Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Mrhorney]

Death 💀 Valley full body workout 🏋️*♂️ for Chrissy boy Folks.
He’s complaining that for the last 2 years he and his mutt face wife had been living the high life in penthouses and 5 star fillet
mignon🥩 dinners.

Can’t wait 😊 for the diet and fitness books hits the shelf’s 👍

[Mrhorney]

I don’t know how warm Death Valley is at this time of , it looks like you would need some factor 10 , but did anyone notice not a bead of sweat 😓 on Kyle?

Loved the run, went 40 metres or so out of site behind a well placed rock and then he appears back 7 minutes later 😂 not out of breath and not a drop of sweat.

It looked like something from the Benny Hill chase.

What kind of retard who is self admitted out of shape go running 🏃*♂️ in one of the most inhospitable places on earth alone and without enough water?
Crime authors call it laying pipe , building the next scam to hit our screens

Kyle does Death Valley

Why not exercise in the hotel gym Kyle? Surely they have one.

[JeffDime]

You guys are awesome. Best posters on either side of the Mississippi. Chrissy broke and boring. Busted, dusted, disgusted, but always willing to be thrusted. Not sure about the old man wanting to blow CM, but I like that you guys leave no stone unturned. Even the pretty pink ones.

Best way to make sure your gaydar is calibrated correctly is to go use it on a real fruitcake like Chrissy. It should be beeping more than that asshole friend who can’t wait outside for more than 5 seconds without beeping his tits off. Then find a dude with a real strong hetero vibe, like Ron Swanson from Parks & Recreation, and it should remain as silent as Chrissy’s bedroom on his anniversary night with Stacy.

[donkeykilla]

I guess you are the scammer now. KD is really dragging your good name through the mud. Time to expose this dumb psychopath!

[JeffDime]

Scratch any implication on James on the above rep. It would appear he is just truly a moron.

I really do like Heather though. Something about her opinions really resonate with me. I have to say I tend to agree with her takes. Still waiting on the email Heather.

[Dan Druff]

The "kid" who cried wasn't me. Probably talking about either Matt Affleck or Adam Friedman.

I've told Kevin before that I'm close to his age. I wasn't a "kid" during any time I was in poker.

I don't know if "james demler" is him or not. LOL at these idiotic fake YouTube accounts, though. Straight outta the CM playbook. What's next on there? Red Pill?

[JeffDime]

I get the point. You can stop now. Thanks.

[BedWetterBettor]

Death 💀 Valley full body workout 🏋️*♂️ for Chrissy boy Folks.
He’s complaining that for the last 2 years he and his mutt face wife had been living the high life in penthouses and 5 star fillet
mignon🥩 dinners.

Can’t wait 😊 for the diet and fitness books hits the shelf’s 👍

Too bad for him, Gyms in a lot of states are opening up this month and if he wasn't so stupid he could have made money on a fitness scam months ago.

Alas, the poor dolt will be reduced to a 2nd rate Richard Simmons!

[The Shrink]

Back in college, a friend of mine needed recommendation letters to get into grad school. He approached one of his favorite professors, whom he was sure would write the letter for him.

"Write it, bring it back to me, and I'll sign it," said the professor.

My friend was shocked. He looked up to this professor. Was he really being told to write his own recommendation letter, and the professor would simply rubber-stamp-sign anything he wrote?

I told him that this occurs fairly often. Professors (and high school teachers) get asked for these letters constantly, and get sick of writing them. Basically if they like the student enough, they'll sign any letter which looks credible and reasonable.

My buddy still had a problem. He couldn't bring himself to write his own letter. "Just feels weird recommending myself, I don't even know what to write," he said. I told him that I would do it.

So I sat down at my computer, fired up the early 1990s pre-Windows word processor, and hammered out a quick recommendation for him, written from the point of view of his professor, whom I had never met. I printed it, handed it to him, he brought it in, the prof signed it, and the deed was done.

I'm sure you see where I'm going with this. Bob Hesley is clearly a real customer of CM. He's also a lonely old man who fell for CM's "good Christian guy who will help you win money" routine, and probably believes CM is his friend. However, Bob is old and probably doesn't feel like writing these testimonials himself. It's likely that either CM is masquerading as Bob (with his permission), or Bob is being asked by CM to show up and post testimonials. It could be something like, "Bob, these haters won't let up. Can you show up, post a testimonial, and make sure to mention every place we've been and what we did? To remind you, we went to Bellagio and Cosmo, and we ate in X and Y restaurant, and you didn't come up to my rooms last time. It would really help because people have seen you on video. Thanks!"

Given the difference in writing styles, there's probably some of both going on.

It's unlikely that Bob is deciding on his own to write these, and as Shrink pointed out, they have a very unnatural look to them.

Yes, this is something along the lines of what I was thinking. I'm almost certain the Bob Hesley comment I posted is written by CM. It's almost like CM said to himself after logging into the fake Bob Hesley account, "Now what would Bob say in a comment about my video?" And because CM is such a dim-witted narcissist, he can only think from his own perspective so he brings everything back to himself. So "Bob" doesn't say that he (i.e., Bob) enjoyed his time in the Cosmo suite. Instead, Bob says, "I know YOU (i.e., CM) really enjoy going out on the balcony." That's not how people think or comment on their experiences.

So to use Druff's apt analogy, CM sucks at writing his own reference letters.

Or maybe I'm wrong and CM will go to great lengths to show Bob in a video verifying that he actually writes these pathetic puppy dog posts on his videos. Either way, it's fun to make him jump through our hoops.

[BedWetterBettor]

Browsing through Hesley's FB friends list, he has over 600 friends. But taking a closer look and seeing quite a few familiar names ie: Tommy Ngyuen, William Rivera , Bob Hesley(the fake profile) , Rick Lee, & of course MitchTroll Family.



So chances are, he is so lonely he'll make friends with anybody online and most are from CM's former facebook group. Also the fact that he friended his own fake facebook account shows that he IS aware of it and allows it to remain.

[Elmo]

This guy must be a real Reptilian lizard man or he has totally lost his marbles. Working out in the desert now, Chrissy? Really? The gyms are finally opening up but you rather work out in one of the hottest places on the planet. Go right ahead retard..that heat stroke is coming soon. For someone who passed out months ago on a airplane months back, this is not the brightest idea in the book. But it’s now he’s emulating his idol Richard Simmons...It’s always a shit show with this cunt...unbelievable. Anyone who listens or follows this moronic son of a bitch deserves to suffer the consequences.

[Elmo]

You’re 100% right Jeff D. Chrissy seems like the type of bastard to just leave the machines with his sweat and other bodily fluids behind. I have never seen him in one video he has done that he works out that cleans up after himself...except in that video when he’s naked with the pool guys and his other stupid gay porn videos (so trifling and disgusting Chrissy). Besides...He likes the jizz showers he receives in his backside anyways.

[BedWetterBettor]

No response from Bitchell on a request for a live play stream? He must not be as big a asset to the casino as he thinks. He quickly responds to the other fanboys, but not someone with a legit question??

Perhaps he lost more than we realized prior to the anniversary and he’s reduced to playing blackjack for green chips?? Hope his new “twist “ strategy works better than the old useless one!

[JeffDime]

Chrissy only live-streams his cam show nowadays. I am not a cam guy, but I think you have to buy tokens. Despite popular belief, he does not only utilize the no-bust strategy.

[Elmo]

Breaking News: Jizzy Chrissy comes out with the truth.

[Mrhorney]

You’re 100% right Jeff D. Chrissy seems like the type of bastard to just leave the machines with his sweat and other bodily fluids behind. I have never seen him in one video he has done that he works out that cleans up after himself...except in that video when he’s naked with the pool guys and his other stupid gay porn videos (so trifling and disgusting Chrissy). Besides...He likes the jizz showers he receives in his backside anyways.

I was wondering if Chrissy boy was the type who left his socks 🧦 on during the act , now I know

[Mrhorney]

The death 💀 valley fitness advice video has been removed 😂
Chrissy has probably realised that not many Folks in the world live close enough to the place to do his recommend work out.

[DavidDough]

CM is getting into sports betting!!

KD should step aside and let Jeff Dime handle him now since he doesn’t know the first thing about sports betting so how could be disprove his stragedies??

[JeffDime]

I can’t wait to fuck this video right in the ass. Thanks Christopher for making it, I was lacking in some inspiration. Mr. Big Time Sports Bettor been studying for months and just made his first bet on the Rockets and won? Where would you find the time fuckball. Between all your coaching, changing baccarat strategies and playing baccarat, it would be impossible to become a sharp sports bettor in that timeframe.

You are such a fucking moron and I may not be able to make a video today, so let’s just pound your ass right fucking now.

7:35 - Congrats, you “bet” a game for a grand and supposedly won. Maybe, a monkey can do that. However, knowing you Chrissy, if you bet a grand on the Rockets you would of showed us the fucking winning ticket 100% dumb dumb. This would of meant nothing, but your dumbass could of actually showed real evidence that you won something. You are something else. No way you wouldn’t have shown that ticket.

9:00 - You show us what you say is 12K in profit. This would be very difficult to do without the 10K Buy-In fruitcake. You were 10 K short, you lying sack of shit. You clearly walked into Caeser’s with your case money (I know you don’t know what that means Mr Big Time Pro, look it up) and photographed it.

Additional note- if you made 1K on the Rockets game and cashed the ticket you are another $2,100 short. So altogether even with your bullshit claims, you are a winning ticket and $12,100 short. Chrissy, you dumb shit.

A lot more in this video that is disturbing. Keep your eyes open for the next Jeff Dime production.

It’s time to give up. Go back to selling Porto Potties with Demetrius promising everyone more than double their money back.

[BoyBowzrocky]

SOURCE: CM n KD in collaboration- your newest scamdicappers!