Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[PositiveVariance]

I have had problems finding some of his live shows before due to youtube's interface, but looks like much like his first prayer session hes deleted it.
If you can put the link that'd be handy (or pm it to me).

Definitely on brand for Chrissy to be so so sick, then going to a mall though.

YouTube has started “shadow banning” a lot more Creators than they have previously done and what better person to do it to than Chrissy Itchy Balls Mitchell! I have heard a couple channels I watch regularly said it’s happening to them.

For example, go to the “Business Bros” account and click on “videos”. There is no Chrissy video. Now go to YouTube and search for it (Business Bros Christopher Mitchell) and it polos up. Hopefully they keep it up with Chrissy)

ZD, I can’t locate todays video.

[BedWetterBettor]

Yea sorry folks, it seems to have vanished, so he likely deleted it or changed it to Private.

It really was 35 minutes of nonsense and him asking the “viewers” what they want for ChrissyMas.

SerpenStar, WeeRobot and a couple of other regulars were posting on the live chat and again nothing noteworthy.

Much like those live slot videos once upon a time and Chrissy‘s claim of paying Papa Keithy 18K for the year despite only attending 3 of his Master mind events… this sad attempt for attention is gone faster than Chrissy’s dignity at a Corbin Fisher photo shoot!

[zealanddonk]

I do see chrisys has posted a 25 minute wankathon called "How did I get here?" [I randomly picked spots and no gambling observed].
Given how tiresome he is when he is praising himself when he is gambling, I"m sure 25 minutes of him without gambling will be even worse.

The only value will be if he introduces any new stories, or if its just sainted mother, bastard brother, driving for uber and God telling him to fuck Stacey even though Chrissy didnt want to.

[BedWetterBettor]

This latest nonsense is actually quite amusing and has easy to disprove lies starting with

1) Re-Tells the story of him and Stacy going to the casino that faithful day she gave in and relented that he’s gonna stop. As the story goes he bough in for $800 and walked away with a whopping $50 profit after going “all in” with his last $425. In today’s nonsense he claims he made $800 in 30 minutes, which of course he’ll Chrissy splain as “Hurrr I won the bet and walked away with $800, so it’s like winning $800 derrrp!” But he always uses deceptive language like a true sociopath, making the story re-telling today a…Complete Lie. Also pretty much confirms that his other stories of winning $1000, $2000, $585, etc. in less than 20 minutes are along these same deceptive term slants and they are also Complete Lies.

2) As Tariq stated above, he fails to mention paying $4900 a month for the Grosvenor rental, but he admits he was paying $1800 a month for the Ohio apartment. In the video below, masterfully done by ZD, at the 2:40 mark he states he pays over $3000 for that apartment? He’ll back pedal and state he meant combined with the Vegas condo, but he won’t explicitly state that in order to deceive people into thinking he pays 5K a month for each



And Little Kyle was nice enough to re-enact his favorite pose from the Corbin Fisher shoot!





He looks far more comfortable with his ankles behind his head than he does below with his little dick out! One funny moment from the live stream yesterday was he was asked how much he benches and squats, to which Chrissy answered he prefers to do squats… I’ll bet!! And he said he had bigger leg muscles than anyone he knows, well until he had to drop his trousers and be around taller, smarter guys with better physiques!

[zealanddonk]

LOL at Stacey telling the viewers to do something good for the world.

Chrissy really packed on the pounds after moving to Vegas and finding a successful scam.

[1dollarboxcar]

in todays video of " How Did I Get Here " i skimmed through it and did happen to catch where he says he is moving into a new home and will be paying 10k a month, doesn't mention a mortgage payment like he is making a purchase but rather it will just cost him 10k per month... just imagine a self proclaimed multi millionaire can not get a mortgage loan, and if he so rich and can print money on demand at the casinos and online gambling, then why wouldn't he just pick up a decent house for 600k or so ( i think that is what the current house he is renting is valued at according to Zillow ) ?? LOL

also in todays gambling video the first 7 min. or so is epically funny, he goes on a stupid rant about the " low rollers " and other BS degrading people but at the same time trying to make himself look superior.... epically stupid

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy, dressed in his best Smurf outfit, goes full retard and fully of the rails in his second video of the day! This time it’s a simple post by a guy named Mike Spratt asking him to prove that he can turn $100 into $1000. So Chrissy instead of ignoring it decided to put it on blast and berate what could have been another sucker in the Elite Chumps group.




Here’s the guys YT channel



And FB page…

https://www.facebook.com/601864694/

If anybody feels like messaging him anonymously and giving him some photo ammunition to clap back at the Colt goat.





ZD, you can have at this one as it’s full of Chrissy stupidity and derping!

[TheRivers]

I like how in today’s video he says that he had to “do the math” in order to figure out if he could afford 10K per month for whatever rental it is that he’s moving into next…and “it was a stretch.” Wait a minute…you claim to be making over 100K per month. If that’s true then your 10K per month rent should be a drop in the bucket now shouldn’t it?

He also claimed he has made over a million dollars per year for each of the past three years…yet he had previously said he was crossing the 100K per month mark for the first time ever less than 12 months ago.

Yep…the numbers are all over the place and don’t even come close to lining up. But what else would we ever expect from Chrissy?

[1dollarboxcar]

so in the previous gambling video he ended with about 2k and some change i believe, his Roulette Winning Strategy That Never Ever Loses series.... i would bet he lost his 2k with his stupid strategy of wait for the trigger of 2 things happening and then bet the opposite, if it was working so well why would you change ??!! and why didn't he show his history showing he withdrew the 2k ?? hmmm....

LMAO he donked off another 2k and had to scrape up a 100 bucks and throw it in his BOL account... i wonder what his excuse will be when he can't finish this 100 bucks to a thousand $$ challenge before he goes BUSTO AGAIN !! LMAO LMBO

Baby Goat explains perfectly how his Daddy scraped up this $100....

[Phantom Limb]

After today's unhinged video, the odds of this all ending with a murder/suicide have gone up considerably, IMO.

[Phantom Limb]

BedWetterBettor: Could be, that Mike S. guy lives 2 hours away in Abilene, TX. If he tracks down our little scumbag or even just waits him out at the airport when he returns from the Booty Bash in Jan, it could be Chrissy's last Birthday!

Good point! I was more thinking that, at some point, the domestic situation will likely stress this bald bastard to go Jack Torrance on the fam before offing himself. Narcissists are more likely to just do the murder portion, though.

[BedWetterBettor]

We may have a potentially powerful ally in this Mike Spratt fellow.

According to his FB info, he lives in Abilene, TX which is 2 hours away from Chrissy. He worked for the federal government, meaning he could be able to locate the little worm and get the government interested in him after he hurled insults against a former employee. And he’s an aircraft mechanic, so he could get access to DFW or whichever podunk airport Chrissy flies out of.




Here’s some possible contact info, if any one wants to reach out via a burner phone!

[Phantom Limb]

I probably watch too much true crime television, but I do have some concerns about the Mitchell clan. Chrissy DID throttle back a bit in his psychotic break vid and try to pawn off his rage as "sarcasm". So, for the record, I don't WISH any harm on his family but I do hope he and his wife are forced to get real jobs. That's punishment enough for scam folk.

[zealanddonk]

Ok, as it sounds like Chrissy's new video is must watch I'll do a quick review:
Sweet Jeebus, Chrissy already does a weird effeminiate voice almost like Norman Bates from Psycho within the first 2 minutes.
Literally who is going to give this idiot any money to join his chums club OR turn up to an event where he might nut off like this (yeah yeah he probably nuts off in other ways but we'll save that joke for later)
The site that Chrissy claims is reputable also "kind of robbed him of $2", in his own words at 22m45s mark.

Chrissy claims he'll be makign a series, assumedly $100 to $1000 but as we have seen many times before, he rarely completes these video series.
So, I'll go back to recording start and finish roll but lets not kid ourselves, he'll claim he made sports bets or played late at night and forgot to record it.
start balance, $100.27. Close balance $115.77
Roulette Strategy For Low Rollers With A $100 Bankroll. 36m41s of Nonsense.
13.1k Subsrcribers at time of viewing:
Chrissy in a blue hoody.

(Note if it turns out the white hoody who cares where I came from is the unhinged one I'll review that later or tomorrow).

Chrissy opens with a screenshot from his Green "day 5 never lose strategy" video.
Is chrissy getting meta suddenly?
Will there be a video tomorrow where he opens with a screenshot of him screenshotting the Green day 5 video?

Chrissy is unshaven, trying to look butch for some reason.
This never works for him.

44s Chrissy claims he had a hater comment from a couple of hours ago which is why he is starting this video.

1m25s Chrissy starts with a strawman against the comment that was very reasonable.
The comment points out that you can fuck away a $1000 bankroll quite happily if you mitchhalle and lose 8 times.
What about low rollers with only $100?

Naturally Chrissy is toxically insulting to the commenter (Mike Spratt) and strawmans that Mike stated "o poor o pitiful low rollers". Chrissy claims the low rollers like mike feel sorry for themselves.
Mike does not say any of that at all in the comment, he is asking a legitimate question.
As we know, Chrissy cannot tolerate being questioned

Chrissy already sounds like it is impossible to turn $100 into $1000, despite chrissy having a colouring in book that advocates 3% a day or whatever it is, and the good old colt days saying of inch by inch its a cinch .

1m48s Chrissy then claims he loves these "fucking douchebags" (his own words) after giving his cocksucker laugh.
1m50s Chrissy puts on a very strange effiminate voice and again strawmans that people have watched all 800 videos from the last three years and are still broke
Lets review: His last channel got deleted, so no, a lot of his viewers would not have been watching for three years.
He claims to have systems that are either 100% or 99% effective, so if people had followed they would be rich if the systems worked (yeah lets ask Brandon and Zachy about that) and we have only seen testimonials from losers, with the only real winner testimonial being Jeff the trucker.

Granted it is quite possible there are many winners who dont want to appear on camera but also, anyone who has previously claimed to be a winner has started losing.

2m40s Chrissy stops his strawman for now. I can only assume this has been building for awhile, and kept him up at night thinking of what exactly to say that could be this idiotic.
and remember kids, he wants you to join his elite chums club which is more likely than less likely to have you end up on a barrage like this

3m20 Chrissy claims he has grown a $100 bankroll to $1000 one hundred times before.
he must have forgotten to film all of those sessions because he could just show those videos and save everyone a lot of time

A slight problem with this nonsense is, he can afford to make as many idiotic bets as he likes because assumedly this isnt his last $100.
If he were to follow his other advice, his start bet would be $1 [or 50c].
Hes going to be a very busy boy turning that into $1k (77 days at 3% growth per day).

3m29s Chrissy starts yet another strawman rant: This time he assumes anyone with a $100 bankroll cant pay their bills the government is taking care of them, and they hate their job
Now I dont know the american system, but not sure how someone could both be taken care by the government AND have a job.

In NZ there is a benefit for very low income earners which means they can work and get government assistance under certain circumstances, no idea what the deal is in America.
Also, once you hit 65 you get a pension AND can keep on working (you do pay taxes on both the pension and employment income however).

As part of chrissy's strawman he claims people complain they cant get a break and he drops his second F bomb which is quite unusual because he normally saves swearing and tantrums for losing his 6th marty.

Now he claims he wasnt making excuses for himself when he was dead broke 3 and a half years ago
claims he took his head out of his ass, yet looks like its back up there in this video



4m27s Chrissy shows his balance of $100.27
He starts rambling that he must be technically cheating because he didnt take the 27c out.
ya know what would be good, him showing his deposit and withdrawal transaction logs


4m40s Chrissy claims he had a $4k bankroll 20 minutes beforehand and withdrew $3900.
Natch hes going to be screwed if he shows his daily win/loss logs, and he will probably have to if hes being legit with this challenge.

5m Claims he doesnt care if people call him a piece of shit (how many comments he must be deleting and why suggests otherwise).

5m15s chrissy claims his haters make him more money than his fans ever will
He loves that phrase, but his haters arent joining his chums club (well, that arent haters when they sign up...)

6m Chrissy claims he has a sense of humour and is a down to earth family man.
6m22s Claims sometimes people dotn get his sarcasm
If he was legit and sincere, he wouldnt be using sarcasm.

7m Chrissy continues the strawman that he wants Mike to call him the goat this is self indulgent to say the least

7m29 Chrissy starts with a $5 bet on middle dozen, and a $5 bet on top dozen
Supposedly this is for low rollers, but fuck any strategy, no triggers, just throw 10% out.

Chrissy wins his first bet and is up $5.
This is still going to be a looooooong road to $1k.

Chrisy claims at 5% a day you'd be at 1k in no time.
Yeah roughly 47 days.

Chrissy rambles on and doesnt place a bet.

10m18s Nostradumbass claims that first and 2nd dozen would be killing it
Maybe less wanking off, and more betting is in order.

10m 27 in a highly unusual move, Chrissy bets 1st and 3rd dozens, his usual strategy is middle + high or low for some reason.

11m20s Chrissy is up 10% and starts his ramble about the stockmarket
11m40s Chrissy incorrectly assumes people are hoping and praying for a 10% return because thats been the trend over 100 years.
No numbnuts, they are going for higher returns, the Great depression and recessions have lower that average.
As a mathematician I'd expect to him understand that, but again, lets be honest here.

1m45s chrissy claims the stockmarket is one of the dumbest investment vehicles you could ever put your money into
Translation, he treated it like Fifa.

12m Rejection breeds obsession
I dont know if Chrissy knows mike in real life, but Chrissy is absolutely ranting and making assumptions.

12m20 chrissy claims he never talks about what he doesnt want, yet blah blah blah haters, o yeah, haters make him money.

13m20s chrissy claims he is going to film until NVB wakes up or Chrissy gets bored making the video
At least most of his idiocy he has a financial goal, but in reality hes too busy watching NFL.

Chrissy slows down, bets $1 on red and loses.
Because he's been too busy ranting, he has lost track of how many times the new dealer has spun.

14m14s Chrissy shows us another new strategy called bet like an idiot, which I'm sure hes done at B&M casinos
Now he's betting $2 on red, and $1 on even.

Black even comes out so Chrissy loses $1 overall.

15m Chrissy rambles like the waterboy about not getting a bet out because....its too confusing?

15m4s classic "I was gonna bet red and it landed red"

15m56 Its not showing the wheel on the top left, Chrissy projects and claims the dealer also looks confused.

16m45s Chrissy again mentions Mike Spratt by now. Is chrissy going to send Mike an xmas present?

Chrissy has a $1 on red and on even.

19m24s Chrissy rambles about watching tv which he previously called the idiot box. Maybe he can sue the tv manufacturer for making him this retarded and actually become a millionaire

21m the issue with the roulette wheel is still ongoing [5 minutes later] so Chrissy offers some advice.


22m51 Wheel gets sorted, last bet was either voided, or there was a screen glitch.
Either way, Chrissy claims he was kind of robbed of $2 [despite this beign a reputatable site].

24m07 Crhissy refers to Mike Spratt being poor again
chrissy claims someone like Mike Spratt would complain, this is literally less than 2 mintues after Chrissy claimed he was kind of robbed

Chrissy starts ranting about getting over it, despite it being clear he hasnt.

26m30s Despite Chrissy this is a reputable site, he places a bet and gets a session expired message AND the top balance and bottom balance are different
Chrissy is a fucking idiot if he thought posting this video was a good idea, hopefully people download it for safe keeping

The booting from the room does get the top and bottom balances matched.

27m17s Chrissy is now moaning he had a $1 bet on even, landed even and he didnt get paid.
Remember low rollers, this is a site you can trust, and chrissy just got fucked out of 1 day's progress in the colouring in book

28m11s Chrissy's bet wins and he oversells that wow, he got paid, you have to have fun with this.

29m chrissy claims he has control on how he reacts to things remember this when he throws an F bomb toddler tantrum when his big boy marty bets lose

29m30s Chrissy claims he is now making $1 bets to show what its like to be a low roller: So why was he throwing around $10 opening bets earlier?

Chrissy goes back to insulting low rollers by claiming he isnt going to answer every question and people need to think for themselves
Yeah they wont be going to any live events if they think the host is an idiot or will nut off on them.

Its a good thing he started at $100 because he keeps rambling "up $13, thats 13%", now I know we wont be watching his nonsense when his bankroll is at $389 and he wins $7 and tries to tell us the percentage.

chrissy loses his $2 bet and gives us a poor man's mitchgalle, $4.50.

33m Chrissy claims we should appreciate him because he's real and transparent.

33m25 Chrissy claims he does these $100 low roller dumbass challenges.
Yeah, just how many has he done, consistently, showing daily wins and losses to show he hasnt manipulated anything?

35m Despite making videos for low rollers with $100, Chrissy claims if he was completely broke he'd get a $10k loan, go to the local casino and double it in 24 hours

[Tariq Reed]

For anyone who missed his comments, this guy Daniel Olsen is another nutjob who got booted from CM's FB page once CM woke up from his nap and saw what this guy was writing.

Daniel Olsen says he's on disability, $5,535 in debt and that he lost $535 following CM's betting systems (but he blames himself, not CM, so he's the perfect sucker for this scam).

He does ask 1 good question though and that's how does a person know when to stop betting once they're up any amount at all?

Should you stop at 3% or wait until you make 15% like CM did today, turning $100 into $115?

If someone starts with $100, gets up to $110, then goes down to $50.... were they greedy?

But they couldn't have been greedy, because CM went until he made 15%.... was that because CM is greedy or just because he's a mathematician and a professional gambler?

[crudebar]

Really? He is back again at $100 bankrolls? Amazing. All that scamming work and all he has to show for it are "free" hotel stays and rented property.

Should have used some of that money on an education for himself or someone in his family.

[BedWetterBettor]

Surprised the little shit hasn’t taken Daniel Olsen’s message and read it aloud on a video to shame the guy and poke fun.

Speaking of Shame… looks like Little Kyle is back to the old tricks of proclaiming some sort of life changing news at the upcoming Masturbator Mind Meeting from Jan 8th - 11th. Ya know the one he Announced was INCLUDED in their $499 circle jerk off membership fee when he started extorting them for the extra $400 per month???




What could this super duper secret announcement be??? Perhaps a showing of his favorite money shots in the Colt and Corbin Fisher movie reel outtakes??

He forgot his bankroll in Chicago and has to borrow money again from the unassuming rubes that show up?

Funny that his fear of loss tactic is always the “only 2 spots left” and IF those fill up, miraculously he has an extra spot or a last minute availability??

Or just another extortion scheme because he’s low on morons signing up and paying him in advance? The desperation is fantastic and I feel this will be the final straw for the few holdouts!

[SlowRoll]

i don't really follow this thread, but i used to hear it on radio and just went through browsing the past month of history.

this guy is going to wind up on the news for something horrible.

most of us that have been around gambling have met this type of before scammer / criminal. after years of delusion they either
1) get help of some sort and live a semi-normal life
2) cause enough chaos in their lives / minor issues with the law that force them to move along
3) continue their criminality until it reaches a point where they suffer major consequences

however, this guy also seems to be seeking fame by any means necessary.
serious psychological issues and likely a serious personality disorder
substance abuse
history of sex work

he seems to be completely delusional.

this doesn't end well.

and its perfectly reasonable to contact CPS if you believe his children are in danger based on the videos he is publicly posted.
his child(ren) should not be a victim of his chaos.

[Tariq Reed]

Speaking of Shame… looks like Little Kyle is back to the old tricks of proclaiming some sort of life changing news at the upcoming Masturbator Mind Meeting from Jan 8th - 11th. Ya know the one he Announced was INCLUDED in their $499 circle jerk off membership fee when he started extorting them for the extra $400 per month???

Since CM says that he's never shared this "valuable" information before with anyone, so that means that the $3,500 boat ride mastermind participants didn't get this info back in September.

Why not?

The choices can only be that CM was either withholding valuable information from these people and thereby cheating them, or that at that time back in September, CM did not yet possess this "valuable" information.

However, CM says that it's taken him a "long time and A LOT of money" to discover this information, so by his own words he didn't learn this information AFTER the boat ride mastermind.

I know that the elite coaching group and mastermind groups are made up of idiots, but if I were paying CM $499 per month and/or $thousands for a recent mastermind and he's STILL withholding "life changing information" from me, I'd be seriously pissed off.

[Tariq Reed]

i don't really follow this thread, but i used to hear it on radio and just went through browsing the past month of history.

this guy is going to wind up on the news for something horrible.

most of us that have been around gambling have met this type of before scammer / criminal. after years of delusion they either
1) get help of some sort and live a semi-normal life
2) cause enough chaos in their lives / minor issues with the law that force them to move along
3) continue their criminality until it reaches a point where they suffer major consequences

however, this guy also seems to be seeking fame by any means necessary.
serious psychological issues and likely a serious personality disorder
substance abuse
history of sex work

he seems to be completely delusional.

this doesn't end well.

and its perfectly reasonable to contact CPS if you believe his children are in danger based on the videos he is publicly posted.
his child(ren) should not be a victim of his chaos.

Exhibit A to send to Child Protective Services to show that CM is exploiting his child to further his gambling scam.