Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Tariq Reed]

Aaaaaaaaand unsurprisingly, itchy balls syndrome hits during the day time as well as 2am.

Chrissy just posted on FB he is very bored, cant relax and despite Stacey asking they stay home before Xmas [a reasonable request], chrissy is already asking where he should go.
Natch "prison" is the most appropriate answer but I dont want a block.

Leah Michelle (seems to be a real account) gave a good suggestion for Kyle Prescott.

[UtahDrone]

It’s a little long. Sorry.

[zealanddonk]

It’s a little long. Sorry.

Welcome back, great work as always [I'm outta rep].

Chrissy's hand gesture really sums it all up so well.

[Phantom Limb]

The comments debunking his "systems" on the Biz Bros pod are really getting under his skin.

New convoluted system in his new vid using "triggers" (even though he admitted yesterday that the wheel has no memory so....why?)

Also, lots more begging for tips than usual.

He's flailing and it's hilarious

[BedWetterBettor]

Gotta love how little Kyle uses the straw man argument of "Hurrr durrr it's Possible 100 spins come up on the same thing, but it's not Probable derrrp!"

Nobody here or anywhere argued that you will lose 100 spins in a row and certainly never stated you had to lose that many times to go Busto on a Martingale betting system.

In fact, as demonstrated by Uncle Zachy the Former Lackey, you only have to lose around 7 times in a row to go busto for the day! But of course the Colt goat won't acknowledge that statement being he just posted a video where he lost that amount of times and had to go All-In just to save the video!

So tell us, oh great Masturbator Mathematician, what are the odds of losing 7 times in a row numerous times in a 30 day period. Because according to your former number One lackey, it happened 3 times in less than a week! And what happens when you lose just 5 or 6 times and Quit down anywhere from 32 to 64 units of a $5-$10 bet? How is winning $1-$10 at a time going to recoup that in a day? Tell Chrissy, what are the odds of THAT happening, I think Zach, Rick Lee, Brandon and Tommy Ngyuen know!?!

Goat Life, living the life of a Liar and hoping to not get caught with your pants down...again!

[TheRivers]

The fallacies in today’s video are to a level that’s even unique for Chrissy.

- this system only works online because the brick and mortars are all different with their roulette wheels
- BetOnline is “predictable” with roulette
- Wait for a small trend and then bet against it. The trend is now not your friend
- the longer the streak goes the more likely it is to turn

This is idiocy to an entirely new level.

[zealanddonk]

The fallacies in today’s video are to a level that’s even unique for Chrissy.

- this system only works online because the brick and mortars are all different with their roulette wheels
- BetOnline is “predictable” with roulette
- Wait for a small trend and then bet against it. The trend is now not your friend
- the longer the streak goes the more likely it is to turn

This is idiocy to an entirely new level.

chrissy really does not have the capacity to think.
So, he reveals that his favourite site is predictable which either means A) he gets banned B ) they remove roulette.

what does he think is more likely to happen?

I'm sure we'll have a rant soon much like the one where he claimed a customer service rep with 12 years experience AND who spoke with their manager twice was still wrong, and Chrissy was right.


In other news, Chrissy just posted on FB "hurrr hurr, I said I was going to travel and I am" ok, whatever, he had made it clear he was travelling a lot this month and does not care at all what his wife says (see also the sports betting back pain fiasco)

The weird part is he claims "I dont allow liars in my life" -- assumedly he doesnt like the competition

[zealanddonk]

Praise be to Druff having a "Restore auto-saved content. I had timed out and almost lost the whole post

And time to review "Roulette Winning Strategy That Never Ever Loses."
34 minutes of nonsense.
Assumedly if this never ever lost, he'd play it all the time UNLESS the secret is "never play roulette, hurr hurr".

Interestingly he's crept up to 12.9k subscribers but dont expect too many more while he is travelling.

Chrissy's attire for this video looks like Georgey from "IT", chrissy just needs a red balloon and he's set.
Although, many probably consider Chrissy the clown in this set up.

Bankroll is a healthy $2300 so lets see if he can get that allin.

1m30 Chrissy holds up a piece of paper with "Trigger" on it.
Keep in mind he used to ramble about bullets in the chamber, this does not bode well.

Apparently if you fuck it up, you need $1364 to make $36 on the last progression.

3m15 Chrissy rambles hurr hurr B&M casinos, unpredictable, BOL, predictable
So, seriously, whats up with all of his fucking around and big boy allin bets if there was any predictability at all?

the only predictability is the pitbosses watch these videos and laugh

3m36 Chrissy rambles you'll never ever lose again and print money on demand
Sounds like its time for the BOL bosses to remind Chrissy not to tell lies in his videos and include the "hurr hurr, entertainment purposes only" disclaimer he had awhile ago.

Chrissy tries to explain his system and claims there are 2 triggers and 8 steps, so you only have to win 1 in 10.
However looking at his piece of paper, it seems you do not bet on either triggering event.


4m50s Chrissy gives us an example: There were two high numbers, which is a trigger, so he bets on low.

5m50s Chrissy loses his bet [had he been triggered by reds, betting black he would have won. Had he been triggered by odd, and bet even, he would have won]
Chrissy has said many stupid things, and they seem to have amped up recently with itchy balls syndrome, arguing with his wife (and we know no one in the chums club is allowed to question him, is Stacey in the chums club?) and having to find a new camera person for his magnum opus.
Without a doubt, this might be the most stupid thing he has said this month (possibly other than hes on track for his biggest big boy winning month, again, no evidence shown).

6m48s Chrissy wins his second actual bet.
All credit to chrissy, he's found a way to sit out a lot, waste time, and still have a chance to make his exciting big boy bets when he goes balls deep 6 times in a row

7m20s Classic Chrissy, he finally spots the "2 even" trigger but "hurr hurr, too busy talking, making a video for you to bet on it".
So, will this be an odd or not?

Also, how long before this nonsense turns into 4 triggers before betting.
Surely this nonsense will cut into his claims of how much you can win an hour given how many less bets people are making.
Also, if it actually works, it cuts into his real profits from mugs using his affliate link


Natch odd wins, but Chrissy didnt bet, and then blames the audience.

I eagerly await to see what happens when Green lands. Assumedly that means wait for 2 more triggers.
chrissy's biggest problem with this is he's purposefully trying to find patterns, and more on that at the end of this review


8m47s LOL Green lands [No I did not preview this nonsense before writing this].
If Chrissy hadnt been rambling, he would have bet on high.
So remember kids, if he would have bet and won, its your fault because he's making this video.
If he would have bet and lost, its his genius that saved him.

8m59 chrissy deviates from his previous strategies: In the past green zero was ignored and you bet the way you would have.
Green zero now resets it, so you look for two new triggers.
So, if you want a strategy that will kill your hourly profits with the trade of not Zaching yourself 9 times in a row, this is the one for you.

10m40s Chrissy would have won if he ignored his Green reset rule.


14m despite three reds and 2 lows, Chrissy decides to sit this one out as well, because there is a new dealer.
didnt chrissy claim this site was predictable earlier, why would a dealer change matter, if you arent keeping track of each dealer, and the system relies purely on triggers?

14m47 Chrissy system works! But again, chrissy didnt bet on it.

Note; There is no trigger after this spin. So chrissy will be sitting out again.

Black 2 lands so now Chrissy is stuck:
He has 2 triggers [being a midget and being an idiot] [ooops I mean Red or Odd]
His system is not designed to handle this situation, in other words you cannot feed it into a computer and have it make perfect decisions.
You probably could feed it a lot of data and have it learn what to do for tie breakers, but why bother.
Also, chrissy has not yet stated what to do if the ball lands on the same number twice.
Is that a trigger?
How do you resolve the 3 options?

16m 18s chrissy says No emotions here, just follow the system
This sounds different to just about every other system he claims to follow where he throws toddler tantrums.

17m56 Chrissy claims this is a well thought out, very logical, very methodical strategy
Its almost like Stacey read out my review of his casino picks and he realised his bullshit does not have any methodology to it, so he learns a big word, then uses it.
The other issue is, this is the first time we are seeing it which either means he's just thought of it [as we've seen with other nonsense he claims he thought about on the planes] or he's tried it in the Elite Chums Club meetings and someone is about to leak it, or already has.
I'm leaning towards its the first one. either he's realised he needs a system that has a lot of sit outs, or like most other things, he just has not thought this one out too well.

18m14 Chrissy now claims if you play this strategy 1 hour a day, for 365 days you'll win 95% of the time
So, his never lose strategy is so much worse than his 99% strategies.
He is telling us "play this and lose 17 days of the year, instead of my other nonsense that only loses 4 days of the day"
I actually predict an increase in Elite Chums Club membership because he is hitting the bottom of the barrel of idiots now, and theres plenty down there.

21m44s Chrissy wins a $6 bet, so gives us a hollar at ya boi.

22m45 Chrissy claims this is one of the greatest systems he has ever created, then mentions think about the win percentage.
You mean the 95% you mentioned 5 minutes ago?

23m Chrissy rambles about using dozens for this system as well and how it would have won.
Because of this he misses a chance to be ton Black.

23m20s chrissy rambles that he takes a $50k bankroll with him to the B&M casinos.
This seems to be a complete lie based on the more recent videos where he is flashing $10k in chips.

24m31s Chrissy reminds us again he thinks this is the greatest strategy he's ever created, despite his earlier claim it will win 95% of the time, and how many times has he claimed to have 99% winners?

24m55s Chrissy now claims we should tip him to show thanks for this free nonsense, and dont worry *wink wink* the money goes to the poor.
Despite chrissy never showing documentation from Youtube on how much he has gotten in tips, or evidence of an equal matching donation to a legitimate charity.

26m10s Chrissy claims he is excited to hear about your results. Interstingly the way he says it sounds exactly like he is excited to go see his in-laws again.

26m20s Claims if you make thousands from this free strategy video, give back, tip to him.
Yeah, why not just tell us the charity you give to chrissy and trust people to donate directly, rather than having it go through your greasy paws.

26m30s Chrissy is really selling "feed the poor" in this video.
given he's travelling, want to bet his first video will show him stuffing his face with dessert at a fancy resturant, and the look on his face will be "Fuck the poor"

26m30s Unsurprisingly, it hits the same number twice, so chrissy states "you can switch up your trigger any time you want".
Lets assume he means because it was a red trigger previously, he means once the trigger itself changes such as this situation.
Even so, it still does not tell us empirically which way to bet so Chrissy has his traditional out of "hurr hurr, you lost because you dum, me smart!"

27m35s Classic chrissy, he stays with Black, it lands Red 12 so he goes "Yeah I could have bet even and it would have won".




As noted, I ended up timing out and this was what was recovered.
I'd not going to bother re-doing the last 7 mintues, except it is more of his begging to feed the poor, and claiming how great this strategy is.

He did mention there are so many options for this strategy, except a) no, there only 4 [no bet, 1 choice, 2 choices, 3 choices] b) the second there is more than one choice, Chrissy gets to laugh at his followers if they make the wrong choice.

The real benefits for this system are a lot less bets as you sit otu a lot, and tecnically its a 10 step marty but you only bet on 8 steps at worst so hes stretching the 1 in 256 event out to 1 in 1024.
As predicted earlier, he'll change this to 3 or 4 triggers soon because people like Zachy will still fuck it up.



As mentioned near the start, watch the movie "A Beautiful Mind" about John Nash, genius mathematician who suffered from mental illness, including hallucinations.
Natch this sounds a lot like Chrissy, except of course, Chrissy is not a genius or a mathematician.
Keep on seeing those patterns chrissy, keep on seeing them.

[Tariq Reed]

zealanddonk;1064969][b]
I actually predict an increase in Elite Chums Club membership because he is hitting the bottom of the barrel of idiots now, and theres plenty down there.[/SIZE]

If he was smart, CM would offer a Xmas/New Year's special of $997 for a full year of Elite Chums Club membership.

100 suckers would give him a quick $100k for the month and he wouldn't have to worry about renewals.

Any idiot joining and losing $$ right away would think "It's ok, I still have 11 more months left of training and learning the rules, tips and strategies to get my money back", so probably fewer member complaints as well.

p.s. CM, if you're reading this and implement my sales price strategy, I expect at least 35% in royalties, the same that you get for BOL.

[zealanddonk]

zealanddonk;1064969][b]
I actually predict an increase in Elite Chums Club membership because he is hitting the bottom of the barrel of idiots now, and theres plenty down there.[/SIZE]

If he was smart, CM would offer a Xmas/New Year's special of $997 for a full year of Elite Chums Club membership.

100 suckers would give him a quick $100k for the month and he wouldn't have to worry about renewals.

Any idiot joining and losing $$ right away would think "It's ok, I still have 11 more months left of training and learning the rules, tips and strategies to get my money back", so probably fewer member complaints as well.

p.s. CM, if you're reading this and implement my sales price strategy, I expect at least 35% in royalties, the same that you get for BOL.

It would be very on brand for him to change the fees/duration yet again, esp since it means he can turn it into "if you dont make profit after 12 months of being a member I'll give your $997 back".

[1dollarboxcar]

i wonder if Krissy the all time greatest sports bettor bet on the other GOAT today ( Tom Brady ) ? Tampa and Tom are getting their ass kicked by a Rookie 3rd string QB but i believe i heard the announcer say 49ers do have the #1 ranked defense in the league ? i am not a sports bettor but i would think the line would of favored Tampa today cause of 49ers QB situation ? did anyone here bet on this game ?

[Dan Druff]

i wonder if Krissy the all time greatest sports bettor bet on the other GOAT today ( Tom Brady ) ? Tampa and Tom are getting their ass kicked by a Rookie 3rd string QB but i believe i heard the announcer say 49ers do have the #1 ranked defense in the league ? i am not a sports bettor but i would think the line would of favored Tampa today cause of 49ers QB situation ? did anyone here bet on this game ?

I have a great NFL record (45-18-1, +28.16 units, with 1 flat unit bet per pick), and all of my picks are documented publicly before the games begin, both on this site and another site I run.

I stayed away from the SF/Tampa game. Considered the under, then said no, partially because it was 37 (I hate totals like that for unders, too many ways to get screwed), and partially because the whole game seemed too unpredictable. Glad I stayed away, as the under would have already lost.

Brady basically burned himself out in the last game with that miracle 4th quarter comeback against the terrible Saints. He looked terrible that game, and suddenly for the final 7 mins of the game, he was Tom Brady of old. But I did have a feeling regression was coming after that, especially given how he sucked for almost the entire Saints game. Still, I decided not to go for the Niners for various reasons, and just ignored the game. Still went 4-1 today, including a +155 hit on the Jacksonville moneyline (which I bet at its low point, too!)

But yeah with Chrissy's sportsbetting, think of what the most simple of simpletons ploppy would bet, and that would be Chrissy's pick.

Chrissy is a hilarious example of a dumb person who thinks he's smart, almost to the point of parody.

[Dan Druff]

Chrissy won't ever answer the question as to why he doesn't spend every day in the casino at the highest limits he can afford, if his strategy wins 99% of the time.

Why settle for being a millionaire if you can be a billionaire? Maybe that will be his next claim.

The funny thing is he doesn't even try to claim that he's kicked out of any casino where he makes a lot of money. That would be the only reasonable explanation for why "99% winning gambler" can't just walk into the casinos and crush for hundreds of millions of dollars in a short time. For example, that's why blackjack card counters are limited in what they can make. Not only is there a lot of variance, but you get booted quickly if you're seen counting even at middle stakes.

But that's not Chrissy's claim. He has lightly admitted to being banned from a few Vegas casinos, but that's it. The story we're supposed to believe is that he's the only guy in the world who can beat -EV games like roulette, and not just beat them, but win a staggering 99% of the time. Yet somehow he's satisfied being a "millionaire" instead of reaching for the stars.

Why doesn't anyone ask this? Maybe they do, and Chrissy just deletes their comment and throws them out of his group.

And if he's just trying to "help people" change their lives, why is he charging for it, given his ability to print money effortlessly at the casinos?

It's just so amazing that anyone falls for this. You don't need to be a gambling expert to question why the 99% winner isn't sitting on at least hundreds of millions of dollars.

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy won't ever answer the question as to why he doesn't spend every day in the casino at the highest limits he can afford, if his strategy wins 99% of the time.

Why settle for being a millionaire if you can be a billionaire? Maybe that will be his next claim.

The funny thing is he doesn't even try to claim that he's kicked out of any casino where he makes a lot of money. That would be the only reasonable explanation for why "99% winning gambler" can't just walk into the casinos and crush for hundreds of millions of dollars in a short time. For example, that's why blackjack card counters are limited in what they can make. Not only is there a lot of variance, but you get booted quickly if you're seen counting even at middle stakes.

But that's not Chrissy's claim. He has lightly admitted to being banned from a few Vegas casinos, but that's it. The story we're supposed to believe is that he's the only guy in the world who can beat -EV games like roulette, and not just beat them, but win a staggering 99% of the time. Yet somehow he's satisfied being a "millionaire" instead of reaching for the stars.

Why doesn't anyone ask this? Maybe they do, and Chrissy just deletes their comment and throws them out of his group.

And if he's just trying to "help people" change their lives, why is he charging for it, given his ability to print money effortlessly at the casinos?

It's just so amazing that anyone falls for this. You don't need to be a gambling expert to question why the 99% winner isn't sitting on at least hundreds of millions of dollars.

Much like Psychics who dont win the lottery, he claims he isnt greedy.

Awhile ago he claimed he wanted to build a group of gamblers that would travel the world, gamble together and win.
Then in chrissy's typical fashion, he moans about his followers.
Hopefully you've seen the Ryan video that was supposed to promote Chrissy but turned into a complete fiasco because Ryan had to bet $5k to win $100.

[Phantom Limb]

Today's FB post featuring an all-caps email that was obviously NOT written by Chrissy Dunning-Kruger to himself (LOL) looks like just a pretext to parrot the Sainted Mother story again. Funds must be running low.

[PositiveVariance]

Tuna in her Zebra Bikini - Gross!

Chrissy 3 Feet 4 Inches lol






Poor Bubs, you look at him and think you would be able to have a full conversation with him. Sadly, he can’t speak. Not a Single word.

Ooooooookk Oooooooooook

Shoutout NVB - if you read this someday, sorry you have such a shitty “father”.








Edit: Since Chrissy reads this thread, he may make a video to prove NVB’s can say a word…

“Ooooookk Ooooooookkk”. Chrissy: He said “Ok”

[BedWetterBettor]

Today's FB post featuring an all-caps email that was obviously NOT written by Chrissy Dunning-Kruger to himself (LOL) looks like just a pretext to parrot the Sainted Mother story again. Funds must be running low.

Lots of new wrinkles added to the story and some notable continuity errors from the former star of Prime Meat and Fratmen Up close…



So maybe I missed the part where he hospitalized Uncle Paul Mitchell, but I guess when you’re lying about your past you can make your self look tougher each time ? And where did this 3rd wife come from?? We know of Sainted Mother and then the next Hoe that Mitchell Senior got with. Is he counting Andrews’s momma as Wifey #2 when he proclaimed little Andy was born out of wedlock during an extramarital affair??

Complete Lie or just Chrissy doesn’t understand merely sleeping with someone doesn’t mean your married to them? Otherwise he’d be known as Christopher Paul Hesley Wingerter Mitchell Tame, etc.

And then the obvious continuity error of Little Kyle bragging about being homeless in over 10 states but seems to only list 9 of them… Guess this Mathematician forgot how to count??

And lol at him making sure to state he was 18 when he went to California… because nothing says 18 year old then a pasty white dad bod and a receding hairline… you ready???

[zealanddonk]

His exact order doesnt make sense either since I thought Stacy was in Ohio when he went a wooing.

He also forgot living in Texas after Nevada.

It is a weird way to present the information.


Also, technically chrissy might be telling some truth but he is being disingenous about it:
He claimed he visited Vegas to discuss his [MLM] business, got addicted, fucked all his money away, sold the business at 1/100th of its value (I'm assuming this is what he thought it was worth not what it was actually worth), THEN after fucking that money away started driving for Uber.

Even if that is the truth, it suggests he wasnt ubering very long because he claims the miracle $800 win Stacey saw was the start of the most glorious neverheeb run known to man, that is still going to this very day.

As for the wife situation, keep in mind Sainted mother died when Chrissy was 9, and he was bashing pops when he was 15 or 18 or whatever suits the story: Its quite reasonable his father got married in 6 years, and we dont know for sure if Chrissy's mother was the first or second wife.


With all that said, this is chrissy we are talking about, even if he gets his $6/hr camera person and makes his documentary for reals this time (for reals) I'm sure it will be "based on true story".

[1dollarboxcar]

Chris the bird brain should pursue the angle of being a pool hustler to make his millions, he could travel the country bouncing from pool hall to pool hall to make thousands upon thousands per day hustling pool.....

[TheRivers]

Not sure who this guy is….but he would appear to be a Chrissy wannabe.