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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrhorney View Post
    I don’t mind you discussing your life Mr Jeff so you have at least one ☝️ loyal supporter 👍
    Make that 2. 👍👍👍 C'mon Jeff D only came here because of his concern for humanity and disdain for a scam artist who was taking money along the way. Since then he's been asking us to support a channel that is a creative outlet for him. Not an ounce of bad in this guy. (And it's ok if he has a bit of fun with CM along the way, because CM truly deserves it when he baccarat scams).

     
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    I happen to watch a few slot channels on YT like Slot Lady and Lady Luck HQ, for obvious reasons. But I find them entertaining and pleasant to listen to.

    This however, was NOT like those channels! All you hear is the whiny dope CM cry about not getting a jackpot on almost EVERY spin. No regular slot player expects a Big Payout on every spin. The smart ones usually know the hold and payback percentage before selecting their machine.

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    The moronic degens like CM, just jump from machine to machine after 1 miniscule payout, thinking the machine will go "cold" now that it has paid out. They also think the machine is "due" for a big hit on long spells of small or no payout spins. Both however are myths and slots have no set patterns, despite what this idiot wants anyone to think.

    He has played slots before and filmed it, so once again he starts off with ANOTHER lie.

    But he's gonna read this and say "Well... ummm what I meant to say is I never played slots for a DAY and that was just a SESSION. Guess what, this is my first DAY playing slots ayyyyyund I won money, so how can I be a lying scamming gay porn midget?" Keep back pedaling little man!

    Just a few quick observations that show he has no clue how slot machines work and he is trying to stay off security's radar and remain on Bob Hesley's Gaydar!

    1) No player card used at CET property slot machines. The comps and points earned from slots are pretty substantial, but if CM doesn't want to accumulate them, he is clearly laying low.

    2) He doesn't understand the concept of slot payouts. The wager is forfeited and replaced by the credit win, it is not added on top of the wager. So when he says he won almost $20(1820 credit payout or $18.20), it is actually a $15.20 total win because the original 300 credit/ $3.00 bet is gone. But he's so used to inflating wins and lying about how much profit was made, this should come as no surprise.

    3) He believes there are "good" slot machines that pay Millions of dollars! He can't be that stupid to think he actually can actually hit a 6 or 7 figure win so easily, then again this is someone who thinks Cancer is a hoax after supposedly losing his mother to it.

    4) It starts with him playing some heavy House Advantage machines like Crazy Money and Double Diablo, again not much worse than most other one arm bandits, but if you're trying to Sell the image of High Roller, play a machine with better bells & whistles! Being that Crazy Money has images of Fake Dollar Bills on the screen, it's no wonder CM was immediately drawn to that one and plays it so much!! Another Freudian Slip for CM...

    5) CM is so retarded he talks to the slots constantly, like he thinks flirting with it will enforce his "laws of attraction"? He also doesn't realize there are several different levels of 'Jackpots' and on any initial bonus spin, the highest win amount is likely the lowest available one and it is predetermined before you spin. He says "awwww the Mini what the freak(lol) is that, I wanted the Grand jackpot!" But what else would you expect a scammer to believe but everything is his for the taking?

    6) Has no clue what an auto trigger bonus feature is and keeps whining for a jackpot. All the auto trigger does is instantly grant a bonus game, rarely does it result in a Progressive Jackpot payout. But dumbshits like CM will jump when they hear the bells & whistles and bark like the mindless dogs they are when the shiny machine tells em to.

    *Reminds me of this time I saw an older Jamaican woman playing a Wonder Woman slot at 50 cents a pop, she hit the Free Games bonus which has a loud Bell Ringing sound and plays the Wonder Woman show theme song. She actually thought she already won the Mega Jackpot amount of $5348 and was won running around high fiving and hugging people. She yelled for a slot attendant to pay her the "Jackpot", only to be bluntly informed that "You only won a bonus game madam and have to pick how many free games you want on your 50 cent bet" She ended up winning $11.35 on those free spins and walked off rather quietly.

     
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    Folks, World Breaking News, Folks.

    According to the comments section on the last video, the Reptile will be LIVE tonight! I won't be able to call him out, but Guess What? Some of you can surely throw some dirt on this piece of shit and expose him!

    Happy Hunting, Folks!!!

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    [QUOTE=BedWetterBettor;926460]I happen to watch a few slot channels on YT like Slot Lady and Lady Luck HQ, for obvious reasons. But I find them entertaining and pleasant to listen to.

    This however, was NOT like those channels! All you hear is the whiny dope CM cry about not getting a jackpot on almost EVERY spin. No regular slot player expects a Big Payout on every spin. The smart ones usually know the hold and payback percentage before selecting their machine.

    Name:  CMSlotsScam2.jpg
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    The moronic degens like CM, just jump from machine to machine after 1 miniscule payout, thinking the machine will go "cold" now that it has paid out. They also think the machine is "due" for a big hit on long spells of small or no payout spins. Both however are myths and slots have no set patterns, despite what this idiot wants anyone to think.

    He has played slots before and filmed it, so once again he starts off with ANOTHER lie.

    But he's gonna read this and say "Well... ummm what I meant to say is I never played slots for a DAY and that was just a SESSION. Guess what, this is my first DAY playing slots ayyyyyund I won money, so how can I be a lying scamming gay porn midget?" Keep back pedaling little man!

    Just a few quick observations that show he has no clue how slot machines work and he is trying to stay off security's radar and remain on Bob Hesley's Gaydar!

    1) No player card used at CET property slot machines. The comps and points earned from slots are pretty substantial, but if CM doesn't want to accumulate them, he is clearly laying low.

    2) He doesn't understand the concept of slot payouts. The wager is forfeited and replaced by the credit win, it is not added on top of the wager. So when he says he won almost $20(1820 credit payout or $18.20), it is actually a $15.20 total win because the original 300 credit/ $3.00 bet is gone. But he's so used to inflating wins and lying about how much profit was made, this should come as no surprise.

    3) He believes there are "good" slot machines that pay Millions of dollars! He can't be that stupid to think he actually can actually hit a 6 or 7 figure win so easily, then again this is someone who thinks Cancer is a hoax after supposedly losing his mother to it.

    4) It starts with him playing some heavy House Advantage machines like Crazy Money and Double Diablo, again not much worse than most other one arm bandits, but if you're trying to Sell the image of High Roller, play a machine with better bells & whistles! Being that Crazy Money has images of Fake Dollar Bills on the screen, it's no wonder CM was immediately drawn to that one and plays it so much!! Another Freudian Slip for CM...

    5) CM is so retarded he talks to the slots constantly, like he thinks flirting with it will enforce his "laws of attraction"? He also doesn't realize there are several different levels of 'Jackpots' and on any initial bonus spin, the highest win amount is likely the lowest available one and it is predetermined before you spin. He says "awwww the Mini what the freak(lol) is that, I wanted the Grand jackpot!" But what else would you expect a scammer to believe but everything is his for the taking?

    6) Has no clue what an auto trigger bonus feature is and keeps whining for a jackpot. All the auto trigger does is instantly grant a bonus game, rarely does it result in a Progressive Jackpot payout. But dumbshits like CM will jump when they hear the bells & whistles and bark like the mindless dogs they are when the shiny machine tells em to.
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    I agree with all of this.

    This video is comedic gold for any serious slot player. I was laughing so hard I almost peed myself. He doesn't have a clue and will be eaten up in short order. I really wonder why he didn't use a player's card. Very odd for a professional gambler as he calls himself. He doesn't have the personality for a slot channel. I found it interesting that he got hooked on one game so quickly and it's not even a good game ffs. Chrissy needs to watch a few professionals like sdguy123 or Brian Christopher's channels instead of asking his viewers for tips. I really think he is getting paid by the casinos to feature them in his videos. It just seems like he is making a commercial and is an advertising agent rather than a professional gambler ( I use this term loosely for CM)

     
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    Wow, if you catch this any time soon after me posting, CM is just LOL gambling it up on the strip on slots (probably a 10 or 12.5% edge against him).

    HE'S UP!

    It's hilarious, more of the same "proof" he is a professional gambler because he knows when to quit.





    Truth is, he says it clearly every few mins: "Come on, I need a Jackpot!"

     
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    Seriously, this is gold!

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    I just turned it on, and he's whining about not winning at the slot machine at the LINQ.


     
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    Did he disable comments? He must have read the posts here in the last 5 hours and turned comments off.

    If not, then it’s sucks you can’t live chat from a smart phone!

     
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    New Cheesecake Recipe!
    I always tell people, “You’ve got Betty Crocker and you’ve got Sarah Lee. Both of them make an amazing cheesecake, but they taste differently, you can’t take a little bit of Sarah Lee’s recipe and mix it with a little bit of Betty Crocker’s recipe. You can’t do that. You’ve got to use one and only one. So, I’m telling you. Use my tips and strategies EXACTLY like I lay them out and DO NOT CHANGE them.” CM

    Original Recipe:
    Tip #1 Don't Ever Play Baccarat Online
    Tip #2 Don't Ever Play Baccarat at the Beginning or End of the Shoe
    Tip #3 Don't Every Bet Money on the Tie Bet or the Side Bets
    Tip #4 Don't Ever Play Baccarat on a Electronic Gaming Table
    Tip #5 Don't Every Stay in a Casino for longer than 1 hour at a time
    Tip #6 Don't Ever Go to a Casino that has only 1 Baccarat Table
    Tip #7 Focus on getting 1 Win at a Time
    Tip #8 You gotta set a stop loss (my stop loss is 100% of what I bring in the casino)
    Tip #9 You gotta have the right bank roll

    New Christopher Crocker Mitchell Lee Recipe!
    Tip #1 Have to choose the right casino game to play, Baccarat
    Tip #2 Must have a winning mind set
    Tip #3 Use a players card
    Tip #4 Time limit of 60 minutes or less
    Tip #5 Must have a big bankroll
    Tip #6 Set a stop loss (was 100% now 25-50% of bankroll)
    Tip #7 Place big bets
    Tip #8 Flat bet - DO NOT use the martingale system
    Tip #9 Must have a winning strategy

     
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    Mr Donkey

    You missed one

    #10 Law of Attraction , most important, if you get this right you can achieve a 76 player streak

     
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    Interesting Chrissy going in the slot direction. He hates Slot Lady (She is a Woman). She is a bit mouthy, but beautiful even in a mask. Lady Luck is okay. Raja's voice makes my ears bleed but he's betting absurd amounts. The others are way better than Chrissy. I guess he is going for the Gay Cougar Demo (Bob).

    Check this post in a week or so. Another epic fail by CM. He will be back to the bacc scam. Fucking Chrissy.


    I haven't watched it but I heard his mask was hardly ever covering his face correctly and Stacy had to carry bubs and the camera. Chrissy, your really are a POS.

     
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    Lady Luck would be a hottie 😍 in a welders mask 😷 after coming down the gangplank from a 4 week trip on a mackerel trawler Mr Jeff

     
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    Oh my sainted trousers (pants in American)
    WTF is Chrissy lad trying to do to us 😯

    Kyle FYI I wouldn’t sit through the Godfather if it was 2 hours long , do ya follow.

    OK I am 99% sure of what you are trying to do and I am sold , if you cut your bull shit 💩 vids back down to 30 mins I will send you a donation to see less of mutt face, champers and your whining horsey voice.

    Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I will buy your latest baccarat winning strategies.

    Enough already.

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    I will spare everyone watching.

    Kyles tip for the day quit when you are ahead , that’s what separates him from 99% of all other Folks ��

    Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd he must have been looking here because he also said that you always have to play the maximum bet folks

    Links casino sucks , he was adamant about that so I suspect he was asked to remove his reptile �� carcass from the establishment
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    In the past I have done a great deal of travel business and pleasure in the Middle East.

    This isn’t a dig at all at Islam because I am as atheist as you can get , but it is a very male dominated part of the world.
    The little wifey trails behind the man and she is carrying the luggage , Pram , rucksack, champers etc.

    I didn’t ever expect to see it in the USA ���� but it is the Mitchell’s.

    Stay there honey , do as your told , I’m going to piss our money �� up the wall , and make sure you are waiting for me when I tell you.

    I would be ashamed of myself if I behaved remotely like that to my wife like that fucker does to his , even if I was pissed.
    Apart from anything else she would punt me in the bollocks.

    In case you are thinking I have a Chrissy fixation Folks , you are partly correct , but I am comfortable in my armchair drinking red wine and eating an Indian takeaway whilst watching money being made for me , courtesy of Patrick Reed in the US open.

    I have had £50 each way on him at 16-1 �� and I am viewing Kyle in my iPad.

    HOT OFF THE PRESS-Like Christopher Mitchell does to Jeff Dime Patrick Reed has fucked up my day.
    Back to 9-5 for me next week ��

     
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    Hey guys. Sorry for the hiatus but the work schedule has been a hectic lately. Hope everyone doing well. As always, let’s maintain our focus on the enemy here and that is Christopher Paul Mitchell. Jeff Dime, you’re in my prayers and hang in there brother with the family. I have read the posts that everyone has posted (props and kudos to the Poker Fraud Alert family) on his latest casino scams and he is just irritable and painful to watch. The best thing about the video is that he has a lot dislikes. Guys...Keep hitting the thumbs down so his stupid videos won’t come up frequently in the YouTube search algorithm. The fact that he telling people about you can make a living playing a slot machines. Ha...this bastard is on something stronger than usual cocaine. Maybe he’s lacing or getting some bad batches; he’s out of his fucking mind. He did have some nice hits but he’s idiotic son a bitch to think that he’s going to constantly keep up this pace. That random number generator is going to take him down just like Blowjob Bob and friends already do. He won’t last long doing this.

    Like the gang mentioned on here before, he doesn’t have the charismatic charm or the appeal for this targeted audience. Plus, he is telling people to play max bet and promoting not to play with a players card. I don’t see this idiot playing $100 a spin slots or anything of that nature. This soulless queef comes across as being shallow and fake when I watched this trash. Personalities make the slot channel. Look at channels such as Brian Christopher and his Rudies and The Big Jackpot has his clique and pornstars on them to gain viewers. Who does the bald douchebag cunt scammer have? This douche has a dirty and disgusting scarecrow looking whore of a wife and a baby who should be walking and talking now. Who wants to watch this bullshit?

    By the way Chrissy, the Linq doesn’t suck and you are fortunate that they didn’t throw you out for recording in their casino. You’re such a whining crybaby bastard. Keep sucking that dick. That’s the only thing that you seem to have some legitimate knowledge about. The only loose slot you need worry about is your asshole.

    Fuck you Jizzy Chrissy and your Crazy Money Slots.
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    I do not understand what the hell Chrissy is waiting on.

    I think most of us would agree that Chrissy already has his next Gambling related scam already detailed out in his mind. I think he most likely had a rough outline of it at least 2 weeks ago when he announced "No more coaching".

    So the question I have, is "What is he waiting on?"

    1. Why has he not presented his next gambling related scam to his YouTube family?
    2. Why is he not making a video every other day utilizing his standard "Checklist" with bullshit props, testimonials, ect., pushing his next worthless system to vulnerable clients?

    I really do not see an advantage for him by waiting to present and push his next bullshit gambling system.

    The only possible reasons that I can think of:

    1. He doesn't want to reveal new system so soon after giving up on his in person coaching. This may seem more like a scam in his eyes.

    2. He may be trying to build a new subscriber base with these new Non-Baccarat videos he is putting out. I think he may have done some research on how to build subscribers. In general, there is really only a small number of people out there searching gambling related systems.

    To touch on point number 2 above, many You Tube channels especially with very high subscriber counts will put out videos that have nothing to do with the subject/content that they are known for. They do this for many reasons but just a couple are to get subscribers outside of the field of there typical content. Also, they can do this to build a relationship with there subscribers outside of the field they are known for. There are many more, and of course some do it to create views which equal revenue for there channel. The problem with Chrissy is he doesn't have even remotely enough viewers to create revenue for his videos/channel that would even begin to be a significant amount that would make it worth his efforts.

    So at least for me it is very difficult to understand why Bird Brain Chrissy Mitchell is waiting to release his next round of Bullshit. It is hard to say what is going on in that pea sized brain of his.

     
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    Could this be an inside jab from Sara aka Slot Lady? Or is it just the Laws of Attraction working for this Attractive, Honest, Good Hearted Human Being?

    Take notes Chrissy, THIS is how you make a video playing Slots!

     
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      JeffDime: Great find BWB. Chrissy took a swipe at Slot Lady and she don’t play. You know when she takes the shot? Around the time in the vid?

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    Quick take just checking out the thread. Great job as always breaking it down. My main thought is he sees the sub count on the Big Jackpot, Slot Lady, etc. He probably has delusional aspirations that he could be simply a Slot Youtuber. Chrissy plays checkers, not chess. He is only thinking of his next move, not a few moves away.

    Chrissy, you dumb shit. 0.0% chance you can do it. You have to be either likable, a beautiful woman or have Raja’s access to money. You got none of that. But don’t give up, much better to watch you fail.

     
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    He has a 0.1% chance of making the slot dream happen if he supports and endorses the LBGT slot community. He could follow in King Jason and SDGuy’s footsteps. They love dick and cum and Jizzy Chrissy would fit right in. Blowjob Bob would probably jerk off to your slot videos. That disgusting old bastard is probably doing that now. I just wonder who is changing his jizzed and pissed filled diapers. Oh Chrissy...you dumb fuck. Give up the gig. You’re not built for the casino and go back to Colt. It was a honest living and it payed the bills. Stop the scam. If you don’t, we will just keep on exposing and embarrassing you with the God honest truth.

    Fuck you Christopher Mitchell. You fucking lying douchebag cum swallowing bitch.
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