Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Phantom Limb]

The sob story from this SOB would almost make sense if he were a poker player. He'd still be a scummy degen for putting his preggers wife through that but at least it's a beatable game over time and not a game with a 2.7% to 5.26% house edge.

Of course, his version of history has been proven time and again to be a complete lie.

[BedWetterBettor]

And if Chrissy‘a idiotic post from yesterday looks a bit familiar to another charlatan, look no further than Bastard Keith!





And who else starts nearly every boasting post with “About Last Night”??? Granted Keithy isn’t the first person to do this, but Chrissy is blatantly copying it. I bet he just copy/pastes them and just adds his own lies before posting it!



Then he posts this gibberish, where he changes the number of how much you can make by using his losing systems. Wasn’t it just $500 a day , 100% guaranteed a week ago? Before that it was $333/ day guaranteed? I guess he just uses a number based off the first winning session where he can post a video that he actually hit that number, conveniently scrapping all the other losing ones!

And Lol at him trying to make GLC a thing! Does he not even realize it sounds like sort of weird beastiality fetish for perverts? Probably not, this is a guy who did this not long ago!

[The Boz]

I know it wouldn’t last long but would love to see someone post on his page a list of all his “books” about his millionaire lifestyle from the past 10 years. And then ask if he was broke when writing and selling them. And if so, why did he lie in them and why are they still for sale online?

[TheRivers]

Wonder if this will work out like when he bet on the home run derby…and didn’t even know what the rules were.

[zealanddonk]

Wonder if this will work out like when he bet on the home run derby…and didn’t even know what the rules were.

"Soccer is just like bacccccky, you can bet on one team, or the other, OR TIE!!!!"

"Also, dont place any sucker bets like England to score 5+ goals against Iran".

[Jayjami]

Wonder if this will work out like when he bet on the home run derby…and didn’t even know what the rules were.

Americans are uniquely unqualified to even discuss soccer, much less bet on it.

[Forum Wars]

Christopher Mitchell 2021: Proud he doesn't watch TV at all.
Christopher Mitchell 2022: Proud he is super smart (purportedly from great experience in watching so many games) in baseball/American football/football.

Thinks he's worth $499 for mental coinflips.

You cannot make this shit up.

[BedWetterBettor]

So we’re about 12 hours from Chrissy’s Coinbase withdrawal hitting his account or getting 86’d for insufficient funds. So I’ll give 10-1 odds he’ll be flashing cash tomorrow and 30-1 odds on the cash counter making an appearance! Dragon Bonus is 40-1 if he puts the money in his mouth at any point��

If he was really winning on the trip why would he need to move money at 4AM? Probably because he couldn’t sleep after a big loss and was tweaking. He’ll Chrissy splain it as “hurr durr, I had to get the money before Thanksgiving cuz banks be closed derrrp!” But like Chris Rock once said, “Have ya ever taken out money from an ATM at 3:30 in the mornin for somethin positive???”



And funny enough in his Kool Aid colored Hoodie video, around the 13:45 mark Chrissy said “greed makes Those People play those stupid sucker side bets…” but of course when he does it’s completely genius right? Unless the bet of course is staged and is a Complete Lie!?!



And on an unrelated side note, the channel that had a certain mumbler dead to rights with interviews from his sister about he’s estranged due to mental illness, was terminated likely due to said mentally ill person getting scared and reporting it!



And funny enough there’s a postponed upcoming premiere from mumble town!

[PositiveVariance]

And on an unrelated side note, the channel that had a certain mumbler dead to rights with interviews from his sister about he’s estranged due to mental illness, was terminated likely due to said mentally ill person getting scared and reporting it!



And funny enough there’s a postponed upcoming premiere from mumble town!

The mumbler can dish it out, But he can’t take it. I’m sure when he wrote his 1,500 complaints to YouTube from multiple accounts he told them that the conversation with his sister was meant to be private,
as that would probably have been his only angle to get it removed. She may have been in a 2 party state. It may have even been a voicemail.

[TheRivers]

Anyone wanna guess how much Chrissy lost by betting on Argentina? They were a -1000…and lost.

[BedWetterBettor]

Dummy was so upset about the Coinbase transaction getting sent back he rushed to put out a spinny video, he forgot to check the sound to see if it was audible… Good Grief!



Sorry ZD, you’ll have to wait for Charlie Brown Chrissy to upload the video properly. Here I’ll save everyone the trouble and post a transcript in advance!

[TheRivers]

Now he is claiming he is about to move into a place that costs 10K per month. Rent it all Chrissy. Rent it all.

He also is claiming he had no idea when he moved to Vegas how he would be able to afford that 3K per month. Wait…weren’t you already claiming to be a millionaire right before you moved to Vegas? Guess you weren’t…and still aren’t.

Oh and Chrissy…”This is the most amount I had ever paid” is not a proper sentence in the English language. I guess money can’t buy that now can it?

[Tariq Reed]

Phantom Limb: I seem to remember a video made in Ohio where he said, "I'm a millionaire. There, I said it." Should still be floating around.

Video where he claims to be a millionaire. (43 seconds into the video)

[Tariq Reed]

After being a fanboy for a while, Jackpot Degenerate tries to be bros with CM and mastermind together, but gets the cold shoulder, the slap in the face and his comment deleted.

As for CM "blowing you off again", Mr. Degenerate, you don't know how close to the truth you really are.

[Tariq Reed]

Anyone wanna guess how much Chrissy lost by betting on Argentina? They were a -1000…and lost.

Someone asked this on his FB page, so we'll see if the comment gets answered, ignored, or deleted.

[Mrhorney]

Read tonight that some dumb shit 💩 in 🇺🇸 bet 160,000 bucks on the Argies to beat Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 to return 180,000 bucks.

Could that possibly be our favourite sports ⚽️ better Pele Mitchell?

[zealanddonk]

One thing that will never tire with Chrissy is his constant ability to take even simple concepts and fuck it them up

It's Stacey's birthday so he talks about how much rent he is paying and how he wasnt sure he'd pay it.



Any other millionaire would be "Stacey saw a cute house, so to provide her and our non-verbal child some form of security in their lives, we bought the house, goat life cash money down, hollar at ya boi".

Or at least "Stacey saw a second hand car for $3000, so we found a co-signer and now she has her own car again, after almost 4 years of lies you idiots believe".

[PositiveVariance]

Oh and Chrissy…”This is the most amount I HAD ever paid”

Also, I think Chrissy using the word “had”, is him trying to say past tense.

I get the impression he may have made a one time RENT payment - paid upfront, just as he did on his last RENTAL home due to having shit credit!

I wonder if he tries to leverage his dirty filthy ass anymore, in these type of situations? Chrissy, no one wants to see that shit.

[zealanddonk]

As chrissy has produced some grade A nonsense lately, I'll be reviewing [hell of a typo of removing] his three videos shortly:

Professional Gambler Reveals 7 Secrets On How To Beat The Casino Everyday. Red top

Roulette Casino- How To Make $200 A Day For Low Rollers. White hoody

Roulette Strategy Opposites Attract- How To Make $500 Everyday. Yellow/Orange hoody.


We know theres some nonsense here because one is for $200/day and the other is $500/day.

Theses will be a bit later today.

[BedWetterBettor]

Not this requires any debunking, but I thought I’d throw in my 2 cents!




November of last year, he posts video of himself where he was “about to cry” because he made 100K in a month. Complete Lie!

He then claimed that he did the same again in both December and January… Complete Lie.

Every month since then he boasted about how he makes 150K in a month or “more money in a month than 98% of the population make in a year!” Complete Lie! Maybe the population of Papa New Guinea😂

So why does he fret being able to “afford” 10k a month? That should be a mere fraction of what he has already claimed to have made in a calendar year? Complete Lie!

Remember the lie of paying $5000 a month for a Crypto Elite Masturbator Mind club?? Another complete lie!

And why on earth would you be Proud of paying $10,000 a month or anything close to that for a RENTAL home??? That shows what a shitty negotiator you are! Didn’t he show a screen shot months ago of a 720 credit score? If that was his or belonging to anyone he could scam into co-signing , no way that would be a fair rental price.

You could literally Own a 3 million dollar home and have that be the mortgage payment. Not that he’d ever get approved for that amount, much less a $300 loan for poly grip on those cheap dentures!



This also proves I was right about him staying in a furnished and cable TV ready Air BnB rental, which he could probably stay There for under 10K a month! What kind of moron thinks paying 10K into someone else’s pocket is a good thing?? Oh yea, the same one that thought dropping his pants and jacking off for old men wouldn’t follow him for the rest of his life!!