Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Awww Chrissy is begging for FB engagement by playing the guess where I am contest for likes and comments!!



Translation, I’m too broke to pay for flights so I’m gonna run up the mileage on Mr. Foster’s Lexus! You think he’ll actually pay the winner? The same way he paid the January $1000 contest winner last year!?!?

He really needs to win that FB reels contest to be this desperate!? Perhaps he did in fact drop over 10K in Chicago along with the other chums like Allan Ham, Jackie Mast, Blumpkin, Hoa Le, Melesio Suaste, Pockets, Dave Pruett, Josh Not Quite a Champion, Boss Hoodie Pinoy Guy, Ponytail dude, fat forehead lady and the rest of the Hobgoblins sitting at that table…







And did bloated Al Hamilton give birth in the last 3 months? He sure wasn’t in Chicago as far as I could see! Went from skinny and sickly looking in 2021 to fat with a preggo gut at the Booty Bash to no showing the latest. Either he had Chrissy’s demon seed inside him and keeled over or he wised up and aborted both the fetus and Baby Daddy Prescott from his life!

Speaking of fetuses that should’ve been aborted…



So now it’s NVB’s fault they don’t fly those overpriced private jets? Couldn’t be because the sperm donor midget moron donked off that money on OSU games and trying to film casinos in Chicago after losing 5-6 Marty’s in a row???

Of course The Bloat does not say how much the cash prize is. He would never pay it and he would never tell the truth if someone guessed where he was.

"TheRivers: The post is gone. Guess someone must have gotten close."

Someone guesed "within 100 feet of " a specific street name and street number so chrissy would have been stuck to say that wasnt close enough (but that effectively it was right) or delete it.
And as pointed out L.O.L if anyone thought they were getting cash out of him.

He's still trying to find a filmographer as far as we know. Jan 6th post is still up.

He probably also realised calling NVB (shoutout to NVB) a baby wasnt a particularly bright move either.

Then again maybe he just gets off on posting rubbish and deleting it these days.

==edit==
He's got a new post up:
Being a professional gambler means he gets to drink Monster and eat kitkats.
Tight life, Chrissy, tight life!

[zealanddonk]

Quick analysis of chrissy's video views:

Looking at what youtube considers "last month" and "last two months" from 14 jan 2023 USA time:

Chrissy posted 51 videos.

14 have 5k views or more. [the king of roulette is back is at 4.8k and not included at this time]
3 of those are within the last 7 days and those are all over 6k views.

Has chrissy done anything interesting in the last week to merit that?
Other than the infamous Casinos cheat meltdown, no.

Only 2 other videos have hit 5k or more views in the last 4 weeks (as separate from last month, per youtube).

So, two things stand out:
Chrissy claimed he studied youtube for 11 years, and he cannot get consistent views (the low end videos are less than 2k views and are more of his travel videos, the casinos he likes and other nonsense about being rich)

His viewership has spiked in the last 7 days for no obvious reason.
It is possible people watched his casinos cheat rant, went back and watched some others then stopped.
More likely given his increase in subscribers, he's also paying for viewers.




Also of note, chrissy's appearance on Business Bros podcast is still the number #1 live event (from "one month ago"), with more than 2nd and 3rd combined, and just about to eclipse 2nd,3rd and 4th combined.
Comments are slowing down sadly.

[Tariq Reed]

Awww Chrissy is begging for FB engagement by playing the guess where I am contest for likes and comments!!

OK, my "guess" is 2204 N Jefferson Ave, Mt Pleasant, TX.

Am I right, Christopher?

I circled a couple items in this pic that will easily confirm this location.

Looking at casinos on the map, I can't quite figure out where he's going though (still 5 hours away from Tunica, his recent YT video "location")... perhaps someone here is more familiar with casinos in the area.

Anyway, I'm ready to pick up my cash prize Christopher!!

Or perhaps I'll settle for a 1-month coaching club membership instead of the cash you promised.

[Pickleball]

Two of the Bloat’s comments will be deleted at his next rest stop and most likely a truck station for some relief. Oh and by the way, how is that pledge going with NO EXCUSES to get in shape with a muscular steroid build while chowing down on an entire bag of Kit Kats? Pffffft
Dumitru Mitus Roset
That Monster drink is the doom of you, be carefully of that

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Ricky Nelson
Drive safe bro


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Ryan RC
You should record a video of how to make 5k in one night at the casino. What does it really take? How much bankroll and how do you do it. Have a great day. Love your vids!

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Hair Almanha
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Mark Smith
I love a monster every no and then. Just started following along on YouTube and watching the vids pal. So just a hi and keep up the work mate.


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Steve Barker
Seems unsustainable but fun and stressful

[BedWetterBettor]

And Zach is back with some words of wisdom from Junior Craft! I’ve taken the liberty of transcribing it!

[Pickleball]

Awww Chrissy is begging for FB engagement by playing the guess where I am contest for likes and comments!!

OK, my "guess" is 2204 N Jefferson Ave, Mt Pleasant, TX.

Am I right, Christopher?

I circled a couple items in this pic that will easily confirm this location.

Looking at casinos on the map, I can't quite figure out where he's going though (still 5 hours away from Tunica, his recent YT video "location")... perhaps someone here is more familiar with casinos in the area.

Anyway, I'm ready to pick up my cash prize Christopher!!

Or perhaps I'll settle for a 1-month coaching club membership instead of the cash you promised.

Well, well, well, this should not come as a surprise to anyone but Chrissy The Bloat deleted the post above from yesterday. You know the one where he offered to pay a cash prize if someone could identify his exact location. Maybe someone saw BWB's post and posted the correct location on the Bloats FB page and Chrissy nuked it quickly. After all, that money could buy him another bag of Kit Kats.

[Pickleball]

This is Chrissy’s idol. The Bloat dreams of being able to place a $1,400,000.00 - EV bet to win a whopping $11,200.00. With the Chargers holding a 27-7 halftime lead, it just wasn’t enough off as the Jaguars came back to win the game 31-30.

[TheRivers]

Chrissy indeed in Tunica where he’s trying his “brand new” Roulette strategy (because apparently having 20 others that win every day just isn’t good enough). I don’t know how far Tunica is from Dallas but yet another “staycation” that involves a casino. The guy is so desperate he literally can’t take a single weekend without gambling somewhere. This all has to take its toll on NVB at some point…and I’m thinking it may already have.

[The Boz]

Chrissy indeed in Tunica where he’s trying his “brand new” Roulette strategy (because apparently having 20 others that win every day just isn’t good enough). I don’t know how far Tunica is from Dallas but yet another “staycation” that involves a casino. The guy is so desperate he literally can’t take a single weekend without gambling somewhere. This all has to take its toll on NVB at some point…and I’m thinking it may already have.

The “brand new” system is required to keep fleecing the suckers who lost their asses last weekend because the casinos all “cheat”. Luckily for them, this new system accounts for the casinos cheating. Just give him more money and he will teach you this new system at the next event.

And sadly at least 1/2 of them will dump off another $499 a month to him until then.

[BedWetterBettor]

In case the little pussy deletes his FB post from 5 AM, lol what a degenerate! Here is the transcription for all you folks wondering what the real meaning behind it is!



It’s getting so easy to catch him in his lies, it’s almost pathetic. So after basically admitting he took $25,000 with him, he can only show the same 11K amount he’s flashed over the past 3 months now? So the “big win” is a complete lie!

After he donked off $21,000+ god knows what else in Vegas, plus 30K in Tampa, plus 10K or more in Chicago, he really thinks tipping $100 makes him look good? First, if your profit is even $1000, no AP or pro gambler would tip 10%. And since we know he never tips for the dealers every hand unless a camera is rolling, he wasn’t feeling “extra generous” this night. Complete Lie #2

And wasn’t he just ranting about casinos cheating and how he loathes pit bosses? Doesn’t the midget moron know that $100 “tip” would be split up and end up in the pockets of those pesky cheaters?

Probably not, he still thinks counting your initial bet as part of the winnings equals your ‘profit’ and showing only 11K week after week proves you’re winning. He probably went to Tunica because he’s too scared to go back to Biloxi!



Even foreign midget lap dog Tommy went back last year and still has Chrissy on his mind… wonder if those memories include watching Chrissy lose 36K…truly sad! Why not let him back into your elite Chum’s club Kyle? After all he did pay the “lifetime membership fee” twice? Maybe give him that past sucker discount of $100 to get back in? You were allegedly tipping dealers that much, but conveniently never put tips up when you fake $2000 bets while the dealer is counting some other schlub’s money? Lol, ruined again and wait until the next ‘update’ shows he won 5K then 6K and a final 2K to make it an even 25k total, the exact amount he started with… it’s truly amazing folks! And you can pay a moron to hide half your money and photo it in thousand dollar increments to fool people into think you’re winning too!

[crudebar]

Chrissy indeed in Tunica where he’s trying his “brand new” Roulette strategy (because apparently having 20 others that win every day just isn’t good enough). I don’t know how far Tunica is from Dallas but yet another “staycation” that involves a casino. The guy is so desperate he literally can’t take a single weekend without gambling somewhere. This all has to take its toll on NVB at some point…and I’m thinking it may already have.

Of course it's Tunica. Because it's his latest comp. I get comped there just about every week, i think, have never went(through caesars rewards)

I enjoy how he makes it as if he has to go to Tunica. Yes. that casino is "due" for him to win. You must go---they force you.

I can just imagine the glow in the wife's eyes as her hubby is sitting "finally finding his thing" at his chair watching the ball spin around the wheel for hours upon hours day after day week after week month after month year after year.

I don't even understand the excitement he gets with the Martingale. When you have that long winning streak you win the minimum and are just waiting on that eventual terrifying losing streak to start.

lastly and this has been stated obviously numerous times. But how don't people see that every time he invites a new system it's him admitting the old system and all the systems previous to it have failed. I enjoy how in his previous BOL video he is going for multiple wins at a time----after stating in his videos previous to that you should only go for one win and not be greedy. Go take the 25k and throw it on the Giants at +3. At lest you have a chance instead of letting the house edge just eat away at it...

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy indeed in Tunica where he’s trying his “brand new” Roulette strategy (because apparently having 20 others that win every day just isn’t good enough). I don’t know how far Tunica is from Dallas but yet another “staycation” that involves a casino. The guy is so desperate he literally can’t take a single weekend without gambling somewhere. This all has to take its toll on NVB at some point…and I’m thinking it may already have.

Of course it's Tunica. Because it's his latest comp. I get comped there just about every week, i think, have never went(through caesars rewards)

I enjoy how he makes it as if he has to go to Tunica. Yes. that casino is "due" for him to win. You must go---they force you.

I can just imagine the glow in the wife's eyes as her hubby is sitting "finally finding his thing" at his chair watching the ball spin around the wheel for hours upon hours day after day week after week month after month year after year.

I don't even understand the excitement he gets with the Martingale. When you have that long winning streak you win the minimum and are just waiting on that eventual terrifying losing streak to start.

lastly and this has been stated obviously numerous times. But how don't people see that every time he invites a new system it's him admitting the old system and all the systems previous to it have failed. I enjoy how in his previous BOL video he is going for multiple wins at a time----after stating in his videos previous to that you should only go for one win and not be greedy. Go take the 25k and throw it on the Giants at +3. At lest you have a chance instead of letting the house edge just eat away at it...

Now I'm fairly sure he is banned from playing table games at Choctaw and Winstar, otherwise why drive an extra 6 hours each way to get his fix? Either that, or he fleeced a sucker there who is out for blood and he's avoiding the inevitable confrontation!

Regarding the new system, it's like I posted about days ago with the "Hope" factor. He has to keep selling the morons in the group Hope that they can get their money back. They've literally lost their ass on each of the last 3 outings, some so much they are getting sales jobs in Pyramid Scheme companies like Boss Drones and Life Insurance. They're actually the smart ones who have hope of making real money at those jobs. Not real GOOD money, but some money to pay their bills and carry on long enough before the next scheme comes along.

But the ones still on the hook are constantly clinging to hope and will pay "whatever it takes" until they find it!

@ZD, mayyyyybe someone used those videos filming table game live play while displaying dealers faces and name badges to alert security they have a fraudster frequenting their establishment? Lol

[crudebar]

Of course it's Tunica. Because it's his latest comp. I get comped there just about every week, i think, have never went(through caesars rewards)

I enjoy how he makes it as if he has to go to Tunica. Yes. that casino is "due" for him to win. You must go---they force you.

I can just imagine the glow in the wife's eyes as her hubby is sitting "finally finding his thing" at his chair watching the ball spin around the wheel for hours upon hours day after day week after week month after month year after year.

I don't even understand the excitement he gets with the Martingale. When you have that long winning streak you win the minimum and are just waiting on that eventual terrifying losing streak to start.

lastly and this has been stated obviously numerous times. But how don't people see that every time he invites a new system it's him admitting the old system and all the systems previous to it have failed. I enjoy how in his previous BOL video he is going for multiple wins at a time----after stating in his videos previous to that you should only go for one win and not be greedy. Go take the 25k and throw it on the Giants at +3. At lest you have a chance instead of letting the house edge just eat away at it...

Now I'm fairly sure he is banned from playing table games at Choctaw and Winstar, otherwise why drive an extra 6 hours each way to get his fix? Either that, or he fleeced a sucker there who is out for blood and he's avoiding the inevitable confrontation!

Regarding the new system, it's like I posted about days ago with the "Hope" factor. He has to keep selling the morons in the group Hope that they can get their money back. They've literally lost their ass on each of the last 3 outings, some so much they are getting sales jobs in Pyramid Scheme companies like Boss Drones and Life Insurance. They're actually the smart ones who have hope of making real money at those jobs. Not real GOOD money, but some money to pay their bills and carry on long enough before the next scheme comes along.

But the ones still on the hook are constantly clinging to hope and will pay "whatever it takes" until they find it!

He drives the 6 hours for the free room.

I am sure he gets his VIP check-in and it makes him feel like a king.

[Forum Wars]

Note to Christopher Mitchell, the world's top gambler and gambling consultant (because we know you read this PFA forum thread):

American Roulette (y'know, the one that has the two green spaces and is on land) has an immutable house edge of 5.263%.

This is true if you use Martingale, Grand Martingale (I won't give the satisfaction of calling it your dumb self-named name) or any of a hundred "strategies" that hillariously exist in the wild to beat unbeatable roulette.

You can sometimes get ahead, sometimes even for quite a while (even though it's more likely you barely ever got ahead for any appreciable amount of time, 5.264% is a pretty tough racket to beat). In the end, every penny spent in the casino is going right into the casino's pockets if you use any of the myriad of casino systems against American Roullete which, mind bendingly, all have the same house edge against you:

5.263%

Chrissy, you so weird.

[zealanddonk]

Balls so itchy he has to drive 6+ hours to find somewhere to gamble.
Definitely time he sees a professional.

No sign of Stacey or NVB other than someone had to take the initial picture of him in his "Where's Wally?" challenge.

Imagine being the camera person getting $1000 a week for this nonsense

Yeah that position isnt getting filled any time soon.

[crudebar]

Note to Christopher Mitchell, the world's top gambler and gambling consultant (because we know you read this PFA forum thread):

American Roulette (y'know, the one that has the two green spaces and is on land) has an immutable house edge of 5.263%.

This is true if you use Martingale, Grand Martingale (I won't give the satisfaction of calling it your dumb self-named name) or any of a hundred "strategies" that hillariously exist in the wild to beat unbeatable roulette.

You can sometimes get ahead, sometimes even for quite a while (even though it's more likely you barely ever got ahead for any appreciable amount of time, 5.264% is a pretty tough racket to beat). In the end, every penny spent in the casino is going right into the casino's pockets if you use any of the myriad of casino systems against American Roullete which, mind bendingly, all have the same house edge against you:

5.263%

Chrissy, you so weird.

Add on the waste of time, money spent on gas, the wear and tear on the car.

He is literally driving 6 hours(each way) to hand money to a casino.

[TheRivers]

And now he just uploaded a short clip from Arkansas where he complained that sone small casino he found isn’t for professional gamblers because they don’t have the right table limits and not enough tables. I mean…what do you expect going to a casino in the middle of nowhere. Better off going to a “ghetto casino” (his words) in Reno, Nevada.

[zealanddonk]

And now he just uploaded a short clip from Arkansas where he complained that sone small casino he found isn’t for professional gamblers because they don’t have the right table limits and not enough tables. I mean…what do you expect going to a casino in the middle of nowhere. Better off going to a “ghetto casino” (his words) in Reno, Nevada.

In other words his grand martingale bottomed out quicker than he expected, and he couldnt bounce table to table either: Two important elements in his strategy.

[zealanddonk]

"BedWetterBettor: The money spent on Gas and Tolls alone would pay the fees for a hotel in OK or even TX that would equal a casino hotel room. What a moron Chrissy must be to think it's worth driving all that way to cure his itchy balls."

At this stage, castration is probably the only effective cure for his itchy balls.

[crudebar]

Chris will never understand -/+ ev, one reason might be he isn't smart enough but the bigger reason is he probably simply doesn't care.

A percent point here and a percent point there doesn't matter to him. He is looking for and believing there is a system that will just print him money on demand.

He will play a wheel that has a single 0 instead of double or triple 0 if it's there---but if it's not he doesn't care and will play whatever is available.