Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Tariq Reed]

"I refuse to give up until literally every penny I have is gone."

YIKES!!





Just yesterday, making $1,000 in 30 minutes was a "bad ass skill set".

Today he lost $9,000 in 5 minutes.

Guess he left those skills back upstairs in the hotel room.

[crudebar]

He almost got the analogy right. Every time you play a pit game it is just a matter of time until you kill yourself(bankroll). In his case the bullet just means getting into a hole that he always digs himself out of by just pressing his bets. Sure little fella.

Also according to him the hard part of being a professional gambler is simply just getting into holes during your session and having to dig out----you would have to be a terrible gambler to actually have a losing session let alone an entire week or months. You need him to guide you through getting into holes and that's what professional gamblers don't tell you...hahahaha. Yeah professionals just get into holes but obviously don't ever have extended periods of losing.

The visual of him jumping around to 2 roulette tables, 1 baccarat table and then him waddling over to a corner to take another video----simply what a hilarious scene that must have been...

[crudebar]

Forgot to mention how he continued to mention him not being at this particular casino for 3 years and how because of this he should have bet less. Even for him(which is saying A LOT) this was stupid.

I also have always enjoyed that not only does he think he has an edge in roulette but it's a massive grand canyon size edge.

His mind is so gone. He sounds like me in middle school talking to my friends. Occasionally i remember my dad walking by hearing us and laughing. But this guy is the actual Dad. What is that poor kid going to do when he is young and stupid(like all of us) and needs an actual parent? Kids are already dumb and now his brain will be filled with all this nonsense and of course the kid will believe every word because what kid doesn't believe everything their parents tell them when they are young. Just scary.

also once again Chris, you do this for yourself and nobody else. I enjoyed how you needed to get the wife to "get the kid the fuck out of here so i can continue doing the only thing i love besides myself." Classic.

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy posts some nonsense from the road, lets see how bad it is

Horseshoe Casino St Louis- Christopher Mitchell In A $9,000 Hole (MUST WATCH).

15.7k subscribers at time of viewing.

45s chrissy claims he got his ass kicked because he hasnt been there for three years
If only it was an actual ass kicking.

1m claims he took $25k for the trip (consistent with his silly FB story the other day, withdrawing from the bank).
Claims he took $10k for this part of the gambling.

1m11s claims he lost $9k in 5 minutes REBUKE SATAN

This also begs the question of what sort of stakes he was playing, why he thought this was something worth bragging about, and how quickly Baaacky hands can be played.

Chrissy acknowledges he was way too aggressive but partly blames it on being a new shoe???

1m55s Chrisys shows $3800 of his road back to $10k

2m10s He timestamps it as 11:30 at night, and states only 2 spinny tables and 1 baccky table open.

Obvious question, why would he play under such poor circumstances to begin with?

3m40 Despite only 3 tables open, Chrissy is bounce bounce bouncing his way around like an idiot.

4m20s Chrissy gives an update, hes up to $5k (no time given at this point)
He states he goes between the three tables and is making aggressive bets and waiting for a trigger.

i'm sure when the dealers and pitbosses watch their own cameras and then watch this nonsense they'll be laughing at Chrissy's antics.

4m56 Chrissy again claims he hasnt been to this casino in 3 years which is why he lost.

5m45 Chrissy has devolved into idiocy: Claims he went "allin" for $4k AND promised the dealer a $100 tip if he won
Granted it is pretty fucking bad when he does his nonsense "I command the ball to land" stuff, but "bribing" the dealer is even worse.
Remember, chrissy claims casinos cheat, so he's willing to bribe dealers to help him win .


6m25 Chrissy claims he saw a 5 player streak AND no streak had been higher than 5 AND this was a "high percentage play" so he went allin for $4k and won.

6m38s Chrissy the hero strikes again! EVERYONE saw Chrissy's big boy bet because it was the biggest bet and everyone also bet on banker and won!!!!!!!!

Also, Chrissy forgets that banker normally charges a commission, so his story he won $4k on banker after going allin, tipped $100 and had $7900 is a complete lie
Unless its one of those funny places that charges comission on reverse cowgirl dragons or whatever it is.

7m9s Crhissy claims it is very stressful coming back from a $9k loss.
Remember kids, Chrissy used to tell us that his sainted mother died of stress, and also you should join his elite chums club because you can print money on demand which does not sound stressful at all.

7m15 Chrissy states he is willing to play until every single penny is gone (sounds like a great 2023 resolution he should follow).

7m40 another update where chrissy states he is the fucking comeback king.
Chrissy shows $10110.
In other words, he's spent 6 hrs driving, and at least 4 hourrs gambling to make $110.
Does your job pay more than $11/hr?

7m50 Chrissy is seriously proud that he left a $110 winner.
Guess we are going back to "Dont be greedy, win 1% of your roll per day".

8m5 Chrissy drops two more F bombs bringing us to 3 for the clip so far.

8m35s Chrisst timestamps this as 3:30am.
So, hes been likely gambling for 6 hrs at this point, to make $110.
Lets not forget the 6+ hours it took him to get here, plus the associated costs.

9m Chrissy shows us what he calls "Bonus footage" of him walking through the casino carpark at 4am.
"Uh this is real life for the goat, baby".
Chrissy claims no one else will show you this, because it is abjectly terrible and pointless footage.
Imagine being the camera person and having Speilberg Mitchell directing you to "catch my butch side as tension mounts, will Chrissy make it through the car park or will he raped?"

9m46s Chrissy says to the camera "Hope you enjoy the video" while theres another 7 minutes still to come.

9m58 NVB speaks!!!!!! Daddy cars crashed"
As he rams two toy cars together.
Also, NVB now has toys.

10m35 Chrissy shows a semi panorama from his hotel room of St Louis and very banally mentions the pool, and the bridge.

11m4s NVB ooooks out something about a train.

11m35 Stacey pokes her head from another room, sees the camera and scurries back into the other room.

11m48 Chrissy claims he paid $1800/night for this room that looks a bit terrible
No wonder he was so keen to win earleir in the clip since he's already getting fleeced.
He might not have been raped in the carpark, but he definitely got tooled up on this trip.

Claims he has the GLC to afford it.
His fortunes have gone downhill since he started that redonkulous "catchphrase".

12m40 Chrissy sits on the couch and states that Stacey took NVB into another room so Chrissy could have some silence.
Chrissy you had over 3 years of silence (ok, there was some oooooooooooooooooooking here and there) you should be happy that NVB isnt as delayed as we all thought he was.

12m50s Chrissy there is nothing he wouldnt do for his family:
How about buy a house with your pretend millions
How about go somewhere on holiday that doesnt involve gambling

13m Chrissy starts the russian roulette story: Given he sounded like he wanted to jump off that bridge earlier, this does not bode well.

14m Chrissy seems to forget he claims to be a multi millionaire and he can "put down the gun" whenever he wants and just invest his money in other businesses and make that passive income he claims he already has.

14m 11 Chrissy revises his 100% winning, to 99% winning to now "I win about 95% of the time"
So, gambling every day this means there is 2 full weeks equivalent where he loses.
I think we all now know why Zachy had to give up despite believing in the process.

Chrissy quicky follows up with "the other 5% of the time I get myself into a hole, and get out of it".

Yeah at $110 for 12 hrs work, + $200 in travel expenses and $1800 per night, thats not how that works.

14m44s Chrissy brags he gets "time freedom" to spend time with his family.
Because most videos we see them for less than 10% of the video, and its in the hotel room, going to the hotel room, or dining in the resturant attached to the casino.

15m Chrissy starts blah blah blah I try to sneak casino footage but they tell me not to, then they ban me.

15m30s of all the nonsense in this video, and all the nonsense in the videos this year Chrissy claims he does not get emotional and stays an even keel

16m45 After telling everyone being a pro gambler is like playing russian roulette, Chrissy starts his pitch to join the chums club.

To recap, Chrissy claims he paid $1800 for his suite so he could win $110 in roughly 6 hours + 6 hours travel time. If you give him $499/month he can teach you how to do this too.

If you like NVB (shoutout to NVB) and want to hear him talking, this video is for you, otherwise, avoid.

[zealanddonk]

"Phantom Limb: I think the line on "murder/suicide" just moved a bit..."

Does it count as murder/suicide if Chrissy kills himself first?

[Pickleball]

At 3:18 Chrissy is vowing to get his money back and make a profit as well. Three dudes go walking by as you can see over his right shoulder. The guy in the middle is wearing a hoodie that says Anti Social Social Club. Chrissy is fuming because he was thinking of changing the name of his elite group to that name. ��

[Pickleball]

I couldn't stand to watch his entire video on YT, but i did read the comments. This comment made me laugh. I do not know if it was Crissy with another alias leaving this comment or an actual dumb ass.

@ArtwithAmarBrisco
3 hours ago
I heard you I am currently down over 35K and I plan to get it back. Great job and when I get it back I will provide an update.

[Kyle Prescott]

It’s a miracle!!! NVB says four different words in today’s video! LOOK DADDY CARS CRASH

It's a miracle but we all know Bubbs still has no chance in life with Christopher & Stacy Mitchell as parents! it's pathetic & embarrassing how the bald little midget makes Stacy follow him around with Bubbs still strapped to her chest, Bubbs is almost as tall as his mental midget gay Daddy already & he's like what 4-5yrs old lmao

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[BedWetterBettor]

Got to watch this classic Crybaby Chrissy tantrum! You can see him getting more and more frustrated trying to make a video while not so silent Bubs keeps yapping away, angering his moron midget papa!



As ZD so eloquently posted the contradictions are easy to find, the “All in Banker win” without those pesky commissions factored in to the sporadic filming of chips he kept hidden in his pocket while filming the rest before he lost it all! His voice also matches his subdued tone from the Sycuan and Biloxi losing videos! The constant looking away before telling a lie is as obvious as his lizard tongue darting out every time he lies!

Funny that supposed $15,000 in his room didn’t make an appearance? Guess it’s time for another Bitcoin withdrawal that gets denied faster than midget boy’s next loan from Sugar daddy Foster!

[zealanddonk]

Speaking of Chrissy tantrums, "Leah Williams" posted that Chrissy should be careful when he posts his videos about where he is, in case he gets mugged.

Chrissy responds "Hurr hurr, you dont know when I filmed this, hurr hurr, I'm always five steps ahead".

I'm pretty sure his live stream from Vegas on New Year's eve when he lost $21k on the sports bet, was indeed live streamed in Vegas on New Year's eve.

Joke is on the mugger though since Chrissy woulda been hella broke then.

[Pickleball]

Is fatboy's dream rental house off again? We haven't heard about that brilliant decision since around New Years Day or there abouts.

[Pickleball]

Got to watch this classic Crybaby Chrissy tantrum! You can see him getting more and more frustrated trying to make a video while not so silent Bubs keeps yapping away, angering his moron midget papa!



As ZD so eloquently posted the contradictions are easy to find, the “All in Banker win” without those pesky commissions factored in to the sporadic filming of chips he kept hidden in his pocket while filming the rest before he lost it all! His voice also matches his subdued tone from the Sycuan and Biloxi losing videos! The constant looking away before telling a lie is as obvious as his lizard tongue darting out every time he lies!

Funny that supposed $15,000 in his room didn’t make an appearance? Guess it’s time for another Bitcoin withdrawal that gets denied faster than midget boy’s next loan from Sugar daddy Foster!

One of these days, Chrissy will be recoginized at a casino by a criminal element and be beaten sensless after jacking him up for his cash. It is bound to happen. Especially if he walks by himself through a casino parking structure. I have parked many times at Harrahs New Orleans and there are barely any security around the 10 level above ground parking structure; none at all in the late hours. You think a security guard is going to risk his life for $15.00 per hour in one of the top ten highest homicide cities in the country? They may be dead broke douche bags but they aren't stupid unless they hand their money over to The Bloat.

[BedWetterBettor]

I think I found Chrissy’s next extortion scheme…

Courtesy of Ryan Screwman!



Million Dollar Masturbator Mind Meetings! And how much does it cost to attend this Sham hype seminar??



1500 seat venue at $600 a head or $375 for GA seats!?! Good gravy that’s a heck of a scam! Too bad Chrissy shit the bed so many times during his Masturbation meetings he couldn’t even get 15 idiots to show for this type of farce!

[zealanddonk]

Got to watch this classic Crybaby Chrissy tantrum! You can see him getting more and more frustrated trying to make a video while not so silent Bubs keeps yapping away, angering his moron midget papa!



As ZD so eloquently posted the contradictions are easy to find, the “All in Banker win” without those pesky commissions factored in to the sporadic filming of chips he kept hidden in his pocket while filming the rest before he lost it all! His voice also matches his subdued tone from the Sycuan and Biloxi losing videos! The constant looking away before telling a lie is as obvious as his lizard tongue darting out every time he lies!

Funny that supposed $15,000 in his room didn’t make an appearance? Guess it’s time for another Bitcoin withdrawal that gets denied faster than midget boy’s next loan from Sugar daddy Foster!

One of these days, Chrissy will be recoginized at a casino by a criminal element and be beaten sensless after jacking him up for his cash. It is bound to happen. Especially if he walks by himself through a casino parking structure. I have parked many times at Harrahs New Orleans and there are barely any security around the 10 level above ground parking structure; none at all in the late hours. You think a security guard is going to risk his life for $15.00 per hour in one of the top ten highest homicide cities in the country? They may be dead broke douche bags but they aren't stupid unless they hand their money over to The Bloat.

What Chrissy doesnt know about "beating off" attackers isnt worth knowing.

[PositiveVariance]

It’s possible that 25k he took out of Chase may have been legit. Due to today being a bank holiday in the US, he may have got his normal 35% from the Chums a couple days early along with the YouTube deposit in Stacy’s name. If he dumped a lot of money this weekend he most likely will not show much money for the rest of the month. I think there is a good chance we get to see the Amazon play money again in the next week or so.

Chrissy also has his work cut out for him as he always does after a MM event, due to the fact that he has to find 15 of the stupidest, most Gullible, idiotic Morans, on planet earth to attend the next MM in 3 months. Any legitimate business would gradually grow their attendance each event, but not Chrissy. Referrals? Nope. Word of mouth? Nope. Scumbags don’t get referrals. He has to scam 15 suckers from the GROUND FLOOR, back to square one. He will scam money from young or old, Native or Foreign, rich or poor, it doesn’t matter to Chrissy - his Degenerative Gambling addiction must be fed at all cost. He will ruin many lives, leave some homeless, suck a dick or 2 if it comes done to it - all to “Scratch That Itch” of his. Then do it all again, month after month. Cool life, Huh Stacy?

Poor Bubs will think this is normal. Bubs will only have these 2 idiots his entire life. They won’t live in a place long enough for him to make friends. There is ZERO chance they let him do a sleepover at a neighbors house so Bubs can see what “normal” actually is. Chrissy remembers the perverted shit he did when Stacy’s daughter and her friends were at his house, he likely thinks every man is like this. They have no friends or Family they will be around long enough for him to see what “normal” is. The most normal thing Bubs could possibly have is Stacy’s parents. Mama and Papa Foster. No chance he spends alone time with them. Stacy will have him there on her tit.


I wonder if Bubs is going to reach the average vocabulary of 1,500 words by the time he is 4 years old? We know he missed the mark of 1,000 words as a 3 year old.

[Forum Wars]

Since this this thread is approximately 50% about entertainment...I just wanted to point out to everyone that the SAG card carying B.L.O.A.T. made it into a new upcoming horror film!

Looks great, don't miss it! Here's the official trailer:

[BedWetterBettor]

Since this this thread is approximately 50% about entertainment...I just wanted to point out to everyone that the SAG card carying B.L.O.A.T. made it into a new upcoming horror film!

Looks great, don't miss it! Here's the official trailer:

Rep fail, sorry.

Was gonna say “Wow, more bad acting and gratuitous half naked 20 year olds than a David Dakota film! Hope it’s as gory as Terrifier 2!!!

[infuri8]

Chris admits to being way too aggressive in his betting sequence, he's damn keen to get back all that money he lost at the latest mastermind flop!
This is exactly how you LOSE EVERYTHING folks! If he gets himself into a hole he cant get out of, it may just be curtains ..... for a while..... until his next income source pays.... that's why hes been predicting ahead of time, he wont be travelling, he will be walking, just incase it does happen! Hes literally tinkering with death right now! I believe hes way down recently. Hes losing more then ever on roulette!

[BedWetterBettor]

Don’t know Whose bags under the eyes are worse, Chrissy or Stacy ugh!?!



And am I imagining things or did he delete all the comments on the FB post for the video upload???



Perhaps those paid commenters took the day for MLK Jr. Day???

Speaking of deleted, Brown Nose Brandon completely deleted his FB account, seems like that Drones Life Cash wasn’t exactly rollin in?



Man he’s painful to listen to, even going back and watching his old locksmith videos are rather disturbing. He’s either High and can’t speak without stammering or spacing out, or the more likely scenario is he’s suffering from PTSD and memory loss from his time in the Air Force. He literally can’t finish sentences without forgetting the last few words!



Then there’s this item…

Guess we musta missed that event in Macau…lol they’re truly delusional!?!

At PBall, that’s not even his channel! It’s the owner of the MLM company he currently is involved in called Drones Boss! Old BDubs topped out at 29 subscribers during that ‘Macau Master Mind event,’ lol!

[Mrhorney]

RE:Chrissy Russian Roulette

I have a cunning plan Folks, why don’t we crowd fund for the purchase of a 44 Magnum, you know the one that can blow your head clean off for Chrissy and one ☝️ bullet instead of him using his fingers.

He can then record a video every day until that fateful one when Magnumgale will get ya.

PFA Chrissy thread 🪡 closed 👍

(Shoutout be scarcely literate Bubs)