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    ZD, I wonder if this is Ryan back in his drugs days?

    He does have the same message on his sweatshirt:
    “HOPE DEALER” lol



     
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      BedWetterBettor: So that’s what happened to Meth Head Mike Miltimore! Sadly, dude in the video died a year ago for real…
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    Ha ha. I mention that I see no suits in his closet and low and behold today there he is wearing a suit…the same sky blue one he’s had for the past decade.

    This guy is so easy to manipulate.

    And he’s showing himself holding up Ryan’s book. Keith Craft has officially been replaced…though Stacy seems to still like quoting him.

    And yes Chrissy took a “private jet”. But what he isn’t telling you is that they just have seats on the jet…it wasn’t booked privately by him and there are others also flying. It’s still an airline.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Probably got that wrinkled dress shirt from the charity bin at Salvation Army
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRivers View Post
    Ha ha. I mention that I see no suits in his closet and low and behold today there he is wearing a suit…the same sky blue one he’s had for the past decade.

    This guy is so easy to manipulate.

    And he’s showing himself holding up Ryan’s book. Keith Craft has officially been replaced…though Stacy seems to still like quoting him.

    And yes Chrissy took a “private jet”. But what he isn’t telling you is that they just have seats on the jet…it wasn’t booked privately by him and there are others also flying. It’s still an airline.
    Indeed it is an airline that sells spare seats for cheap rates!

    https://upgradedpoints.com/travel/ai...ivate-flights/

    BahahahHahHahahahaha Busted!! This is the “most expensive” flight they offer, lol!

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    And look at these geniuses at play! A medicated NVB and aging Ho pushing 50!

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    Kyle probably told the waiter it was her birthday so they would comp/discount the dessert! “Happy Stacy Birthday!” Hahaha!

     
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      TheRivers: Yep. Pretty much like buying a first class ticket…which he’s done from time to time.
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    NVB looks miserable in those photos. But of course they could care less.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Could it be he’s afraid of flying commercial to our threat of reporting him to TSA and getting caught in a civil forfeiture spot? I’m sure he wants to look rich, but maybe also he’s scared of getting that money seized!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by TheRivers View Post
    Ha ha. I mention that I see no suits in his closet and low and behold today there he is wearing a suit…the same sky blue one he’s had for the past decade.

    This guy is so easy to manipulate.

    And he’s showing himself holding up Ryan’s book. Keith Craft has officially been replaced…though Stacy seems to still like quoting him.

    And yes Chrissy took a “private jet”. But what he isn’t telling you is that they just have seats on the jet…it wasn’t booked privately by him and there are others also flying. It’s still an airline.
    Indeed it is an airline that sells spare seats for cheap rates!

    https://upgradedpoints.com/travel/ai...ivate-flights/

    BahahahHahHahahahaha Busted!! This is the “most expensive” flight they offer, lol!

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    And look at these geniuses at play! A medicated NVB and aging Ho pushing 50!

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    Kyle probably told the waiter it was her birthday so they would comp/discount the dessert! “Happy Stacy Birthday!” Hahaha!
    Any "private jet" deal that keeps Chrissy away from normies is a good deal.

    NVB can oooooooooooooooooooook his lil heart out as well.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: No breakdown of the 34 minute Little Red Chrissy Hoodie video ZD?
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    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    @BWB I'm busy with my J.O.B right now, but its on my list for later today.

    The comments are the true highlights with
    "I’m not risking $1700 for a $17 profit" <-- that tells us a lot.

    Some clown responds with
    "I make 200k a year doing this. Very rarely will you hit a 9 losing streak. And if it does happen you’ll have already made 50k plus who knows so a 1k loss is fine"

    Zachy must feel a lot better knowing he is rare and special to have hit two 7s and a 9 in his short career.
    Shame he wasnt already up $50k when it happened.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Speaking of Zach, he is getting boo boo faced on IG after getting no real sales this week and earning a whopping $221 for the month so far. How long til he quits insurance?
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    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Quote Originally Posted by donkey View Post
    For us old timers, ‘Rock the Vote!’

    Here is likely your tax dollars at work, er I mean, someone’s multiple streams of revenue. SSI, SSDI,…aaaaand, In this true story book the author gives vivid details about her life story: -She was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis at only 38 years old.

    I agree, I think the odds that Stacy is drawing SSDI (Which is fine, if she legitimately is disabled and can’t work). But I don’t think this is the case, since at a minimum she is carrying that Oooooking child all over creation. Many people still do work with Multiple Sclerosis. If she has had it since the age of 38, she is coming up on 10 years. She is capable of doing a job. At the minimum desk work, answering phones, ect.

    I just think there is almost no chance that she is just sitting back and not collecting SSDI. Being the scammers that her and Chrissy are, they most definitely told the Doctor she is incapable of working and she went through the process of getting evaluated so she could Rob us of our tax dollars. I believe with MS, there really isn’t a way to evaluate a patients pain level, other than what they claim. Obviously her words can’t be trusted.

    Like I said, I have no issue with someone collecting SSDI if it is needed, that is what it is there for. My big issue is Fatso Chrissy sitting back and saying stuff like, “I provided this great life so my ugly wife can stay home with are disabled child”. He acts like it’s something he created for her. No, she is staying home because I believed there is a 95% she is collecting SSDI.

    Having made decent money as an RN, I’m sure she is at least collecting $1,500 per month in disability benefits. I bet she doesn’t even get to touch it. Chrissy’s filthy hands are all over it. Her name is on the YouTube account as well, this I can 100% guarantee since there is 0% chance after his main account was terminated he would not put his ugly name on his current one out of fear of termination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PositiveVariance View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by donkey View Post
    For us old timers, ‘Rock the Vote!’

    Here is likely your tax dollars at work, er I mean, someone’s multiple streams of revenue. SSI, SSDI,…aaaaand, In this true story book the author gives vivid details about her life story: -She was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis at only 38 years old.

    I agree, I think the odds that Stacy is drawing SSDI (Which is fine, if she legitimately is disabled and can’t work). But I don’t think this is the case, since at a minimum she is carrying that Oooooking child all over creation. Many people still do work with Multiple Sclerosis. If she has had it since the age of 38, she is coming up on 10 years. She is capable of doing a job. At the minimum desk work, answering phones, ect.

    I just think there is almost no chance that she is just sitting back and not collecting SSDI. Being the scammers that her and Chrissy are, they most definitely told the Doctor she is incapable of working and she went through the process of getting evaluated so she could Rob us of our tax dollars. I believe with MS, there really isn’t a way to evaluate a patients pain level, other than what they claim. Obviously her words can’t be trusted.

    Like I said, I have no issue with someone collecting SSDI if it is needed, that is what it is there for. My big issue is Fatso Chrissy sitting back and saying stuff like, “I provided this great life so my ugly wife can stay home with are disabled child”. He acts like it’s something he created for her. No, she is staying home because I believed there is a 95% she is collecting SSDI.

    Having made decent money as an RN, I’m sure she is at least collecting $1,500 per month in disability benefits. I bet she doesn’t even get to touch it. Chrissy’s filthy hands are all over it. Her name is on the YouTube account as well, this I can 100% guarantee since there is 0% chance after his main account was terminated he would not put his ugly name on his current one out of fear of termination.
    Keep in mind she was working until roiughly 3-4 years ago before chrissy [or someone] impregnanted her.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
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    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Hypothetically speaking….. How long until Chrissy gets “LeBron’d” with a blue checked account complete with current and former pictures while telling his life story from gay porn to millionaire? Complete with current exploits linked? Twitter seems to be a frontier he is missing on.

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    the greatest gambler of all time hit a 2k jackpot on a slot machine on the very first spinny.... damn he looks tweaked out...!!

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ckypk...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar View Post
    the greatest gambler of all time hit a 2k jackpot on a slot machine on the very first spinny.... damn he looks tweaked out...!!

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ckypk...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    Dude is degening in ways we didn’t think possible. The guy is desperate and fucked up on junk at this point. It’s a call to arms for all of us. And a huge opportunity to bury him (professionally of course) once and for all.

    Everyone who likes his comments or even follows him needs to be bombarded with the truth.

    And we all know if he is playing slots, he is on tilt at a level his followers wouldn’t understand. Somewhere in Vegas a dealer (and not a casino one) is loving it.

     
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      zealanddonk: I'd assume he got some sort of slots free play, but yeah he's half zombied out for a guy who just won $2000

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    So he revealed he’s at Bellagio, which is the 3rd visit in as Many weeks! He must be trying to build up comps and rooms offers for next year and is using all the freebies he’s getting this year before they realize he just buys in and hardly plays.

    Also, what kind of fat pigs need 8 plates of food for breakfast? The same kind that need to pose in front of it with their fake dentures and steal bath robes!

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    And we might have to call Tuna Skin Kooch the new Bloat, as she’s packin on pounds lately!

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    What a sad life, eating like pigs and taking photos with the food like people who’ve never had a meal before, then running to an Air BnB to feed their child Cheez Itz and M&Ms for dinner!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    So he revealed he’s at Bellagio, which is the 3rd visit in as Many weeks! He must be trying to build up comps and rooms offers for next year and is using all the freebies he’s getting this year before they realize he just buys in and hardly plays.

    Also, what kind of fat pigs need 8 plates of food for breakfast? The same kind that need to pose in front of it with their fake dentures and steal bath robes!

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    And we might have to call Tuna Skin Kooch the new Bloat, as she’s packin on pounds lately!

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    What a sad life, eating like pigs and taking photos with the food like people who’ve never had a meal before, then running to an Air BnB to feed their child Cheez Itz and M&Ms for dinner!

    Even Bubs has that WTF face going for him.
    I normally dont comment on Stacey's appearance, however she is definitely looking tired [to say the least].

    Hopefully winning $2k stops Chrissy turning this into the final 2 part episode of "The shield".
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    And now to review "Baccarat Casino- How To Win If You're A Low Roller."
    Chrissy wearing a red top, and this nonsense goes roughly 36m
    Subs at time of watching: 12.1k
    Start balance is $2000.30


    There is a real echo in the bunker when playing the video at normal speed.
    Always play it at 2x.

    He had a 9 mitchgale progresion that is $900 at the end.

    2m25s complete lie claims this video is for low rollers as are all of his videos.
    This contradicts a tany he had a few months back about no one knows who he makes his videos for and some other nonsense.

    2m 45s Back to back complete lies Claims he _ONLY_ plays online to make videos for people.
    Seems at odds with all the times he was bragged about how much money he makes playing from home.

    4m he explains today will be "bet on the winner"
    His system is
    $1
    $6
    $13
    $27
    $55
    $111
    $223
    $447
    $900 <-- big boy bet

    You need a $1783 bankroll for this idiocy, shout out of broke ass Zach.

    As someone in the comments pointed out, risking $1700 for $17 is idiocy.

    Chrissy seems to forget the effect of banker commissions on potential wins.

    9m mark Chrissy claims most watchers arent making $15/hr.

    10m Chrissy keeps putting over hes acting like a low roller so low rollers can relate.

    11m5s starts a rmble about discipline.
    He seems to forget he was told to make religious videos and quit after 1.
    Seems to forget all the times he was going to make work out videos for a month and quit.
    Seems to forget all the claims he made about making a video a day for a month and quit.

    11:45 tells us this is an amazing strategy and mitchellgale sequence, and you just need $1783 to make it work.
    Shoutout to broke ass Zach again.

    13m claims no job in the world is going to pay better than gambling at the casino.
    13m15s plugs his elite chums club and mastermind events.
    Why would anyone want to, or need to, pay him any money if this strategy he is currently showing remotely works?

    He kids, he's a secret, start at the $6 bet, and hope you dont hit 8 marties.
    You only need a $1782 bankroll for that and can win a lot more, quicker.

    15m45s claims douche bag haters claim to be rich, but dont show any evidence like he does.

    19m45s claims elite chums club members are low rolling at $1 bets and are making $1000s a week from home.
    And yet, have we seen any of these punters on camera, with evidence of any sort?

    20m Chrissy is up $45.
    A slow boring $45.

    complete lie of epic propotions time 23m40s claims he's made $5000 from home "a hundred times" and so have all of the "inner circle members".
    Apart from the obvious that he'd have to have been doing it for the last 2 years, if he was legitimately consistently doing it, we'd see weekly and monthly transaction logs.

    26m claims he makes more valuable content than anyone else in the world, for free.

    30m probable lie Chrissy mentions his thank you/donate button again and claims the money goes to feeding the poor [probably himself].

    35m despite claiming he'd play out the whole show he stops 3 or 4 hands before the end because he is literally afraid he'll lose some profit and not be able to get it back before the end of the shoe.

    Ya know, he could just play the new shoe.

    Ends at $2066.

    This could have been an ok video for him, if he hadnt claimed being scared at the end.

     
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    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Evening Folks

    Reading 📖 on BBC news 🗞 that another crypto currency giant has gone tits up.
    I forgot about this being one ☝️ of Chrissy Gekkos money 💴 making streams (8 different ones if my memory serves me)

    It all seems to have gone very quiet 🤫 recently that this particular path to printing money from the comfort of your own bed from Kyle is still available to the private inner circle ⭕️

    Anyone know if Chrissy Bottoms is bucking this particular trend like he does with beating the casinos 🎰 with his totally unique, never tried before 9 marty road to riches 🤑 or has it joined sports ⚽️ betting into the complete lie 🤥 filing cabinet?

     
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    More fairy tales from Kyle Prescott, today it’s I gambled with and actually talked to a “famous athlete” who lost 180K. Of course no proof like a photo or video, ya know like truthful people get when they rub elbows with celebs.

    Might have been one of his old Colt co-stars like Frank Difeo! So after a bunch of lies he claims he won more than both of them, no proof of course or perhaps a quick video from said celebrity endorsing the Colt goat! So another complete Lie!

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    Then some more lies about NVB asking for Yellow Eggs, though we were told he was having full conversations about Civil War coming and quoting Rich Dad Poor Dad. But it’s actually just him saying “My Dahhhh Poor oook!”

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    More fairy tales from Kyle Prescott, today it’s I gambled with and actually talked to a “famous athlete” who lost 180K. Of course no proof like a photo or video, ya know like truthful people get when they rub elbows with celebs.

    Might have been one of his old Colt co-stars like Frank Difeo! So after a bunch of lies he claims he won more than both of them, no proof of course or perhaps a quick video from said celebrity endorsing the Colt goat! So another complete Lie!

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    Then some more lies about NVB asking for Yellow Eggs, though we were told he was having full conversations about Civil War coming and quoting Rich Dad Poor Dad. But it’s actually just him saying “My Dahhhh Poor oook!”
    That kid, moving from hotel room to hotel room, is literally homeless. Bedouin children at least go to bed in the same tent every night! I’m no shrink, but he’s gonna grow up insecure, and have difficulty developing the socialization skills necessary to form friendships with other children.

     
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    So Screwman dropped his video about Chrissy, and it literally has NOTHING to do with the midget or gambling.



    It’s just a bunch of jump cuts and highlights of the plane ride and his bullshit speeches. He doesn’t even show any money or chips, just sticks to the same story he posted on FB. Probably because I called him out prior to it’s release and he had no choice but to stay with that narrative.

    No footage of the trip and there was a limo ride without Chrissy, guess he wasn’t tall enough for that ride!

    Screwman also reveals that he had 100K with him, but of course didn’t play with that and it sparked a thought. Chrissy just admitted to getting a Handjob… err hand pay jackpot on YT. If he doesn’t pay taxes on it, the IRS literally has him dead to rights for tax fraud! And that’s a pretty shitty return for a $50 max bet spin. I’ve personally hit hand pays of $3660 and $5910 with a $3 bet. On top of that several $1000-$1199 jackpots on a $3 spin that had NO taxes. Little Kyle is gonna be in for a surprise when he realizes how much he would potentially have to pay on that 2K hand pay. And if he’s dumb enough to not pay, he’ll have to deal with Uncle Sam and irrefutable proof!

     
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      Phantom Limb: Chrissy looking like Uncle Fester fucked an M&M.

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    at first i thought it was a dog barking in the background at the beginning of the video, no lie, but then he turned the camera at little baby goat, i guess maybe Krissy is teaching him how to speak in goatish language?? poor bubs...

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ck1Lj...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

     
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    A quick review of this nonsense:

    Gambling Pro Teaches Me How To WIN in Vegas
    Ryan stewman talking about just about everything other than gambling.
    5m15s of footage:

    Ryan speaks to the camera at the start [foreshadowing of nonsense to come]
    Claims he has $100k, and is not a gambling, and doesnt know how to play.

    17s Ryan pointed out Chrissy "the professional gambler" who is about as far away from the camera as they could keep him.
    In a video with a pro gambler about pro gambling, do you think they'll have the pro gambler speak?

    21s Ryan says words to the effect they are trying to find out if hes for real or not [so Chrissy hasnt provided ryan with any documentation, despite it being so much better than documentation].
    Ryan suggests that if Chrissy isnt legit, he wont be coming back with them.

    37s Ryan starts talking about the media and recession.
    Sounds a lot like where chrissy got his rant about big tech companies cutting staff the other week.

    Ryan then claims he's survived three recessions AND gotten richer each time.
    He claims he managed that because he "kept working".
    I'm sure someone can line up his claims of having been in prison with the recessions to see how true this statement is.

    1m21s Ryan has changed seats to mingle with the people, and he's sitting beside Chrissy.
    Chrissy looks like he wants to kill Ryan [or maybe fuck him, then kill him, or to borrow from "The Running man" movie, kill him, then fuck him]


    1m41s Some of the Apex guys are in a limo making some sort of deal for gucci bags and shit.
    No sign of the star of the video "the pro gambler"

    1m48s Ryan likes pop-ups in his videos, so Chrissy gets one of those.

    2m06s some weasel looking dude [not twink-weasel that Chrissy likes] chimes in about "protective powder" for the bag they are discussing buying for one dude's computer.
    Because apparently buying a bag in vegas means drugs [hurr hurr hurr].
    That weasel dude might be the one who claimed he was smoking the dealer's pole in a post that came out directly after the trip which makes the next comment even worse.

    Then theres some comment about how many letters of the alphabet can you get into your bloodstream and weasel again jokes "hurr hurr, I'm gonna skip v,i, and h" (thats HIV, kids, hurr hurr).

    Now we have a montage of the spce scene/keynote speakers that Chrissy showed, no sign of chrissy though.

    2m43 now we get to real muppetry, there's a "movie deal".
    I initially thought the guy ryan was talking to ws some sort of mildly retarded nephew, and I'm not sure that isnt the case.

    Apparentkly we should expect "Wolf of Wall Street" meets "Narcos" in the near future.

    Chrissy's version will be "The Wolf wearing Granny's panties" meets "Nachos".

    Subtle plkug for Ryan's book "hardcore closer" with the c crossed out to read loser [hurr hurr].

    3m08s The director? script writer? flunky? suggests what could make Ryan's movie different from others is having Ryan as the narrator
    [thats the foreshadowing from the opening of this video, spooky huh]

    So, either this guy hasnt seen "Blow" (shoutout to NZ's own Cliff Curtis as Pablo Escobar) or he's just not that good.

    3m36s The dude claims the start will have significantly more narration like "The Godfather"
    I'm not sure who is fucking who in this deal but they deserve each other.

    Spoiler alert for a movie we';ll never watch: The ending of the movie will be Real Life with Ryan on stage
    This nonsense wraps up and back to hotel/venue montage.

    3m59s Chrissy in his blue picnic table shirt laughing in a camera scrolling cameo.

    Chrissy seated at the dining table BUT due to strategic glass placement we cant see him too well.

    Despite being an assumedly fancy resturant, with classy people, twink-weasel keeps his cap on.

    4m24s despite the title of this nonsense being "Gambling Pro Teaches Me How To WIN in Vegas" we have yet to see any gambling with Chrissy.
    Ryan now opens with "we owe Chrissy an apology" (ruh roh).
    Ryan uses some of the pictures that we have seen already of this epic event.
    Ryan explains his wife had jet lag and was sleepy.
    4m40s Ryan states he made a $5000 bet and "made" $100 from it. No wonder his wife wanted them to fuck off out of this idiotic situation
    This would fit the narrative that Chrissy had them mitchgaling and losing.

    Video fades with Ryan on stage.


    So, this nonsense is probably worth a watch, considering the title, and considering how little Chrissy actually appears in it.

     
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      1dollarboxcar: :)
      
      BedWetterBettor: Appears Ryan doesn’t run to delete comments, so feel free to leave an honest opinion of the Colt goat!
      
      Phantom Limb: Anyone else get a masculine vibe from Ryan's gal? Quite the deep voice
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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