Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

And no surprises there, chrissy lasted three whole days showing his never lose strategy [granted theres 2 hours left if he is in Vegas but unlikely he'll post ]

Well, you’re half right! He posted day 4 but it’s back in the bunker at his tiny rented kitchen table with the blinds behind him.



Will let you rip it apart Z, as other then the 13K subs when it only had 6K subs less than 2 months ago, there’s not much for me to comment on!

[zealanddonk]

Morning Folks

Unlike Chrissy Bottoms unfortunately I am not a scammer and therefore not very knowledgeable in the scamming ways he employs.

Can someone tell be how his bet online scam sorry 😞 affiliate monies work.

For example if one mug loses and another wins does he get a chunk of the losses or is it a collective that if some win and some lose but overall it’s a net win and therefore he gets nothing for that month?

Of course we all know that over time all the cretins will lose but even a stopped clock ⏰ is right twice a day.

I'm not too sure either:

If someone knows how the $6k refer a friend money was calculated, that'd be appreciated for us British Commonwealthers.

[Tariq Reed]

Morning Folks

Unlike Chrissy Bottoms unfortunately I am not a scammer and therefore not very knowledgeable in the scamming ways he employs.

Can someone tell be how his bet online scam sorry 😞 affiliate monies work.

For example if one mug loses and another wins does he get a chunk of the losses or is it a collective that if some win and some lose but overall it’s a net win and therefore he gets nothing for that month?

Of course we all know that over time all the cretins will lose but even a stopped clock ⏰ is right twice a day.

I'm not too sure either:

If someone knows how the $6k refer a friend money was calculated, that'd be appreciated for us British Commonwealthers.

BedWetterBettor: I think it’s based on losses Per Person. So one winner won’t offset another loser. He just gets Nothing from any overall winners, but using his idiotic systems there wouldn’t be very many!

I think all player winnings and losses are added together to get the net gaming revenue in order to determine the commission amount.

If CM can get 1,000 people (low rollers) to lose an average of just $100 each per month, his commission could be $35,000.... not too shabby at all.

That's why his YouTube channel needs to get nuked because that's most likely where most of his new customers and revenue originate.

[goatlive]

Hi folks,

I am making Kyle Prescott videos on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@kyleprescott

Check it out. Basically I am just putting a oldface and always angry on CM for fun.

[zealanddonk]

Roulette Winning Strategy That Never Ever Loses. Day #4. [36m30s of nonsense]
Subscribers 13k so Chrissy has slowly grabbed some more.
I know Chrissy is an idiot, but he seems to be getting buried deeper and deeper in retardation as he films this series: He loves roulette becauses its all about probabilities, as so is Blacky, and Baccky which he seems to forget
Chrissy also makes some other idiotic statements in this video
Chrissy wearing a black hoody.
chrissy opens with his balance screen from BOL

Chrissy was also smart enough to cover his "Refer a friend" information.

3m40 Claims he might sound hoarse because his throat hurts
Claims he has flu like symptoms and has Sprite???? to help with that.
Claims ears are clogged so hard to hear (his own bullshit? NVB ooooking?)
Claims nose is congested.
Sounds like Covid to me.

start balance 2724 [Chrissy notes he does not have pen and paper with him].

5m chrissy sees 2 triggers and claims there are lots of options here [either Red or low assuming he is betting opposite the triggers]
He goes low.

6m30 Claims he went to five different casinos in 5 days and won thousands every day.
Given his previous video claims he banks off the profits, you'd think 5 dated deposit slips would help with the documentation.

Loses his $6 bet because it went high, black, even giving Chrissy all 3 possible triggers.

7m 15s NEW STRATEGY FROM CHRISSY
He doubles to $12 on Low and a new $10 on Red.
I feel he's referred to this as greed or idiocy in the past but cant place any particular video where he denounced this.


Lands low, so chrissy wins a massive $2 profit [$24 from his $22 bet].
Still black [5th in a row] so his new trigger is only Red.

"oddly" he only bets $15 on red, rather than the typical $20 or $25.
Probably confused.

Bahahahaha
Lands on Black 11 again [which technically gives him 3 triggers, but hes committed to Red]

9m19s Chrissy claims this is an awesome situation so decides to go from $15 to $35 as his rules normally suggest but slops on another $5 to get to $40, because its been Black 6 times in a row.

11m40s Chrissy rambles a lot when there is no trigger and eventually sits out.

2 triggers exist with odd and low being his 2 choices.
12m30s Becuase thinking is hard, Chrissy sits out.

12m45s Chrissy then complains that at B&M casino, it takes 10 minutes between spins because suckers betting inside numbers
In a video in this series Chrissy was praising the inside sucker bets because thats how the casino can afford to pay him

Lands back to back red 30.
Mathematician Chrissy starts a rant about why this bothers him

13m30s Chrissy claims it is practically impossible, despite it just happening, and despite his claims of how much Spinny he plays, he should expect to see weird stuff.

14m26 Chrissy claims it is extremely rare for the wheel to come up back to back numbers, despite the odds being 1 in 37 after the first spin.
I'm beginning to think chrissy has lied about being a mathematician.

14m47s Despite stopping short of claiming its rigged, Chrissy places a $9 bet after losing his $1 bet.
Surely, sitting out, betting $3, betting $6 would all be smarter decisions.

14m55 Chrissy is clearly on some medication for his Covid/Superaids/sniffles/whatever He claims he loves roulette because it is a game of mathematics "also known as probabilities". Yeah no, thats statistics not mathematics
Chrissy is so so close to getting to understanding -EV.

also, numbnuts forgets that all games at the casino are based on probabilities, and technically all sports betting is as well

15m19 "what makes me so good at roulette is its very predictable
The fuck now?

16m20s Blah blah blah started with $1000, will withdraw $5k or $10k and put in the bank blah blah
16m30s Claims B&M is more fun because his bets are bigger and you can print money and and and.

17m09s chrissy repeats his claim that roulette is so freaky predictable: This is after claiming its mind boggling that numbers can go back to back

17m40s Annnd after all of Chrissy's nonsense, Green Zero comes up.

Per his triggers strategy this means he needs to sit out 2 spins, but he goes back to his old "ignore the green zero" policy.
Whats the point in having a never lose strategy if you dont follow it exactly, given he mocks his followers who lose, because they do not follow what he says, exactly.

18m50s Chrissy lists exactly two things you can do after a green zero and claims there are lots of things you can do. He correctly states sitting out is one of them.

19m30s Chrissy states if he was an employee he would call in sick today and tomorrow, and claims "employees dont get paid for being sick".
I still get paid if I take sick leave.
Chrissy is bordering on advising people to stay home sick and gamble online.

Despite chrissy's claims of how predictable roulette is, it comes up green a 2nd time in 3 spins
19:58s Chrissy now asks the mathematicians watching to comment on how likely that is below

I'd calculate it to be 36/37 * 1/37 which comes out to just fractionally over 1 in 38 [odds of it not being green zero, then odds of it being green zero since we are starting from the point of the first green zero already landing]
Odds of this exact sequence between the ball spins are either 1/37 * 1/37 * 1/37 or odds of green zero, not green zero, green zero 1/37 * 36/37 * 1/37
So again, we arent talking unlikely numbers with it being either 1 in 50653 or 1 in 1407 respectively.

Granted my math might be slightly off:
Considering how many times he would have seen 3 spins in a row in his Spinny career, this should not be a surprise to him.

The 1 in 1407 is close enough to getting 10 blacks in a row, and we know hes seen that a few times.

Chrissy the mathematician claims its 1 in thosuands and thousands of happening
Given he didnt predict the middle number, he is well off in his "guess".

20m20s Chrissy makes a lame joke about betting the next one out will be a high number.
Natch it comes out low.

This video helps to show if Chrissy actually followed his strategy as written [2 triggers, bet opposite] it might actually work.
Reality is, theres not enough spins in a session due to sit outs and him rambling that we cant tell
BUT it looks great for new people.

Chrissy loses his next bet [which if he followed strategy he would have sat out]
There is one trigger, be high which he does to the tune of $171.

22m54s Chrissy says "hollar at ya boy, in advance".
Sadly he wins.


23m20s Claims despite all his health problems, he's printing money.

23m45s Chrissy starts rambling fricking this, fricking that because its live when he records, and hes the only one who does it.
You mean as opposed to all the slot streamers who stream live.

24m24s The triggers are bet black, odd, low, but chrissy decides to follow the trend and bet red for some reason.

Unsurprisingly, it lands on Black.
Chrissy follows his strategy and bets low.

25m Seems like theres some oooooooking in the background [shoutout to NVB ] but due to Chrissy's ears being clogged, no acknowledement.
Dont worry NVB, we acknowledge you.

27m54s New dealer, Chrissy claims all the last spins are irrelevant but instead of sitting out he makes a minimum bet.
Remember kids, Chrissy gives you his recipe for success and then shits in the mixing bowl when you arent looking.

28m some ramble where he claims he is a full time father and husband One of chrissy's big claims for playing online is so you arent in traffice for 2 hours.
Seems like only a couple of weeks ago Chrissy showed us a video of im driving for hours going casino to casino and lets not forget all the time he actually spends in casinos, and almost never do we seem them do anything outside of casinos or the bunker.

34m45 According to Chrissy 25 is an even number


So, some remarkably idiotic statements by Chrissy and we know the range that covers.
O and looking in the comment section: Seprentstar manages to make two idiotic comments himself.
Someone else asks "How you avoid getting banned from a casino betting company if you win consistently on roulette? Thank you."
I'm pretty sure we all know the answer to that, but lets see if Chrissy answers. I'm guessing he wont reply.

[Tariq Reed]

This guy commenting in today's CM video is the perfect mark for CM's scam.

He starts with $1,000, goes up to $1,200, then proceeds to lose $600 (and if he's playing on BOL with CM's affiliate link, he just donated $120 to the Mitchell family).

Instead of giving up though, he tells us he will just keep going with the $600 he has left, just using smaller bets.

This guy is also repeatedly calling a "Mitchellgale" a "Mitchelldale". Funny stuff.

[1dollarboxcar]

as ZD pointed out in his editorial in todays video, we have some back to back repeating numbers and a repeating green zero in 2 out of 3 spins.... all this happens in a range of about 10 total spins, but then asks the MATHEMATICIANS what are the odds of this happening ??!! LMAO, LMBO....

KRISSY, WASN'T IT JUST A FEW SHORT VIDEOS AGO YOU TOLD US THAT YOU WERE THE MATHEMATICIAN AND THE BILLY GOAT OF GAMBLING???!!!!

you would think the billy goat and the greatest MATHEMATICIAN would be able to calculate and articulate these odds to us???!!!

but nope you had to ask the dead beat broke jealous douche bags with J O B S instead.. CAUSE YOU CAN"T FIGURE IY OUT YOURSELF....

should of asked your Autistic son... i heard Autistic people are great with numbers.... ( this is not a knock on Autistic people, just a knock on Krissy the Sissy.... cause he's an IDIOT !!

[1dollarboxcar]

BedWetterBettor:" Speaking of autistic, Mumbles has a “premiere” tonight. Who wants to bet it will contain the prop money that Wars spotted recently and he’ll claim his YT subscribers sent it to him…arrrigght?? "


i'm not a MATHEMATICIAN like the BILLY GOAT.... but i would say the PROBABILITIES are pretty good.... lol

[PositiveVariance]

Morning Folks

Unlike Chrissy Bottoms unfortunately I am not a scammer and therefore not very knowledgeable in the scamming ways he employs.

Can someone tell be how his bet online scam sorry 😞 affiliate monies work.

For example if one mug loses and another wins does he get a chunk of the losses or is it a collective that if some win and some lose but overall it’s a net win and therefore he gets nothing for that month?

Of course we all know that over time all the cretins will lose but even a stopped clock ⏰ is right twice a day.

One of the things that greatly benefits CM is he likely has a lot of people that deposit and lose small amounts each month. This is much better than having a few people that wager huge amounts. This greatly reduces his overall variance from the Rubes that have clicked the link.

Yes, it’s all his affiliates COMBINED. So the chances that all his affiliates will have an overall net win, is almost nonexistent. Even the chances that all of them combined “break even”’ is also almost non existent.

In the event that his affiliates have a combined net win, it will carry over to the next month. For example, let’s say his affiliates combined WIN $10,000 for a particular month. He will start the following month “$10,000 in the hole”. But like I said with a lot of people betting small amounts it would be hard for this to happen. Now if he only had 10 Rubes that are on his link betting thousands each, wild swings can happen, even though the affiliate will still win long term.

Several days ago I made a comment on Cardsharks video about the Biz Bros. I estimated that Chrissy makes $8-12k a month on average from the affiliate link. Now that Chrissy showed the “$6.5k”, that number may be close to being accurate. I believe the number he showed goes from the 1st to the end of the month, then they get paid on the 15th of the following month. So the $6.5k being through the 13th or 15th of Dec. If this is true, with 6.5k being halfway through the month, he likely comes close to doubling that number ($11-$13k). I say come close since many people that can’t afford the money they gamble do so in the begging of the month when they “get paid”, and disposable income drops off throughout the month.

Maybe Cardshark will be kind enough to ask MM for us what that number represents, since MM used Commission kings as well.

Just my 2 cents.

[BedWetterBettor]

Found another one of the Chrissy worshippers. Not sure if he attended the Masturbator events but I remember seeing him at the 2nd Birthday booty bash


He’s another one of these socially awkward characters and before he met Chrissy he was doing movie reviews filmed on a Potato!




And here’s his FB page, has some really pervy and twisted links on it. Wonder if he’s just a sex offender that can’t meet people any other way than paying them?

https://m.facebook.com/617316960/


And of course there’s plenty of get rich quick posts because None of those could be fake , right???

[zealanddonk]

Aaaand Chrissy has another rant on FB about FOCUS, and slings mud at insurance brokers, real estate, crypto coiners and network marketing:

Isnt that Zachy and almost everyone that Chrissy has previously associated with this year, and in the last 3 months?

[Tariq Reed]

So this is the lady that suggested that CM visit Prescott, AZ recently.

She appears to have had some horrible luck trying to follow CM's recent "never, ever lose" strategy, possibly losing 12-14 in a row after betting opposite when a low number "trigger" told her to bet high.

And if she actually did that many Martingale progressions, she absolutely got crushed.

She moans that she should have used the "the trend is your friend" method instead and CM responds "absolutely!", even though doing that would have violated his "never, ever lose, bet opposite the trigger" strategy.

Anyone can look at roulette spin history (as CM does here) and say what you should have done, but it's another thing to guess right while it's happening.

I can look at yesterday's stock prices and tell you what I should have bought and what I should have sold, so I guess that makes me a stock picking genius.

[zealanddonk]

So this is the lady that suggested that CM visit Prescott, AZ recently.

She appears to have had some horrible luck trying to follow CM's recent "never, ever lose" strategy, possibly losing 12-14 in a row after betting opposite when a low number "trigger" told her to bet high.

And if she actually did that many Martingale progressions, she absolutely got crushed.

She moans that she should have used the "the trend is your friend" method instead and CM responds "absolutely!", even though doing that would have violated his "never, ever lose, bet opposite the trigger" strategy.

Anyone can look at roulette spin history (as CM does here) and say what you should have done, but it's another thing to guess right while it's happening.

I can look at yesterday's stock prices and tell you what I should have bought and what I should have sold, so I guess that makes me a stock picking genius.

Lea Michele [no H in first name] is a character from Glee, so given the Prescott comment and the claiming to have lost, wouldnt surprise me if she is a troll.

[zealanddonk]

Aaaand Chrissy comes out with day 5 of his no lose strategy.
Fortunately just under 20 minutes of nonsense.
13k subscribers, Chrissy dressed in green looking like the Wish version of the Grinch.
I accept Chrissy is probably slurping down cough medicine, not sleeping well, and generally unwell. Today's video seems to want to set the record for absolutely idiotic things he has said, and given just yesterday's nonsense, thats a high bar

Also, Chrissy puts a bet on red AND 2 dozens, he is defintiely fiending at this point.

Start balance $2885, claims he'll stop at $3000.

claims there is about to be a dealer swap out so hes going to be play cheap for the next 4 or 5 spins, despite there being all 3 triggers on the last 2 spins.

3m50s Claims he has to get up early in the morning and then bores us with his recent health problems.

Despite the new dealer, Chrissy goes black despite the new triggers being bet even, low, red.

As always with chrissy's videos, it just doesnt make sense.
you risk brain damage trying to figure out chrissy's daily inconsistencies

7m 50s and chrissy starts fucking around on the strategy, clearly ill and trying to chase that $115 profit asap.
So with 2 red high even triggers, meaning he should choose low, black or odd, Chrissy goes two dozens???
$15 on each with the only smart thing being one is the low first dozen.

Aaaand he goes high.

chrissy's balls are very itchy. It goes to 3rd dozen, so chrissy quads his $15 bets to $60 and $60 staying 1st and 2nd dozen.
So remember, if you are a low roller just gin off $120 in your second bet in a sequence.

9m30 Chrissy gives us two hollar at ya boy and the rarer booyah.

9m45s new trigger condition is now bet red, because Chrissy won he decides to sit out.

10m chrissy repeats his claim this is the greatest strategy he's ever come up with because there are so many ways to win except there isnt

Things improve to two triggers, but Chrissy was undecided [desptie claiming it is predictable] so he sits out.

12m01 Chrissy decides to bet red but also throws in he was thinking of betting two dozens as well [he just loves his nostradamus picks]

Goes black, but high so his 2 dozen bet would have won. O no, poor Chrissy guessed wrong [and didnt tell us which two dozens he would have bet].

13m40s Chrissy is absolutely fiending at this stage, bets on Red AND 1st+2nd dozen, with $100 out in total ($50 on red, $25 each on two dozens)
At this stage he might as well be betting inside numbers but hurr hurr thats for suckers, hurr hurr.

bahahahahahahahahahahahaha one of the 2 dozens lands, black, so he wins $75 for his $100 bet
Dont be surprised if he starts telling us of this wonderful new strategy called losing money soon.

7 blacks in a row
So, if he had been playing this as straight as he could, and just mitchelling red, he'd be up to 5 progressions at this point.
Of course if he just threw out this convoluted nonsense and played "the trend is your friend" he would have won 7 in a row.

14m37s $100 on red which if he wins means he clears his $3000 nalance goal: with almost 5 mintues left either he wins and wanks off for 5 minutes, or he loses so many possibilities

14m58s Nostadumbass claims he wishes he had made his dozens bets bigger well after the fact.

15m31 lands 33 black giving 2 trigger conditions, either bet red or bet even, also this is 8 blacks in a row and almost any low roller playing this system properly would be either wiped out or sweating their final spin

15m48s Chrissy doubles to $200, adds on $10 and gives us his "hurr hurr, bigger risk, bigger reward" He's already betting $200, so why not an extra $20, $25, $50???

16m04s Chrissy now tells us with his idiot strategy you can bet with the trend or against it???
So the two triggers are now just supposed to get you to sit out?

16m5s Chrissy repeats his claim that he is a mathematician despite not being able to figure out the odds of the same number landing back to back or not knowing that 25 is an odd number
16m14s Chrissy claims as a mathematician he knows the probability of red coming up now is much greater than it was 8 spins ago. Yes, he truly is this stupid

Sadly it lands red, he wins $420, and is at 2963.

16m50 Chrissy sees there have been 2 highs in a row so puts $25 on the 1st and 2nd dozen and notes that'll get him to $2988.
Given he often makes unusually sized bets to hit goals, why didnt he bet more to finish it this spin?

17m10s Chrissy repeats this is the greatest strategy ever, "its all mathematical, its a mathematical formula, its pre-calculated"
Chrissy really has no idea what those words mean.


18m15s Chrissy is still advertising his January mastermind event: Im surprised this has not already sold out. Given he hasnt told us if hes hiring a boat or how much better it will be than previous events. He cant even lie and FOMO it with hurr hurr only 3 spots left


So, if you like Chrissy making stranger and stranger comments about his math skills, this is the video for you.

[BedWetterBettor]

BedWetterBettor: "Nice one! Wars, with your permission I’d like to suggest that Drone make a video showing this before it ends up on a Mumbling video that will claims one of THEIR YT subs showed it to him… arrrrright??"

Absolutely! It's always available to members...would love to see UtahDrone explain the thinking of posting counterfeit money for the third time...

Well Mumbles did release a video, and of course it contains nothing new or useful! Just the scam man song and a clip show of thumbnails spliced in with the trucker blowjob Bob video clip!

Not sure if he’s still sick as reports from Double Jackpot have indicated or just lazy & out of useful info!

Speaking of Double J, he sure is posting strange videos recently of Houston Hookers street walking and attacking his car! I guess it’s more entertaining than him rambling in front of a brick wall, but even the new vids take forever to get to the “action”.

C’mon you creative evil geniuses, let’s get some good Chrissy bashing videos out there with all this recent Golden content! Here I’ll give you a boost!

[zealanddonk]

The "mumbles" video is 7 minutes, but as BWB points out, almost nothing of value, and definitely no "exposing" the 5 days of chrissy's latest strategy.
The one redeeming aspect of the video is an old clip of chrissy claiming online gambling is a scam.

[zealanddonk]

O Fb, the gift that keeps on giving:

Chrissy trying to get rid of a pair of big red clown shoes (he claims they are too small for him, but we know the truth)

Rather than selling them and donating the money, or donating them directly to any number of charities (I suppose they dont want his stinky shoes and general terribleness associated with them), he's trying to give them away on FB, but the catch is, the person asking for them, cant ask for them directly.

Also, he could have given them to Zachy or Brendan, except wait for it "free sucks, blah blah blah" or whatever nonsense he rambled in some videos awhile ago.

Who knows, maybe Chrissy is celebrating 4000 views on businessBros in only "2 weeks" putting it on par with his own nonsense that usually has the same number of views in 2-3 weeks.
Big difference is, all the comments on the businessbros podcast are there.
Also, Chrissy just needs 300 more to be the most popular live stream on busines bro podcast, looking good.

[zealanddonk]

aaand just checked the comments on the Day 5 video:

Chrissy had to comment asking people to like and subscribe.
Hes probably realised it looks suspicious to have 13k followers but less than a 3rd watching in a week and videos rarely getting to half subcribers watching (only 2 in the last 3 months have had more than 6.5k viewers]
Hes probably also realised the likes and comments are even less.

Tho given some of the idiot comments hes had today he's stuck between a rock and a hard place:
Someone suggested changing it to 10 triggering events because they've seen 12 in a row hit a few times, and 1 other person saying they donked off their roll to a 12 streak.
Remember when chrissy told people if they lose 9 in a row, time to quit. He'll probably be changing that tune shortly.

And Chrissy's chief nuthugger Seprentstar is there with unrelated nonsense.

[BedWetterBettor]

Awwww we missed another live stream from the Colt goat.

It’s basically just him walking around the Dallas Galleria mall and spouting nonsense for 35 minutes. The resolution is awful and looks like he filmed it on a potato. Maybe he borrowed the camera from that Erix Boyd guy? Lol, cheap quality phone for a cheap quality midget scammer!



He keeps asking people what they want for Christmas and 2 people commented… lol! Even Stacy was asked what she wants for Christmas and she claims she has everything she needs… except of course a Car of her own, a son who can read, write and speak in full sentences, a husband who doesn’t lie, a house they actually own, or how about one week where she’s not dragged thru an airport at 5AM and flying around to the same 3 casinos each time!

He also takes NVB to a toy store and asks him what he wants and NVB ooks out “No, No!”… Not sure if that’s his only response or he’s so used being told “No!” By both of his parent folks, he just repeats it out of habit? And NVB after much ooking, grabs a large toy which Chrissy proclaims Stacy will buy? But if he has all the money and doesn’t give her access to the bank accounts, will she be paying with food stamps?? He runs out of the store at this point and cuts filming claiming the internet in the mall is bad, before we actually see the toy purchase. They probably did buy it after taking a donation from one of those Salvation Army Santas took pity on this broke joke and his merry crew.

ZD, you’ve got your work cut out in this absolute bore fest. But my advice is to take the day off and skip it!

[zealanddonk]

I have had problems finding some of his live shows before due to youtube's interface, but looks like much like his first prayer session hes deleted it.
If you can put the link that'd be handy (or pm it to me).

Definitely on brand for Chrissy to be so so sick, then going to a mall though.