in todays boring video, Krissy the Gay Lord Sissy , broke one of his gambling ( blackjack ) rules and actually doubled down when he had 10 showing and dealer had 6 showing.... he actually won the bet, man that guy is too smart for his own good and definitely too smart for us thinking we wouldn't catch that.... lol
From his Blackjack PDF for $750 or whatever price it was at one point
My Blackjack winning tips:
3. Don't ever play Blackjack ONLINE
7. Don't ever DOUBLE DOWN.
Interesting that he took the FB post down today. We’ve seen him do this on occasion after posting something that is just a bit too controversial. I forget what the previous topics were. Could we actually be seeing flashes of Chrissy actually having a conscience?
Can you re-post the deleted facebook post?Originally Posted by TheRivers
Maybe he was getting a lot of negative comments on the post or maybe the shake containers had Life Cafe branding on them, giving away his location at Lifetime fitness (which we already know about anyway).BedWetterBettor: I think it makes the family look weak and him look even more idiotic than usual. Glad I saved that and the Church of cup holders and Snoop Dogg concerts that he wants to attend
Concerning Life Time Fitness, in Las Vegas he lived 1.5 miles away and he had to drive 5 minutes, in Frisco he lived 5 miles away and had to drive 12 minutes.
Because he was willing to drive 12 minutes in Frisco, he might be willing to drive 12 minutes in Schaumburg, so I'm enlarging the apartment search area to a 12 minute radius. No luck so far in matching anything though.
Anybody want to tell this guy that he has a new neighbor?
Nah, he could surprise the Colt goat when he’s getting those imaginary $5000 wins with no proof and add to his imaginary $56,000 winning total for the month. Only to find out that he’s living in another rented bunker in The low rent village green of SCAMburg complex!Anybody want to tell this guy that he has a new neighbor?
How does he even think these saps will continue to believe his lies about winning?
Chrissy - “I won 56K this week”
Rube - “Awesome, where’s the money coach???”
Chrissy -“Well hurrr durrr haters can’t see it and if I show it they might know where I am and uhhhh Stop asking questions and making me think!?!?”
Rube - “But you only ever show the same 10K every week and say you won 5K, 10K, 27K and 56K? So why can’t you simply show that money in chips or a deposit slip proving you put it in your account?”
Chrissy- “Derrrp I don’t have to prove anything I’m a millionaire renting a 900 sq. FT. Apartment with low ceilings! You’re just jealous and dead broke like me… I mean like I was”
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 02-09-2023 at 01:23 PM.
"Now I'm finished and just bought three plant based smoothies for ME and the family".Another “woe is me” post by Chrissy while trying to insult people with Jobs…
Yea, nothing to worry about just go out in public places like gyms and spread your horrid diseases Kyle! Ya see normal people when they are sick, stay quarantined to avoid infecting others and if they are too weak to do anything they usually check themselves into a hospital!
And the great thing about jobs is they provide you with health insurance so that you won’t have to worry about blowing your last 10K that you’re clutching so desperately to look like you’re “rich”, on hospital bills! Gee, sounds like a horrible way to live, but then again you did beat on your tiny penis for $200 a pop not so long ago Kyle!
Notice how he places himself FIRST before his family. Notice how he says for ME and the family instead of my family and me? Pure narcissism with every word that comes out of his mouth. I am surprised that he didn't buy one extra large smoothie with extra sugar and made "the family" take alternate sips from the same straw.
On today's (2-9-2023) video, Christopher Mitchell says the following:
@1:39 "Directly below this first publication you will see this link. Click on this link just like I'm going to right now. That will take you directly to an online website where you can start making money fast from home right now."
He actually shows people his online gambling casino link and how to click on it. (the link click image screenshot happens @1:47)
The Betonline website pops up and we can see his casino affiliate code directly in the url.
This absolutely has to be a violation of YT policies and is the same violation that got him suspended before (although last time the link was in the video description).
(I have already downloaded this video just in case...)
Last edited by Tariq Reed; 02-09-2023 at 02:38 PM.
Great job Tariq. I am going to include that in the report I'm preparing for YouTube.
How long before dipshit deletes that video off youtube? Great job catching another Chris fuck up and saving the video for when he deletes it.
On today's (2-9-2023) video, Christopher Mitchell says the following:
@1:39 "Directly below this first publication you will see this link. Click on this link just like I'm going to right now. That will take you directly to an online website where you can start making money fast from home right now."
He actually shows people his online gambling casino link and how to click on it. (the link click image screenshot happens @1:47)
The Betonline website pops up and we can see his casino affiliate code directly in the url.
This absolutely has to be a violation of YT policies and is the same violation that got him suspended before (although last time the link was in the video description).
(I have already downloaded this video just in case...)
Save the URL of the video. More important than the vid itself.
I would but I'm not home right now and won't be til like 10.
Post it here with [plain][/plain] tags around it.
It appears JC The Barber has retired the clippers and started doing a fitness scheme now under the handle JC Fit!
https://m.facebook.com/100036688804191/
Perhaps the Colt goat did change his life?
Nah, it’s just nonsensical rambling about getting ‘gifts’ and him doing push-ups like some broke Billy Blanks wannabe! “Don’t waste time” getting baptized by another failure of Chrissy named Pastor Zach.
Guess all those texts and emails with Chrissy’s Colt photos finally motivated him to change his FB page!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAvwWULPzcQ
I actually made sure to include and highlight the url in the screenshots in my original post above so that there would be no doubt that this video was uploaded to YouTube and not some other video site.
I also have larger full screenshots including the video title, his channel name and the time clock on the video, if you need those.
Last edited by Tariq Reed; 02-09-2023 at 07:39 PM.
Folks, I believe I found the source of “Bubs”…
Chrissy dad (Paul Ray Mitchell) has a brother who past away in 2019….
His name? Michael “BUB” Dale Mitchell.
So Chrissy’s Grandparents likely named their son “BUB”…
Can’t pass up this opportunity… Shout-out Bubs!
Neither of his Nephews, Chrissy or Andrew Mitchell mentioned in the obituary…
I think Paul Ray Mitchell needs a phone call. His number was fairly easy to find.
I wonder if he will verify if Chrissy beat his ass when 15 years old, and the lol Little league World Series home runs by both kids simultaneously.
I was looking at Chrissy’s views for his YouTube videos over the last 5 days. They are extremely low. As most people are aware you get most of the views (percentage wise) in the first several days that it is posted.
If you look at Chrissy’s videos over the last 5 days (1st picture below) his numbers are very low. He is averaging only around 1.5k views over his last 6 videos.
Now, if you look at his videos that were posted the week before that, his average views is right at 7k.
The videos for this current week will increase about 30%.
1,500 x .30 = 1,950
At best 50%
1500 x .50 = 2,250 views
If you compare actual 2nd week views with adjusted “2nd week views”:
7k views vs 2.2k views
3x DECREASE!
His most recent video has been up for 16 hours and has 5 comments. The usual stuff from the single brain cell Moronic idiots saying, “Goat”.
2 brain cells MAX.
We have someone promising (Chrissy) to “Sell the keys to the safe” to make the viewer Millions of dollars by beating the casino, and we are literally left with 3 Retards in the comment section typing “GOAT”. Chrissy, I’m not sure how worse it can get for you.
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 02-09-2023 at 11:00 PM.
I must have watched the YouTube channel “Ownage Pranks” to often when I was younger. I swear, every time I read the word “GOAT” in Chrissy comments I SWEAR, I hear this exact guys voice…
I guess this is why it’s so funny when these Losers call Chrissy Goat lol
Does history repeat itself? In this case, we can only hope so.
Anyone remember 90’s infomercial scammer Don Lapre? Pitched all kinds of worthless stuff like books on placing classified ads, 900 numbers and shady vitamins. All under the guise of he was a millionaire, lived the greatest lifestyle and you could be too, if you just paid him for the knowledge he had.
Anyways the law finally caught up to old Don and where did they find Don you ask??
“ On June 27, 2011, Lapre was arrested in Tempe, Arizona, at a LIFE TIME FITNESS center, where he had reportedly lived for two days, with serious self-inflicted knife wounds to his groin. The wounds led authorities to believe Lapre had attempted suicide while at Life Time Fitness by attempting to sever the femoral artery in his legs”
But Don wasn’t going to go to prison for years, not a chance.
“ He died on October 2, 2011, while in jail awaiting trial. The autopsy report stated that he died of blood loss after cutting his throat with a razor blade”
Could history repeat itself? if so, couldn’t happen to a better person.
"If Martingale doesn't work, then how does Christopher Mitchell have so many winning videos?"
The Martingale is like Russian Roulette: you win often but, when you lose you lose EVERYTHING
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