Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[danbrown]

I wonder if he kept his plates?!?! Can you imagine driving around in a Ford minivan with "IM GOAT" plates?!?!

[BedWetterBettor]

Well in case you’re wondering the new vehicle of choice for millionaires, it is more than likely this Sweeeeeet Ford Transit Connect!! Muahahahahahahahaha!





Same seating set up as the one Chrissy is driving and similar head rests. May be a different year than 2022, but both are practically the same design!

Chrissy’s model, happens to be a delightful Purple color and comes with a very nifty moon roof!





And best of all folks, the back seats fold down and provide a nice camp out in the car option for all those nights that the security guard at One Chicago won’t allow Chrissy up to his apartment due to not paying rent for the month! Or when Kyle Prescott can’t check into a hotel under his alias and fool those pesky haters of his whereabouts! There’s even room for any lonely truckers who are looking for a “One Time, Recurring Monthly Booty call from the Colt goat!” Holla at cha Transit booooooooi!



And those of you who dare question the religious conviction of the former Paragon Minute Frat Man!!! Just look at his thoughts when being comforted on his Sainted Mother’s passing by a new potential Elite chum in the bullpen!



#BloatLifeBaby

[crudebar]

LOL. Just so hilarious. All that money he scammed and will very soon be left with less than nothing. Even the money he didn't piss off gambling he pissed off on all his other ridiculous things. A 44 year old man that has the mind of a 14 year old. So pathetic.

Great work guys!

[Pickleball]

This morning it looks like Chrissy is back to being a rude broke degenrate gamber. He has not given an update as to how much he won with his $5,000.00 worth of NHL bets yesterday nor has he shown more casino chips from printing money at the Hollywood Casino yesterday.

He is being his usual self with cranky and belligerent comments on his FB page this morning. Stacy must have told him again that it's over and to go back to Chicago.

This is a very sad week for The Bloat. He had to trade in his Lexus for a 4 cylinder Ford minivan that does not have the power of his Lexus nor the prestige that a millionaire is accustom to.

Is he that low on money that he could not afford to pay for the required warranty maintance that was overdue on the Lexus? believe it was Forum Wars who researched the maintenance data on the Lexus and posted it last night on PFA. If it was another PKA investigator, let me know and I will edit this post.

Since his finances are running low, he best be thankful for the Ford minivan that gets 24 mpg in the city (maybe less with the traffic in Chicago) and 28 mpg on the highway (maybe less with the traffic in Chicago).

Here is his schmoozing that he had with Solar Man this morning.

[Tariq Reed]

#BloatLifeBaby

I actually agree with CM here that God is not going around and choosing everyone's fate according to some "plan".

Yet CM has also recently said that God chose him to get wealthy gambling at the casino.

So it seems that CM is picking and choosing which parts of his life are God's plan.

Either all of it is, or none of it is.

[The Boz]

Just a friendly reminder when signing up for anything to use the following.

Changeyourlifevlog@gmail.com

14 W Superior St
Chicago IL 60654

312 270 1111

While we don’t have the exact unit, I’m confident any mail coming there with his address will get to him.

As for the phone number, the individuals working the phones at One Chicago are getting the message loud and clear since they have become an answering service for one of their residents. The telemarketers that have his information are relentless.

[BedWetterBettor]

We got some live ones in the comments today folks! Seems like Scott McNellen needs a few Amazon links sent over to him!



Perhaps one of you good fellows would like to make a profile on FB for One Paul Mitchell?

Here’s a good profile picture! Courtesy of Forum Wars!

[crudebar]

#BloatLifeBaby

I actually agree with CM here that God is not going around and choosing everyone's fate according to some "plan".

Yet CM has also recently said that God chose him to get wealthy gambling at the casino.

So it seems that CM is picking and choosing which parts of his life are God's plan.

Either all of it is, or none of it is.

It was part of God's plan. God needed Chris's mom to die and his dad to beat him so Chris would have no distractions and could spend all his time in the "casino's" as he told us God intended.

Now God's plan is for the wife and child to leave him as they were also a distraction to Chris being in the casino.

Pretty simply and great plan by our lord!

[Miss Fussy]

If Stacy has left Chrissy and is in Ohio at her family's place, I think Chrissy continuing his gambling addiction will be Stacy's saving grace. If he continues gambling whatever he has left or can get his hands on it means more time she has spent away from him and therefore increasingly unlikely she will come back. Once he has nothing is when he may put more of his focus on getting her to come back rather than doing it in between casino visits (although his main focus will be getting more money hopefully with Stacy's help) making it harder and potentially more dangerous for her. As much as I want to see Chrissy lose what he has left as soon as possible, bleeding the money a bit slowly might be what saves Stacy and bubs from ever going back.

[BedWetterBettor]

He's already concocting his next extortion scheme on the Elite Chums. Hence the sainted mother story, soon to be followed up with his next Super Duper Never Ever Loses Strategy except when other people are around a tired, hungry, drunk, distracted Kyle Prescott that got "cheated" by the Casino's!

So he'll fleece them for more money under the guise of, my sports betting guru cheated me and I need money for a lawsuit to go after him!

He didn't even get ONE month with the new $999 scam club price before needing more money and couldn't even keep his word on Monthly Masturbator Mind meetings for 2 months! HAHAHAHA!

[Tellafriend]

So it seems that CM is picking and choosing which parts of his life are God's plan.
Either all of it is, or none of it is.

that's too hard though.

[Pickleball]

I actually agree with CM here that God is not going around and choosing everyone's fate according to some "plan".

Yet CM has also recently said that God chose him to get wealthy gambling at the casino.

So it seems that CM is picking and choosing which parts of his life are God's plan.

Either all of it is, or none of it is.

It was part of God's plan. God needed Chris's mom to die and his dad to beat him so Chris would have no distractions and could spend all his time in the "casino's" as he told us God intended.

Now God's plan is for the wife and child to leave him as they were also a distraction to Chris being in the casino.

Pretty simply and great plan by our lord!

Updated to show Solar Man's reply -

[BedWetterBettor]

It was part of God's plan. God needed Chris's mom to die and his dad to beat him so Chris would have no distractions and could spend all his time in the "casino's" as he told us God intended.

Now God's plan is for the wife and child to leave him as they were also a distraction to Chris being in the casino.

Pretty simply and great plan by our lord!

Updated to show Solar Man's reply -

It's a Typo, Chrissy clearly thought he meant "BOB'S Plan". As we know, any man named Bob is instantly Chrissy's new God!?!?!?

[Elmo]

What a turn of events on here! Excellent work by everyone as always!

I can’t believe the Lexus is gone. We knew something was up when he was driving that minivan on Instagram and Facebook. I wish I could be a fly on the wall when Mr. Foster and that little excuse of man had a convo in regards to that car. Our boy is definitely reaping what he is sowing indeed now. God knows what our little Chrissy had to do to get that minivan.

I know we (including myself) have poked fun at that Skank and little autistic Chris Junior (still can’t help myself lol). But we really have to find out what happened to them. Did Chrissy really do something to them? It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if he did. Are there missing persons reports in the state of Illinois or Ohio that we are not aware about it? I don’t put nothing past the Bloat. He is a serial liar and scumbag and only cares about cocks, casinos and himself. He does have anger management issues as we are fully aware of. The roid rage…the insecurities that dwell deep inside him…the truth that this beautiful Thread keeps putting out on a consistent and regular basis (again, he brought this on himself) however, my gut is telling me that she back home in Tiffin, Ohio with good old daddy Foster.

Let’s just enjoy the downward spiral and downfall of Christopher Mitchell.

[Tariq Reed]

For anyone that missed it, this was a funny comment by Mike Tansey (not me) that CM deleted.

It almost sounds supportive but is clearly a trolling comment.

[Tariq Reed]

Perhaps one of you good fellows would like to make a profile on FB for One Paul Mitchell?

Here’s a good profile picture! Courtesy of Forum Wars!

As requested...

[BedWetterBettor]

Just a question regarding the sale of the car, perhaps some of you folks who deal in that racket could answer?

If Chrissy sells the car that was co-registered in his name, does he have to pay taxes on any money he gained from it?

I only ask because he can't just dump the new Ford Transit and say "Hurr hurr, what car sale? I don't have a car and I NEVER said I bought the Lexus!?!? Stacy's dad gave it as a GIFT for me taking him to a Las Vegas AFL game last year?!?!"

It's all Documented by the dealership, and if some one were to report this transaction to the IRS next year or give Currie Ford the head's up that their most recent customer has a habit of NOT paying his taxes, they may reneg on the deal and Repo the car!

Obviously we have to wait until April 18 of NEXT year to see if he didn't pay tax on the vehicle. But is paying taxes on selling a vehicle something that has to be done or does the dealership normally handle all that?

And OMG, phenomenal job Tariq!



Bahahahahahahaha, this is Gold! And what’s with Paul wearing lipstick? Or is that just grenadine from his 7th Shirley temple at that high school reunion??

[Forum Wars]

Outta rep, but the last two (daddy) postings above are HOF gold. How does this work Chrissy, I thought there was only positive rep that you gained as people talked about you?!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[zealanddonk]

Perhaps one of you good fellows would like to make a profile on FB for One Paul Mitchell?

Here’s a good profile picture! Courtesy of Forum Wars!

As requested...

aaaaaand its gone

[zealanddonk]

Nothing new in 21 hrs, hes either busy with a MM event, or busy re-writing some of his scripts he claimed he writes 3-6 months in advance.