You missed the best patt of chrissy's nonsense:
Chrissy claims his rub and tug specialised [Suzie Softhands] has a celeb who is a client who told her that the celeb donked off big cash.
Chrissy then told Suzie to recommend him to the other client.
How exactly did Chrissy expect that conversation to go?
"Hey numbnuts, I know you are only here for a rub and tug, but I've been blabbing how much you suck at baccky, and another idiot who's junk I rub claims he can teach you to win, you interested?"