decks/
With that said, we all know No Bust is not as profitable as other strategies.

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Chrissy wearing a white bath robe, and pointing people towards goatlifecash.com

Oddly his three most recent videos are for goatlifebaby.com

Is he running the cash version for gambling links, and the baby version for his motivational nonsense, or does this just further suggest the video clips are old?

[zealanddonk]

Anyways on with does bust no nut work?

19m08 seconds, Chrissy in his white klan bathrobe

He confirms it is April 21st 12:36am
Start balance $1100

First hand:
15 vs dealer 8, Chrissy stands. Strategy says hit. Chrissy loses.

20 vs ten strategy says stand, Chrissy stands [hurr hurr] LOL Chrissy comments on other people's actions, but the dealer had 20.

10 vs 7 Chrissy hits per Strategy. Chrissy catches a 7. Someone else doubles down and Chrissy tells us why he doesnt do this because he recoups his losses????
Dealer busts.

I'm only going to comment on Chrissy's idiot comments since it is too difficult to determine proper play based on results.

6m10 Chrissy claims he doesnt play much online these days, started with $500 and is now up to $1100 with very few small sessions
Chrissy also claims documentation beats conversation and thinks this 20 minutes of nonsense will prove eevrything.

7m Chrissy says he likes making videos: isnt this like the 25th anniversary of him being in videos?
Reminder: He is dressed like he is waiting for a porn shoot.

Chrissy has a 14 vs a 10 and claims the dealer has to beat him fair and square.

Dealer has a 20 and Chrissy has rambled for the whole hand about how the dealer might have a 6 then might draw and bust.

9:30 Chrissy claims he made over $7000 at a real big boy casino today.

11m38 Chrissy has an 11 so he doubles down vs dealer 2. Chrissy claims he doesnt double down against a 9 or Ten and wouldnt double down if he was $500 deep.

Chrissy's double down wins and he also gives us a hollar at ya boy. He is overly excited by this

Chrissy claims basic strategy is to double any 9/T/11 regardless of what the dealer has. As the Wizard of Odds points out, its only an automatic double if its 11 vs any non-ace.

15m Chrissy says he doesnt play emotionally, he brags about No Bust.
Chrissy claims hes going to force the dealer to beat him, when she has a T showing and has another T buried.
According to Chrissy thas fair and square.
He really is a rube.

16m Chrissy now tells us he has played blackjack in rl casinos 3 times in the last Week, twice Stace was there, and his buddy Mike from Florida was there for the other time, and he played no bust and no bust is the best and he won $9000 over his three trips, and stace saw this, and you have to believe him and its so exciting
What a tool.
Pretty sure his buddy Mike was hoping for a no fuck rather than no bust situation.

Chrissy now starts moaning about the yellow card coming out, despite it being pretty clear it was coming.

Chrissy moans that a player on an 11 vs dealer T was wrong to double despite the hand winning [eventually].

18m40 Chrissy claims hes made hundreds of Blackjack videos over the years showing no bust works AND his friends and family watch him win playing live
Remember all the times Chrissy said dont go to the casino with friends and family because they will distract you and thats a handy excuse you can use for losing.

Anyways, Chrissy wins $150 reminds how great he is, reminds us to go to goatlifecash, and fucks off which to be honest he should have done instead of making this video.

[TheRivers]

Rep fail. Would be nice if actually knew basic strategy before claiming he knows basic strategy. You only double on a 10 if the dealer has 9 or less. You only double on a 9 if the dealer has 6 or less. Chrissy doesn’t double though because he is scared of messing up the martingale progression by possibly losing too much in one hand.

[BedWetterBettor]

Since Chrissy is broke annnnnnd too much of a Pussy to place Big Boy bets any more, I'd give you folks some REAL entertainment from a MUCH BETTER Scammer than little Kyle!




The insufferable D Sucky shows his "haters" why HE is the GOAT. He seems very intoxicated and determined to show up his detractors in this video. He's betting like he's on full tilt after cashing out for a few stacks at the cage. This of course doesn't prove he's ahead, but why let the truth get in the way of a good story folks?

He plops down on a Baccy table and goes full Degen, placing $25 - $100 on every side bet imaginable, not realizing many of them cancel each other out!

He hits a Cloud 9 Payout for 10-1 plus the Dragon a few times whilst pressing like a degen on a Player run. He donks off over 1K on the last hand, giving back about 15% of his winnings in one hand... Just like daaaat!

Too bad Chrissy is a broke, busted midget otherwise he could do videos like this and actually show people how to place big boy bets? Alas, we'll have to be entertained by the other annoying midget with a bad case of Gay Face~!

Speaking of Gay Faces... Chrissy just posted some re-hashed nonsense about FOCUS. Ya know the guy that jumps around from Roulette to Baccarat to Blackjack to Sports Betting to Online Play to Bitcoin to Veganism is surely an Expert on maintaining Focus on "One Course" of action...



Did Bryan Ockert FOCUS in on a certain part of Chrissy during their Weekly trysts??

[zealanddonk]

As BWB points out, its a busy day for Chrissy:

1 post on FB about focus that lasts 46 seconds.

The other is a 6m13s clip on youtube about motivation.
Funnily enough the youtube clip has been up for almost an hour and had _3_ views.
Lets see everyone in Asia wake up and Zerk-rush it to 1200 views in the next 2 hours.

Anyways the focus nonsense onn FB first:

Blah blah blah Le Bron focused on basketball, Tiger on Golf, Trump on Real Estate and hurr hurr Chrissy on Gambling

Granted neither Le Bron nor Tiger have colledge degrees, but Trump does. Much like the rich white folk Chrissy mentioned the other day, Trump also had massive family wealth to fall back onto if things went wrong.

As for the video:
Chrissy in a bunker: motivation doing whatever it tookens to succeed.

Chrisys claims statistically proven that 98% of people will not be successful.
As always, no citation for that statement.

Success has a price.

Chrissy repeats that success never goes on sale [unlike his chums club membership]

2m30 Chrissy starts rambling about when hew as 16 Chrissy claims he had a job at Burger King
That sounds vaguely familiar but given the sea of lies hes told over the years, who knows.

2m49 Chrissy now rants that his so called broke friends at that stage would go thru the drivethru asking for a hook up of free food

2m59 Chrissy claims 30 years later 98% of the world's population is looking for "free" things.

Chrissy now rants about cutting out coupons from the newspaper and that makes people cheapskates.
I'm guessing the ol casino comps havent been coming in lately

Chrissy now claims that lambos, rolls royces and ferraris never go on sale and never have commercials
Chrissy claims this is because rich and successful people arent on the couch watching tv
Didnt Chrissy's idol Trump star in a tv show? Didnt Chrissy and Stace watch a 90 minute movie about Bezos just the other day?

4m blah blah blah law of association, check up from the neck up

Chrissy starts rambling about excuses and documentation beats conversation

And just like that the clip is now up to 2200 views in the time it took for me to watch it at 2x and write up this review.

Even if the initial counter was slightly wrong, thats still more views than yesterday's nonsense in roughly an hour.

Anyways, today's nonsense has nothing new except maybe working the drivethrough at Burgerking.

[TheRivers]

“Are you willing to pack up your life and move across the country in order to be successful?”

Of course….and in the process leaving your 12 year old daughter behind. I guess she must have been one of those dead broke people you’re not supposed to associate with. Right Stacy??

[1dollarboxcar]

in the YT video, he says he worked at Burge King when he was 16.... i think that's the first time we have heard this version of the big lie(s).....

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy with a 17 minute nonsense video on FB with him playing Blackjack.

I only played the first 4 minutes and gave up for now as it is his usual nonsense.

Critically he was claiming people were greedy for splitting and doubling down: forgetting that gambling is a form of greed

As always, when Chrissy does something it is noble and good, when someone else does it, its bad (hurr hurr).

About the only hing Chrissy has learnt is to take the first spot that gets cards so its harder for those idiots to ruin his hand.
But lets be honest, he's standing the vast majority of the time, and him standing impacts what the dealer does if the dealer doesnt have a 17 or higher already.

[1dollarboxcar]

it's funny how the newest YT video has 2.7k views and NOT one comment.... LMAO !! not even one chum bum has chimed in....