Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

Chris the bird brain should pursue the angle of being a pool hustler to make his millions, he could travel the country bouncing from pool hall to pool hall to make thousands upon thousands per day hustling pool.....

With a sexy trucker bod like that, who wouldn’t wanna hire the Bloated Bird Brain?





And what’s with these guys and the soggy midsections? Do they follow Chrissy’s diet of eating shit desserts and greasy Chinese food while pounding Shakeology drinks to “burn the fat”???



It appears even Kyle & Co. gave up on the Shakeology scam and bought real smoothies at the dollar store ��

[zealanddonk]

Well, there is a surprise.
Despite being bored and travelling, Chrissy found the time to throw together another 27 minute video about his never lose strategy.

I'll review it a bit later as it is 2:30pm prime J.O.B time.

[PROUDBOY MAGA 2024]

Calling BLOAT thread pioneer Jeff Dime. Wanted in the Chrissy thread immediately. Prolonged absence unacceptable

[PositiveVariance]

Keep in mind these people that are going to attend the Mastermind Booty Bash have already paid Chrissy. From the looks of it, Chrissy hasn’t been flashing a lot of cash lately. I bet a lot or all of that money is already spent.

Without a doubt it will affect his mood at the booty bash. He has to fly to the location, make accommodations. It would be very difficult to get pumped up and try to motivate others when you have already been paid and spent the money! I can see where this can put him into one of his moods where he caps on 9-5ers, ect. Especially when you are a scammer like Chrissy. They only thing that keeps him from just not having the event and keeping the money is the fact he wants to hold future Booty Bash Masterminds. There will become a time when he is done with the Mastermind bullshit and keeps the money from the last group of Donks.

[zealanddonk]

Keep in mind these people that are going to attend the Mastermind Booty Bash have already paid Chrissy. From the looks of it, Chrissy hasn’t been flashing a lot of cash lately. I bet a lot or all of that money is already spent.

Without a doubt it will affect his mood at the booty bash. He has to fly to the location, make accommodations. It would be very difficult to get pumped up and try to motivate others when you have already been paid and spent the money! I can see where this can put him into one of his moods where he caps on 9-5ers, ect. Especially when you are a scammer like Chrissy. They only thing that keeps him from just not having the event and keeping the money is the fact he wants to hold future Booty Bash Masterminds. There will become a time when he is done with the Mastermind bullshit and keeps the money from the last group of Donks.

Its almost like he's trying to prove he has a winning online strategy after the complete fiasco at Business Bros podcast, and it does seem his mood has gotten worse.
That and a bad case of itchy ball syndrome does not bode well.

speaking of:
New comments include stating he is playing with afflifate money, and a special shoutout to NVB: " His website looks so bad like a child put it together. His video quality and audio quality in his videos is horrible. And he definitely dresses like a scrub."

I cant imagine he or Stacey are reading the comments, but l.o.l if they are.

[TheRivers]

He’s been spending an awful lot of time in the Chicago area. Scam Central might be on the move.

[Tariq Reed]

He’s been spending an awful lot of time in the Chicago area. Scam Central might be on the move.

BedWetterBettor: Probably gets the best/only Free play and food & room offers there and no longer in Vegas. He’s clearly become a Comp vulture!

How does this constant travel make financial sense?

Spirit Airlines seems to cost around $400 round trip to Chicago and unless CM lies about NVB's age, any kid over 24 months has to have their own ticket.

Does CM think that he'll recoup the $1,200 by gambling, or is he gambling so much that the casinos are comping airline tickets for him?

Or does he think that his followers need to see him going to casinos non-stop so that they'll be convinced he's a gambling genius and pay him $5k for his masterminds?

Help me make it make sense.

[zealanddonk]

BedWetterBettor: Probably gets the best/only Free play and food & room offers there and no longer in Vegas. He’s clearly become a Comp vulture!

How does this constant travel make financial sense?

Spirit Airlines seems to cost around $400 round trip to Chicago and unless CM lies about NVB's age, any kid over 24 months has to have their own ticket.

Does CM think that he'll recoup the $1,200 by gambling, or is he gambling so much that the casinos are comping airline tickets for him?

Or does he think that his followers need to see him going to casinos non-stop so that they'll be convinced he's a gambling genius and pay him $5k for his masterminds?

Help me make it make sense.

Keep in mind, if his mental health is spiralling, and after 2 of his more recent videos its hard not to think that it is, then boredom and itchy ball syndrome are real.
The travelling helps take his mind off his day to day problems.
Throw in "fake it till you make it" and "king of wishful thinking" he believes he is or will be successful if he acts like he is.

Interesting if he decides to move to somewhere that has casinos within easy reach, although as we know part of having a sainted mother means you have to be a matyr yourself so traveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel.

[The Boz]

Dead broke Chrissy will be lying about NVB’s age for years for free airfare as long as the kid doesn’t speak. It’s a modern day Baby Huey…..with autism of course, and no attempt to get him help.

As for deductions, it’s going to be hard for him to avoid reporting income because of the credit card processing. That said, it takes years for the IRS to match up reported income versus the numbers a CC processor sends them.

I wouldn’t put it past Chrissy to not report the income and take his chances they can’t find him down the road. With zero assets to seize, he might think he is smarter than the government. But I’m sure the scum scammers he associates with have accountants who are experts in pushing the limits on IRS grey areas.

[PositiveVariance]

BedWetterBettor: Probably gets the best/only Free play and food & room offers there and no longer in Vegas. He’s clearly become a Comp vulture!

How does this constant travel make financial sense?

Spirit Airlines seems to cost around $400 round trip to Chicago and unless CM lies about NVB's age, any kid over 24 months has to have their own ticket.

Does CM think that he'll recoup the $1,200 by gambling, or is he gambling so much that the casinos are comping airline tickets for him?

Or does he think that his followers need to see him going to casinos non-stop so that they'll be convinced he's a gambling genius and pay him $5k for his masterminds?

Help me make it make sense.

I was wondering this exact same thing myself.

This is what I think. As far as we know he is not currently leasing/renting a house. Depending on the area, let’s say as high as $4k month including all expenses. This is money he is “saving” (not exactly but you get the point) by not renting a place.

I think he convinced Stacy to “travel” instead of locking in a lease, primarily since he likely won’t be able to get a place due to his credit as well as Landlords possibly wanting 6-12 months in advance. He may NOT HAVE this to put down. Due to Chrissys previous play, most of the rooms, food, ect. is likely comped. So mainly just paying for the flight. Can he talk the casino into paying for a portion of this? It’s possible.

My guess is ultimately he is doing it for 2 main reasons.

1. Try to impress the Rubes as well as future Rubes into believing he has this great life and they can have it to if they buy into his garbage.

2. I believe in his mind he may also be doing it to record footage for his “documentary” lol


Chrissy truly believe that by bouncing around to various casinos it somehow improves his odds. As we know, this is some of the stupidest shit ever.





Side note: It is possible even if Chrissy is willing to pay the 6 or 12 months in advance they still won’t rent to him. From a landlords perspective, let’s say you get 6 months advance payment. Let’s say $3k per month for a total of 18k upfront. At the end of the 6 months they may not leave he house and stop paying you. Depending on the state, the time varies on how long it will take to evict them. Since the renter already has shit credit, they arnt doing much further damage to their credit. Also the legal fees associated with the eviction. Also, some tenants like to tear the place up, not saying Chrissy would do this but some do. Once again, with shit credit, there isn’t much consequences for the renter to continue to stay once the lease term is up. So paying one month in advance or 1 year in advance is not much of a difference as far as “security” goes for the landlord. Unless the landlord really needs the money in advance to pay something. Once that period is up as a landlord you are now unprotected. Now a 6 month “deposit” is a different story, since you will have the 18k AND can start the legal process. If you can it’s much better as a landlord to get 1 months of rent and what is equivalent to a 5 month deposit.




Also, I believe their move to Texas from Vegas was Stacy’s idea to get Chrissy away from his gambling habit. If your a “professional gambler”, why Texas? These 2 Buttholes try so hard to perceive that they are “Rich”, but look only like 2 idiots.

[Tariq Reed]

Also, I believe their move to Texas from Vegas was Stacy’s idea to get Chrissy away from his gambling habit. If your a “professional gambler”, why Texas? These 2 Buttholes try so hard to perceive that they are “Rich”, but look only like 2 idiots.

If only Stacy had taken CM's advice 3 years or more ago...

[BedWetterBettor]

It don’t matter if Fatso is skirting rent or hiding from process servers like the ones AHoosierA sent after him. He’s a chicken shit coward and always will be. His whole life depends on renting “things” to look important. One day he’ll be be living Rent free…

In a Jail Cell!



This is why his latest post is just him begging for morons to make him his mentor after Bird Brain, Ryobi guy and the rest kicked his ass to the curb and stopped paying!

Even Keithy boy is reduced to begging on FB for people to cum at his master mind events. So it appears the Colt goat has sullied that scam like he does anything he touches!

[Tariq Reed]

Even Keithy boy is reduced to begging on FB for people to cum at his master mind events. So it appears the Colt goat has sullied that scam like he does anything he touches!

Hey! I wonder whatever happened to that "world champion gambler"?

[PositiveVariance]

Even Keithy boy is reduced to begging on FB for people to cum at his master mind events. So it appears the Colt goat has sullied that scam like he does anything he touches!

Hey! I wonder whatever happened to that "world champion gambler"?

The funniest part about this is, what in the hell is a World Champion gambler??

Is he in the Blackjack Hall of Fame, for his Record Breaking “No Bust” strategy?
(Record Breaking for highest -EV for a system or strategy)



2 World Champion Idiots - Itchy Balls and Tuna skank Foster.

[zealanddonk]

Review of yesterday's "Roulette Winning Strategy That Never Ever Loses."
27m40s of likely nonsense.
Chrissy in a grey hoody.
Interestingly the location is Las Vegas.
Subscribers 12,9k at time of viewing, so no major increase.
Balance 2364.43 but as noted this is no longer meaningful.


Chrissy opens by telling us this is day 2 of his (new) strategy and claims at 1m10s that it never ever loses.

2m New dealer and chrissy claims all the previous spins are irrelevant.
I thought the magic of this new strategy was it was based on triggers, therefore dealers did not matter.

2m30s Chrissy claims people are winning, arent giving him any money for it so they should tip him, so it can go to the poor
Thats right, less than 3 minutes in and chrissy has the begging bowl out.
So noble, clearly the son of a Sainted mother.

3m50s Chrissy tells us to go back and watch the first video in the series.
For anyone new to PFA [shoutout to BusinessBros podcast] Chrissy has a long track record of starting things and not finishing them.

5m30s Chrissy really phoning it in. Shows a wad of cash and tells us that its his winnings, but doesnt tell us how much.

7m Chrissy outting down "irrelevant" 50 cent bets to buy time and look for triggers.
So, hes fucking around to make his videos longer.

7m15s Chrissy claims he still doesnt know if the dealer will be spinning choppy or streaky.
Again, for his triggers system that does not matter.

7m45 The dealer is spinning Black and High.
Per yesterday's video this means Chrissy should be betting Red and Low if part of the strategy is "eventually the trend will change".
Because chrissy is an idiot he bets on middle and high dozens which now suggests his strategy is chase the winner
Also, it seems unclear why betting dozens makes sense, other than chrissy is absolutely desperate for wins.

LOL Because chrissy is an idiot, it lands on 12
Rainman Mitchell sees a new trigger of 2 evens in a row so decides to bet Even
As said, this differs from how the strategy was described yesterday, unless its supposed to be "hurr hurr, spot 2 triggers then do something".

If thats the strategy then all he is doing is sitting out to burn down the clock, and hoping he stays ahead so he can claim he always wins.
I'm sure if he reads this or someone points it out to him we'll get another shitty assed "hurr hurr, you are watching me, I'm the expert, do what you want hurr hurr"

9m30s Chrissy spots an "even" trigger, so ignoring yesterday he bets even, it comes up odd.
This makes little sense but the good news is, chrissy is losing.

Chrissy bets red because thats the new trigger and it comes up Black.
So he just lost a $35 bet by ignoring his system.
He now claims the dealer is choppy so hes going to pick a side.
Based on how his system works, he'll almost never bet and when he does it'll be wrong [if the dealer is choppy].

Bahahahahahaha: After claiming the dealer is choppy, it comes up back to back black 4s. Chrissy claims it baffles him when this happens
It baffles me that a mathematician and professional gambler who fucks away ltierally hours of his life gambling, cant understand a 2.3% event happening
Thats from the same clown who previously rambled about Green Zeor not being that important.

11m35s Chrissy is now betting $155. This is truly a great video as it shows us why you do need a $1346 bankroll to play this idiocy.
Chrissy now rambles that it is extremely hard for the ball to land on the same name twice.
He's forgetting the obvious issue that it doesnt matter where the first spin lands, its still the same 1 in 37 that it'll land on that number again the 2nd time.

Based on chrissy's two black trigger [although unclear if it should count as same number] Chrissy bets red and it wins.
Being the idiot that he is, he claims its because he had picked red to stay on.
IF he had not said that and followed his "bet the opposite of the trigger" it would have been more impressive.

This now gives him a 2 low trigger, what will he do? Bet high or herp derp red for no reason?

13m45 Chrissy is going full blown narcissist. He fans his winnings but still does not tell us how much. He then claims he is the best professional gambler because he has the highest winning percentage

There is not one member on this site who given the choice would pick Chrissy's winning percentage and making $20 a day vs Druff's bracelet win and associated cash prize, let alone any of druff's winning limit cash game sessions where he wins less than 99% of the hands but wins a lot more money.

14m Chrissy states most of his views are broke j.o.b workers and no one can change that for you quicker than Chrissy.

14m30s Chrissy claims some of this video might not be making sense. Yeha no kidding, that idiocy with finding 2 triggers and not betting the opposite makes no sense.
Betting 2 dozens made even less sense in this context.

19m50 Chrissy is making $5 and $10 starter bets because itchy balls.
19m50 chrissy also claims if you join the Elite Chums Club he'll explain all the different ways to use this strategy:
Yesterday it was bet opposite, NOW it seems bet opposite OR bet the same.
Wow, amazing insights.
AND as we've seen, when he wasnt betting opposite he got sodomised.


23m15 Chrissy reminds us he wins every single day complete lie and how great he is and shows us and blah blah blah.

24m20 Its choppy and no legitimate 2 trigger or 3 trigger conditions, yet itchy balls means Chrissy is considering betting.



so: This video is very inconsistent with the strategy from yesterday of spoit 2 triggers, and bet opposite.
When chrissy follows the strategy he does get a win within 3 spins.

Other than Chrissy fellating himself with his idiotic claim he has the highest winning percentage of professional gamblers theres not a lot to see here.
also despite chrissy's claims of documentation beats conversation we have not seen enough evidence of his sports betting to know if he is the highest percentage winner in that, but from what we have seen, we know it is unlikely to be remotely true.

[Dan Druff]

The bouncing around the country is happening for SOME reason. Everything Chrissy does has a reason, even if a stupid one.

As has been pointed out, airfare gets expensive for 3 people. Even flying Spirit, once you multiply it by 3, you have a fairly high cost. I suppose he could be claiming Bubs is under 2, as has been mentioned here, but that's still at least 2 people's airfare.

There is a possibility that some of these trips aren't "random", but instead he's meeting students to "coach" in these locations. Or he has lucrative enough freeplay from previous losses in these casinos (remember, Chrissy is a big time problem gambler who is probably near broke, despite all the scamming) to where it justifies the expenditure.

Also, he might be using these trips to look for a new place to live. It's December now, and in most places in the US, the weather is too cold to do most outdoor activities at this point, so this isn't the best time to travel unless you're going for winter sports such as skiing (which Chrissy doesn't know how to do).

Any idea where the Mastermind will be in January?

[RMS9]

How does this constant travel make financial sense?

Spirit Airlines seems to cost around $400 round trip to Chicago and unless CM lies about NVB's age, any kid over 24 months has to have their own ticket.

Does CM think that he'll recoup the $1,200 by gambling, or is he gambling so much that the casinos are comping airline tickets for him?

Or does he think that his followers need to see him going to casinos non-stop so that they'll be convinced he's a gambling genius and pay him $5k for his masterminds?

Help me make it make sense.

I was wondering this exact same thing myself.

This is what I think. As far as we know he is not currently leasing/renting a house. Depending on the area, let’s say as high as $4k month including all expenses. This is money he is “saving” (not exactly but you get the point) by not renting a place.

I think he convinced Stacy to “travel” instead of locking in a lease, primarily since he likely won’t be able to get a place due to his credit as well as Landlords possibly wanting 6-12 months in advance. He may NOT HAVE this to put down. Due to Chrissys previous play, most of the rooms, food, ect. is likely comped. So mainly just paying for the flight. Can he talk the casino into paying for a portion of this? It’s possible.

My guess is ultimately he is doing it for 2 main reasons.

1. Try to impress the Rubes as well as future Rubes into believing he has this great life and they can have it to if they buy into his garbage.

2. I believe in his mind he may also be doing it to record footage for his “documentary” lol


Chrissy truly believe that by bouncing around to various casinos it somehow improves his odds. As we know, this is some of the stupidest shit ever.





Side note: It is possible even if Chrissy is willing to pay the 6 or 12 months in advance they still won’t rent to him. From a landlords perspective, let’s say you get 6 months advance payment. Let’s say $3k per month for a total of 18k upfront. At the end of the 6 months they may not leave he house and stop paying you. Depending on the state, the time varies on how long it will take to evict them. Since the renter already has shit credit, they arnt doing much further damage to their credit. Also the legal fees associated with the eviction. Also, some tenants like to tear the place up, not saying Chrissy would do this but some do. Once again, with shit credit, there isn’t much consequences for the renter to continue to stay once the lease term is up. So paying one month in advance or 1 year in advance is not much of a difference as far as “security” goes for the landlord. Unless the landlord really needs the money in advance to pay something. Once that period is up as a landlord you are now unprotected. Now a 6 month “deposit” is a different story, since you will have the 18k AND can start the legal process. If you can it’s much better as a landlord to get 1 months of rent and what is equivalent to a 5 month deposit.




Also, I believe their move to Texas from Vegas was Stacy’s idea to get Chrissy away from his gambling habit. If your a “professional gambler”, why Texas? These 2 Buttholes try so hard to perceive that they are “Rich”, but look only like 2 idiots.

I used to get airline tix comped as Seven Star at Caesars, but it was only one flight a year. And I’m not saying I’m a high roller by any stretch of the imagination, but I absolutely play with a much larger average per hand wager than Chris. I can guarantee that. So I can’t imagine small time casinos comping multiple flights a year for this turd.

[1dollarboxcar]

Krissy the sissy is low on cash, in todays ig reel video we see the same low bankroll of only 10-12k again he says he bought in for 10k and then says he won 1k, showing 11k in chips , just like last trip, we don't see the usual 50k like a month or so ago, Degen Krissy the Sissy is low on cash ( 10-12k ) and it makes me so happy ��


https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmHUQ...d=MDM4ZDc5MmU=


edit: CAUSE WE ALL KNOW IF HE HAD 50K OR MORE HE WOULD BE WAVING IT AROUND, BUT HE DOESN'T CAUSE HE ONLY HAS ABOUT 12K...

[1dollarboxcar]

in the last 30 days or so he has degen'ed away about 40k or so on his regular gambling, losing his ass on World Cup Soccer and of course his degeneracy online fallacies....

he can't afford that videographer for his "documentary" any longer either....

Merry Fucking Christmas you dead beat broke douche bag criminal of a scammer !! LMAO

[PositiveVariance]

Chrissy is very predictable.
It’s only a matter of time before he says, “No other Professional Gambler visits more casinos than me.”

No other gambler is as retarded as him either. Well maybe bird brain, that skull is fairly thick.

Chrissy, when a Professional Gambler finds an edge at a casino they will hammer it away until that edge is gone. Notice I said “edge”. Chrissy there is no edge in following the trend or martingale. The only Edge is Chrissys case is the House Edge. The only Goat in Chrissys case is the Billy Goat.