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Oh I'm sure he stole the idea of playing quick sessions as a way to cut down losses and increase overall revenue. It's kind of Card Counting 101 to get out or play minimums when the count is unfavorable. But I did cut my play time down considerably this month, hearing that annoying reptile voice in the back of my head, and it has worked to help my profit for the month quite a bit.Originally Posted by donkey
I realize this is only a short term gain and it won't last, but I do find it kind of funny that something CM said resonated with me.
Friends Romans Countrymen , draw near and lend me your ear ��Oh I'm sure he stole the idea of playing quick sessions as a way to cut down losses and increase overall revenue. It's kind of Card Counting 101 to get out or play minimums when the count is unfavorable. But I did cut my play time down considerably this month, hearing that annoying reptile voice in the back of my head, and it has worked to help my profit for the month quite a bit.
I realize this is only a short term gain and it won't last, but I do find it kind of funny that something CM said resonated with me.
I also have to admit to using a couple of the Dum Dum winning strategies, I use the one that says play blackjack , it’s working OK at the moment �� and not taking insurance but as that particular one has been around the since the preliminary sketches of the great pyramid were drafted so I’m not sure our friend can lay claim to it.
All levity aside the refresher course of Kyles BJ (no Christopher not that BJ before you start getting excited) winning strategy pictured above made me grin , Mr Jeffreys gerbil �� theory is probably more sage advice than what that fool is peddling, or was I assume this is an old winning strategy and has now been replaced by Flat bettor Mitchy babes?
Had 2 bullets last night against dealer 5 , and against “Colin” Mitchell’s �� advice (see winning strategy above) I split em up got a 21 and 19.
Dealer hit 17 5/2/10 , so I would have stayed on 12 and dealer would have had my first 10 for a 17.
20 new English pounds �� profit instead of a twenty loss.
Way to go Kyle ��
He’s just taken this bullshit �� from Al Kaufman the professor , Is this the crap that he was flogging for god knows how much before he morphed into the Baccarat T Rex that he is today?
Last edited by Mrhorney; 08-28-2020 at 05:21 AM.
The whole point is almost any system can work ( work =you end up with more money than you started) in the short run. Take the cheating scene in Casino as the perfect example. The dealer may be showing a ten, but the player was being signaled the dealer’s down card. If he had a stiff hand and the dealer’s down card was a 6, even with a dealer ten showing, he would stay knowing the dealer had a stiff hand as well.
If you play for a short time using the “No Bust” dumb dumb strategy, it is quite possible the dealer gets a disproportionate amount of stiff hands than usual. We all have busted many times to see the dealer roll over their down card to show they would of busted if we stayed. Everyone thinks at that point, it would of been nice to see that down card instead. Over the long run you will lose piles. I use this strategy because it is easiest to illustrate, but they are all negative -EV.
Unless you play like Tommy and just take those bust cards and fling them back at the dealer until you get the right card.
Last edited by JeffDime; 08-28-2020 at 06:42 AM. Reason: Signaled not singled, Dimesy you dumb shit.
To be fair to Tommy Jeff, he has probably discovered the holy grail of BJ betting strategies.The whole point is almost any system can work ( work =you end up with more money than you started) in the short run. Take the cheating scene in Casino as the perfect example. The dealer may be showing a ten, but the player was being singled the dealer’s down card. If he had a stiff hand and the dealer’s down card was a 6, even with a dealer ten showing, he would stay knowing the dealer had a stiff hand as well.
If you play for a short time using the “No Bust” dumb dumb strategy, it is quite possible the dealer gets a disproportionate amount of stiff hands than usual. We all have busted many times to see the dealer roll over their down card to show they would of busted if we stayed. Everyone thinks at that point, it would of been nice to see that down card instead. Over the long run you will lose piles. I use this strategy because it is easiest to illustrate, but they are all negative -EV.
Unless you play like Tommy and just take those bust cards and fling them back at the dealer until you get the right card.
None of this card counting , target betting or any other bollocks , just take this stiff and stick it up yer ass , take this stiff and stick it up you boyfriends ass etc etc.rinse and repeat
Not sure �� that Kyle has the necessary muscle however to worry the dealer and pit bosses
Last edited by Mrhorney; 08-28-2020 at 06:41 AM.
I have tried the no bust strategy a few times in the past Jeff long before I commenced my love �� story with Christopher and StacykinsThe whole point is almost any system can work ( work =you end up with more money than you started) in the short run. Take the cheating scene in Casino as the perfect example. The dealer may be showing a ten, but the player was being singled the dealer’s down card. If he had a stiff hand and the dealer’s down card was a 6, even with a dealer ten showing, he would stay knowing the dealer had a stiff hand as well.
If you play for a short time using the “No Bust” dumb dumb strategy, it is quite possible the dealer gets a disproportionate amount of stiff hands than usual. We all have busted many times to see the dealer roll over their down card to show they would of busted if we stayed. Everyone thinks at that point, it would of been nice to see that down card instead. Over the long run you will lose piles. I use this strategy because it is easiest to illustrate, but they are all negative -EV.
Unless you play like Tommy and just take those bust cards and fling them back at the dealer until you get the right card.
There was some guy on YT who put up a video years ago , which is probably where Chrissy lad nicked it from
As you say it can and does work for a short time but any system will.
I typically will play for an hour or so 3/4 times a week live dealer on line , this no bust can work for a short period certainly but when If i do use it I will limit it to 10 hands or a 2/3 units profit , but I wouldn’t ever dream of using it permanently , as it happens I am on a bit of a poker roll atm so am getting plenty of cash games and weekend tournaments in over BJ
Like Dum Dum, mathematics isn’t my strong point so I wouldn’t even dare to guess when the the variance starts to take over, pants are removed and full negative value John Holmes (younger viewers like you Jeff look �� up the great man on wiki) deep penetration commences , but it most definitely will or thousands of years of mathematicians will be spinning in their graves.
I don’t know about anybody else but I haven’t heard Professor ��*�� Christopher mention BJ at all , does he even follow his own strategy or is it just shown to be such a worthless document that Folks should be careful above even wiping �� their ass with it.
Maybe this is one of the reasons Cia was banned for doing this similar move?
"I don’t know about anybody else but I haven’t heard Professor ��*�� Christopher mention BJ at all , does he even follow his own strategy or is it just shown to be such a worthless document that Folks should be careful above even wiping �� their ass with it." - Mrhorney
Just like you Mrhorney, my love story with Christopher and Stacykins began around November of last year. Seeing Chrissy’s video (deleted) all bent out of shape because he was playing on a Blackjack table with others using basic strategy and swore off to never EVER play Blackjack again in his life. Then a couple days later he is fanning his Amazon $ claiming to have just won playing Blackjack.
I have covered this a bunch of times and I am sure you and many others have as well Donkey. The scammers end up on Baccarat because of a few reasons, the top 3 being...
1) It’s simplicity. Like a coin toss, Banker or Player. The simpler, the easier to sell to people. Only one decision point on what side to bet and the rules dictate the rest.
2) With this pattern recognition hosreshit, there are infinite reasons (strategies) one can come up with. CM is like on his 69th by now. You are giving the mark a reason to believe he is picking what side to bet on because he is following a code. Truth is, he has the same chance of being right if he just tossed a coin. You are giving them certainty as to what their next bet will be. This in turn gives them a fall sense that they are doing something that has an advantage.
3) It is an Asian Pit game and many people are unfamiliar. Therefore, it is easier to say, “this game, you have never played, is the answer to why you have been losing all these years”.
I think this is the future.
This is how BJ should be played , get a bit of fairness to us mug players
And pistol whipping pit bosses with our iPhone �� should also be allowed until the dealers stop giving stiffs.
I know CM has moved from Martingale lately but one addition to the above is that Baccarat and Martingale work together like PB & J, Spaghetti & meatballs, bangers & mash (For you Mr Horney), etc. No pesky splitting or double downs like in Blackjack, no crowded roulette table and 1 or 2 or 3 (Shoutout Venetian) green 0’s and forget about craps, CM’s mind can’t handle that math. He would need to ice his brain after each session.
Not to nitpick, but I think you misunderstood CM's "great advice" on handling Aces. He DOES state to never Split Aces(Which is insane), however he does NOT state that you should Stand on A-A. I would have to believe even a moron like him would HIT on A-A if he isn't going to split.
Had 2 bullets last night against dealer 5 , and against “Colin” Mitchell’s �� advice (see winning strategy above) I split em up got a 21 and 19.
Dealer hit 17 5/2/10 , so I would have stayed on 12 and dealer would have had my first 10 for a 17.
20 new English pounds �� profit instead of a twenty loss.
Way to go Kyle ��
Overall, I've seen this move constantly cause the player to lose the hand instead of winning or pushing. However, about a week ago I had a young man at the table bet $500 and come across A-A against a dealer 4. He was scrambling to find another $500 to split them. He first tried splitting for less, to which the dealer said "No, it has to be equal money!" So he just gave up and said "Hit" , to his good fortune he caught a 9 and the dealer turned up 14 and caught the next card, which was a 4.
So the young lad won his $500 wager only to reduce his bet on the next hand and receive a 7. Which would have been the dealer's 7 had he split those Aces. But the numbers don't lie and that would been only ONE out of NINE instances where a non-split was the winning move.
In the past 6 weeks at my local gambling hole, I've seen some of the worst moves you can imagine - Double Hard 15 vs Dealer 5, Double Hard 18 vs Dealer 2 and the best of em all... SURRENDER on 11 vs dealer 10! So I guess my decision to limit playing sessions to less than 30 minutes was also motivated by the amount of dumbshits that were flooding the tables recently. Either way, I made a good amount of additional revenue, so... "I'll Buy that for a Dollar!"
You have explained why scammers choose baccy on your YT site Jeff and all above makes perfect sense.I have covered this a bunch of times and I am sure you and many others have as well Donkey. The scammers end up on Baccarat because of a few reasons, the top 3 being...
1) It’s simplicity. Like a coin toss, Banker or Player. The simpler, the easier to sell to people. Only one decision point on what side to bet and the rules dictate the rest.
2) With this pattern recognition hosreshit, there are infinite reasons (strategies) one can come up with. CM is like on his 69th by now. You are giving the mark a reason to believe he is picking what side to bet on because he is following a code. Truth is, he has the same chance of being right if he just tossed a coin. You are giving them certainty as to what their next bet will be. This in turn gives them a fall sense that they are doing something that has an advantage.
3) It is an Asian Pit game and many people are unfamiliar. Therefore, it is easier to say, “this game, you have never played, is the answer to why you have been losing all these years”.
Everyone will recall Chrissy boys last few marks who have all trotted out the we have never played baccarat before we came across our Guru , so much easier for him to explain baccy than BJ , splits , doubles , surrender , basic strategy etc.
Chrissy can just come up with his latest gerbil 🐹 strategy and he will get it right around 49% of the time , so his marks think he is some kind of Svengali or voodoo magician , they don’t release that even a broken clock is correct twice a day , and let’s not forget here that he only has to win for a couple of hours with them and after they have paid up and gone home , that’s it no money back or charge back when they play on their own and it goes tits up as we all no it will.
I suspect that’s one of the reasons that he runs his marks around town , not staying for too long in one casino as highlighted by YTSE latest video.
We all know that if he just sat with his mark at one table/casino and played for hours they would both get their ass handed to them , served with with a generous 99% vegan fillet steak 🥩 and a side of mashed potatoes 🥔.......however if he keeps running them around town it kills time , Chrissy lad only has to fill the day and that’s the end of that.
BTW Jeffrey , we were both wrong , it’s Nicky in casino , Tommy is Goodfellas
Tommy, Nicky, Tony, Paulie...Fucking Fuggedaboutit!
My bad MH. To be fair their characters were remarkably similar. Same height, weight, style of speech, temper, penchant for use or threat of violence & both were sadly whacked out on orders of their bosses for not following the rules.(Although Nicky had an exponentially worse death than Tommy).
I don’t go on Instagram. Anything of note anyone has seen there we haven’t covered yet? No action on YouTube pushing a week now.
This has to be the longest Chrissy has been quiet on YouTube since this whole thing started.
Last edited by JeffDime; 08-28-2020 at 09:05 AM.
I have no clue , I’m sure the more tech savvie youngsters will know , I have only just worked out how to watch YT 😀
I hope I am wrong , because in these difficult times we are all facing the Mitchell’s are a ray of sunshine ☀️ for me In my sad 😔 broke jealous hater loser life and I am missing my hard drug of choice daily injection of Mitchroin , but is the end nigh? Are the Mitchell’s forming square to confront the screaming 🙀 masses surrounding them.
What I can see is a Rev Jim Jones mass baccarat baptism type affair , where possibly hundreds of paying customers are all instructed into the very very latest hot off the press flat betting martingale winning strategy before all agreeing that they aren’t worthy to be in the presence of Mitchy greatness and all walking lemming like off the nearest canyon.
On a serious note didn’t somebody somewhere say he is on a driving holiday somewhere? It seems a bit odd to abandon all those paying clients when his diary was stacked full for the foreseeable but perhaps Chrissy boy is burnt out , after all it must take it out of you coming up with all these new winning strategies.
Even Gordon Gekko had his off days.
Speak of the Devil, and he shall appear...
This was posted an hour ago on his FB and Instagram, judging by the robe and the couch, he's at Bellagio posing with fake Prop money. He must have finished his latest Web Cam show entitled "Reach out and Touch Kyle!"
Ahh what a shame the vid has been deleted.
Much as I adore 🥰 CM I don’t really want to invest anymore of my diminishing amount of time that I have remaining to me to try and find him playing BJ , I cannot recall him even mentioning BJ , which if that “strategy” shown is the way he plays regularly I am surprised 😯 that he hasn’t lost all his hair in shock
Well his break doesn’t seem to have done him much good , although his eyebrows don’t look quite as silly as they usually do.
Speak of the Devil, and he shall appear...
This was posted an hour ago on his FB and Instagram, judging by the robe and the couch, he's at Bellagio posing with fake Prop money. He must have finished his latest Web Cam show entitled "Reach out and Touch Kyle!"
Not being au fait with dollars �� how can one tell they are fake prop stuff.
Last edited by Mrhorney; 08-28-2020 at 10:41 AM.
Yes sorry, I was stretching the point to emphasise it which is a silly and annoying habit of mine , that people will either see it for what it is or everybody will get pissed off �� with me and demand my removal to join KD on the sidelines.Not to nitpick, but I think you misunderstood CM's "great advice" on handling Aces. He DOES state to never Split Aces(Which is insane), however he does NOT state that you should Stand on A-A. I would have to believe even a moron like him would HIT on A-A if he isn't going to split.
Overall, I've seen this move constantly cause the player to lose the hand instead of winning or pushing. However, about a week ago I had a young man at the table bet $500 and come across A-A against a dealer 4. He was scrambling to find another $500 to split them. He first tried splitting for less, to which the dealer said "No, it has to be equal money!" So he just gave up and said "Hit" , to his good fortune he caught a 9 and the dealer turned up 14 and caught the next card, which was a 4.
So the young lad won his $500 wager only to reduce his bet on the next hand and receive a 7. Which would have been the dealer's 7 had he split those Aces. But the numbers don't lie and that would been only ONE out of NINE instances where a non-split was the winning move.
In the past 6 weeks at my local gambling hole, I've seen some of the worst moves you can imagine - Double Hard 15 vs Dealer 5, Double Hard 18 vs Dealer 2 and the best of em all... SURRENDER on 11 vs dealer 10! So I guess my decision to limit playing sessions to less than 30 minutes was also motivated by the amount of dumbshits that were flooding the tables recently. Either way, I made a good amount of additional revenue, so... "I'll Buy that for a Dollar!"
But anyone who doesn’t split bullets or even worse , charge someone money and give them the same daft advice should be beaten to death with a sock full of wet sand , just a personal opinion and I am not condoning any physical sock beatings for Kyle because his BJ winning strategy says never to split-just using a metaphor.
I cannot recall the last time I got 2 aces and I couldn’t press the split button quickly enough
Didn’t you fancy lending the lad the extra BWB to make up the double for him ��
Joking again , that’s a really shitty situation for him to be in as we know dem darn Aces are as rare as rocking horse �� shit �� and it must have been a real pisser not to be able to get maximum value on the hand.
Look I am no BJ expert , I play basic strategy and target �� betting and it does OK for me , just a bit of fun really and I try to win around £100 a week , which is just extra pocket money as unlike Mr Christopher I have a pathetic 9-5 job and don’t play BJ and poker for a living.
Last edited by Mrhorney; 08-28-2020 at 12:14 PM.
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