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    Hey guys---- so i was kicked out of Chris's group cause i didn't agree with something he said, lol, I am from the U.S.. I had plans to attend the mastermind and make money but i never made a dime since i started.. Others have made some money but eventually lost or had a losing streak / consecutive losses.



    This guy sucks up to Chris's ASS - https://www.facebook.com/kevin.blomquist.589

    Yes there is only 30 something members in the group ---- probably less now because most people i talked too were very unhappy ---- Chris did not help anyone in the group !! He was always BUSY!!
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      The Boz: Welcome! I’m sure you will get multiple requests for more information. Note that Todd Wittles (Dan Druff on here) is well known with a radio show and would love to talk to you. Please consider sharing with him. And again WELCOME!
      
      BedWetterBettor: So you did you get your $500 back like he guaranteed or did he screw you over? If no refund, you have grounds to sue in civil court and you might have others here like Bart, AHoosierA and Money willing to join you!
      
      TheRivers: Wow. Ryobi Guy is indeed still in the group. Looks like truck driver Jeff is not.
      
      Forum Wars: Welcome infuri8. You are EXACTLY the kind of person people on here will appreciate, including myself. Appreciate you coming aboard.
      
      Tariq Reed: Nice! I hope you have a complete list of all the members.
      
      Phantom Limb: Welcome and thank you for sharing
      
      RMS9: Consider yourself lucky you got out now. Welcome to the best forum on exposing Chris. Thank you for sharing your experiences.
      
      Pickleball: Welcome to the group. I hope you get your money back. How long were you a member before he kicked you out? Have any of the members been in the group for over one year or several months?
      
      PositiveVariance: +++
      
      1dollarboxcar: please tell me you VISEO RECORDED some of these sessions !!
      
      Elmo: Where is the mastermind mind birthday bash taking place?

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    Yea Chrissy has gone full retard with this church thing. Just some quick highlights I gleaned from it, more to come later…

    Hire GnR or Snoop Dogg to do 3 songs for a reasonable price tag of $20 million!?! Just so Pee Wee Prescott can enjoy hymns like Amazing Grace, How Great Thou Art and the Minute Man Classic “You Ready… You READY???”

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    He must be snorting Meth again to be coming up with these insane ideas and I’m betting this will be his big reveal at the Birthday Booty Bash. Of course he’ll need donations for this Mega Church of Chrissy and a collection plate formerly used to collect semen from the Minute Man’s big loads will be passed around aggressively!

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    InFuri8, thanks for the info please feel free to PM me, Dan Druff(the owner) or anyone else the names of members like Kevin Blomquist as we are quite vigilant in exposing the truth!

    And lol at Stacy being a member! And the other Member with no profile pic is also likely a fake profile run by the Mitchell’s’s to boost the group numbers and post fake success stories!

     
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      The Boz: Sounds like bitterness Keithy and crew figured him out, took him for all they could and ran far away from him. I like to think we contributed to speeding up the process.
      
      zealanddonk: Another orf chrissy's faves Black eyed Peas "Lets get retarded"
      
      PositiveVariance: I agree, if he can provide the FB accounts to the members in that group, we can inform them about Chrissy. Should be able to get a few to drop out.
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    No video i have seen from yesterday.

    Already the end of the challenge Chris?

    Monday +43

    Tuesday +300


    aaaannnnndddddd.....?

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Told you he’d quit once his pea Brain gets fixated on something else, now it’s the Church of Chrissy the Sissy!
      
      The Boz: And who didn’t see this coming? He’s all over the board like the degenerate junkie he is.
      
      Forum Wars: ...and a loss. LOL.
      
      zealanddonk: Poor baby is all tuckered out after his marathon session

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    You can’t fix stupid”

    Christopher Mitchell·
    I have always hated going to CHURCH.
    It's boring and repetitive.
    Now before all the hypocritical so called Christians judge me, please read my entire post.
    I'm a thinker. A doer. A leader. A world changer.
    I don't have a JOB because I hate doing the same boring thing day in and day out.
    This is the same reason why I hate going to church.
    It's the same boring, religious task week in and week out.
    Here's a typical Church service:
    Everyone sings 3 songs.
    The Church gives the weekly announcements.
    The Pastor comes on stage and gives a sermon.
    The service is ended with a call to give your life to The Lord.
    Next week.....
    The same crap all over again.
    Churches are dying all over the world. THIS IS A FACT.
    Their doors are closing because people aren't coming.
    However, what's absolutely THRIVING on Sunday's?
    The NFL.
    Not only are 75,000+ people filling up stadiums every single week, but they're paying hundreds of dollars to get a seat.
    Imagine that Pastors.
    So, here is my suggestion:
    Give "THE WORLD" what they want.....
    Make going to CHURCH each week exciting.
    Have bright pink and neon lights and a disco ball operating throughout the service.
    Have an awesome Rock Band singing the songs.
    Bring in guest artists like Guns N Roses and Snoop Dogg. Imagine them singing: How Great Thou Art.
    Have cup holders on all of the chairs so people can put their beverage of choice.
    Have someone walking through the congregation selling refreshments like.....
    GET YOUR PEPSI, PEANUTS, POPCORN, WINE and COCKTAILS HERE!
    I'm being serious. Get out of your box and think differently.
    Embrace people to be themselves.
    Allow the hookers and prostitutes to wear high heels and mini skirts.
    Allow the drunk club hopper to come in with the girl he just had a one night stand with.
    Allow the drug dealers to come in with their tattoos and gold chains.
    You see, society (ESPECIALLY CHURCH GOERS) judges these types of people.
    However, Jesus does NOT.
    Jesus hung out with the SINNERS. If you don't believe me, just read The Bible.
    Instead of the Pastor preaching another boring, put you to sleep sermon, have him talk about WORLDLY things.....
    Sex, Money, Politics and Religion.
    I'm being serious. These topics get peoples attention.
    When the Church service is over, have JESUS gift shops that sell product and merchandise other than a freakin JOHN 3:16 t-shirt.
    OMG!
    I will never wear that.
    Instead of having t-shirts say:
    Repent Or Burn In Hell
    How about.....
    Jesus Made Me A Millionaire
    Oh hell yeah! Now you've got my attention. Tell me more?
    I can see The Vision.
    Instead of having beat up, sputtering Volvo's come into the parking lot, imagine seeing a line of Ferrari's, Escalade's and Aston Martin's.
    Newcomers would be thinking.....
    What the heck is going on here? I want whatever it is that these people have.
    You see, I'm a Christian. I always have been.
    However, I absolutely HATE religion, going to Church and seeing dead broke, judgemental hypocrites.
    If Jesus was still here, he would too.
    If you want "THE WORLD" to start coming to Church, then give them what they want.
    Show them how THE KINGDOM OF GOD can give them the big house, the sports car, lots of money and time freedom to spend with the people they love.
    Let them know that God wants them to be RICH and SUCCESSFUL and they're not gonna burn in hell for having nice things.
    If you will just read The Bible you will discover that the men and women in it were filthy stinkin rich.
    Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, King David and King Solomon were FREAKIN RICH.
    They lived in PALACES.
    They rode the Rolls Royce's of Camels.
    Anyway, all I'm trying to say is.....
    People are flooding into football stadiums, but not churches.
    So, copy what they're doing to get the people to come.
    Just get the people in the door and allow JESUS to do the rest.
    Goat Life Baby.🐐
    P.S. That's my kind of Church. Look below.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Well, you beat me to the punch lol! Yea this reeks of angry midget hate towards Keith and Zach! He even admits the Casinos are his new “church” but we already knew that!!!
      
      The Boz: Chrissy saying Jesus doesn’t judge gay porn stars and scammers, his 2 favorite pastimes.
      
      TheRivers: The post is now gone.
      
      RMS9: His post was written with the intellect and ideas of a 5 year old. Kudos, Chris, you have the same mental capacity as my 5 year old son.
      
      zealanddonk: Rolls Royce's of camels rep

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    Thinking this through and I have zero reason to doubt this number, even 40 members is $20,000 a month. Nice money for a scam but does show the pressure Chrissy is under.

    And shows why he is desperately pitching membership daily to make up for the churn a scam like this naturally has people wake up after a couple months of credit card charges and gambling losses with a system that GUARANTEES losses and then cancel.

    Add in his degenerative gambling, travel expense and it’s easy to see why the pictures of cash are long gone. He’s on tilt spending more and more to try and maintain the membership. He might get a cash infusion from the Booty Bash but time isn’t on his side.

    No time for us to let up on him! As a wise man once told me about a business competitor….”If he is drowning, you shove a garden hose down his throat.”

     
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      crudebar: simply amazing what people will believe just because they WANT to believe..

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    Quote Originally Posted by infuri8 View Post
    Hey guys---- so i was kicked out of Chris's group cause i didn't agree with something he said, lol, I am from the U.S.. I had plans to attend the mastermind and make money but i never made a dime since i started.. Others have made some money but eventually lost or had a losing streak / consecutive losses.



    This guy sucks up to Chris's ASS - https://www.facebook.com/kevin.blomquist.589

    Yes there is only 30 something members in the group ---- probably less now because most people i talked too were very unhappy ---- Chris did not help anyone in the group !! He was always BUSY!!
    If you are legit and were in his group

    why not ask him to show you his BOL daily win/loss?

    Why not ask him why you have to sign-up through an affiliate link in which he collects on your losses?

    Why not do a google search and see why it's mathematically impossible to win at these pit games?

    What did you think was different about him outside of him just telling you he is different, like every other scammer throughout industries.

    edit: lastly, shows what an idiot he is to kick you out of the group for a disagreement. Collecting 6k a year from you but so delusional he is something special that he can't even get out of his own way...

     
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      Tariq Reed: CM's ELITE Coaching Club is a private FB group, so no non-member could get a screenshot like infuri8 provided.
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    Quote Originally Posted by infuri8 View Post
    Hey guys---- so i was kicked out of Chris's group cause i didn't agree with something he said, lol, I am from the U.S.. I had plans to attend the mastermind and make money but i never made a dime since i started.. Others have made some money but eventually lost or had a losing streak / consecutive losses.



    This guy sucks up to Chris's ASS - https://www.facebook.com/kevin.blomquist.589

    Yes there is only 30 something members in the group ---- probably less now because most people i talked too were very unhappy ---- Chris did not help anyone in the group !! He was always BUSY!!

    If you paid him by credit card; call your credit card company and tell them you never made this purchase. 100 percent you will get your money back.

    Of course he was always BUSY. He was busy gambling away the money you guys gave him as soon as it came in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boz View Post
    Thinking this through and I have zero reason to doubt this number, even 40 members is $20,000 a month. Nice money for a scam but does show the pressure Chrissy is under.

    And shows why he is desperately pitching membership daily to make up for the churn a scam like this naturally has people wake up after a couple months of credit card charges and gambling losses with a system that GUARANTEES losses and then cancel.

    Add in his degenerative gambling, travel expense and it’s easy to see why the pictures of cash are long gone. He’s on tilt spending more and more to try and maintain the membership. He might get a cash infusion from the Booty Bash but time isn’t on his side.

    No time for us to let up on him! As a wise man once told me about a business competitor….”If he is drowning, you shove a garden hose down his throat.”
    A scam of that size for a man of his intelligence---he is doing really well outside of his gambling.(i would be surprised if he has even 1 month during all this that he has shown a profit at gambling)

    With the affiliate money and the events he could be pulling in 25-35k a month for who knows how long. All tax free.

    If he didn't gamble it all away he would most likely be the millionaire he claims.

    edit: if all those guys pay $500 a month every month. In which the more i think about it i find kinda hard to believe.

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    Yeah no he has no patience for anyone who goes against anything he says, very short fuse,
    And no he doesn't give refunds to anyone, people were often left wondering why they are paying the monthly fee when they are getting nothing in return.
    I guess curiosity got me in, although i wasn't in there long, You can match all those group faces to his fb profile friends list....
    I believe his wife is a slave, but very complicit, i was wondering why in the latest yt videos Chris says Stacey's gone shopping, blah blah, but did she ever come home with any shopping bags or anything? Was any money being spent??
    Alot of those faces will be attending the mastermind, i don't believe there is anything else left to teach at the mastermind though, Gambling comes down to luck and choices and no you can't avert a long loosing streak.... Maybe it's all only mindset something Chris preaches very highly,
    I think he should be a mindset teacher if anything lol, that's if he ever gave a damn or even spent time with the members inside his group...
    I do believe he wins sometimes in the casino but i couldn't comprehend how exactly he gets around the inevitable losing streaks...
    There is the rare comment or story of someone "doing well" both in his group and on his posts, maybe only "doing well" for a day or two, but a week or two later they will have lost it, lost the plot or both, lol.
    All strategy's i've learned both in his group or on Youtube will all fail --- There is no concrete way to beat the odds.

     
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      TheRivers: So were there months where the group did not win their $500 back? What did he do when that happened? How did he back out of his “guarantee?”

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    He has the 'guarantee' but he has ways around it i guess, I won't say too much cause i want to stay anonymous too as i'm watching him closely....
    I believe people have filed charge backs before... and its a great way to get the money back, i encourage anyone who joins to do it! He may even lose his merchant account that way!!

    The only guy who earns close to 1m a month is his scammer rat friend Lucas Longmire , who i am not friends with but i have observed this guy for some time!
    Hes doing forex and airbnb automation along with other things, i think Chris may be a heavy investor into his forex and "passive plays"
    Lucas is all over Chris for his money , you can see it from a mile away!! And they are both in each others asses lol
    I think Chris may happen to be a fake Christian... Anyway we know gambling is a sin and we seen him laughing at those homeless people in recent videos! things that Christians don't do!
    Another thing i wonder is why Chris owns no real estate IF hes really a millionaire, he would have more ....assets....houses... cars....things...! I believe hes addicted to the casino , and hence why he drags his wife all over the country! Chasing losses or giving back wins! He is barely staying afloat... and therefore not accumulating funds to buy any assets, this is obvious! I think the rolex is a deep fake,, His rolex friend hooked him up,, you can get some insight into what sort of character this guy is! I believe the watch looks fake anyhow.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: No way around the money back guarantee since he put in writing and spoke of it in the Business Bros Podcast. You have the right to sue, at the very least file a grievance with the credit card company
      
      RMS9: No question the Rolex is fake. I could spot that just from the pictures he posted once PFA started questioning him. We said jump, and Chris asked how high? He’s our fat, little puppet boy and we pull the strings.
      
      zealanddonk: He's definitely addicted to gambling, and himself
      
      Pickleball: @ RMS9, " he's our fat, little puppet and we pull the strings". LMAO

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    Quick question for infuri8.

    How did you find this site and do you believe other members know about it?

    And was there any “behind” the scene discussions of his past work and history with Colt and other studios?

    Also was it common knowledge he gets a percentage of losses back from BOL?

    Thanks!

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    Comments on today's FB post where he states: "Who you ASSOCIATE with is who you're going to become."

    (and someone asking for NBA picks and CM doesn't say he no longer bets sports)

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      TheRivers: This post has also now been removed….not just the comments. He is removing a lot of full posts of late very uickly after he first puts them up. Definitely seems like a man on the ropes.
      
      The Boz: Jesse Pinkman is from Breaking Bad, possibly a burner.
      
      RMS9: He spends the majority of his day monitoring his social media platforms to delete comments and block people. What a life the Billy Goat leads. He’s stressed to the max. He gets no rest as his scam has blown up in his face & spirals out of control.
      
      BedWetterBettor: So he went what 6 days again before going back on his promise of Never betting on sports? Haha, Complete Lie or worse Just a Bait and Switch!
      
      zealanddonk: @BWB pretty sure its a bait and switch, though with chrissy and his ease with lying who knows. @PL great catch of another deleetd post

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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Yea Chrissy has gone full retard with this church thing. Just some quick highlights I gleaned from it, more to come later…

    Hire GnR or Snoop Dogg to do 3 songs for a reasonable price tag of $20 million!?! Just so Pee Wee Prescott can enjoy hymns like Amazing Grace, How Great Thou Art and the Minute Man Classic “You Ready… You READY???”

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    He must be snorting Meth again to be coming up with these insane ideas and I’m betting this will be his big reveal at the Birthday Booty Bash. Of course he’ll need donations for this Mega Church of Chrissy and a collection plate formerly used to collect semen from the Minute Man’s big loads will be passed around aggressively!

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    InFuri8, thanks for the info please feel free to PM me, Dan Druff(the owner) or anyone else the names of members like Kevin Blomquist as we are quite vigilant in exposing the truth!

    And lol at Stacy being a member! And the other Member with no profile pic is also likely a fake profile run by the Mitchell’s’s to boost the group numbers and post fake success stories!
    I saw the post and am sad it got deleted because the comments were going to be hilarious.

    Running some numbers: Venue 50 000 people, Music act, with set up, working sunday, special requests, $5m total [on the low side, but its for church)
    Chrissy has to "sell" tickets at $100 minimum for this "concert" and then hope to get tithes or donations or whatever.

    Any normal person would just donate directly to charity at that point.

    Chrissy also over-estimates the cross-over appeal of certain acts.

    Finally, it was only a week ago he was complaining in video about not liking the sticky-icky being legalised, or its smell.
    I'm sure Snoop is going to be more than happy to help promote Chrissy's nonsense with that attitude.

    So, in reality, it'll be Stacey playing the bongos (she's already practiced on Chrissy's bald head), ULD on the tamborine and NVB playing the triangle, all while Chrissy sings "The King of Wishful Thinking".
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantom Limb View Post
    Comments on today's FB post where he states: "Who you ASSOCIATE with is who you're going to become."

    (and someone asking for NBA picks and CM doesn't say he no longer bets sports)

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    This is Chrissy's new strategy to deal with the haters, he's going to waste all of our time with monitoring his lol-fail FB page.
    To do this, he will spend 20 minutes shitting out some A grade nonsense, and risk alienating his loyal fans who comment only to see it go, while the combined group of PFA will just wait for one member to screenshot or copy/paste it here and we laugh.

    No no chrissy, your plan is excellent, please continue.


    Also, for anyone who missed the post he claimed he was at a mastermind event, usual blah blah blah, probably realised by saying he's still tugging himself off for $150k/month when the 2022 goal was $250k/month makes him look bad and deleted.

    Also hilarious that he's getting a "quick refresher" before his own mastermind booty bash.

    Apologies for anyone I miss in the rep giving spree, lotta good posts in the last 12 hrs.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Here’s an interesting character, Brian Levesque. Considers himself a Professional Gambler and “truth/fraud exposer” whilst following Chrissy’s stupidity of playing roulette for a living!

    Also the first description on his profile says “living man”? So if he is a scammer or using fake pics, he may be assuming the Identity or a deceased person(though that is just my theory)!

    https://m.facebook.com/100011237014596/


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    He quite often posts nonsense about conspiracy theories and other stupidity. However looking through his photos yielded these pics…

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    Which are from the same Exact Casino that another staunch Chrissy follower posts and look remarkably similar to the picture on SerpenTard’s IG page!

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    Now I’m not saying they’re definitely the same person as the dates and amounts don’t match and if you look at “Brian’s” photos the hands are from an older man and have dirt under the finger nails and more callouses from weight lifting.

    However they may be paid shills who pull this gambling for a living scam with Chrissy, Cheetos and others by posting these pics and comments on FB!

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    Quote Originally Posted by donkey View Post
    You can’t fix stupid”

    Christopher Mitchell·
    I have always hated going to CHURCH.
    It's boring and repetitive.
    Now before all the hypocritical so called Christians judge me, please read my entire post.
    I'm a thinker. A doer. A leader. A world changer.
    I don't have a JOB because I hate doing the same boring thing day in and day out.
    This is the same reason why I hate going to church.
    It's the same boring, religious task week in and week out.
    Here's a typical Church service:
    Everyone sings 3 songs.
    The Church gives the weekly announcements.
    The Pastor comes on stage and gives a sermon.
    The service is ended with a call to give your life to The Lord.
    Next week.....
    The same crap all over again.
    Churches are dying all over the world. THIS IS A FACT.
    Their doors are closing because people aren't coming.
    However, what's absolutely THRIVING on Sunday's?
    The NFL.
    Not only are 75,000+ people filling up stadiums every single week, but they're paying hundreds of dollars to get a seat.
    Imagine that Pastors.
    So, here is my suggestion:
    Give "THE WORLD" what they want.....
    Make going to CHURCH each week exciting.
    Have bright pink and neon lights and a disco ball operating throughout the service.
    Have an awesome Rock Band singing the songs.
    Bring in guest artists like Guns N Roses and Snoop Dogg. Imagine them singing: How Great Thou Art.
    Have cup holders on all of the chairs so people can put their beverage of choice.
    Have someone walking through the congregation selling refreshments like.....
    GET YOUR PEPSI, PEANUTS, POPCORN, WINE and COCKTAILS HERE!
    I'm being serious. Get out of your box and think differently.
    Embrace people to be themselves.
    Allow the hookers and prostitutes to wear high heels and mini skirts.
    Allow the drunk club hopper to come in with the girl he just had a one night stand with.
    Allow the drug dealers to come in with their tattoos and gold chains.
    You see, society (ESPECIALLY CHURCH GOERS) judges these types of people.
    However, Jesus does NOT.
    Jesus hung out with the SINNERS. If you don't believe me, just read The Bible.
    Instead of the Pastor preaching another boring, put you to sleep sermon, have him talk about WORLDLY things.....
    Sex, Money, Politics and Religion.
    I'm being serious. These topics get peoples attention.
    When the Church service is over, have JESUS gift shops that sell product and merchandise other than a freakin JOHN 3:16 t-shirt.
    OMG!
    I will never wear that.
    Instead of having t-shirts say:
    Repent Or Burn In Hell
    How about.....
    Jesus Made Me A Millionaire
    Oh hell yeah! Now you've got my attention. Tell me more?
    I can see The Vision.
    Instead of having beat up, sputtering Volvo's come into the parking lot, imagine seeing a line of Ferrari's, Escalade's and Aston Martin's.
    Newcomers would be thinking.....
    What the heck is going on here? I want whatever it is that these people have.
    You see, I'm a Christian. I always have been.
    However, I absolutely HATE religion, going to Church and seeing dead broke, judgemental hypocrites.
    If Jesus was still here, he would too.
    If you want "THE WORLD" to start coming to Church, then give them what they want.
    Show them how THE KINGDOM OF GOD can give them the big house, the sports car, lots of money and time freedom to spend with the people they love.
    Let them know that God wants them to be RICH and SUCCESSFUL and they're not gonna burn in hell for having nice things.
    If you will just read The Bible you will discover that the men and women in it were filthy stinkin rich.
    Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, King David and King Solomon were FREAKIN RICH.
    They lived in PALACES.
    They rode the Rolls Royce's of Camels.
    Anyway, all I'm trying to say is.....
    People are flooding into football stadiums, but not churches.
    So, copy what they're doing to get the people to come.
    Just get the people in the door and allow JESUS to do the rest.
    Goat Life Baby.🐐
    P.S. That's my kind of Church. Look below.
    There is no question in my mind that The Bloat is snorting coke or meth. My guess is coke because meth makes people look like shit. A typical meth addict has a horrible complexion and is skinny as a rail (definitely not the Bloat).
    I can see him jacked up on coke in the middle of the night and posting really off the wall stuff like this. After the church post, the horse post really appears that it was him who was responsible for it. Between creating both of these posts, one can sense that he is not giving much thought about what he is doing until after he has done it. Hence deleting both posts. Chrissy is a street person without a doubt. Look at the descriptions of the people who he envisions attending his church.
    In my opinion, he is about to implode. He is going to post something or do something without giving any prior thought as to the potential consequences.
    A sports book might not want him as an affiliate if they see crazy shit like this. Besides permanently losing his source of scam income, his actions could get him incarcerated or badly beaten. Let's not leave out the possibility of a coronary mishap aka heart attack. Either the coke or the desserts or both, plus adding some daily stress to the recipe, could easily cause an explosion of his ticker.

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    So CM appears to be in the "Executive" level of APEX which I think is $5k/month with a minimum 1-year commitment, so Ryan Stewman is balls deep into CM for $60K.

    And as for him implementing Ryan "Rolex Salesman" Stewman's business advice immediately, I wonder if that advice was to post crazy stuff on FB, insult people commenting on the crazy posts and then deleting those crazy posts.

    Definitely got his money's worth of advice for $60K.

    Ryan is smart enough to know that CM is a whack job, but hey, $60K is $60K so I have to respect the hustle, especially if it's at CM's expense.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Always wondered what exactly does Stewman do? Is he a hype man, marketer, MLM schemer or salesman. He would say all of the above but I think he is selling useless advice to mindless drones like Chrissy! Speaking of drones, did Brandon get Apexed???
      
      zealanddonk: Interesting that it is a 1 year minimum commitment given Chrissy was trying to sell a similar package, now I wonder if it was to fund this nonsense
      
      Pickleball: Does anyone honestly believe that Chrissy forked over 60K to anyone? I sure don't.
      
      The Boz: It was obviously Quid pro cum

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    BedWetterBettor: Always wondered what exactly does Stewman do? Is he a hype man, marketer, MLM schemer or salesman. He would say all of the above but I think he is selling useless advice to mindless drones like Chrissy! Speaking of drones, did Brandon get Apexed???
    Stewman has a background in sales, but APEX is basically just him as a ringmaster putting together both successful businesspeople and wannabees into the same room and then upselling them on various programs and investment opportunities that different members offer (real estate, crypto, Amazon stores, tax planning, etc) all the while taking a piece of the generated action.

    His schtick is selling access to people with more legitimate (sometimes) credentials and expertise than the average schlub like CM.

    Cheapest APEX membership is $2,500 per year, highest is $60K per year.

    But then you can pony up even more to become an "APEX Investor", so the grift never ends.

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    The great thing about Chrissy’s next MasterMind is that it will NOT give him a large influx of cash. Remember, most of these people already paid for this through Thrive Cart when they first signed up or back when he was low on cash and pressing all Elite Moron Members to attend so he could cash in. If I had to guess his Churn rate is between 2 and 3 months for each customer. I’m sure he will get a couple last minute sign ups before the event plus whatever “charity” money he collects at the event itself, along with, “Ah, I forgot my wallet” tricks. I’m sure he will walk away with something, but probably less than 20k, and that will likely get dumped gambling trying to impress the Rubes.

    It’s interesting new member Infuri8 brings up Chrissy’s merchant account. This is something that I have brought up before myself. It doesn’t seem to work as a traditional merchant account since Chrissy technically isn’t the “merchant”. The merchant is thrive cart. I’m sure They must require a deposit from Chrissy in order to cover any chargebacks. As a merchant you can get money from CC transactions to your bank account almost immediately.

    If he lost his merchant account with thrive cart, there are other companies that do this that he could join. The problem, I believe would be to convince his 30 members to resign up with the new company. With auto payment people are lazy, they will let their card continued to be charged monthly, but if Chrissy told them that he needs them to enter their info with a new company, I think most wouldn’t do it, as if that would be their excuse out of the cult.

    The great thing by using Thrive Cart there is a record for the IRS of every dollar he takes in. In my opinion he is bringing in enough scam dollars to get the attention of the IRS now. Let’s see what his “Tax team of Attorneys and advisers” thinks about that. The funny thing is he likely hasn’t filed a tax return in at least the last 3 tax years.

     
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      The Boz: I agree people are lazy with reoccurring charges but damn, it takes a special kind of stupid to ignore a $500 monthly charge.

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    @infuri8 please tell us you video recorded some of these " online coaching and online gambling events " each Sunday..... ??

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