Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Unsurprisingly its just gone past the BOL affliate payout cycle so Chrissy has a new video:

White Hoody titled "Professional Gambler Plays Baccarat And Roulette."
Highlights: He's now using "elite coaching club" instead of "private inner circle".


Goes 22 mintues.
Since tis been so long since his last video, and since he doesnt display his win loss or cash out deposit screens, we'll just have to use the start balance today of $4000.57

Chrissy is also reclining, so this is the first piece of furniture we've seen in awhile.

3m mark Chrissy drinks an unusual brown liquid from a bottle. Oddly his hand is covering the label so at this stage we dont know what it is.
If you've seen Austin Powers "it tastes a bit nutty" springs to mind.

I slowed the video to normal speed because something slightly odd flashed up on the screen.
Chris sounds like a right mong when he talks "normally".

3m 44s Chrissy accidently shows his browser sceen set up.
There does not appear to be anything unusual, as it has two screencastify, 1 picture in picture and one tab labelled "lucky streak"

4m 20s Chrissy now talks about an "elite coaching club" not sure if thats new terminology or not.

5m He is reading his new script, and claims you get to play for 2 hours live* each week.
*He does clarify that live is the follow along online thing that he has said before, so he is being relatively honest and consistent.
The main point is though he previously said 1-2 hours and this very much sounds like a guarantee of 2 hours.

7m Chrissy has been placing $25 bets and using normal martingale, a coupla losses later, hes at $200 so mitchellgales it to $218 (to have an even balance if he loses).
Sadly his 2 improves to an 8 vs a dealer's 5 that lowered to a 4.

Misses a hand because he's distracted by football on tv.

9m *lol* claims he has a new laptop and new software so he cant see the time.
Why not look at his brand new LOLex


15m 40 claims dealers in roulette can sometimes be streaky and he's seen 17 blacks in a row before.
Yeah that joke writes itself.

He loses a few spins, wins a few spins, rambles on from his normal script about how rgeat his ECC is.
Finishes at $4325 for a profit of $325.

So other than the new branding of "elite coaching club", not much here worth watching.

[zealanddonk]

PV any chance of a screenshot of those words?

I'm sure they are all positive christian language.

[Phantom Limb]

The Grifter Only Assholes Trust implies in his latest FB post that he's taking a private jet but posts a YT short from the airport us deadbroke douchebags use.

Muses about the "finer things" while posting a pic of his hag with man hands eating ice cream.

The good life. LOL

[BedWetterBettor]

Cue John Lennon…





Imagine having to lie about being Vegan only to watch your gross, old hag of a wife stuff her face in her finest Keith Craft T-shirt with Vegan delicacies like this!



Imagine having to hide your homosexuality from everyone but it gets exposed daily on a forum???







Imagine being Literally caught with your pants around your ankles having to wank for a dirty old geezer on camera for a Measly $250???

Imagine what other photos I’ve found from that One Admirer known as Warrior69 and may or may not release?

[Tariq Reed]

Well it's no surprise that CM's "luxurious private jet" FB photo is a shutterstock image used in a Business Insider article from July 2020.

But keep imagining!!

[Mrhorney]

Thanks 🙏 Mr Donk for your summary , we have missed them , not your fault but ikle slaphead Kyle/Kirk/Chrissy haven’t to spend a few days doing Dilf vids to earn a crust.

Also thanks for your information , I wasn’t born yesterday and I would never ever be suckered in to joining a private inner circle ⭕️ pah what utter humbug , however if there is an elite gambling 🎰 club then that is completely different.

Do you know if this is for free or is there a subscription?

[Mrhorney]

Hmm 🤨 seems a tad expensive Mr BWB.
Any guarantees? needs to be northwards of 99% aaaaaaaaaaaaand as Mrs H is showing signs of wear and tear due to age can I negotiate some off the masturbation amount of the subscription? After all when I am a total drooling 🤤 vegetable 🥕 on the verge of turning into an axe 🪓 wielding homicidal maniac frothing at the mouth with my sexual frustration I can always flick back to Stacy in her gym gear 👍

[zealanddonk]

I'm sure Chrissy can explain why he has 250k instagram followrs and less than 6k youtube followers.

[BedWetterBettor]

Oh No, Zachy the lackey is back playing 50 cent roulette bets to get his 4K losses back en route to getting that sweet million promised to him in the coloring book!



But wait, he’s going beyond the 3% daily win total!?!? How dare he go against the Colt goat’s teachings! Did he learn nothing from the insight from Chrissy inside the lambo whilst Zach was admittedly “bent over”???

What are your thoughts Chrissy??

[1dollarboxcar]

uncle Zach is tuning his skills cause he can get more reps in and practice at the fiddy cent level...🤔

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cis14...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[crudebar]

uncle Zach is tuning his skills cause he can get more reps in and practice at the fiddy cent level...🤔

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cis14...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

I get so much enjoyment out of those videos. I enjoy how he says it's not a "get rich quick" yet the plan is to turn $40 into 1 million. LOL

Then him learning skills. What skill exactly---using your mind to control where the ball lands and double your bet after every loss....one can get better at this?

I'll be interested in what he does after he loses this micro bankroll yet again.

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy testing out his new BJ strategy in AC???

https://pressofatlanticcity.com/comm...7d6007da2.html


A long article, but still funny stuff about a guy playing Blackjack by mimicking the dealer’s rules. He even mocks players who double down and split claiming it’s a “trap” created by the casino.

I know little Kyle doesn’t hit 12-16 unless of course he has a NEW strategy that rebukes Satan and tells him NOW he can double or hit 12. So maybe that voice spoke to him and commanded him to do this craziness?!?

Wouldn’t be shocked if the guy doing this is in fact a Chrissy follower!

[Elmo]

First, I want to say excellent posts and contributions by the gang here as always.



Every time we post something, it’s one dagger to the side of Christopher Mitchell. Eventually, those wounds are going to lead to his downfall.



I watched the parody that Utah Drone did (strong work with the videos and please keep them coming!) in reference to the Bloat and his rented Lamborghini. I was cracking up! He really rented a car just to take it to the casino? I mean…really?



Smh…this cunt ceases to amaze me. I never seen a so-called 1% self made millionaire, billionaire or whatever this preposterous and fraudulent financial guru claims to be act in such a manner. This man owns nothing. Positively nothing. He rents. He has no legal and no sustainable income at all. Come on IRS, you have to audit and catch this guy!



In the last video with Zach, he stated that he’s so comfortable in the casino. You really know why? When you gamble with others’ finances that are not yours, of course you won’t give a damn. That clearly shows how demented and callous Chrissy really is. On top of his gambling addiction, it just makes this even more odious and vile on Kyle’s behalf.



Also…I would like to thank Christopher for reading this Thread every day. It makes me happy. I can’t even imagine the conversations that Skank and Kyle have on a daily basis.



For instance:

Skank: “Chris. We have to talk. They are talking about you again.”

Kyle: “What are you talking about? I’m the GOAT.”

Skank: “But Hon. I didn’t know you did so much gay pornography before we met and while we dated.”

Kyle: “As God as my witness and I swear on this Super 8 bible, Skank, I mean Stace I never did gay porn.”

Skank: “Um…ok. Well…we have to go back to Columbus soon and get more more money from my father. We can’t keep up this lifestyle you’re keep trying to portray.”

Kyle: “Do what you have to do, bitch. I’m the GOAT.”

Skank: “Just remember who co-signed that Lexus with the GOAT license plate with your terrible credit history”.

NVB: *broken and garbled unintelligible speech*

Take care everyone and be safe.



As always…fuck you, Christopher

[zealanddonk]

As always…fuck you, Christopher

How long before it's Zachy's face instead of NVB?

[BedWetterBettor]

So little Kyle is in Tampa from his latest IG video and it looks like the private “yacht” is nothing more than a Pontoon boat, lol!



He’s definitely not renting a house as that would actually require a real credit check, so it’s another dingy motel for the Colt goat and his masturbator mindless morons! If anyone recognizes the adjacent buildings or the bridge, feel to drive by and give a shout-out to the Bloat and Brown Nose Brandon!

Last time Chrissy was in Tampa was probably for a convention that started like this…



And probably ended like this!

[Tariq Reed]

CM gives us his mindset training for the day, but it turns out that even while he's training future millionaires in his Elite Coaching Program, Christopher has time to scroll through Facebook and check out what other scammers like Luc Longmire (APEX member and Forex trading coach with IM Academy financial mlm) who gave him 3 Fire Emojis for his comment.

And notice that Luc Longmire somehow managed to get the Facebook blue checkmark.



Yep, turns out that CM is taking Luc Longmire's morning mindset training and re-wording it slightly for his own use.



But at least CM tells Luc that he's going to steal this content and Luc gives his approval because scammers got to support each other.

[BedWetterBettor]

Rivers may have hit on something here ^^^

Wonder if Craft or Fruge orchestrates the whole thing? He sends plants like Zach to these mastermind events and has them brag to everyone at church and online how great it is.

The real saps like Brandon and Stefano see that and say “Hey I wanna be part of this!?!!” So they shell out the money, then do actual testimonials which they probably don’t even believe, but just to be indoctrinated into this elite society cult they go along.

All the while Chrissy is fully complicit in taking the money thru thrive cart and giving the Sugar Daddies their cut! We know Chrissy is too stupid to think of this on his own and it may very well be what he paid Craft for in the first place! Craft has Fruge or Justin Kyle Nevils run point and Chrissy follows their instructions to the T.

This is basically how MLM offices are run, one guy hires 4 guys who each hire 4 guys, etc. Give them scripts , white boards, notepads and even fancy ledgers to hand out, like Chrissy suddenly does now! All carefully structured to follow to the same business plan of bilking people out of money for worthless goods.

Think about this, Zach has no money, rents a small place in Frisco and clearly isn’t successful. How is he affording $1000 and up to attend these events? He ain’t winning it, but Chrissy must be allowing him to tag along for free in the hopes ONE sucker will see it and plop down 10K or more to shadow the Colt goat!

[Tariq Reed]

Rivers may have hit on something here ^^^

Wonder if Craft or Fruge orchestrates the whole thing? He sends plants like Zach to these mastermind events and has them brag to everyone at church and online how great it is.

The real saps like Brandon and Stefano see that and say “Hey I wanna be part of this!?!!” So they shell out the money, then do actual testimonials which they probably don’t even believe, but just to be indoctrinated into this elite society cult they go along.

All the while Chrissy is fully complicit in taking the money thru thrive cart and giving the Sugar Daddies their cut! We know Chrissy is too stupid to think of this on his own and it may very well be what he paid Craft for in the first place! Craft has Fruge or Justin Kyle Nevils run point and Chrissy follows their instructions to the T.

This is basically how MLM offices are run, one guy hires 4 guys who each hire 4 guys, etc. Give them scripts , white boards, notepads and even fancy ledgers to hand out, like Chrissy suddenly does now! All carefully structured to follow to the same business plan of bilking people out of money for worthless goods.

Think about this, Zach has no money, rents a small place in Frisco and clearly isn’t successful. How is he affording $1000 and up to attend these events? He ain’t winning it, but Chrissy must be allowing him to tag along for free in the hopes ONE sucker will see it and plop down 10K or more to shadow the Colt goat!

A lot of these guys have long history of MLM involvement, so they already have the same mindset and talking points, regardless of the product or service that they're pushing. And a lot of these guys are APEX members, so they're just "brothers" supporting each other's businesses, shady or not.

CM is just mingling with these guys and absorbing what they do and using it for his own purposes.

CM is also spending money with them and attempting to get his suckers to buy affiliate products (websites and amazon automation) from them.

We've seen for years that CM already had the ability to talk and sell, but he's learning a higher level of showmanship from these guys.

And if anyone was orchestrating Zach, they'd be pretty stupid to let him put out those ridiculous Instagram roulette videos, because we all know that $41 is not ever going to grow to a $million.

No one at church or at the EXP realty office will be impressed by Zach's gambling success on Instagram.

[Tariq Reed]

BedWetterBettor: Perhaps, but if you’re one of the idiots who paid him for one on one coaching at a casino, and then you see Zach being brought to gamble several times for free, you have to question why that’s happening?

What actually surprises me is that CM doesn't tell Zach to take all his Instagram videos down.

Interestingly, CM doesn't even follow Zach's Instagram account (unless using a burner IG) but Stacy Mitchell does.

Maybe he doesn't even know about Zach's nonsense.



But as we can see by this commentary by Chris Bird on his Finding Keno YT channel, Christopher has found true believers that are so brainwashed that even seeing Zach lose $2,000 can be explained away by saying he's new to gambling, that no one wins right away, that you have to get all the ingredients in Christopher Mitchell's recipe just right or else it won't work.

Chris Bird even says that he thinks Brandon will become "one of the best soon".

Chris Bird even thinks that Jeff the trucker took 2 years to learn but is now "soaring like an eagle".

I guess he doesn't know that Jeff lost $65,000 in July.

I mean, CM has truly lucked into finding the most delusional people ever into following him.

I still remember in 1997 when 39 members of the Heaven's Gate UFO cult committed suicide in San Diego because they were convinced that their souls were going to be teleported to a UFO that was following the Hale-Bopp comet.

So if that cult leader could find 39 people to commit suicide to get onto a UFO, it doesn't seem far-fetched that CM could find 10-20 people who think he's a gambling genius and pay him $499 monthly for divine instructions and $3,500 for in-person training.

To rational people it doesn't make sense, but these aren't rational people.

[zealanddonk]

BedWetterBettor: Perhaps, but if you’re one of the idiots who paid him for one on one coaching at a casino, and then you see Zach being brought to gamble several times for free, you have to question why that’s happening?

What actually surprises me is that CM doesn't tell Zach to take all his Instagram videos down.

Interestingly, CM doesn't even follow Zach's Instagram account (unless using a burner IG) but Stacy Mitchell does.

Maybe he doesn't even know about Zach's nonsense.



But as we can see by this commentary by Chris Bird on his Finding Keno YT channel, Christopher has found true believers that are so brainwashed that even seeing Zach lose $2,000 can be explained away by saying he's new to gambling, that no one wins right away, that you have to get all the ingredients in Christopher Mitchell's recipe just right or else it won't work.

Chris Bird even says that he thinks Brandon will become "one of the best soon".

Chris Bird even thinks that Jeff the trucker took 2 years to learn but is now "soaring like an eagle".

I guess he doesn't know that Jeff lost $65,000 in July.

I mean, CM has truly lucked into finding the most delusional people ever into following him.

I still remember in 1997 when 39 members of the Heaven's Gate UFO cult committed suicide in San Diego because they were convinced that their souls were going to be teleported to a UFO that was following the Hale-Bopp comet.

So if that cult leader could find 39 people to commit suicide to get onto a UFO, it doesn't seem far-fetched that CM could find 10-20 people who think he's a gambling genius and pay him $499 monthly for divine instructions and $3,500 for in-person training.

To rational people it doesn't make sense, but these aren't rational people.

Brandon just needs a $3500 boat ride and he'll be one of the best!