Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

It may have already been mentioned, but the big theme from yesterday's nonsense video is "Everything is a plan, hurr hurr".

Essentially he happily lies about whatever he wants to trick the haters (recall the Macau story), and therefore nothing he says should be believed.

One should also assume he is lying about being a christian and donating to charity.

O and its likely Chrissy actually means this instead of trying to trick us into not watching his nonsense and not commenting on it, because as Druff points out, scammers love quiet compliant victims.

[BedWetterBettor]

…and spend thousands on 2500 sq foot suites that only the three of you are staying in (no they aren’t all comped I.e. the Trump and the Mandarin in Miami

…and spend $700 on a meal that effectively only two of you are eating (and I’m guessing rarely ever finish

…and spend ridiculous amounts on plane tickets you can’t afford

…and give whatever to Stewman and Craft so you can feel like you’re attached to other rich scammers.

Imagine how many landscapers and pool boys you might be able to pay otherwise.

How dumb does one have to be to keep thinking these strategies work? Has probably pocketed hundreds of thousands of dollars over the years with this simple and rather stupid scam(but it worked) and has almost nothing to show for it....the whole scam is just to feed his degeneracy.

3 Words… Chris Bird Brain!!!



Lol, his brilliant advice on how to not go broke is to stop playing and then Just start over with what little you have left?? Hahahahaha, he paid Chrissy for that? And since he claims he no longer pays the Colt Billy goat, Chrissy can’t be bothered to reply or even like his comment(the 1 like is from Mr. Harris). For someone so enamored with getting Little Kyle’s attention, he sure can’t take a hint! Even Brandon figured it out eventually!

What happens when you lose the next time and the next until it’s gone? Be like Zach and take out your life savings?? It’s mind boggling these buffoons don’t/can’t understand losing one day and losing whenever you decide to play again happens all the time in negative expectation gaming!

No wonder they are such ugly, fat slobs. They probably eat junk food for “comfort” after losing their pitiful bank roll and thinking “I can make it back, I just need to place bigger bets next time derrrp!”

[1dollarboxcar]

LOL,LMAO,LMBO...
KRISSY THE SISSY STARTS AT $100 FOR HIS 100 TO $1000 CHALLENGE, WE SEE HIM WIN $15 IN HIS FIRST VIDEO, THEN MIRACOUSLY WITH NO DOCUMENTATION HE STARTS HIS SECOND VIDEO WITH $4OO AND GOES TO $500, I THOUGHT DOCUMENTATION BEATS CONVERSATION !!?? THEN FOR HIS 3RD VIDEO STARTING BALANCE IS $850 ??
I WONDER WHY HE DIDN'T DOCUMENT THESE MISSING WINNINGS ON VIDEO LOL !!??? WHY NOT SHOW THE HISTORY BUTTTON OF THESE SUPPOSED WINNINGS ??!!

KRISSY THE DEGEN DONKED IT ALL OFF AGAIN AND WENT BUSTO... HAD TO RELOAD HIS BOL ACCOUNT YET AGAIN... IN TOTAL WE SEE HIM WIN $265 AND MY GUESS IS HE DONKED OFF ABOUT $1000 TRYING TO GET THAT BALANCE TO 1K AND ONLY SHOWED THESE COUPLE OF "WINNING SESSIONS"....

KRISSY, IF YOU WON THAT MISSING MONEY LEGITIMATELY , WHERE IS THE DOCUMENTATION ??

KRISSY YOU'RE A LITTLE FAG BOY SISSY GAMBLING DEGENERATE AND IT COST YOU $735 TO TRY AND SHOW YOURSELF FAKING FROM GOING 100 TO 1000 $$

+265 ( is all you documented ) minus - the 1k in BOL reloads = ( -735 ) net loss .... that there folks is some Krissy math from the MATHEMATICIAN and GREATEST GAMBLER OF ALL TIME....

[crudebar]

Did Chris really say "he is smarter then anyone gives him credit for...?"

He plays -ev games for everything he has...can he literally be any dumber? Unless he is faking having nothing and gambling at pit games(lol) he is equally as smart as credited.

[BedWetterBettor]

Even the saps in the comment section are making requests for him to show his betting and transaction history to prove he did turn that $100 into $1000 instead of just redepositing after he loses, like he’s done before!



And he’s actually delusional enough to promise you will make $250,000 by hiring him as your personal gambling coach! All you have to do is pay him… $5000 a month for a Full Year!! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!



Nobody would pay this moron 5 cents a month, except the old geezers at Colt! But he had to drop his pants and whack off for their amusement!



How about this deal Kyle, you agree to make the sucker… errrr “client” the sum of $250,000 first and then they pay you 50K from it as your fee? I mean it’s guaranteed right Billy goat? Just use your super duper elite Masturbator secret strategy that you conveniently never film yourself using. The one that is probably the same old bullshit you’ve been pedaling for 3 years straight, the one that caused Zach , Brandon, TJ, Cia and Demetrius to all go Broke like you!!!

[1dollarboxcar]

COME ON KRISSY THE SISSY , LETS SEE WHAT A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE CHRISTMASS TREE LOOKS LIKE !! THERE MUST BE HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF GIFTS UNDER THAT TREE FOR LIL BABY GOAT AND SKANKY STACY.... LMAO .... YOU'RE PURE FUCKING SCUM !!

[zealanddonk]

Did Chris really say "he is smarter then anyone gives him credit for...?"

He plays -ev games for everything he has...can he literally be any dumber? Unless he is faking having nothing and gambling at pit games(lol) he is equally as smart as credited.

Yes, but most of us give him credit as Borderline (https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php...did=1128036981) He could easily be smarter than we credit him and be just "Dull".
Levine and Marks 1928 IQ classification[60][61]
IQ Range ("ratio IQ") IQ Classification
175 and over Precocious
150–174 Very superior
125–149 Superior
115–124 Very bright
105–114 Bright
95–104 Average
85–94 Dull
75–84 Borderline
50–74 Morons
25–49 Imbeciles
0–24 Idiots


I'd play -Ev games too if it increased my overall income dramatically, however the evidence strongly suggests he just gets his money and fucks it away.
and what he does spend it on is wasteful such as two LOLexs that he doesnt like or understand and steroids .

As said I'm not an expert on LOLexs, however I would think they come with an instruction manual that clearly explains how to get them powered [wear it and/or wind it].

[Phantom Limb]

Teeny Peter Popoff has a new vid today. Dressed in doggy erection red and playing roulette.

I'll let ZD have at it but just more nonsense. He does now claim to be a professional investor.

He's in that stage of melting down where he's kind of mellow but, man, he's broken.

[TheRivers]

Seriously, how many high schools have you ever heard of where a teacher assigns a paper on “what you want to be when you grow up?”

Elementary School…sure. High School…no chance.

But hey…Chrissy said it so it must be the “honest to God truth.”

[BedWetterBettor]

Seriously, how many high schools have you ever heard of where a teacher assigns a paper on “what you want to be when you grow up?”

Elementary School…sure. High School…no chance.

But hey…Chrissy said it so it must be the “honest to God truth.”

Yep he let a Freudian slip about how he thought he was a millionaire even when he was homeless. Which explains his way of thinking to this day. He convinced himself if thinks he’s a millionaire, one day he’ll be one. That one day is now at 7,657 days and counting… lol millionaire who can’t buy a second car or a house! Hahahahaha!!

[RMS9]

I must have missed a video where he was apparently talking about his Folex losing power and not working. Can someone share what that’s about? If so, that’s hilarious. A REAL Rolex is an automatic watch. All this means is it doesn’t have a battery and runs off your body’s movements. When you wear an automatic watch it’s constantly winding itself, and doesn’t have the need for a battery. Your “movement” is the actual battery that powers the watch. This is true of any automatic watch, and not just Rolex watches. If you don’t wear your watch for a few days, which is what dipshit does, because he doesn’t wear it out for fear of being called out for wearing a fake Rolex, it will need to be wound in order to regain power.

Did Chris really say "he is smarter then anyone gives him credit for...?"

He plays -ev games for everything he has...can he literally be any dumber? Unless he is faking having nothing and gambling at pit games(lol) he is equally as smart as credited.

Yes, but most of us give him credit as Borderline (https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php...did=1128036981) He could easily be smarter than we credit him and be just "Dull".
Levine and Marks 1928 IQ classification[60][61]
IQ Range ("ratio IQ") IQ Classification
175 and over Precocious
150–174 Very superior
125–149 Superior
115–124 Very bright
105–114 Bright
95–104 Average
85–94 Dull
75–84 Borderline
50–74 Morons
25–49 Imbeciles
0–24 Idiots


I'd play -Ev games too if it increased my overall income dramatically, however the evidence strongly suggests he just gets his money and fucks it away.
and what he does spend it on is wasteful such as two LOLexs that he doesnt like or understand and steroids .

As said I'm not an expert on LOLexs, however I would think they come with an instruction manual that clearly explains how to get them powered [wear it and/or wind it].

[zealanddonk]

Seriously, how many high schools have you ever heard of where a teacher assigns a paper on “what you want to be when you grow up?”

Elementary School…sure. High School…no chance.

But hey…Chrissy said it so it must be the “honest to God truth.”

As Phantom suggests, chrissy being held back 5 years isnt outside the realm of possibility.

In theory it could be a highschool assignment, but it would be looking for the student to highlight how they were going to get into their career.
As an example, someone wanting to be a mechanic might discuss trade school, apprenticeships, working for a relative who is already a mechanic and the like.

In chrissy's case he probably wrote "I go be rich!111!!".
When the teacher gave him a second chance and asked him to follow the instructions and explain how he was going to be rich he couldnt.
And for most of those assignments teachers dont care what career you pick, as long as you explain the key steps or processes.
Chrissy could have written "I wanna drive truck, see America, deliver stuff that help people, give blowjobs".
While that would still miss the requirements at least it shows he's put some thought into a career.

More telling assuming Chrissy is being remotely honest is this helps explain why he hates on schools and education:
His tiny narcissistic brain couldnt handle being told no, or being told he was wrong and had to re-do the assignment properly.

[zealanddonk]

Also of note, chrissy complained he didnt buy the lambo because he had fear he'd be pulled over.

Remember every time Chrissy claimed in a video he had no fear.
Remember every time chrissy claimed he did what he wanted, when he wanted with whoever he wanted.
turns out those were complete lies.

If he wants to drive like a big boy, go to Germany and drive on the autobahn [except that would require travelling the world which we have not seen any evidence of] or
go to a professional racetrack or
buy some land, develop your own road/racetrack and drive on that.

Remarkably there are very straightforward solutions for legitimately rich people
However Chrissy is afraid he'll get arrested for driving fast and who knows what else.

[BedWetterBettor]

I must have missed a video where he was apparently talking about his Folex losing power and not working. Can someone share what that’s about? If so, that’s hilarious. A REAL Rolex is an automatic watch. All this means is it doesn’t have a battery and runs off your body’s movements. When you wear an automatic watch it’s constantly winding itself, and doesn’t have the need for a battery. Your “movement” is the actual battery that powers the watch. This is true of any automatic watch, and not just Rolex watches. If you don’t wear your watch for a few days, which is what dipshit does, because he doesn’t wear it out for fear of being called out for wearing a fake Rolex, it will need to be wound in order to regain power.

As said I'm not an expert on LOLexs, however I would think they come with an instruction manual that clearly explains how to get them powered [wear it and/or wind it].

Don’t remember the time stamp, so you’ll have to sit thru it, happens towards the middle though. Perhaps ZD can take the day off and let me review it?

Also @Rivers this is the same video where he now proclaiming he will let you hire him as personal coach for a full year at a rate of $5000 a month. You just have to pay ALL 60K up front and he guarantees you will make at least 250K with his coaching!!! Hahahaha, just like Brandon, Zach , TJ, Rick Lee and Cia right Chrissy boy??



Also his latest trash video had this comment, so bets on if he doctors a BOL transaction history or just shows 5 whole days like last time??? I’ll give 3-1 odds he uses small sample size to make his tiny win seem bigger than it is. Just like he tried to make his tiny Weiner look bigger at Colt by spewing multiple loads in under 12 minutes!

[zealanddonk]

I must have missed a video where he was apparently talking about his Folex losing power and not working. Can someone share what that’s about? If so, that’s hilarious. A REAL Rolex is an automatic watch. All this means is it doesn’t have a battery and runs off your body’s movements. When you wear an automatic watch it’s constantly winding itself, and doesn’t have the need for a battery. Your “movement” is the actual battery that powers the watch. This is true of any automatic watch, and not just Rolex watches. If you don’t wear your watch for a few days, which is what dipshit does, because he doesn’t wear it out for fear of being called out for wearing a fake Rolex, it will need to be wound in order to regain power.

Don’t remember the time stamp, so you’ll have to sit thru it, happens towards the middle though. Perhaps ZD can take the day off and let me review it?

Also @Rivers this is the same video where he now proclaiming he will let you hire him as personal coach for a full year at a rate of $5000 a month. You just have to pay ALL 60K up front and he guarantees you will make at least 250K with his coaching!!! Hahahaha, just like Brandon, Zach , TJ, Rick Lee and Cia right Chrissy boy??



Also his latest trash video had this comment, so bets on if he doctors a BOL transaction history or just shows 5 whole days like last time??? I’ll give 3-1 odds he uses small sample size to make his tiny win seem bigger than it is. Just like he tried to make his tiny Weiner look bigger at Colt by spewing multiple loads in under 12 minutes!

Yeah I'll be reviewing yesterday's nonsense and today's nonsense a bit later.

[zealanddonk]

Roulette Casino- Christopher Mitchell Grows His Bankroll 900% In Two Days.

13.2k subscribers at the time of viewing:
This is after chrissy's 5 secrets video that was legit terrible, including goofy acting and a weird hurr hurr "OR AM I?"
That video also included claims he was subliminally adding thing, and he writes some scripts 3-6-12 months in advance, hurr hurr.

Anyways this is video 3 in his series "hurr hurr $100 to $1k.
As an update supposedly he will show his win/loss for the week.

Black cap and black G.o.a.t tshirt, balance is $854.27 [so another $300 added we didnt see].
This nonsense goes 27m.

2m27s Claims he was asked his minimum bet and he replies he doesnt really have one and is open minded.
This seems to contradict other claims about when he normally plays B&M, but as we've seen, itchy balls make for aggressive betting.

3m no idea when chrissy wrote this script, but probably recently as he is more prone to logical fallacies: claims if someone asks about minimum bet its because that person is set in their ways
Or, they are making polite conversation, or want to learn something from chrissy, but no, chrissy jumps right to hurr hurr I'm better than them hurr hurr.

3m29s Chrissy wins the bet, and doubles it. Claims hes always doing different things and that makes him the goat. Sure sure.

5m27 Chrissy bets $5 on 1st and 3rd dozen because he's betting in his own words "random".
5m53 claims betting 2 columns or 2 dozens is very very risky: in other words because you have to 3x your bet instead of doubling, hes run bad and fucked away a lot of money.
This despite his claims roulette is hella predictable.
Chrissy also has a bet on red, for 3 bets out, and brags when 2 of them win.

6m40s Neww dealer, claims old spins are irrevelant, then bets red to see if the streak continues.
Not sure Chrissy knows what irrelevant means.

7m50s Chrissy starts rambling that his last video was clickbait.
Claims hes a full time youtuber [despite shitting out 1 or 2 videos every 3 days on average, and those videos are generally below average]

10m35 despite previous rants about not wanting to meet people, Chrissy now sets something up by claiming everyone should want to meet him in person

12m more ramble about chums' club.
States in 2023 he'll change some people's lives forever: note he does not say he'll improve those lives, just change them.
Do you want to be the 2023 version of Zach? Sign up now!

13m40 Chrissy keeps yanking himself off about never sharign his best secrets in his videos:
So, if you've ever seen a 100% never lose video, theres something even better than that.
he repeats his idiot claim he wont share his best secrets because dealers and pit bosses watch
If casinos were that concerned, they'd just hire some schlub to join the chums club and share what they learn.
They'd also watch all footage of Chrissy at the casinos and watch his winning ways and analyse it.

16m07 Chrissy bets two dozens twice, and now has $160 and $160 out.
I wouldnt be surprised if he gives a cocksucker laugh and tells us he taught us a valuable lesson.

He has $471 left, so he'll be hard pressed to make a good bet if it loses.

16m 55s even though he wins he states this is why he wont make dozens or columns videos because he's risking his own money here
What happened to no fear big boy betting?

18m33s Now he's rambling he's a big risk taker.
His ability to switch characters and gimmicks so quickly is impressive to say the least.

19m30s claims the low rollers have been calling themselves that, despite chrissy's constant name calling.

20m30 Chrissy states he's been thinking about taking on personal coaching clients

22m Claims if you commit to $5k/month he guarentees A quarter of a million for the year
sounds like a ponzi scheme to me

He claims he'll interview potential candidates: Thats worth having someone from this group approach him for the interview,

While he has not stated it explicitly at this point, it is strongly implied the mark has to put up the $60k in advance.
What else is $60k? 6 months rent in advance for a $10k/month rental

26m40 chrissy claims his actual play time to make this $900 is 2 hours at the most
He seems to forget how long the three videos are to start with.

27m20s And this nonsense ends with chrissy claiming he's going to make millions and millions of dollars in 2023
Sure sure, why not.

Video is mostly calm, but nothing really new, so no real reason to watch.

[Tariq Reed]

This comment (and CM response) got posted today on yesterday's "I don't know how Rolex watches work, but I bought 2 of them" video.

Is this the first time that CM claimed a $50,000 value on a new wedding ring for Stacy?

He doesn't actually say he paid $50K, just that its worth $50K (like game shows inflate the value of their prizes).

Also since Stacy allegedly gets WHATEVER SHE WANTS, this must mean that a real house and a car of her own are not on the list of things that she wants.

But since we can't ask Stacy about this, we'll just have to take CM's word for it.

[zealanddonk]

In the past I have mocked chrissy for itchy balls syndrome.
Sadly today he posted a second roulette video which suggests maybe an itchy arsehole syndrome as well.
Unsurprisingly it has a clickbait title, because it seems hes desperate for that golden goose $60k sucker to buy his services.

He looks and sounds more and more like the leader of the heaven's gate cult, and the Nike shoes cant be a concidence either.

[crudebar]

They need to study Chris as he has proven everything we know about probabilities and statistics is wrong....that...or Chris is just a liar. Hard to say which one is correct.

[Money]

Goat life