He told us that he placed 11 NHL bets and a parlay for Saturday.Originally Posted by zealanddonk
But today (Monday), he says that his bets YESTERDAY (Sunday) were 100% correct.
He's not technically saying that he won the 11 bets + the parlay that he placed for Saturday.
He never told us how many bets he placed for Sunday.
He could have lost all his Saturday bets, won his (undisclosed) Sunday bets and still be telling us the truth.
The Queen of Lies at it again.
The Secret of My Success is....
....that I've had no success. LOL
The irony continues. In his new blathering video, near the end of the video he tells us to ask these sports gurus to “show me your picks!” He says we should be asking them to see their picks to make sure they’re really bettering on sports. Hello pot, I’m the kettle, and I’m calling you black. When exactly does dipshit ever show his picks? One out of every 100 he shows….and it usually loses which is even funnier. Love when he tells his fish to ask for documentation, ask for proof, then when anyone asks him a simple question, he goes all small dick syndrome, belittles the person, deletes their comment and blocks them. This fucker needs his ass beat in such a bad way.
I am trying to get a legitimate sports handicapper to make a video about Chrissy and demoralize him. Here is a sample of him calling out I hope he makes the video.
After you check out the video above by Ryan Bender, check out Steve Stevens reply. Then tell me if our little piggy Chrissy The Bloat Mitchell sounds and acts anything like Steve Stevens. By the way, Steve Stevens ral name is Darin Notaro. Yes Darin Notaro, the same guy that Chrissy says he paid to receive his picks and lost! LOL
Last edited by Pickleball; 03-06-2023 at 03:40 PM.
Is there an FB watch option so I dont have to login to FB to watch chrissy's nonsense?
Today's Secret of my success (pulling my pud edition) sounds terrible but might be worth a watch because it is terrible.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
No, but you can use the [facevid] or [facevid2] tags to embed Facebook videos here.
Learn how to do it in this thread: https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...Facebook-video
Use the facevid tag for the bigger size (near full screen) videos, and facevid2 for the smaller size ones.
No, but you can use the [facevid] or [facevid2] tags to embed Facebook videos here.
Learn how to do it in this thread: https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...Facebook-video
Use the facevid tag for the bigger size (near full screen) videos, and facevid2 for the smaller size ones.
I had to play around with this because the video url from FB resulted in a blank black screen with Video Unavailable written on it.
Embedding the video didn't work either, but stripping away most of the embed code, leaving only christophermitchellthegoat%2Fvideos%2F897589204821 960 and wrapping with the tags worked.
(I'm not sure why there's a huge blank space between the video and the bottom text of the post)
***Update: I now realize that Dan Druff's example post (and other posts on this forum using this FB video technique) also results in a large blank space below the video, so it must be something in the code.
Last edited by Tariq Reed; 03-06-2023 at 06:47 PM.
Watching now, what fucking nonsense.
"I cant even keep hold of my money", yeah we know.
Claims he has 1 system in place.
Apparently system means save your self time energy AND money
License to print money on demand.
Claims he got suspended from school because he copied from the smart kids.
This sounds credible because he is a fucking idiot.
"just copy me to have success"
Claims he is gambling every single day. Sounds like an addict.
Blah blah blah sports betting gurus need to show their personal sports picks blah blah blah
The video feels forced as fuck to say the least.
Defintiely missable, except for the observation he seems "off" for some reason.
Holding a large wad of fake bills probably does that to a person.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
I had to play around with this because the video url from FB resulted in a blank black screen with Video Unavailable written on it.
Embedding the video didn't work either, but stripping away most of the embed code, leaving only christophermitchellthegoat%2Fvideos%2F897589204821 960 and wrapping with the tags worked.
(I'm not sure why there's a huge blank space between the video and the bottom text of the post)
***Update: I now realize that Dan Druff's example post (and other posts on this forum using this FB video technique) also results in a large blank space below the video, so it must be something in the code.
That video was released 9 hours ago. It garnered exactly zero comments. Chrissy is in trouble without his YT channel. I know that statement is repetitive, but it is so damn true. There simply are not enough rubes out there that have $1,000.00 that they can afford to send to the Bloat every month; let alone have a bankroll that can make sports bets and ride out the losing streaks.
Greed is Chrissy's biggest enemy and his options are getting scarcer and scarcer. His affliate money will keep him going for a few months, Once those people tap out, there will will not be enough new recruits to keep that income going. As for the elite chum group, that club will be heading for the exit doors in droves. None of his elite chums generate an income that can feasibly afford to keep paying him $1,000.00 per month and have a bankroll to keep up their marty party.
Chrissy can smile into the camera while filming but that smile is long gone for the remainder of his busy millionaire day.
So let's get this straight...the #1 Sportsbettor and Sports Gambling consultant that doesn't need suckah's money, but does this with his wife because he wants to help the disenfranchised gamblers...actually puts up this ugly poster about the "articles" that have been written about him:
...and what exactly does it say at the bottom of the "Men's Journal" article?:
Folks you cannot make this up, he used a stanky PR firm to try and make it look like he had articles written about him. Well, yes we already knew that, but, documentation on the walls of your newly rented condo sure beats any sort of converstation about it! Maybe you should tell your suckahs...LOL!
https://victoriouspr.com/
That's hilarious.
Idiot had the huge poster blown up and didn't bother to cut off the PR firms' name at the bottom.
It's really hard to find someone more incompetent than Chrissy.
Also hilarious that he had to hire a PR firm to get those stupid articles published, instead of just googling himself how to do it and paying whatever LA Weekly and those other trash publications wanted.
https://councils.forbes.com/profile/...-Victorious-PR
Have we heard of this Victoria in any of the APEX/Keithy groups before?
“ Victoria Kennedy is a TEDx speaker and well-respected authority in Public Relations. She is the CEO of Victorious PR, an award-winning Full-Service PR Agency, that helps Impactful leaders and businesses be seen and heard to have a greater influence on the world.”
And as I think about it, the poster is probably a “gift” to their customers. In other words, by FAR, the most expensive item in Chrissy’s rental.
Here is a testamonial about her and her Victorious PR Agency from another supposed client who is all beaming because he says due to Victoria's work he can now say ""Hey I was in this magazine, I was in this newspaper" to prospective clients who started calling HIM...this is one thing that PR firms do.
I think we know who wrote the articles now (using the input of Chrissy's rambling verbal dictation on the phone)...
Guys, PR is all fluff...it's the shadiest part of the marketing machine in my opinion - no surprise then that Chrissy used it extensively and as Rivers eluded to is investing more into this ugly side of marketing - personally I think it cheapens his already "fake brand".
Last edited by Forum Wars; 03-07-2023 at 04:55 AM.
"VULNERABLE post-----> please don't judge."
LOLOLOLOL
Get a real job you fucking idiot!
He's falling apart.
One more Gay guy exposes Chrissy!!
Hahahaha, calls him out for literally burning money on rent and Chrissy comes back with his stupidity and perhaps a Freudian slip? Was he thinking of Hu(ge) Men or Hung Men??? Probably both, lmao!
And I doubt this Todd Stevens character is real, but if anyone wants to warn him…
https://m.facebook.com/100009350811331/
Maybe one TODD to another could get through to him. He likes the Simpsons and you can say your name rhymes with Duff!?! But couldn’t hurt to warn him and send those Gay 4 Cash photos Chrissy will be framing next for his wall of shame!
There are reports that Oompa Loompas have invaded downtown Chicago.
Chrissy happily negs other people, but expects compassion for his "difficult" lifestyle, that he created for himself.
The reality is he wants to control Stacey and Bubs must like a cult leader and/or abuser does, by making them reliant on him.
Buy a house, get insurance,diversify investments.
Also get a hobby, do something useful with your life, instead of this "stressful" hustling.
For someone who claims to have well over $1m, this is not a particularly tricky or difficult thing to do.
He enjoys controlling his family and he enjoys matyring himself on facebook.
In other news, the PR company probably sent Chrissy the framed version of the poster so he couldnt easily edit it, although as noted, Chrissy isnt exactly the sharpest knife either.
Whoever conned him out of $100k or whatever this nonsense is costing him has really landed a fish.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Oompa loompa has his sweat shorts raised up at least 6 inches above his waist line. I knew he was a scammer but did not know he was a nerd.
Being that Chrissy is both Gay and Evil, I’d say TeleTubby Chrissy might be applicable!
So if anyone (Elmo?) with artistic abilities wants to create a photo of Chrissy in the famous photo with his ass out I have a plan.
Make it in the style of the poster in his rented condo with him being named Colt Studios and AVN male on male winner of the year. I’ll use a prepaid card and order a poster of it and ship it to 14 West Superior in Chicago in his name.
This company will print any photo into a poster and I’m glad to provide the GOAT with a gift.
https://www.posterburner.com
Last edited by The Boz; 03-07-2023 at 03:54 PM.
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