Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BeatTheJerk]

Certainly sounds like he’s getting pushback from the circle jerk offs! We know Brandon has jumped ship and Zach doesn’t believe in his bullshit anymore! There’s likely others who have seen the light and refuse to pay Pastor Prescott any more for his horse shit strategies.

And the admission of the Chiefs loss proves he doesn’t win at sports all the time and it cost him the faith of his loyal sheep who lost on that game too along with the Mets series! At least he can bet on Ping Pong…lmao!

I got questions in the Mikki thread for some of you posters that frequent this thread.

BWB that winning formula is even/minus I know & I’m not paying bills or rent with it. I am up slightly in roulette probably more because I’ve luckily hit the green monster on two occasions totaling 1,500 approximately. I have a new one you guys can clown me on that has been successful exhibition style. Gonna try it out at the casinos for a month or so & if I can produce an even+/draw temporary or not, I will make a video of it just for shits & giggles against me.

I do this shit for fun & free entertainment, because I do have the casinos money overall thus far in my life for very modest amounts. Oh btw if I ever saw CM in real life & he was filming or not filing , I’d be compelled to mock him & haze the fukk out of him, totally worth it to spend a night in jail for that bald lying cawksucker.

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy made a new video from the Air BnB to accompany his off the rails desperate pitch FB post!



Looks like he’s taking a shit in the living room, he should be making money while he poops but instead he spews more diarrhea from the mouth!



Claims you can’t control stocks and crypto. When in reality, you can literally wait until the market corrects and then invest. You obviously have to pay close attention and Know the trends, but is clearly possible.

But of course this dullard thinks he can control a little spinning ball or the variance of random cards drawn or not drawn in negative expectation card game! What did this idiot do when he lost 6K with Zach? Did he control all those hands? Or when he lost 36K at Biloxi, did he control the 9 hand Player streak that killed Him and Rick Lee??

He sure couldn’t control the Mets losing the series against San Diego, like he couldn’t control being filmed at Sycuan & getting exposed! He also couldn’t control the Chiefs not covering the spread and sure couldn’t control his tears when Ohio State cost him $10,000!



This midget can’t even control his stubby legs on a trampoline and Stacy is hilariously more athletic than him!



But looking like this, makes ya wonder if she was a man before she met Kyle?!? Kyle also admits he lives in Dallas now, but being that Frisco is just a suburb of Dallas, it’s basically the same thing. Looks like this rental allows pets as a random cat appears on the floor. Not sure if it’s the same one from the Vegas condo?

[TheRivers]

OMG!! I just watched that video he put out this afternoon. It was the first time in a very long time that I’ve watched one of his videos in its entirety. This one…was Chrissy Gold…no two ways about it.

I’m not even going to waste time talking about the whole “the world economy is doomed and you’re going to starve to death if you don’t earn cash in the casino” angle. That’s just ridiculous even to say….No further analysis needed.

We see a bit more of Chrissy’s “house.” I don’t know if this is an AirBnB or not (my guess is that it isn’t). But it appears to be a very small place. So here’s a guy claiming to make over 100K PER MONTH and he’s living in a tiny house or condo that he’s renting including all of the furniture.

Chrissy stating that he always flies first class. I think The Boz already squashed that one.

Chrissy stating that he can easily afford to go to the World Series again and sit in the front row for $5,000 (with an outfield set value of $1,000. LOL)

Chrissy can make money from anywhere…in his home, in the car, at a hotel, or on an plane 35,000 SQUARE FEET in the air. No seriously…he really said that. Apparently when Chrissy flies he doesn’t get any farther off the ground than the approximate square footage of the White House.

We now find out that Chrissy wasn’t driving people around for Uber…he was driving food with Uber Eats. Well that is just fascinating.

And yes there was this gem. Chrissy stating that until three years ago when he started gambling (2019) he had never stepped foot in a casino….oh really??

[Tariq Reed]

In the above ^^^^^ 2018 photo from Stacy, she says that she and Christopher are successful entrepreneurs, but in today's FB post Christopher says that as a (wannabe) entrepreneur he was a failure at every business (around 20 in total) that he started, invested or joined.

So once again Stacy and Christopher have no problem lying about their level of success in order to get other suckers to join in to their schemes in order to make a buck.

[TheRivers]

The full text from the IG post further above…



Pretty confident sales pitch back then from a woman who was supposedly (according to the current story) dead broke at the time.

[BedWetterBettor]

Kyle compares paying over 50K for his Masturbator mind meetings to paying for a college degree!?! Lol, yea I’m sure you can show hiring managers your Instagram photos as proof you are educated and certified to perform a high Paying job with benefits!



Just like you needing to scam people or the government for money to pay for your dentures and Chia hair plugs!





Maybe while you’re their with these geniuses, you can sell them your old wardrobe, that ginger guy seems to be a fan of your daisy dukes look!



You won’t even have to whack off on camera this time! Hahahahaha

[Tariq Reed]

Maybe while you’re their with these geniuses, you can sell them your old wardrobe, that ginger guy seems to be a fan of your daisy dukes look!

The ginger guy is Zach Hawkins.
https://www.facebook.com/zach.hawkins.104

Don't know who the other guy is but it looks like he buys his jackets at the same place as our friend Jake Fruge.

[zealanddonk]

That picture of Chrissy "Studying" is so hilarious.
You can tell he _RAN_ to get in the front row, because as we know, knowledge dissipates the further away from the speaker that you are.

Guarentee he's taken 1 real college paper as a mature student to see if he could handle it and he held up classes with idiotic statements like
"Gators are ornery because they have all them teeth and no toothbrush".

That's probably where he learnt you cant get a refund as well.

[Tariq Reed]

That picture of Chrissy "Studying" is so hilarious.
You can tell he _RAN_ to get in the front row, because as we know, knowledge dissipates the further away from the speaker that you are.

Guarentee he's taken 1 real college paper as a mature student to see if he could handle it and he held up classes with idiotic statements like
"Gators are ornery because they have all them teeth and no toothbrush".

That's probably where he learnt you cant get a refund as well.

Waterboy was a funny movie.

[zealanddonk]

I'm about to watch Chrissy';s 12 minutes of nonsense from yesterday:
Before the video statretd there was an ad for Chester Zoda who used entitled language, normal nonsense like chrissy and then Chrissy's own catchphrase
"I"m not saying this to impress you, but to impress upon you..."
Did chester copy Chrissy -- probably not.
Did Chester and Chrissy both go through some mlm scam at some point and learn this all powerful phrase to instantly shut down the haters? -- probably.

Anyways enough of that nonsense, onto chrissy's nonsense.

Chrissy opens wearing a black top (later revleaed to one of his I am BLOAT range)
He claims he has $25k cash with him and he's going to run it through his cash counter.

From approx 33 seconds to 60 seconds money machine goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

1m27s Chrissy points out the place is messy because of NVB's birthday yesterday and then proceeds to trip over "1" of his cats.

Who looks after them while he is away?

2m10s Chrissy reminds us he is the best and how much you can make from home.
He forgets to mention "You can also make negative, yes negative $2660 by two dumbass sports bets that fail"

4m Chrissy claims to be healthy (probably a lie based on the stressors we've seen and being jealous of his wife and kid napping in the afternoon)

4m40s Chrissy claims you are 100% in control at the casino, and will assumedly start his 4 points of nonsense that he posted the other day

1) You control your starting bankroll, you mean the same as real estate, bitcoin, the stock market -- what a fucking tool Chrissy is.

2) You control what games you play at the casino you mean like buying any crypto coin you want to choose, which stockmarket and which stocks you want to buy (there are some limits on real estate but lets be honest, Chrissy isnt buying land overseas any time soon)

We'll skip to point 4 and come back to point 3

4) You control how much time you spend in the casino, the same with crypto and stocks (or has chrissy not heard of day trading, please please please someone get Chrissy into day trading). With real estate people do buy places to rennovate and flip, or just flip quickly.
So the only difference with the 4th one is the amount of time taken, whereas Chrissy previously preached against jackpot/quick rich quick mentality, it seems thats what he is preaching lately.
As we saw with the short from a month ago (great spotting by BWB I believe) that he reposted recently, he claimed to have made $10k off $25k in a day.
Likewise he had some idiotic goal of $30k off $15k from 4 casinos in a day which he failed at

So this leaves the 3rd point:
"You are in contorl of how much or how little you make at the casino"
As we sw the other day Chrissy claimed he had the ability to make $7500 from a casino, then replicate that 3 more times to make $30k in 1 day.
Chrissy _FAILED_ at that.
With stocks you can control the buy and sell price to generate a specific profit you want EXACTLY.
If you can get it or not is a slightly different issue.


6m Chrissy repeats the claim you can print money on demand at the casino.
Chrissy seems to forget how he printed -$2660 on Sunday.
Did he feed the paper into the printer backwards?

6m10s Chrissy states he now lives in Dallas, Texas
Again we can only infer he means he's left Frisco and God's voice that told him to move close to Keithy was schizophrenia
I am not a medical doctor, this is not a medical diagnosis.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-...s/syc-20354443
"Schizophrenia is a serious mental disorder in which people interpret reality abnormally."

"Delusions. These are false beliefs that are not based in reality. For example, you think that you're being harmed or harassed; certain gestures or comments are directed at you; you have exceptional ability or fame;"

As we know however the following symptom is not quite so clear "lack the ability to experience pleasure"
Often when Chrissy gets that sweet sweet $25 win, its a "hollar atcha boi" and he is clearly quite happy.
Other times as people pointed out, when Chrissy claimed to have won over $20k in the day, there was no pleasure in it, just moaning about being tired and how hard he had to work at it.

6m40s Chrissy's now imfamous "35 000 square feet up in the air" comment -- this is also how youtube captioner reads it so its exactly what he said.

6m58 chrissy says he made some notes, because now he's about to go into the Doom and Gloom, World is ending scenario time.
7m15s Chrissy claims Facebook, Google, Amazon and Walmart are laying off massive numbers of people.
Naturally he does not cite any sources (something a college graduate would know to do), does not quantify what he means by massive, are we talking a percentage, are we talking America only or globally, are we talking thousands, tens of thousands, made up millions like Chrissy's made up millions?

Nostradamus Prescott seems to forget about the Ukraine/Russia war that started months ago that is strongly impacting the world.

8m20s Chrissy claims he was delivering for Uber Eats [I'm sure another video he has mentioned having passengers, he was probably doing both]
8m24s Complete lie detected Chrissy uses the phrase "As God as my witness" which we know is code for "LOL watch these idiots believe my lies"

Repeats his claim he does whatever he wants: Does he forget he is on the airport's schedule not his own, does he forget he couldnt go to Macau for the Baccky tournament (yeah yeah he later claimed that he made it up to trick all the haters who took all of 10 seconds to point many faults in his idiocy)

10m10s Going back to the earlier observation about schizophrenia or possibly just idiocy, Chrissy claims he teaches people from _every_ country in the world.
Go on chrissy, show us your North Korean numbers.
How's business in South Sudan going?

10m30s Chrissy going balls deep into this nonsense including he can go into any casino in the world and print money on demand.
Other than the issue of dress code we have not seen any evidence he has left America.
We have no evidence he has a passport.

10m40s Claims he travels first class, yet videos and photos suggest otherwise.

12m20s claims things will be worse than 2007/2008.
Wasnt Kyle PRescott getting blowjobs from truckers then? Wasnt that timeframe full of fond memories for Kyle Prescott?

So this was the live action version of his nonsense FB rant.
About the only interesting part is his claim he was driving for Uber Eats which was possibly already known.

[BeerAndPoker]

Christopher Mitchell is just twisted comedy at this point.

Everyone knows he's a scammer shill who takes advantage of people who are clueless but really want to "change their lives" for the good.

Anytime I check this site these days this thread is the largest active one. It has to be one of the Top 5 all time in views if I had to guess.

People love drama and posting about the latest bowel movement from Chrissy I guess. Some guys making a dedicated youtube channel out of wanting to expose him too.

Chrissy just isn't worth wasting that much time on in life.

He's not even slick at what he does the guy is pitching a gambling coaching package like he's a 1990's Don Lapre infomercial.

[BedWetterBettor]

Christopher Mitchell is just twisted comedy at this point.

Everyone knows he's a scammer shill who takes advantage of people who are clueless but really want to "change their lives" for the good.

Anytime I check this site these days this thread is the largest active one. It has to be one of the Top 5 all time in views if I had to guess.

People love drama and posting about the latest bowel movement from Chrissy I guess. Some guys making a dedicated youtube channel out of wanting to expose him too.

Chrissy just isn't worth wasting that much time on in life.

He's not even slick at what he does the guy is pitching a gambling coaching package like he's a 1990's Don Lapre infomercial.

^^^ Rep fail re-post:

Fair Enough, but if even ONE person sees this thread and opts to NOT pay Chrissy money for his bullshit, then all the time and effort is worth it! Last month alone we had not One but Two of his most loyal followers jump off his tip and have admittedly stopped following him. That’s enough validation to show our efforts are in fact paying off.

Annnnnd posts like this from Little Kyle prove it’s getting to him and he’s gone off the rails again with the Partnership with God rants. Lol, he really can’t accept that Christians won’t follow a gay porn gambling buffoon and makes these types of videos, hahaha!



This dumbass thinks a glitch on the BOL website was actually a miracle from God and proves he’s anointed to win all the time. Bahahahahahahahahaha!

He makes up some rambling story that he was so upset by this glitch that he called BOL customer service and demanded they take the money out of his account because he didn’t actually win the 4 leg parlay! Hahahaha, sure sure just like he probably called Brandon and Zach to offer them their money back after costing them over 4K each, right Kyle???

So he rambles on and on how this some sort of divine intervention that they paid him for a 3 team parlay instead of a 4 team parlay, not realizing that lineup changes happen hours before a game and will affect the betting odds.

Claims he donated 10K to the poor and somehow that gave his bets “super natural powers”… hahahahhaha, the only super powers Kyle has is letting truck drivers suck his pee pee and getting rides from Texas to California!

So after he’s done spouting more lies and religious nonsensical babble, he finally gets to the point… a sales pitch! What a shock, the broke joke fake millionaire has to tell a long winded bunch of lies just to sell something?!? And that something is, an invitation to his birthday booty bash for $5000! The same one that was PROMISED to be included as part of the membership fee for joining the inner circle jerk!

But this generous Christian masturbating man will grace you with the coupon that Tariq found days ago and give you $1000 off the event you’re supposed to get free admission for! Wow, what a deal!! Come be extorted by the guy who forgot his bankroll at Home during the first bday bash, then lost his ass with Brandon the 2nd one and then told Brandon to LEAVE the Yacht club party for reasons to be announced soon!

Yep folks, what a man of god. Turning away his number one pupil for a shinier new toy!!

[1dollarboxcar]

Krissy is too stupid to navigate and understand how to use his favorite website, if there was some sort of glitch who would want to use that website.....
you don't think that glitch could work against you at some point in time.... if there was a glitch?? see if this comment lasts from todays video



Finding Keno
5 minutes ago
I noticed that when game 1 starts then game 2 is available to bet. Braves game 1 started around noon which was the first of 4 games that day.. Wondering if you made those bets when game 1 already started to where you ended up betting on game 2 which would be on the bottom of the list of games to bet.

[1dollarboxcar]

cause he has gay swagger, i'm pretty sure someone can do something with this pic

[1dollarboxcar]

remember the other day i think it was the monday night football game, he bet the same game twice cause he was so sure on the winner ( keep this in mind for this parlay thing ) and keep in mind i am not a sports bettor and have never made an online bet, occasionally when i go to Vegas or my local casino i might just maybe every once in awhile make a sports bet just for fun and not too much of a wager,

so on this day he makes 4 bets, Braves game is ( game # 922 ) according to his ticket in the video today, a little later not realizing the Braves game already started he tries to parlay these 4 bets, gets the other 3 games in his parlay cause they haven't started yet but Braves game has started so they offer him tomorrows braves game which is game # 932 which he shows on screen in his video , so mondays braves game is #922 and tuesadays Braves game is #932 so this idiot accidentally wins a 4 game parlay ( 3 games on monday and the 4th on tuesday ) but he is too stupid to realize he lost the Braves game outright on moday game # 922 because that game was never in the parlay, it was the other 3 games on monday + the tuesday game he accidentally bet and put in a parlay..... kinda just like Finding Keno said in the YT comments does this sound about right ??

[BedWetterBettor]

More lies and contradictions from the Bloated goat!



How does one start a shoplifting “business”??? Do you put up fliers and hand out business cards to your clubhouse friends? I’m sure he likely means he got caught shoplifting and had to appear before a judge and explain his actions. And since we all know what a buffoon he can be in front of a judge, thanks to Lee, we can figure out how that went!

And as far as a car wash business, the frat men videos where he washed Bob’s Cadillac in nothing but his shoes does Not count!

Didn’t he just state in the Ginuwine FB post that he was a male stripper 25 years ago? Or like all his nude misadventures when he was 18? Now he claims he started doing that at 20??? I mean we all know EXACTLY what he was doing for money from ages 20-31, with proof to boot! I guess little Kyle forgot about all those lonely nights spanking his monkey on some old creep’s red couch? Maybe that Subpoena from Colt will jog his memory?

And why admit to being a drug dealer all of a sudden? We saw by the Meth stained teeth and wide coked out eyes you were doing drugs, but you musta been pretty shitty at selling em to think you can start a “business” out of it!

Funny he also continuously posted about driving for Uber, yet doesn’t mention that among his failed business ventures? So is that another complete lie? I actually found a photo of Kyle’s work history courtesy of Warrior69!

Chrissy’s Car Wash…lol!



Chrissy’s Couch Confessions



Annnnnnd Chrissy’s Exotic Dancing with his Baby Peen!

[Tariq Reed]

Nothing screams "rock star millionaire lifestyle" like sitting at some local bar, watching a baseball game by yourself.

It's the playoffs, but CM doesn't have a bunch (or any) guy friends to hang out with, have a beer, and watch a baseball game with.

The only time we really even see him hanging out with anyone is when they're paying him money or he's paying money to someone else's group.

Strictly transactional friendships.

And since CM says he put money on this game, it's likely that he took the losing Dodgers since he always picks favorites on moneyline bets.

But I'm sure there will be a video tomorrow showing his BOL bets and explaining everything.

It's almost Sunday and he hasn't made up the $2,660 loss from Monday night yet.

God may need to intervene again.

[Dan Druff]

A PFA listener is currently making a behind the scenes effort to get Chrissy's YouTube channel shut down again.

If it disappears in the coming weeks, you'll know it was a result of this. I wish I could take credit, but it's not my effort. However, I've been informed of it, and we shall see if it's successful.

[UtahDrone]

https://www.swaggermagazine.com/tips...at-the-casino/

Here’s the link to the “SWAGGER” article, featuring the rented Lambo photo.

[UtahDrone]

More lies and contradictions from the Bloated goat!

His life story just keeps evolving, doesn’t it? He’s trying to spin his Colt Studios days into a “male exotic dance business.” And now he’s adding that he tried to be a drug dealer?

He’s also trying to show his very impressive resume of being a “serial entrepreneur.”