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    Anyone remember the last time he was at Choctaw or Winstar Casinos that are 1 hour from his rental place? Looking at his IG, it appears it was Sept. 17 , the day he rented the Lambo was the last visit to either one.

    It was also when Zachy the Lackey was filming him buying in and playing 2 or 3 hands that he lost or tied. Could the two events be the reason for all the traveling and why he hasn't been to either of those spots in months???

    As Druff and others pointed out, the cost to fly isn't exactly peanuts. And if you had a casino within a 1 hour and change driving distance, wouldn't you just go there to scratch the itch? It's possible the Goat of Colt was BANNED from his local gambling holes due to filming dealers and other personnel without casino permission. Much like he was banned from Bellagio and didn't go there for 8 months in 2021.

    And THAT might be the part of the reason for all the plane trips to the same 3 locations! He can't show his fat face at Choctaw or WinStar, so he's such a degenerate he'll pay for airfare and all the other shenanigans needed to make himself look like a jet setting rich guy. When all he'll ever be is a Broke Joke from Colt!

    I'm sure there might be other casinos in driving distance, but they're likely similar in appearance to Shit Holes like Tahoe and El Cortez that would make lousy filming locations.

     
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      zealanddonk: Chrissy was too busy rebuking Satan, he forgot to Rebuke Zachy

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    BedWetterBettor: Indeed, claimed he won 51K in Vegas, 46K in Chicago and 27K in Indiana... yet no deposit slips from his bank or showing of this OVER 100K in profit? COMPLETE LIE!


    yep, when he has about 60k or so we see the " i bought in for 50k and cashed out for 55k ( 5k made up profit ) " when in reality he bought in for 60k, didn't gamble right away cause he has to do a photo op with the chips and say " see folks i bought in for 50 k and made 5k cause here is 55k in chips " the other 5k is in his pocket, at least he has learned to take the pic / vid , before he losses it ....

    but now the SCUMBAG is down to about 12k , and has to play this bait and switch game on this lower level and i find it HILLARIOUS !!

    the sad part is , the suckers believe this bait and switch and can't put 2+2 together and figure out this is what he is doing....

     
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      PositiveVariance: Around the 15th he gets his affiliate commission for BOL and possible his YouTube money.
      
      PROUDBOY MAGA 2024: :)

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    Remember back when Chrissy did his in person coaching? When it was $1k? Chrissy and the Rube would “play” then do the testimonials with “cash profits”…

    I bring this up because, it would be incredibly easy for Chrissy to meet up with the marks and offer these meet ups on his YouTube videos, then obviously the “testimonials” at the end. Obviously he has thought of this, I am not giving him any ideas he hasn’t thought of. It all came to an abrupt end when he did it in Vegas, and literally overnight he changed his in person coaching to $10,000!

    My theory is Someone lost a lot of money and gave Kyle a beatdown. It literally went from consistent in person coaching sessions to NONE in the last 2 years. There have been Rubes like Zach, but I mean people he specifically found on YouTube for a one time coaching. Something drastic had to happen for him to do that and not go back to it.

    I remember the video that CIA made. This was one of the first videos that exposed his ass. This was just one customer and the losses for CIA and Chrissy were large.

     
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      Forum Wars: Yup!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar View Post
    BedWetterBettor: Indeed, claimed he won 51K in Vegas, 46K in Chicago and 27K in Indiana... yet no deposit slips from his bank or showing of this OVER 100K in profit? COMPLETE LIE!


    yep, when he has about 60k or so we see the " i bought in for 50k and cashed out for 55k ( 5k made up profit ) " when in reality he bought in for 60k, didn't gamble right away cause he has to do a photo op with the chips and say " see folks i bought in for 50 k and made 5k cause here is 55k in chips " the other 5k is in his pocket, at least he has learned to take the pic / vid , before he losses it ....

    but now the SCUMBAG is down to about 12k , and has to play this bait and switch game on this lower level and i find it HILLARIOUS !!

    the sad part is , the suckers believe this bait and switch and can't put 2+2 together and figure out this is what he is doing....
    We have shown previously he gets his affiliate payment on the 15th (or very close). I believe YouTube revenue is about that same day. He will likely show MORE cash by Friday. If he was a REAL Millionaire, it would hit his account and not Change his lifestyle one but.

    In a couple days he will be showing more cash, I say 25k-30k (total) or so. If he really had a lot of cash put away, this would NOT happen. You would not see this sudden increase. Chrissy is very predictable.

    He is no different than the 9 to 5ers that he mocks! It’s clear when payday is and when he “Gets Paid”.




    He has his sudden influx of cash then as the month goes on, the stack that he keeps in his POCKET becomes smaller and smaller as he gambles it away. We have even seen Chrissy possibly run completely dry as he clearly put 99 - $1 bills underneath a $100 bill to trick his viewers into thinking it was $10k. Why else would he do this if he HAD THE CASH?

    With Real Millionaires, their lifestyle and day to day activities don’t change the further away that it is from payday. There is no noticeable difference between “payday” and the “day before payday”.

    Back in 2020 and early 2021 the “paydays” and “Gambling losses” were very distinct.I believe it is still distinct but not as much since now he also has the elite Chums monthly payments and mastermind payments that come in at different times throughout the month. So he gets to nibble off of that as it comes in.

     
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      1dollarboxcar: :)
      
      BedWetterBettor: Maybe he had to finally PAY BACK that loan to Sugar Daddy Foster and is REALLY the reason he was so Salty on Skanksgiving and was glad it was only ONE day a year he had to pay the Tax man from Ohio!
      
      Forum Wars: In October he has a video (Robert Kiyosaki bs) where he claims to have 50k. Go to my post 2 below this one...you'll see proof he did not have $50k!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    Any idea where the Mastermind will be in January?
    He dropped few clues, I think one implied there was only one casino in the area.

    Basede on his recent nonsense about 10 best places he likes to gamble:

    i'm picking #8 Monarch, BlackHawk, Colorado.
    While it is not exactly one casino, it would fit with his current proclivities.

    Obviously some people will probably ask why doesnt he have it at his #1 favourite which is Bellagio [Vegas for anyone not familiar].
    i'm sure he'll have an excuse but as we know, excuses are for losers.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: I'm thinkin Lake Charles as that has cheap rates, cheap flights and a casino he can park them on Stadium gaming to film the action. Notice they never showed ANY gambling footage from the Boat trip? Probably got told NO FILMING!
      
      Forum Wars: +++
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    Guys,

    the last time we saw him displaying fake money was around the summer (the big $$$ comforter scene, right?) Well, he done fucked up since then and we didn't notice...

    Check it out: Remember the October "scare" video about Robert Kiyosaki predicting a possible civil war in 2023? Somehow I believe the Bureau of Engraving and Printing isn't gonna let Chrissy use multiple dollars with the same serial number on them. What's his excuse this time?!!! Didn't he tell us he was testing us or some other bullshit in his previous counterfeit bill videos?!!!:

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    At this point it might just be correct to think Chrissy is a little bit slow.

    Since he was claiming to have $50,000 in front of him, all we know for sure is he had a lot less than that in October. What a loser! Even after being caught by us display China Funny money multiple times, he still tries --- and fails!

    Just glad he wasn't trying to impress us, but rather impress upon us the value of his #1 Gambling Consultancy and how it can make us thousands of dollars in fake Amazon money too.

     
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      zealanddonk: no matter when we think Chrissy has hit rock bottom, he manages to go lower.
      
      1dollarboxcar: great catch !!
      
      PositiveVariance: Great work!
      
      Dan Druff: LOL!!! Busted again!
      
      BedWetterBettor: Nice one! Wars, with your permission I’d like to suggest that Drone make a video showing this before it ends up on a Mumbling video that will claims one of THEIR YT subs showed it to him… arrrrright??
      
      Tellafriend: good stuff
    Last edited by Forum Wars; 12-13-2022 at 10:21 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post
    Guys,

    the last time we saw him displaying fake money was around the summer (the big $$$ comforter scene, right?) Well, he done fucked up since then and we didn't notice...

    Check it out: Remember the October "scare" video about Robert Kiyosaki predicting a possible civil war in 2023? Somehow I believe the Bureau of Engraving and Printing isn't gonna let Chrissy use multiple dollars with the same serial number on them. What's his excuse this time?!!! Didn't he tell us he was testing us or some other bullshit in his previous counterfeit bill videos?!!!:

    Go to 1:05



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    At this point it might just be correct to think Chrissy is a little bit slow.

    Since he was claiming to have $50,000 in front of him, all we know for sure is he had a lot less than that in October. What a loser! Even after being caught by us display China Funny money multiple times, he still tries --- and fails!

    Just glad he wasn't trying to impress us, but rather impress upon us the value of his #1 Gambling Consultancy and how it can make us thousands of dollars in fake Amazon money too.
    Given his obsessions with sniffing, sorting and ironing his money, you'd think hed be able to spot something like this.

    Hopefully whoever he pays to make his documentary has been observation skills than Chrissy.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    There was also the bills that BWB spotted not to long ago, the bills that were clearly “yellow” that he had in a picture trying to pass as $100’s.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: And the recent thumb nail of the blue shirt n blue cap video “Massive Bankroll: the #1 secret to winning…”

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    Good find by Forum Wars for the Fake money.

    I went back and watched the money part of the video. I wondered why the counterfeit detection on the machine wasn’t alerting. I found the manual online. When the “UV MG” is displayed the counterfeit detection is on. On Chrissy’s machine this was displayed, so it was “ON”.

    This is the what he did. He claimed he had $50,000 total. He ran $25,000 real money through the money counter. Then he said “I have another $25,000 right here” and he picks up “25k”. This next $25k he DOES NOT put through the counter. It’s fake and with the counterfeit detection on it will alert.

    After watching closely, he is using 2 different sets of fake money lol
    You can clearly see 2 different shades of “money”
    You can also clearly tell by the picture below it’s fake paper


    It gets better folks…
    He put the “less convincing” stack of fake Money just out of camera view. When he picked it up he tried to cover the front of it with his hand, but I was still able to catch a good picture of what appears to be the word “COPY” or some other identifier of fake money LOL

    I think this top stack with the printed word(s) is the cash he cash used before on video.


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      Forum Wars: Good catch also! He is not a grifter with very good hiding skills!
      
      BedWetterBettor: OMG, how did this slip by? We’re slacking guys, time to make some videos exposing this! Drone, I’m lookin at you for help here !
      
      1dollarboxcar: another great catch !! :)

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    The more I see him use this fake money, the more apparent It is that the money he shows in the videos is likely all he has.

    $200k in bank account - No more in my opinion.

    I think before the masterminds he may have brought in 20k per month. Now that he receives the mastermind money through the Thrive Cart, he gets that at the time it’s paid by the Rube. I say that averages another 10k. My estimate is his total from all scams is 30k/month.

    The sad part? The 12k he is showing now is likley all he has. There is no way he would continue to show this fake cash if he had access to more. Before I would try to justify it for him. There is just no way I believe he has cash elsewhere at this point in time.

    My guess he gambles away about 15k-20k per month. Then he spends around 10k-15k on everything else.

    His gambling addiction will always grow to reach his income. He will be perpetually on a month to month basis.

    The great thing is even if he makes 100k per month. It would go straight to his addiction.

    Now that I think about it, I don’t believe he currently has the money to rent a house. Come the 15th, that may change.

    So yeah, Chrissy Mitchell the guy talking down to the “paycheck to paycheck” crowd is in the same situation except he is month to month on his finances.

    Chrissy, your Pathetic. You lose all your money gambling. You deserved to lose every dollar you lost. It’s karma for all the money you have scammed. If I ever see you in a casino I will laugh in your face!

    I bet Chrissy gets so heated when we expose his pathetic Buffoonery.

     
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      Forum Wars: What you're saying is definitely possible, PV. We could be witnessing him living off the only consistent asset he continously generates: COMPS. Explains the travel, explains the sour Shanksgiving.
      
      TheRivers: 30K per month would still be a lot coming in. If he’s disposing of that much each month between gambling and travel expenses that is truly sad.
      
      RMS9: The more you make the more you spend. Especially when it comes to gambling. With his degenerate mindset, he’s pissing away more and more each month with his 100% guaranteed winning stragedy…I mean strategy.
      
      1dollarboxcar: :)

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    Straight from Amazon folks…

    Same serial number and the word “COPY”.

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      Forum Wars: Well, that cements it. Just think about the willful desire to "lie" to his rubes and "want to gain" rubes. He even tells people to take a picture of his money from the video and visualize being rich like him! OK, we got took a picture!
      
      The Boz: Great work brother!
      
      Rockasilly: Of Cours its out of stock on Amazon, CM bought ALL of it. Damn way to be greedy CM, cant even let some plebs have some fake money.
      
      1dollarboxcar: great work again !!
      
      Phantom Limb: Good work, PV!

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    And of course the little liar runs to post a video to steer away from his showing his ass again!

    “I don’t ever lose”… just replaces the real cash with Amazon prop cash when he does! So for a mental Midget like Kyle, he might actually believe the fake money is the same!

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    And here’s the previous thumb nail I referred to where it’s clearly the fake bricks he used in the Focus on Money video fiasco!

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    No wonder he was whinier than usual and calling out the people that smartened up and quit his chum’s club!

     
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      PositiveVariance: The “brick stacks” are so outrageously fake looking, it’s downright comical he uses them.

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    I'm fairly sure he acknowledged using fake money quite awhile ago because he wanted people to see what big bucks looked like so people would be aspirational.

    I cant recall if its this channel or is old channel.

    either way, explains a lot given 1dollarboxcar and others have pointed out he hasnt been flashing "$50k" at the airport, and his buyins are a lot less than his standard $50k bankroll.
    Hilariously chrissy even commented accidently the other day "hurr hurr, only brought $10k with me".


    Anyways I'll review the next 30 minute episode of "Chrissy's never lose strategy that involves being confused and sitting out a lot" shortly.

     
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      TheRivers: The infamous “$100K” in one dollar bills video is indeed on his current channel.
      
      Forum Wars: +++
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    BedWetterBettor: "Nice one! Wars, with your permission I’d like to suggest that Drone make a video showing this before it ends up on a Mumbling video that will claims one of THEIR YT subs showed it to him… arrrrright??"

    Absolutely! It's always available to members...would love to see UtahDrone explain the thinking of posting counterfeit money for the third time...

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    Roulette Winning Strategy That Never Ever Loses. Day #3.
    33m27s approx Dated 13 Dec 2022.
    Subscribers 12.9k so no real movement in the last few days, which coincides with Chrissy travelling.
    This video is only watchable for chrissy's complete idiocy AND because he shows a win/loss record for the last 2 weeks at the 30 minute mark
    Meanwhile the Business Bros podcast has was on has hit 3.7k views in 13 days, putting it on track to overtake the current leader with 4.3k over a 3 month period.
    Over 600 comments on the video as opposed to just 8 for the current leader.

    Whatever money Chrissy spent on the business Bros podcast has been well worth it and will likely be the gift that keeps on giving for months to come

    Anyways, back to chrissy's nonsense:
    In the dark, wearing a Black Boss hoody, more of his amazing new strategy.
    Lets see if he plays like he did on day 1, OR if he plays it like he did on day 2 where it lost a lot early.


    3m20 Chrissy is already looking confused and talking confused: claims hes been using this strategy online for the last 7,8,9 days.
    Which is it chrissy, which day did you start this, surely it cant be too hard to remember.
    Also, keep in mind he's been travelling and having itchy ball syndrome in that timeframe.

    3m27s and he whips out an excuse for being flustered that hes making a video, blah blah blah.
    If only he had years of experience doing this already, o wait.

    3m30s chrissy claims if he remembers at the end of the video he'll show us his balance AND results for the last 2 weeks but keep in mind he's been travelling

    jump to 30m and he does show some documentation. He must have worked hard to get 2 whole weeks of good data [keeping in mind the new week only has 1 day because of the way the data is shown

    4m blah blah blah itchy ball syndrome means hes been travelling non-stop [except for those times when he is back home and his balls start itching again[/b]
    5m Chrissy claims to have made $5k to $10k a day [wheres the proof?] using his new strategies: Yet he claimed the trigger strategy only works on BOL. the plot thickens

    5m45s Chrissy goes back to delusional claims including how so many 3rd party publications have written articles about him blah blah blah and in his own words not broke douche bag haters on the internet
    Oddly he forgets to mention his recent podcast appearance for some reason.

    As part of his ramble he claims those 3rd party companies are reputable.

    6m 20s Chrissy slips up and gets confused if its Monday, the 12th, or Tuesday
    Guess the stress of printing money on demand is eating his brain.

    6m30s Claims hes made over $65000 gambling at the casinos this month
    This technically puts him on track for his best month BUT is still well below the $250k/month goal he set months ago when he moved to frisco and joined with Keithy.

    Completely coincidentally Chrissy then gives his cocksucking laugh which is highly correlated to when he is lying.

    7m 30s there have been very few bets and no specific mention of his trigger system:
    Chrissy does spot a trigger of 2 reds and 2 highs, so he actually follows his own rules and bets low.
    Bet wins

    Chrissy starts a long beg/rant about people watching his videos for free, not joining the chums club so donate to his tips.
    9m 45s chrissy claims ALL revenue from his youtube channel goes to feeding the poor, including the tips

    Chrisy claims $100 a month is enough to feed 30 children a day for 30 days.
    Other than the obvious of thats a lot of rice, and economies of scale, that doesnt sound right.
    But good news, Chrissy will show us another video soon where he stuffs well over $100 of food down his throat in 1 day.
    Speaking of we havent seen too many meal receipts lately with those big tips he loves to give either.

    10m43s Chrissy finishes his sermon, realises he hasnt bet for awhile, realises dealer has changed, so places a lazy $5 on red. [correct based on black triggers.

    10m58 Chrissy repeats he is making thousnads with this strategy at B&M casinos despite only 2 days ago saying it only works online and does not work at B&M
    sounds like a [b] complete lie/b] to me.

    12m30s Chrissy claims he was at the casino for 2.5 hours, spent 30-45m eating by himself, another 30 minutes cashing in and cashing out and still won $6100 because there were 6 tables and he bounced between them.

    12m54s Chrissy claims most people with college degrees arent making that in their job
    When Amazon restocks the fake money that chrissy uses I'll make a video of my boss giving me $10k for 1 hours work thanks to my college degree, because why the fuck not
    complete lie, but chrissy does it so why not me


    13m20 Chrissy claims he takes as much as he wants from the casino, but because he isnt greedy he only takes a little bit.
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    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Ok, I'm pausing the live review of chrissy's nonsense because
    Roulette Winning Strategy That Never Ever Loses. Day #3. chrissy shows "this week [lol] and last week's results in his account
    This starts at the 30 minute mark.

    As expected he also had 2 fifa bets that lost, including betting Netherlands: He must have been crying when they were down 2-0 and probably came in his pants when they got to 2-2 and he could almost taste the bet winning.

    O and Chrissy being the clown that he is, forgets that his documentation shows a stellar $106 for sunday and $56 for Monday.

    Those Elite Chums club members are sure getting value for money copying Chrissy bet for bet, unless he won big for them and then donked large amounts off when they werent watching.

    Hilariously Chums club members could be copying him bet for bet and still get their $500 because they didnt win $500.

    As a thought, it should be possible to go back to the videos he has shown, and the document shown and see if the balances change by the amounts shown.
    I appreciate because of the way they do the days that may not be possible, but should be indicative.
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    out of reps already today, but all great work AGAIN men !!

    i am pretty sure ZD will point this out in his 2nd part of todays editorial , but towards the end of the video Krissy the Sissy shows a weeks worth of his BOL history.... i wonder why he won't show 6 months or a years worth of history LOL ??!! come on Krissy do you really think we are that stupid, you show only last weeks minimal amount of winnings, you only show 1 page out of a 100 page book ?? come on Krissy lets see ALL the pages in that worst selling book....

     
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    also at the 29:56 mark in todays video he exposes his affiliate money , looks like they word it as "refer a friend" which is at 6.5k and some change, i wonder if that is for a week. a month or lifetime ??

     
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    missed the edit window by 2 minutes due to how mind numbing Chrissy's video was, so here is the full review

    Roulette Winning Strategy That Never Ever Loses. Day #3.
    33m27s approx Dated 13 Dec 2022.
    Subscribers 12.9k so no real movement in the last few days, which coincides with Chrissy travelling.
    This video is only watchable for chrissy's complete idiocy AND because he shows a win/loss record for the last 2 weeks at the 30 minute mark
    Chrissy also spends a lot of time sitting out.

    Meanwhile the Business Bros podcast has was on has hit 3.7k views in 13 days, putting it on track to overtake the current leader with 4.3k over a 3 month period.
    Over 600 comments on the video as opposed to just 8 for the current leader.

    Whatever money Chrissy spent on the business Bros podcast has been well worth it and will likely be the gift that keeps on giving for months to come

    Anyways, back to chrissy's nonsense:
    In the dark, wearing a Black Boss hoody, more of his amazing new strategy.
    Lets see if he plays like he did on day 1, OR if he plays it like he did on day 2 where it lost a lot early.


    3m20 Chrissy is already looking confused and talking confused: claims hes been using this strategy online for the last 7,8,9 days.
    Which is it chrissy, which day did you start this, surely it cant be too hard to remember.
    Also, keep in mind he's been travelling and having itchy ball syndrome in that timeframe.

    3m27s and he whips out an excuse for being flustered that hes making a video, blah blah blah.
    If only he had years of experience doing this already, o wait.

    3m30s chrissy claims if he remembers at the end of the video he'll show us his balance AND results for the last 2 weeks but keep in mind he's been travelling

    jump to 30m and he does show some documentation. He must have worked hard to get 2 whole weeks of good data [keeping in mind the new week only has 1 day because of the way the data is shown

    4m blah blah blah itchy ball syndrome means hes been travelling non-stop [except for those times when he is back home and his balls start itching again[/b]
    5m Chrissy claims to have made $5k to $10k a day [wheres the proof?] using his new strategies: Yet he claimed the trigger strategy only works on BOL. the plot thickens

    5m45s Chrissy goes back to delusional claims including how so many 3rd party publications have written articles about him blah blah blah and in his own words not broke douche bag haters on the internet
    Oddly he forgets to mention his recent podcast appearance for some reason.

    As part of his ramble he claims those 3rd party companies are reputable.

    6m 20s Chrissy slips up and gets confused if its Monday, the 12th, or Tuesday
    Guess the stress of printing money on demand is eating his brain.

    6m30s Claims hes made over $65000 gambling at the casinos this month
    This technically puts him on track for his best month BUT is still well below the $250k/month goal he set months ago when he moved to frisco and joined with Keithy.

    Completely coincidentally Chrissy then gives his cocksucking laugh which is highly correlated to when he is lying.

    7m 30s there have been very few bets and no specific mention of his trigger system:
    Chrissy does spot a trigger of 2 reds and 2 highs, so he actually follows his own rules and bets low.
    Bet wins

    Chrissy starts a long beg/rant about people watching his videos for free, not joining the chums club so donate to his tips.
    9m 45s chrissy claims ALL revenue from his youtube channel goes to feeding the poor, including the tips

    Chrisy claims $100 a month is enough to feed 30 children a day for 30 days.
    Other than the obvious of thats a lot of rice, and economies of scale, that doesnt sound right.
    But good news, Chrissy will show us another video soon where he stuffs well over $100 of food down his throat in 1 day.
    Speaking of we havent seen too many meal receipts lately with those big tips he loves to give either.

    10m43s Chrissy finishes his sermon, realises he hasnt bet for awhile, realises dealer has changed, so places a lazy $5 on red. [correct based on black triggers.

    10m58 Chrissy repeats he is making thousnads with this strategy at B&M casinos despite only 2 days ago saying it only works online and does not work at B&M
    sounds like a [b] complete lie/b] to me.

    12m30s Chrissy claims he was at the casino for 2.5 hours, spent 30-45m eating by himself, another 30 minutes cashing in and cashing out and still won $6100 because there were 6 tables and he bounced between them.

    12m54s Chrissy claims most people with college degrees arent making that in their job
    When Amazon restocks the fake money that chrissy uses I'll make a video of my boss giving me $10k for 1 hours work thanks to my college degree, because why the fuck not
    complete lie, but chrissy lies so why not me


    13m20 Chrissy claims he takes as much as he wants from the casino, but because he isnt greedy he only takes a little bit.

    14m Chrissy realises hes been yapping again and hasnt placed a bet:
    His triggers are 2 blacks and 3 odds, he hums and harrs a bit and then goes even.

    Chrissy the hypocrite moans he should be allowed to watch without betting, despite 10 minutes earlier complaining people watch him without giving him money

    14m30s Chrissy makes a weird comment that there is cash everywhere in his room but also he goes to Chase each day and deposits his winnings into his bankroll bank account.
    if only there was a way he could show evidence of that

    15m25 the math expert claims that $30 in 15 minutes is $120/hour.

    17m23s Chrissy has 2 triggers and brags "the great thing about this strategy is there are so many choices"
    Again no there isnt, in this case if its playing bet the opposite its either high or odd OR sit out which he has done a lot of lately.
    IF we extend it to "follow the trend OR bet the opposite" thats a total of 5 choices, of which 1 is completely idiotic, and 2 are against everything he said on day 1, and ended up losing on day 2.

    17m45s chrissy claims of all the roulette playing he saw tonight he was the only one that made money
    He loves that story but again no way to know that it is true or not.

    18m also claims he was the only one making outside bets.
    So remember kids, Chrissy is the world famous goat in his own words, and he is a great coach that people can watch him win constantly AND nobody decides to copy what he is doing?

    19m20 Chrissy starts a rant that casinos pay 35-1 on individual numbers because they know it wont happen very often.
    As always he is not considering expected value. Chrissy claims you are likely to lose 100x more times than you win

    Chrissy's brain is fried at this point.

    He claims the casino rakes it in from inside bets then gives it to him for placing outside bets.
    20m Chrissy claims this is just like the rich "me" taking from the poor, like everything in life"
    He then gives his cocksucker laugh.
    Remember despite any claim chrissy makes to being a good christian, he has zero empathy for anyone

    21 There is 2 trigger of even, so Chrissy bets odd and it wins.

    Chrissy notes there is now a 2 red trigger [the only option is to bet black] and starts rambling about whatever else the dealer may have spun because Chrissy was too busy telling us pointless stories.
    Interestingly it lands red, but Chrissy has not bet.

    Because it is red odd high, now there are 3 triggers, Chrissy mumbles its 3 reds in a row which is not a condition to consider based on the day 1 video.
    Chrisy claims now it looks like a streak of red, so its possible to bet red [this is idiocy].
    He however decides to bet low.

    Nostrodumbass states "remember if I didnt bet low I would have bet red"

    Chrissy now claims unless you are in the Elite Chums Club you might think you are using the strategy and losing but you are not really using it.
    The strategy as described on day 1 is very clear, with the note it needs refinement for the same number hitting twice, and what to do with multiple triggers [even a simple coin flip would be a fair way to split 2 choices].

    23m its now even or black, but chrissy has itchy ball because he sees 4 reds in a row so must bet red.
    So remember, the strategy is guarenteed to always win, and the secret is fuck you, fuck the strategy bet what you want when you want.
    Amazing.

    23m45s complete lie warning chrissy claims the number 1 request he gets is people want to gamble beside him and copy him bet for bet.
    No, the number 1 request is a hand out of money from Chrissy to them.

    ball lands 26 black so chrissy loses: if he had followed his strategy black or even would have won.

    24m10s No trigger conditions exist: chrissy mutters decisions decision. The correct strategy choice is sit out
    No wodner he found Basic Strategy in Blacky too difficult and had to use No Bust.

    25m10 Chrissy decides to bet red with no triggers, wins and gives us a hollar at ya boi.

    Trigger condition exists Chrissy bets low, comes up Green 0.
    Per strategy this would be sit out.
    Chrissy rebets the same low bet.

    Chrissy pouts out $30 because if it wins he'll be at $100.
    Natch it loses.

    Still no trigger condition so instead of sitting out [Chrissy has itchy balls to end this video quickly] chrissy rebets low for $60.

    Another high number, Chrissy claims the Green 0 kinda prolonged it.
    So now there exists 2 triggers high and odd. Chrissy could rebet here for low logically.

    28m10s Chrissy doubles to $120 and adds another $10 for $130 total.
    This is very much like yesterday where Chrissy goes off strategy and needs to make bigger bets to get home.

    29m Chrissy wins, jerks off about how great he is.

    Ending the review here because the last 3 minutes are covered in the next post and its just him rambling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar View Post
    also at the 29:56 mark in todays video he exposes his affiliate money , looks like they word it as "refer a friend" which is at 6.5k and some change, i wonder if that is for a week. a month or lifetime ??
    Good catch.
    I remember he flashed this screen not to long after he started the affiliate program, someone had a good take on it, I’m trying to find it.

    Also, if you look at the right hand side you will see “Rollover”, this is when all of your affiliates as a whole have won more money than they lost for the month. If that happens that “positive dollar amount” gets “rolled over” to the next month until the chums eventually get back into the negative lol

    But what this confirms is that Chrissy’s strategies DO NOT WORK. You have a good sample size with everyone as a whole and they are losing.

     
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