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Thread: Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tariq Reed View Post
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    Speaking of Shame… looks like Little Kyle is back to the old tricks of proclaiming some sort of life changing news at the upcoming Masturbator Mind Meeting from Jan 8th - 11th. Ya know the one he Announced was INCLUDED in their $499 circle jerk off membership fee when he started extorting them for the extra $400 per month???

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    Since CM says that he's never shared this "valuable" information before with anyone, so that means that the $3,500 boat ride mastermind participants didn't get this info back in September.

    Why not?

    The choices can only be that CM was either withholding valuable information from these people and thereby cheating them, or that at that time back in September, CM did not yet possess this "valuable" information.

    However, CM says that it's taken him a "long time and A LOT of money" to discover this information, so by his own words he didn't learn this information AFTER the boat ride mastermind.


    I know that the elite coaching group and mastermind groups are made up of idiots, but if I were paying CM $499 per month and/or $thousands for a recent mastermind and he's STILL withholding "life changing information" from me, I'd be seriously pissed off.

    Yeah its real easy "Hurr hurr, dont trap yourself in the middle of nowhere with idiots you are trying to scam, hurr hurr"

    I doubt we'll see too many more boat rides with Chrissy any time soon.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: For scammers, 7 days are a LONG time because they’re always jumping to their next scheme and running from their past victims!
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Someone give me a link to this Daniel Olson guy's Facebook. I feel bad for him. I want to inform him what Chrissy really is.

     
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      Tariq Reed: Daniel Olsen's FB page was completely blank and unfortunately there are around 5 FB accounts for "Daniel Olsen" that are completely blank, don't know which one is his.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowRoll View Post
    i don't really follow this thread, but i used to hear it on radio and just went through browsing the past month of history.

    this guy is going to wind up on the news for something horrible.

    most of us that have been around gambling have met this type of before scammer / criminal. after years of delusion they either
    1) get help of some sort and live a semi-normal life
    2) cause enough chaos in their lives / minor issues with the law that force them to move along
    3) continue their criminality until it reaches a point where they suffer major consequences

    however, this guy also seems to be seeking fame by any means necessary.
    serious psychological issues and likely a serious personality disorder
    substance abuse
    history of sex work

    he seems to be completely delusional.

    this doesn't end well.

    and its perfectly reasonable to contact CPS if you believe his children are in danger based on the videos he is publicly posted.
    his child(ren) should not be a victim of his chaos.

    Well put. Couldn't agree more.

    He believes most of what he is saying. He couldn't have a higher opinion of himself...

    He is a text book sociopath and there has to be a fear there of when he starts to think the wife and kid are more an obstacle than an asset to his perceived fame and lifestyle.


    He was unhinged more than usual today. Losing that 2k(which might have been close to case money) which induced today's rant was pretty scary.

    edit: i look forward to when he has a 50 cent bankroll wins a 50 cent bet then proclaims how he just won 100 percent of his bankroll in 12 seconds and you need to stay out of the stock market.

     
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      Tariq Reed: 50 cents in 12 seconds means $150 per hour!! How many of you poor schlubs have a J.O.B. that pays $150 per hour? #bloatlifecash
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    The irony here is, if he actually cared about his family and did whatever it took to provide for them as he has stated numerous times, he would be a rather wealthy guy right now...

    Instead, this whole journey has been about himself and becoming this celebrity gambler. So he pisses off every cent on himself and his dreams and his dreams alone.

     
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      TheRivers: Exactly. If he did have the golden goose and its goal was to support his family there would be no need for any of this social media activity nor the coaches club and high mastermind

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    It was just so funny watching him with his $100 bankroll and screaming at the camera as if he was forced to do this...when in reality he started with $100 because it's all he has left til pay day.

    "I am a millionaire, i have no home, one car and a stupid looking watch and these teeth." "This is the lifestyle of your dreams!"

    It's just so sad. All these years and still close to nothing. Probably even less. Not even sure he can afford a long term rental place any longer. Has probably convinced the wife they don't need a permanent residence as they can just travel from casino to casino off their comps.

    Chris. If you read this, here is the god honest truth---you are a good salesman in part because you're a sociopath. You don't love your family because you are a sociopath. You are terrible with money and understanding statistics because you lack even a basic education. You won't be able to hear constructive criticism because you are a sociopath.

    Continue your scam if you want....but let someone else handle the money. See a psychologist. Learn if it's even possible for you to love anyone but yourself--if it's not divorce the wife and let her and the kid go

    Or continue down your road and a year from now, 2 years from now, 10 years from now you will still be filming YT videos in rented bunkers and comped hotel rooms. What a life!

     
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      zealanddonk: He's a scammer, he knows he cant trust anyone with his money, otherwise, this is a lot of good ideas
      
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    To fill the time before the next in Chrissy's $100 handjob challenge [yeah not holding breath we'll see too many more of those]
    Here is
    "How Did I Get Here?"
    Chrissy in a White nike hoody, thumbnail incldues his red clown shoes hes trying to get rid of.
    25m21s of likely nonsense with no gambling.
    13.1k subscribers at time of viewing

    As a note, this aired before chrissy's big meltdown video so lets see if there are any signs of the idiocy to come.

    Chrissy is unshaven and claims he just decided to turn on the camera and start ramblin.
    He gives the traditional cocksucker laugh after saying he went xmas shopping.

    1m claims he is going to be real, vulnerable and transparent.
    Yeah no, please dont.

    claims 4 years ago he was dead broke driving for Uber Eats in Columbus Ohio, driving a Hyundai Accent.

    1m49s repeats the very tired claim his wife was working 16 hours a day in the emergency room
    1m55 clarifies they were RENTING, and paying $1800 a month for a 2 bedroom

    A lot of Chrissy's versions of this idiocy carefully state "lost our home" to imply they owned it, when we know they were renting.

    2m35s Chrissy claims that Stacey wqs making good money by "society's standards" (whatever that means) but she was massively in debt and fucking her money away on credit cards.

    2m45s Chrissy claims they have paid off all of their debts now.
    you'd think he would have clarified that they did that in the first year of him being a millionaire...o wait.

    m310s Claims you can go from the ghetto to a mansion in just 12 months, yet 2 full years of being a millionaire, hes renting?

    4m50s possible complete lie detected Claims he was good at math at school, yet cannot do simple (1/37) * (1/37) math.

    5m10s Chrissy claims if you count cards you'll get caught and get banned.
    I'm not sure he knows there are 312 cards in a 6 deck shoe, so he probably wont have that to worry about for awhile.

    5m20s Chrissy words things in such a way that he is implying card counting is cheating.

    6m Claims Stacrey has only been to the casino one time with him. [also this is the prelude to the $800 miracle]

    6m25s Chrissy claims Stacey told him she was filling for divorce on that fateful day
    This sounds like a new twist on his boring story: Can anyone recall if he has claimed that explicitly before?

    6m35s Chrissy infantilises Stacey by claiming she only wanted a divorce because "thats what mommy and daddy are telling you to do"
    No, she was probably tired of him being a broke ass mooch, who occasionally drove for Uber and had no work ethic.
    That and gambling away everything he could get his greasy paws on.

    Chrissy claims he promised he'd never gamble again if he lost.
    Seems like only a couple of weeks ago he swore off Sports Betting because he sucked at it then he fired off Fifa bets and lost, because he sucks at it.

    8m45s Claims he loved the condo in Vegas and it will always hold a special place in his heart......because it was close to lots of casinos.

    8m55 chrissy then rubs his teeth and says they were pricy.
    Still no sign of a car for Stacey.

    9m10s Claims he bought two diamond LOLexs.
    Oddly he doesnt show either of them.

    9m25s "We moved to Texas and I'm going to gloss oer most of the story, other than there were people God wanted us to meet"
    Yeah I wouldnt be bragging about poor broke Zachy either.

    Chrissy seems to gloss right over the Frisco Fiasco, and mentions hes paying $6k for the new bunker he's in.

    12m Chrissy starts rambling, and tries to imply he's bought the dream home and is paying $10k a month mortage, but essentially he'll be renting.
    claims he likes to keep some privacy because he has a stalker
    Chrissy forgets he doxxed himself with the burning of the baccccky cards in Frisco, so is very likely to do something stupid at his dream home.

    13m30s Chrissy claims it was a stretch to go from $6k to $10k a month but then claims hes making $100k a month.
    So much for him joining mastermind clubs that would get him from $150k a month to $250k a month

    13m45s claims he gives away more money in a month to the poor than he would make in a year driving for uber
    Except, we dont know how long he was driving for uber, and we do know his shitty work ethic means it wouldnt have been very much
    Likewise we see no evidence of him giving to the poor, AND he claims all his youtube revenue including tips goes to the poor.

    13m55s Claims one of the biggest joys in his life is giving to the poor. Sounds like he should watch some of his videos again. Also, the only times chrissy looks joyful is when he wins $12 or when he insults people like Mike Spratt

    15m36s Ding ding ding, mention of dead sainted mother

    16m chrissy claims "everyone" is talking about "The Great Depression" coming in 2023.
    Yeah I'm guessing when his money runs out he'll be despresssed.

    16m30s Chrissy the math genius does not know the difference between Recession and Depression

    17m10s Chrissy now claims hes made over $1m per year over last 3 years.
    Other than teeth and lolexs, what does he have to show for it?

    17m30 chrissy claims in 2023 he is going to double what he has accomplished in the last 3 years:
    I would assume that means he is claiming he is going to make $6m in 1 year or $500k/month.
    He cant do $200k in a month currently if we believe his nonsense.

    17m42s complete lie likely detected chrissy claims to have a friend.
    Chrissy elaborates, the friend is an ex-con form florida.
    Claims that person makes over $1m per month.
    Assumedly hes refered to Ryan Stewell or someone like him, since Ryan is open hes been in prison, just not sure if it was 5-6 years ago.

    I suggest Chrissy should go to prison for a coupla years, then he can come out (his own words) and start making that big boy money

    18m30s chrissy claims anything is possible if you believe it
    So, why doesnt he wish for hair, or his sainted mother to come back to life?

    18m45s He makes some weird comment about the viewer's family being in poverty for hundreds and hundreds of years

    19m45s Chrissy claims he'd love to help people get rich aaaaaaand watch his $100 challenge video filmed a bit later the same day or the next day where he rants like a complete idiot for a long time

    20m6s Chrissy claims you cant travel the world if you are poor: Yet we have not seen him leave the continental United States despite his claims of wealth.

    20m45s Chrissy stops rambling to show off his red clown shoes hes trying to get rid of.

    If only we knew Chrissy's address we could tell him to send his clown shoes to himself, since he wants to give them to someone poor.

    claims he isnt doing this to boast or pat himself on the back: This is what he claims is a $150 pair of shoes.

    24m40 He starts wanking on about paying $10k a month for a home (again wording it in such a way thats his mortgage payment rather than rent payment)
    He also knows he's stuck because if he claims they are buying it, he has to explain why he just dont flop out a sack of cash and pay for it outright
    I'm sure Tax genius Math genius Chrissy can explain that to us though.

    Unsurprisingly: This nonsense has 1.2k views and the Chrissy $100 handjob challenge meltdown has 2.3k views.

    There is almost nothing worth seeing in this nonsense.

     
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      1dollarboxcar: yet cannot do simple (1/37) * (1/37) math = rep x5 :)
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
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    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    no video today, he must of donked off that remaining $115 trying to complete his 100 to 1000 $$ dollar challenge.... i wonder why he just didn't use one of his
    99-100% guaranteed winning STRAGETIES..... LMAO LMBO at Krissy the Sissy DEGEN

    and Krissy if you don't know what DEGEN means, it means DEGENERATE as in DEGENERATE GAMBLER.... yup that's YOU !! and you probably donked off the Christmas money too. and poor Bubs will not be getting anything from Santa you ASSHOLE !!
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    Aaaaand there is day 2 of the $100 handjob challenge 34m 36s of nonsense.

    I'll review it in another post shortly.

    Quick edit: The start balance is $400 so unless he shows deposit/withdraw logs [which he wotn [/b] then this whole challenge is pointless.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Roulette Strategy For Low Rollers With A $100 Bankroll- Day 2.
    Chrissy wearing an ugly shirt.
    start balance $400.27 whcih means this video is completely pointless
    but lets watch it anyways.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    Roulette Strategy For Low Rollers With A $100 Bankroll- Day 2.
    Chrissy wearing an ugly shirt.
    start balance $400.27 whcih means this video is completely pointless
    but lets watch it anyways.

    You called it bro, reloads off screen and acts like he won all of it, lol!

    And it’s clear he’s trying to dress like his hero…

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    I give you… Fred Derrrrp!!!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post

    17m42s complete lie likely detected chrissy claims to have a friend.
    Chrissy elaborates, the friend is an ex-con form florida.
    Claims that person makes over $1m per month.
    Assumedly hes refered to Ryan Stewell or someone like him, since Ryan is open hes been in prison, just not sure if it was 5-6 years ago.

    I suggest Chrissy should go to prison for a coupla years, then he can come out (his own words) and start making that big boy money
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    https://www.facebook.com/luc.longmire

    This is CM's ex-con "friend" from Florida.

    Forex MLM guy and of course he's in APEX.

     
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    Roulette Strategy For Low Rollers With A $100 Bankroll- Day 2.
    Chrissy wearing an ugly shirt.
    start balance $400.27 which means this video is completely pointless
    but lets watch it anyways.

    Spoilers: Chrissy is a lot calmer than yesterday and tries a new strategy called bet on 33/37 numbers and still manage to lose

    Claims he hosted a chums club video where he made money, then a (non-recorded) session where he also made money.

    1m12s Chrissy claims he will win $100 in this session.

    2m50 claims he'll make another video later on tonight so who knows what his balance will be
    again, without videos of each session this is meaningless.

    Though on the plus side it means he wont be wanking on about it for 2 weeks as even the most optimistic projections suggested otherwise.

    3m35s chrissy claims he had one of the best live coaching sessions last night and he taught them a secret that will make them a fortune
    Assumedly this is different from the other super super special secret he's going to flop out at the January birthday booty bash.

    5m chrissy repeats his claim that 100% of his youtube income goes to the poor

    5m30s despite chrissy's other advice of only bet 1% of your roll at a time and blah blah blah low rollers blah blah, he bets $10 on 2nd dozen and $10 on 3rd dozen
    So throw out a 5% big boy bet and you too can win bigly quickly but remember, dont get greedy.

    6m40s Chrissy notes that there have been 9 odds in a row: So if you used the Zachy strategy with no triggers and bet against the trend, congrats you just went broke.

    7m30s chrissy starts rambling about yesterday's video and again falsely claims the commenter claimed the commenter did not have a big bankroll

    8m20 chrissy notes there are 4 reds in a row and states if he follows and there are 10 reds in a row, he'll make his $100 quickly.
    Chrissy seems to forget his statement recently that the probably of this happening is incredibly low.

    8m40 Chrissy claims his mind is his greatest asset. I thought it was his teeth or his LOLexs.


    8m55s speaking of LOL, it goes black, and Chrissy gets confused on his next bet.
    If he was playing triggers, he should bet even, except it seems he has given up his never lose strategy since starting his $100 handjob challenge.

    9m20s He's undecided so sits out: Will we get a nostradumbass prediction?

    9m30 rememebr excuses are for losers
    Blah blah blah lights in his eyes, making a video, blah blah blah
    Claims there was something in the last 10 spins he could capitalise on:

    10m19 We get treated to a "could go black, could go high" so he bets black.
    And it ladns red high.
    Chrissy rambles about his january booty bash and claims he will share a piece of information that will change your life like never ever before
    My pick is "hurr hurr, dont give your money to scammers, hurr hurr"

    11m15s chrissy uses one of his newer strategies called "bet 13% of your bankroll on one spin but dont be greedy" he does this with $15 on red and $20 on 1st dozen, $20 on second dozen
    11m33 chrissy states he hopes he wins both of his bets, despite there being three bets on the table

    and 32 red comes up, giving him $30.
    remember kids you too can turn $100 into a $1000 if you bet $55 and only get $30 back
    The dude is betting on 30 out of 37 numbers and still manages to lose money.

    12m15s Chrissy decides to go balls deep in this idiocy to show low rollers with $100 how to make $1000 by betting $75 on first dozen, $75 on second dozen, and $10 on red
    At this point Chrissy is more concerned about getting off on seeing "You won!" than he is about making money it would seem.
    He has 40% of his bankroll out on the table.

    12m56 sadly it comes 5 red so chrissy wins $245.
    chrissy then brags that this is known as balls of steel, in my country its known as shit for brains

    13m despite winning, Chrissy insults low rollers by saying they dont have the balls to do this and this is why they dont grow their bankrolls

    Why not just bet $30 on green and turn $100 into over $1000 in 1 spin?

    his roll is now $461 and ther are still 20 minutes to go, I suspect theres about to be a change in fortunes for our hero.
    He claimed he was going to bounce around, now he's going to follow the red trend [against the trigger strategy]
    At least he calms down and only bets $10.

    13m25 Claims he doesnt like plaing 2 dozens or 2 columns because it is very risky this literally less than a minute after claiming he has balls of steel, and has the better odds of "winning" than red or black based on amount of table covered.

    13m40 Chrissy wins a red $10 bet and gives us a hollar at ya boy: Note we did not get one when he won $245, but did for $20.

    14m13s despite claiming 2 dozens is risky and he likes to hit and quit those bets, he realises he's $19 from his goal, so bets $10 on 2nd and 3rd dozens each and $10 on red
    Give san exaggerated show me the money.
    Goes red and low, so he collects $20 from his $30 bet.
    This alone should show any normal person why this strategy is not good.

    15m11 Chrissy rebets, and only doubles the dozens, so he has $20 on 2nd, $20 on 3rd and $10 on red.
    he claims if it is working, why change it despite the obvious flaw in this strategy.

    15m50 As somewhat obvious to anyone who has seen more than 3 of this videos, Chrissy's red bet wins, and his dozens bets lose.
    This is probably why he claimed he had the highest win rate of any professional gambler, despite losing another $30.
    Hilariously if he had not gotten greedy or stupid and just stuck with red he would have made his $20 and fucked right off.

    16m15 chrissy still thinks this strategy is a winner so he bets $70 on 2nd dozen, $70 on third dozen, and leaves $10 on red.

    16m27 Chrissy claims this will absolutely be the last time he bets on 2 dozens
    I'm pretty sure he said that earlier, but transcription is off and I cant be bothered listening to his idiocy when he know he wont follow his own wisdom.

    bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 4 Black comes, Chrissy loses all 3 bets and is now down to $291
    For all you non-mathematicians out there, the odds on this was 18.9% not that Chrissy told us that.

    17m04 Chrissy now rambles outloud if he should risk it all
    I can see why he thought $10k a month was going to be a stretch

    17m21s despite less than a minute ago saying this was the last time he was betting two dozens, Chrissy tries to go allin by you guessed it, betting two dozens and red
    Also because he is a muppet $145 on second dozen, $120 on third dozen, $10 on red.
    $16.27 left if none of his big boy bets hit.


    17m28s Chrissy claims you have to have big balls. Did Chrissy slip into the Kyle Prescott persona?

    17m50s chrissy starts laughing like an idiot because he needed 13 or higher and it lands 13
    This gives him $435 prize and a total of $451 in his bankroll.
    Will he keep his promise of no more dozens or are we in for another wild idiotic ride?

    18m20s Chrissy claims he succeeds in life because he takes the risks.

    19m14s chrissy decides not to bet on 2 dozen but goes for 2 columns instead
    So, $11 on black, $5 on 1st and $5 on 2nd columns.

    Since that won, $10 on Black, $10 on 2nd and $10 on 3rd column.

    He wins a column and breaks even for his bet.
    Again, this must be why he has the highest winning percentage of any professional gambler.

    22m this is getting ridiculous even by Chrissy's low standards: $5 on even, $10 on red, $5 on first dozen, $5 on second dozen for $25 covering 33 out of 37 numbers effectively 90% of the table
    We havent seen our good friend Green Zero for awhile, now would be awesome if we did.

    22m Chrissy claims it'd be awesome if he won them all, despite it being impossible

    22m chrissy the sage tells us you can place multiple bets in roulette as long as they are small like these are, having forgotten he was just balls deep to the tune of $140 on a dozen and couldnt afford to get the other dozen up to $140.

    22m40s Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha again: Lands on 35 black, one of the 4 numbers this strategy did not cover
    Its almost like roulette is a -ev game.

    23m Chrissy states he knew he said he wasnt going to be ton dozens again, but decides to bet $25 on first and $25 on second dozen.
    23m he wins one of the 2 bets [keeping that high win rate alive]
    New dealer shows up and Chrissy claims the old dealer was pretty consistent: If thats the case why did chrissy keep losing?

    24m chrissy claims all of the last numbers are irrelevant.
    24m50 chrissy now blathers about 3 odds in a row 2 reds in a row, despite claiming less than a minute earlier those spins were irrelevant.

    25m30s Chrissy states he makes the same type of crazy aggressive bets ibn B&M casinos, just bigger because he has a bigger bankroll.

    27m45s A little late but our friend Green Zero makes an appearance.

    29m15 Chrissy claims some nonsense that in B&M he can see dealers going for hours without spinning Green Zero and then a different dealer will spin 3 rgeen zeros in 5 spins

    I calculate the odds of that to be 1 in 53 506 for just 3 greens in 5 spins, however the math might be slightly off.
    Given he complains about roulette spins taking 10 minutes each [lets be generous and say 5 minutes) that is once in 186 continuous days of play.
    Given he claims hes been at this nonsense for 3 years or roughly 1095 days it is possible he's seen it once live if he plays 6 hours a day every single day for 3 years.

    Alternatively, he's confused/lying (or my math is wrong at some point).

    29m Chrissy then changes the parametres slightly to "how many times have you seen a great dealer not spin a green zero in 10 hours?" [120 spins if we are being generous] or "3 or 4 or 5 green zeros in 10 to 15 spins?"

    My maths calculates the first to be 3.7% that green zero will not come up in 120 spins which is roughly the same as 5 evens in a row.
    As for the second, hurr durr, thats too much work for right now but I'm sure a mathematician can tell us.
    (It'd probably be quicker to write a computer program and simulate it at this point)

    31m27s Chrissy is close to his goal, notes the dealer is going low so $5 on low, $5 on even.
    Back to back 6 blacks lands giving him both wins, and chrissy repeats his claim that back to back numbers amaze him.

    32m Chrissy claims some people in his Chums club claim that gambling is boring. chrissy claimed he retorted that their jobs are boring and they dont change things in that.
    This coming from the gyu who just yesterday who said he'd stop the session if NVB woke up or if he got bored with it.

    33m16s Hollar at ya boy because it is over.
    Yes indeed. This video was hard work because chrissy kept making claims and immediately walking them back, and making wildly idiotic bets.

    Chrissy starts wanking on about documentation, forgetting he didnt show us $300 overnight.
    34m02 Chrissy asks how making $400 every single day from home would be, despite not showing us this.


    Oddly the location seems to be Biloxi.

     
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      1dollarboxcar: chrissy then brags that this is known as balls of steel, in my country its known as shit for brains = Rep x 10 :)
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    yep like ZD just pointed out, shows up in todays video with an extra $300 dollars in it with NO DOCUMENTATION, LMAO

    Krissy my dear boy the Sissy, this is not how these challenges work.... every penny must be DOCUMENTED and filmed , and not putting more money in your BOL account when the camera is turned off.... this is why the video was LATE today.... cause he donked off the $115 from yesterday, and had to RELOAD his BOL account and then had to make another video to hide his losing session.... PATHETIC DEGEN !! COME ON KRISSY THE SISSY DEGEN, LETS SEE 6-9 MONTHS WORTH OF THEM TRANSACTIONS OF YOUR BOL ACCOUNT, SO EASY TO DO BUT YOU WON'T DO IT ?? SHOW US THAT DOCUMENTATION FAG BOY.....

     
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      Forum Wars: 10x increase in bankroll using Think and Grow Rich? LOL, can't be done...which is why he is not showing it. This old Queen, just LOL

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    Chrissy posted on Fb what he claims is a donation receipt for $15000.


    So to clarify, he thought $10k a month for rent was a stretch, but can supposedly donate $15k without a problem.

    I'll leave it to others to post pix/discussion.

     
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    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Hey everyone,

    More proof CM is a liar. Well he donates thousands to charity including human trafficking???? Well someone who did that would know that today (Dec 19) was human trafficking awareness day! If he knew that he would have worn Blue today to signify his support and put a picture on Instagram with hashtag awareness! So let it be known this claim for greatness by CM, is just more BS? Have a great day everyone!!

    Bart

     
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    And as an interesting twist, two people commented on Chrissy's nonsense today that he didnt show from $100 to $400.

    Surprisingly Chrissy replied rather than deleting.

    Unsusprisingly Chrissy threw a toddler tantrum including a strawman
    "Only if I was your bitch and filmed myself every single second of the day."

    Except, as chrissy has repeatedly "shown", it only takes 30 minutes to make $100, so that footage would only take less than 2 hours.
    Likewise, since he doesnt stream live, its no real extra effort for him to press record when he starts gambling, and stop when he finishes the session.
    Then bang, upload it and done (yes I now it takes a bit longer, but the difference bewteen being transparent and credible vs being a wanker like this is huge).

    No one has asked him to film every second, which lets be honest would be tedious AND he films a lot of stuff that is a complete waste of time.

    Speaking of being a bitch tho, amazing that we point out he hasnt mentioned the january booty bash wasnt "limited spots left" then amazingly, its suddenly "limtied spots" left.

     
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    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    I think he’s so desperate for views and engagement he has to let some of these comments through. Ravi Sharma does have a great point, Chrissy should do a Christmas Present Master Mind live for his loyal viewers overseas! I mean he is rich and likes help people, a real Rich person with a good heart would do one free event a year online as it costs him Nothing but can provide valuable knowledge to his Simps around the world!!

    I mean this is a guy who dropped his pants and jerked off for $200 a day, so he should have no problem doing it for free to get thumbs up and subscribers that are legit, isn’t that worth it Kyle??

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    Better let that Australian guy asking for help how the last fellow Aussie wound up from Chrissy’s life lessons, wonder whatever happened to that guy??

    Of course he reads the posts calling him out and responds like an angry dwarf! So perhaps he’s too scared to do another live stream after getting ass raped on Business Bros Podcast!

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    Anyone want to get Zach on their podcast, I hear he’s reaching out to another former “expert” for help. Arrright??

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    hey Krissy the Sissy, since you are a " multi millionaire " show us that big ole lavishing Christmas tree, with the hundreds of gifts underneath of it that you bought for Bubs and your Skanky wife, cause you know documentation beats conversation....

     
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    Speaking of: chrissy has an FB post where he adovcates reading books.
    Oddly we dont see many if any books in the bunker, but we do know there is an idiot box in there.

    Likewise, the only books he seems to have read are Rich Dad Poor Dad which has some hella negative reviews and slightly dubious history associated with it, and I think Napeleon Hill which has some similar issues.

    Because Chrissy dances when we yank the strings I predict we'll see chrissy reading "The Grinch who stole Christmas" to a crying NVB.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Chrissy counts PlayGirl as a Book…
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Chrissy on edge again today and going after the haters. Even makes reference to this forum (but refers to it as Redit). He’s squirming in ways that can’t even be imagined.

     
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      1dollarboxcar: off the rails AHAIN !! we are definitely getting to him !! :)

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