Annnnnd he’s already found new midgets who can make money off him, however this time at least it’s honest and fair.Originally Posted by TheRivers
Here is his new Mentor and it would appear he quit the first insurance company in August and joined up with this new one. I have a feeling he’s gonna have a tough go at it considering it took him over 200 calls to make One sale! But that’s the insurance game!!
Out of rep, when Zachy heard that story about Chrissy giving the guy $2k he must have thought to himself "What are the odds Chrissy has done this twice?"
The other shenanigans was the time when there was very unusual wording that implied Zachy busted and Chrissy "went to work" and bailed him out.
Will be interesting to know if that was the same situation or not given how po faced both of them looked on the video.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Finishing my previous rep…
The 2K story happened the only time that Zach’s wife joined them at the casino.
Good point.
I wonder if the "I dont want your opinion" rant is a result of Zachy's wife calling him out.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Well, it seems we will never know! Zach either deleted the ZeroToMillionGambler or renamed it to the insurance account and removed all the gambling videos😆😆
If I remember correctly though, the video with his wife went something like…
“Arrrrright everybody, brought my wife to the casino to watch me suck off the Colt goat! And I’m in the process of processing my processor!”
*****cuts to nasty buffet food*****
“Arrrrright, just got done with our session and we’re up $295 learning the process from the processed food consuming Vegan known as Kyle…. Errrr I mean Chris!”
*****cuts to dumbfounded look on Brit’s face*****
“Arrrrright, honey wudda ya think of my Love for the Goat of Colt now???”
Brit - “Uhhhhh I don’t know what just happened?!?!?”
{Chrissy panics and grabs the phone} “Folks, folks, folks, fo…”
*****Fade to black*****
yeah it's definitely a new account, cause i was following the old one and if it was just renamed and not deleted i would be automatically following this new one , anyways new tiktok acct. too.....
Well, it seems we will never know! Zach either deleted the ZeroToMillionGambler or renamed it to the insurance account and removed all the gambling videos😆😆
If I remember correctly though, the video with his wife went something like…
“Arrrrright everybody, brought my wife to the casino to watch me suck off the Colt goat! And I’m in the process of processing my processor!”
*****cuts to nasty buffet food*****
“Arrrrright, just got done with our session and we’re up $295 learning the process from the processed food consuming Vegan known as Kyle…. Errrr I mean Chris!”
*****cuts to dumbfounded look on Brit’s face*****
“Arrrrright, honey wudda ya think of my Love for the Goat of Colt now???”
Brit - “Uhhhhh I don’t know what just happened?!?!?”
{Chrissy panics and grabs the phone} “Folks, folks, folks, fo…”
*****Fade to black*****
https://www.tiktok.com/@zerotomillio...LidtytHGV&_r=1
Nice Zachey Insurance-as-a-lottery ticket find.
If you're interested, Zachey has kept the TikTok Gambling-as-a-lottery ticket page around, with all 36 days of Zero to less than Zero by the 36th day still there:
https://www.tiktok.com/@zerotomilliongambler?lang=en
nothing past the 36th day however (Sept 20, 2022, nearly three weeks ago).
BTW, the Zach situation is a fantastic example that you do not try to do "whatever it takes" / trust the process / shut your damn month and just pay me when it comes to Chrissy's strategies. They are based on Negative EV gambling and can never work long term...they only work for him when you pay him.
Chrissy touting a win in the Mets-Padres game tonight. He wagered $870 to win $514….which tells me that he likely bet the Mets yesterday and lost anywhere from $400-$500…and hence the odd wager size of $870 today., Martingale life baby!!
Chrissy's sportsbetting strategy:
"This team is better than the other team. I will bet it for favorite money, or the favorite spread line."
Complex stuff. From the mind of a guy who thinks the Martingale will set you up for life.
Chrissy as you are an avid reader 🧑*🏫 of this blog can you pm me and give me a free taster sports bet on the silly 🙃 boys rugby 🏉 in Londonshire today (that’s In England 🏴 as you wouldn’t know that)
It’s the Giants Packers and as I am a Bears 🐻 fanatic I don’t know 🤷*♂️ much about these teams so and expert opinion would be helpful.
Thanks 🙏 mate 👍
New video today showing a tour of the boat. Not only do we get treated to a view of what someone can rent when 10 not very smart people pay them $35,000 but we also are witness to Bubs yelling “Hi Dad!” Yes folks…it has finally happened. He turns 3 this month.
A middle aged man that gives everything away to the casinos and rent---being it homes, boats, cars, ect.
You could hand this guy 2 million dollars and he would still find a way to be broke in a year. It's truly unreal.
I will say this, if one could find a real gambler to feed Chris real information and let Chris be the front man this could be a nice little side business for the real gambler.
Chris has no shame and will do "whatever it takes" for his family---errr to feed his gambling addiction and to pose as a rich man.
OMG 😱 after all these years silent Champers has finally said something coherent.
I reckon by the time he departs from higher education he may even be able to spell his name , although the little chap may be clever enough to to follow his father into the family business like the Rockefellers the Fords The Astors The Trumps etc etc.
Must admit Folks 😢 I’m getting emotional 😭 I feel as though I am a huge part of Stacykins life, although I’m not Magnus Karlsen (he’s the best chess ♟ player in history Chrissy , that’s the game that involves a brain 🧠 fyi) I have been here from the the start , not like all you Johnny come latelys 😄 I genuinely believe that non verbal bubs should have a voice.
Begads , who amongst us keyboard ⌨️ warriors can remember a very fat pregnant 🤰 Stacy in her workout 🏋️*♂️ by Kyle vid before YT saw the light 💡 and deleted the bald 👩*🦲 gay fucks account.
Stacy, to let you know there are are hundreds of real men who would be delighted 😃 to impregnate you with a proper functional child Forum Wars,Mr Elmo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Sir Jeffrey Dime esq to name but three , all you need to do is PM us.
Who knows even our beloved moderator Mr Druff May fancy a quick knee trembler 😃
Look forward to hearing from you Honey 🍯 peaches 🍑
You won’t be surprised 😯 to hear 👂 Folks that I didn’t receive a pm from @sports tips by Kyle Inc.
If you are interested packers up by 7 in the third , I’m flicking over to FOOTBALL ⚽️ now.
Nothing really useful or new other than NVB’s first speaking role in a Prescott Productions video! Next thing he’ll be saying is “You ready? You ready?? Hahhh!?!?”
On a somewhat unrelated note, BDubs looks awfully gay(and by gay I mean Happy!) laying between two older, fatter shirtless men and a third lard filled lad with his balls hanging out! Do we think perhaps he made a new friend to replace Chrissy on the Booty Boat bash?
Judging by those laughable physiques, it would appear the circle jerk club no longer includes workout and fitness videos from Little Kyle!
This Zach guy is a real character. So now its a get rich quick scheme with life insurance. I mean wtf?Annnnnd he’s already found new midgets who can make money off him, however this time at least it’s honest and fair.
Here is his new Mentor and it would appear he quit the first insurance company in August and joined up with this new one. I have a feeling he’s gonna have a tough go at it considering it took him over 200 calls to make One sale! But that’s the insurance game!!
Where does he even come up with the time lines? For gambling it was 3 years to a million. Health insurance is 18 months.
Shows the simple minds that Chris attracts.
Wow 😯 Those fat bastards on Kyle Onassis yacht could all do with the 30 day Chrissy flab to muscle program , only 600 bucks a month Folks , problem is the mentor (Chrissy) will drop out after a day and leave you to your own devices whilst he stuffs his ickle chubby fingers into his vile chubby mouth 👄 with Warren food that no normal human would feed to a dog 🐶
But don’t you dare question 🙋*♂️ him you losers in life
CM's 48 hour $5K offer post has disappeared from his Facebook page after only 24 hours.
Lol, back to doing fire sale pricing to scrape up some cash! Guess that 46K win was a complete lie!
So either all the spots filled up super quick or it was such a flop that he wanted to memory-hole this post really quick and pretend it never happened.
Even his Apex brother Josh Duke who said it was a "great offer" apparently didn't PONY up the cash himself for a CM strip tease meet & greet.
dead beat douche bags^^
CM's 48 hour $5K offer post has disappeared from his Facebook page after only 24 hours.
Lol, back to doing fire sale pricing to scrape up some cash! Guess that 46K win was a complete lie!
So either all the spots filled up super quick or it was such a flop that he wanted to memory-hole this post really quick and pretend it never happened.
Even his Apex brother Josh Duke who said it was a "great offer" apparently didn't PONY up the cash himself for a CM strip tease meet & greet.
It was probably a TEST of all his followers to see who was GREEDY and try to get $25k worth of value for only $5k.
I wouldnt be surprised if there isnt another tantrum video soon.
speaking of: Chrissy's boat trip video has been pulled apart.
Other highlights include:
First 90 seconds is from his promo video of the trip earlier.
2m15s Chrissy asks Jacky to make way for him so he go down below.
2m35s NVB (shout out to NVB) is oooooking in the background "pop" repeatedly.
Chrissy probably wishing they kept him non-verbal.
Also, they spot a big flabby white whale (inside the boat no less).
3m10s Chrissy pans over the food for the trip.
Quite a reasonable spread that would have been included in the boat's package deal most likely.
Not worth $4500pp but lets be honest, we didnt expect it would be.
3m49s controversial take: a woman on helium off screen said hi dad and Chrissy pretends NVB spoke
NVB then goes back to ooooking pop pop and eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
4m20s Chrissy continues his obsession with bathrooms.
In fairness the bathtub/shower on the boat is nice.
4m45s Natch Chrissy pats himself on the back saying he had to pay a massive price for this life style but now he's enjoying it.
Because most people arent degenerate gamblers living in fantasyland.
5m20 the videographer for the documentary makes a brief appearance.
Definitely not his first boat ride, or job dealing with an insufferable client from the looks of things.
Oddly the video just ends at the 6m2s mark with Chrissy saying they are in the middle of the ocean and him with his reflective glasses on.
This would be a great found footage clip if we didnt already know he's back on land making a fool of himself.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
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