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    Quote Originally Posted by JeffDime View Post
    Quick take just checking out the thread. Great job as always breaking it down. My main thought is he sees the sub count on the Big Jackpot, Slot Lady, etc. He probably has delusional aspirations that he could be simply a Slot Youtuber. Chrissy plays checkers, not chess. He is only thinking of his next move, not a few moves away.

    Chrissy, you dumb shit. 0.0% chance you can do it. You have to be either likable, a beautiful woman or have Raja’s access to money. You got none of that. But don’t give up, much better to watch you fail.

    Imagine if CM discovered Free Slot Play and learned how to use AP on VP machines? He would then start touting how HE discovered this 100% Full Proof method of making money with ZERO risk and GUARANTEED profit...

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    "Folks, this is MY new BaccaSLOT Strategy for Making Money in the Casino with Slots. Since I've been banned from playing real table games in nearly EVERY casino in Las Vegas. I now ONLY use free slot play ayyyyyyyyyyund I ALWAYS make money, using my NEW FREE PLAY ONLY BaccaSLOT system! Just pay me $8000 for my Shitty PDF files and I will show you how to win money... In the Casino... Using my FREE PLAY BaccaSlot strategies! Folks, what are you waiting for... Guess what... I just won $12 PROFIT, using my new system!"

     
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    Does anyone know if the pregnant 74 y/o man had his baby? Is Chrissy the father?
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    Quote Originally Posted by donkey View Post
    Does anyone know if the pregnant 74 y/o man had his baby? Is Chrissy the father?

    Chrissy is the father. He didn’t use a condom and that old geezer paid a price. Chrissy’s pull out game is horrible. Blowjob Bob has Jizzy Chrissy all loose and living in a fantasy world. We can see the ugly resemblance and scamming demeanor. He has Bob’s brittle and almost non existing teeth. I don’t know how Stacy feels about this but who cares. Fuck her thoughts and feelings too. She knows her husband is a disgusting douchebag of a father and a husband.
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    Hmm...we have a lot of guests tonight. I guess Chrissy has to end the livestream early tonight to become a lurker on here tonight. We see your priorities douchebag and enjoy the material. It’s all your fault. If you didn’t scam and hurt others, you would not be in this predicament. By the way...did you use the laws of attraction to envision all of those dicks in your mouth and ass? You seen that coming just like you let Bob creampie your scamming ass. Fuck you and Changeyourlifevlog lifestyle. Keep using the burner accounts and trolling on here. You and Bob should have got that abortion. Oh yeah. You’re pro-life and you don’t believe in that but you engage in homosexuality acts and relationships with geriatric patients.
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    Dang, missed the live stream but there was too much good football on today. Anyways, browsed the comments of the last live shit show and noticed some comment gems. He gets really rattled when someone suggests he wear a hidden camera and film himself playing baccarat. He also back pedals on his opinion of slots being rigged, yet whines and cries about Linq having tight slots and calls them a "Scam"... how ironic!

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    He also gets called out around the 13:02 minute mark about not filming Baccarat when Sara(SlotLady) and Raja were both able to. He uses the same excuse above word for word and doesn't even address Raja's status or ability to film in the High Limit rooms. He just goes off on another rant about haters and why he is now filming himself playing slots to "learn new strategies".

    Yep, that's it. Couldn't be the warnings from Casinos to stop scamming on their premises. Probably also has nothing to do with you vulturing slot machines and stalking people who are sitting on them, saying "Get up, get up , get up, get up!"

     
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      Elmo: He’s laying low and not playing the tables because security is finally on him. That’s why he won’t use that player’s card. The heat is on Chrissy...
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    Bob’s porn career is really taking off I see. After delivering that baby and messing that bald bi douchebag slot player scammer, he’s right back at work. You hear that Chrissy? He works. A 9-5. Something that proves your self worth. Blood sweat and tears. In this case, old man semen. We salute you Blowjob Bob.
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    I just love how it infuriates Chrissy whenever he is asked "Why he doesn't film his baccarat play".

    He capitalizes "SERIOUS BUSINESS", when he is referring to his baccarat play. Its so hilarious how it triggers him.

    Then he says this...
    "The ONLY reason people want to see me play is so they can learn my secret winning strategies"

    Chrissy, no one gives a damn about your "winning strategies". People want to see your play because they know you are FULL OF SHIT, and we want VERIFICATION.
    Your strategies are out there for free! Why would anyone pay for them? As soon as your strategy is exposed, you just happen to come out with a "new winning strategy?" You want people to believe that it is a coincidence? After anyone watches the CIA video, you think anyone would invest in your garbage?

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    Chrissy's newest video - "Christopher Mitchell 5 Baccarat Tips- How To Win Baccarat In Casino"

    As usual he is wrong on all but one of his tips. I'm not going to go over them again, as we have already proven them wrong in this thread many times.

    He did bring up something that hasn't been talked about before. He recommends if you must play a commission free table to bet on the "Dragon Side Bet" as an "insurance policy". He recommends with every banker bet to place a dragon bet that will payout equal to your banker bet that lost in the event of a dragon.

    This bet has a MASSIVE 7.6% house edge. Chrissy, if you gamble professionally, you don't place bets for "Insurance reasons". YOU TAKE THE RISK YOURSELF AND ACCEPT THE VARIANCE, unless the insurance doesn't cost you anything. But in this case it cost you over 7 PERCENT! Under no circumstances does it make sense to bet on the Dragon side bet if you are betting for the long term. Even if you are betting short term, since Chrissy likes to bet heavy on the Banker side, his 5% commsions will add up at a faster rate than the Dragon side bet that hits about every 45 hands.

    Its ok Chrissy, I know you don't understand any of this. Your You Tube followers are so Naïve, that they wont know the difference. All your fuck ups and ignorance give us all something to talk about.
    Chrissy, being "Dumbed down", actually helps you. If you actually knew what the hell you were talking about, your "You Tube family" would not understand. So being a ignorant Buffoon is greatly in your favor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by donkey View Post
    This guy details a little bit of his story in the description of the video.


    LOST $12.5K in 6 weeks - Using CM's strategy he bought online.
    Chrissy, you were right! With that kind of loss it is "SERIOUS BUSINESS"



    He says he will post more. Hopefully we can get more details from him.

    Also, if he sees this hopefully he will sign up here.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Kinda looks like TJ with a Wig on. Maybe he's so embarrassed he's hiding his face? Funny how TJ fell off the planet after following CM's advice of quitting his job!
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    Got to #2 and that was enough.

    I think 🤔 I will wait for the correspondent actually on the ground Mr Jeffrey Dime to give me a summary.
    Interesting that in his mindless gobblygook about what 98% of the world live on , all the usual half arsed waffle he was informing the Folks that POOR people get carried away in casinos ,expecting to win the Jackpot 🎰

    I have to agree with that one personally.
    Why, it was only the other day that I was watching a YT video with some wild eyed halfwit , obviously 🙄 he is busted , dusted and crusted a dead broke loser screaming 😱 C,mon machine JACKPOT 🎰 JACKPOT 🎰 JACKPOT 🎰 every fuckin spin.

    I am 99% certain that this is one of those POOR retards that Chrissy lad is talking about.

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    I just watched Bits and pieces of Saturday nights live stream where he plays slots. If I remember right he counted at the end where he supposedly won $397, then the next day in his stream at home he said he won $500 three days in a row.

    Maybe someone will go through that video and pick it apart. He claimed he had a certain amount when he left home. When he was finished gambling for the night he subtracted what he had on him from what he said he left home with at the start of the trip.

    Since it was a live trip it would be hard for him to fake it. There was one thing that I found highly unusual. I am not a slot player but the times that I have played slots I use the same ticket I got when I cashed out of a machine to insert in the next machine. It seems like this is the standard practice for most slot players. But not Chrissy, He would use a fresh Hundo the majority of the time and keep the slot tickets separate. You can see the dates and times on them.

    If he was going to try to deceive the viewers he could of had tickets he cashed out of a machine previously that day and included them in the total at the end of the night. I have no idea if he did this or not. Its just a way if he was going to deceive the viewers he could.


    Also, I cant remember if it was todays video or yesterdays video, but CM said he kept "getting interrupted" while filming a video. One of the times was over a 20 minute interruption. He said he has not decided if he is going to post it yet. I am just wondering if these were trollers? or something else going on?

     
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      BedWetterBettor: I tried to keep track, but it was so shaky and had too much of him whining, I gave up after an hour. He clearly doesn't factor in Buy-Ins when figuring his slot profits. He shows Stacy a ticket of $758.XX and doesn't tell her he played $200 first
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    He truly has unraveled and gone back to the beginning phase of this scam. He's now reverted to using Hand Written Strategies on Index Cards! LOL

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    What's next, flash cards showing how to walk into a casino and sit down at a table? Remember all those Millionaires that wrote their money making innovations on Index Cards? Yea, me neither! Get a clue Chrissy and use technology such as Power Point, Flash Player or even MS Office you dipshit!!

    I'll do little Midget Man a favor and make him some flyers for his upcoming scam. Seeing as how he is representing his pride with the Purple Bandana in the previous video, I thought it fitting he goes an old familiar route with his old reliable scam victim!

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    KD is keeping busy and probably one of the 12 guests on here every hour!

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    Darth Kyle 😃 The force is strong 💪 in this one.
    Money management video from Chrissy tonight.

    #1 Demand wifey hands over her pension money
    #2 Go to casino with said money
    #3 Come up with some hair brained martingale scheme ripped off the internet
    #4 Have a ridiculous bet spread such as 1-10
    #5 Lose your bankroll
    #6 Come up with more hair brained martingale schemes ripped off the internet
    #7 Tell Folks that you have found the leprechaun 🍀 at the end of the rainbow 🌈 and you have a 99% winning strategy
    #8 Sell your fuckwit strategies to equally fuckwitted Folks for thousands of bucks
    #9 Return to casinos again and again with all the mugs money 💴 until eviscerated.
    #10 Tell folks that you have now discovered a 99.1287532% wining strategy and sell it for thousands
    #11 Back to casino 🎰 and get wiped out again
    #12 Rinse and repeat points #4-#12 until the day of judgement (Wifeys pension money 💰 is now a distant memory)
    (Possibly point #13 , unlucky number for you diehard Christians Chrissy , become a sports 🏈 better or slots Svengali)

    Errr that’s it

     
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    Another quick one for Chrissy. Hopefully I’ll be able to make a video soon, because JFC the material this guy creates by just talking.

    Chrissy, you are a dumb shit. You say the only reason people want you to film yourself playing baccarat is because they want your winning strategy. That is literally 100% untrue. We know you would never film. but people just would love to see just how completely full of shit you are on video.

    You dumb shit, if you won at the impossible win rate you claim, there would still be many people around to leak it fuckball. Dozens of dealers would be quitting their jobs once they witnessed the secret and go make 5 K a day like you do. The other players at the table with you would copy it. Whales would soon be getting your 99% effective strategy. In fact, if what you claim were true, Las Vegas casinos would be going bankrupt and/or greatly diminishing their baccarat exposure by getting rid of it or greatly reducing the max bet by now.

    You never think big picture you stupid fuck. Vegas is a small town. Moron.

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    Wow 😯 don’t beat around the bush Mr Jeff , tell it how it is 😂
    Has Chrissy boy 👦 fucked up your day again 🤣🤣🤣

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrhorney View Post
    Wow 😯 don’t beat around the bush Mr Jeff , tell it how it is 😂
    Has Chrissy boy 👦 fucked up your day again 🤣🤣🤣

    Lol. No I'm just sick of him lying about everything. Watched about a minute of his livestream and he says if you take his "5 tips" & pay him the 2K you may NEVER lose playing baccarat ever again.



     
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    Did anybody else catch his live stream at home on Sunday? His BF Bob commented about how Chrissy wore him out when he was out there. I'd have to go back and find it.

    PV--I think one of the items Chrissy was referring to is he was actually on live stream for a few minutes before what was posted on Friday night. He bought some gelato in the Miracle Miles shops and turned around looking Stacy. She was no where to be found. It was quite comical. Chrissy was quite pissed. Where's Stacy...Are you kidding me? She always does this and she knows I'm live streaming. Do you blame her?!?! She did finally show up and it cut off shortly after. I'm sure he looked like a total tool standing there with gelato in one hand and phone in the other basically screaming.

     
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    I must admit to being a tad confused 🤷*♂️ about what this fucker is up to now.
    Folks , we are all 99% certain that he is to something.........

    I will use the classic movie 🎥 The Sting as it’s probably Chrissy lads 11th Commandment

    He has spent months attempting the quick kill hustle like Luther and Hooker at the beginning but now appears to be playing the Henry Gondorf long game at the end the end of the movie 🍿-Spoiler alert for those that haven’t seen it but it was released 50 odd years ago.
    He mentioned a few times about him being a professional ya di dar di dar and his bankroll being $50,000.
    This on its own is truly remarkable as that is the exact same sum that he started out with all those months ago, but he needed a cash 💰 counter in those early halcyon sun 🌞 drenched days.

    He just seems to be bouncing around like a hand grenade in a telephone box , and he isn’t even bothering to say he has been in the high limit room playing baccy with his phoney scorecards and chips piled up on toilet 🚾 paper 🧻 in the high roller private shitter.

    I can’t figure for the life of me what he is up to , I mean he could just say that 10,12,20 Folks have paid for is latest baccarat winning strategy and nobody would be any the wiser.

    As previous Folks have said , there is no way on planet 🪐 Earth that this degenerate bald 👨*🦲 fuck will make a go of being some kind of slots 🎰 guru , the sports betting came and went quicker than a fart 💨 in a tornado 🌪 so what the hell is his game?
    He can’t just sit in his fully comped luxury condo making horse 🐎 shit 💩 live videos or prowling around the strip with his manic rat 🐀 eyes darting all over the place looking for God knows what , security probably coz he keeps getting his ass thrown out of the casinos.

    Final Sting saying , the mark must never know he has been taken , so perhaps he is scamming all of us and we don’t actually know we are being scammed 😁

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrhorney View Post
    I must admit to being a tad confused 🤷*♂️ about what this fucker is up to now.
    Folks , we are all 99% certain that he is to something.........

    I will use the classic movie 🎥 The Sting as it’s probably Chrissy lads 11th Commandment

    He has spent months attempting the quick kill hustle like Luther and Hooker at the beginning but now appears to be playing the Henry Gondorf long game at the end the end of the movie 🍿-Spoiler alert for those that haven’t seen it but it was released 50 odd years ago.
    He mentioned a few times about him being a professional ya di dar di dar and his bankroll being $50,000.
    This on its own is truly remarkable as that is the exact same sum that he started out with all those months ago, but he needed a cash 💰 counter in those early halcyon sun 🌞 drenched days.

    He just seems to be bouncing around like a hand grenade in a telephone box , and he isn’t even bothering to say he has been in the high limit room playing baccy with his phoney scorecards and chips piled up on toilet 🚾 paper 🧻 in the high roller private shitter.

    I can’t figure for the life of me what he is up to , I mean he could just say that 10,12,20 Folks have paid for is latest baccarat winning strategy and nobody would be any the wiser.

    As previous Folks have said , there is no way on planet 🪐 Earth that this degenerate bald 👨*🦲 fuck will make a go of being some kind of slots 🎰 guru , the sports betting came and went quicker than a fart 💨 in a tornado 🌪 so what the hell is his game?
    He can’t just sit in his fully comped luxury condo making horse 🐎 shit 💩 live videos or prowling around the strip with his manic rat 🐀 eyes darting all over the place looking for God knows what , security probably coz he keeps getting his ass thrown out of the casinos.

    Final Sting saying , the mark must never know he has been taken , so perhaps he is scamming all of us and we don’t actually know we are being scammed 😁
    Well said Mr. H! Ironic for a guy whose current manifestation is selling strategies, to have such a difficult time creating an effective strategy in which to do so. Makes one think that coming up with strategies isn’t exactly his bag.

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