Whenever I'm on this forum, I take a look at how many people are looking at this information.
It was 30 people just now when I logged in, which seems pretty impressive.
Hopefully there are always new people finding this forum and information about Christopher Mitchell and educating themselves so that they don't fall for his scams.
Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
Whenever I'm on this forum, I take a look at how many people are looking at this information.
It was 30 people just now when I logged in, which seems pretty impressive.
Hopefully there are always new people finding this forum and information about Christopher Mitchell and educating themselves so that they don't fall for his scams.
Hopefully a United States Federal Prosecutor is one of them....
In today’s Instagram video, “I bought in with $9,800”...
A clear structuring Violation to stay under the 10k threshold reporting requirement.
Chrissy is dumb enough to acknowledge committing a felony on video.
One of the last updates to the structuring laws made it easier to prosecute.
You need to meet 2 requirements:
1. You must be aware of the 10k threshold... Check
2. You must intentionally be keeping the amount under 10k to avoid the reporting requirement... check
The sad part is that he buys in with around 10k because he is a dumb ass, and after almost 3 years of calling himself a “Professional Gambler” doesn’t understand the concept of a bankroll.
Going off the photos of Kool Aid Chrissy in his mismatched sweatshirt and shorts combo, it’s quite odd he mysteriously has a scorecard to show when it’s no where to be found whilst he’s playing?
Unless of course he does what he always does and lie about the shoe afterwards claiming he won 21 hands in a row, lol!
From what I can see on this card it appears the final tally was 27 Players 26 Bankers and 2 or 3 ties. A very low number of hands(under 60) considering how many cards are in the discard tray above! So he likely lies about this scorecard or filled out after the shoe was over for the video. Even though it appears cut off in my close up screen grab, the original shows the shoe supposedly ending on a 3 banker streak, which I’m sure our little masturbating mindset midget only bet on the 3rd one for his “wins”!
Most Baccarat shoes are no less than 70 hands and the only way it would be under 60 is if the table asked for a shuffle. Also peculiar that little Kyle has not only a $5 toke in play for the dealer but a $5 Dragon 7 side bet. This is one of the WORST side bets as it only pays for Banker 3 card total of 7 that Wins! And in most cases it only pays 40 to 1. Didn’t a certain midget moron say “Only poor people play side bets because they have a lottery mentality due to them being poor?” Little Kyle the hypocrite would better off throwing $5 on the tie bet if he is so desperate to burn money!
Mmmm hmmm, so tell us Kirk… errr Kyle. Was this the Million Dollar lifestyle you were aiming for when you did these???
What was your work ethic Chrissy? $1 per load?? Hahahaha
Them some nice $1 Daisy Duke short shorts ya got there, maybe you oughta wear them instead of the mismatched ones you wore with Zach? Lol!!!
Young Bob Hesley sends his love!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 09-16-2022 at 05:46 PM.
uncle Zachy back at it, he had to add $41 to his bank roll though...
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cil2V...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
More in the sought after blue check mark from Instagram. Chrissy certainly seems to be on the warpath to get one. All he has done over the past couple of months and most particularly the past few weeks matches the pattern that Spencer shows in this video.
Even starting at only $41 instead of $100, Zach will be on track to making almost $2,000,000 within a year at 3% compounded daily interest according to The Millionaire Blueprint.
Chrissy really has all the hallmarks of a poor person pretending to be rich:
- Renting super-expensive cars, and making sure he's seen driving them
- Renting lavish hotel suites, and making sure he's seen staying in them
- Carrying large amounts of cash and always flashing it
- Attending high profile, expensive sporting events, and sitting in the "front row", then bragging about it (even if it's the front row of a lousy section)
- Always going on about what "millionaires" do, including himself in the group
- Wearing a fake Rolex, and pretending it's real
The only thing missing is the clothing. Fake rich guys usually dress very well. For some reason Chrissy sticks to the Walmart Charlie Brown look, which is odd. But aside from that, his behavior is straight outta the playbook of the fake-rich-guy con artist.
I could have probably gotten a blue check mark on Twitter, despite my unspectacular number of followers, due to both having a WSOP bracelet and running PFA Radio. However, I never considered trying to get one, because it would make me look like a douche. I'm not notable enough to need a blue check mark.
But yeah, Chrissy is definitely going for one, and then he will claim it's because he's the GOAT professional gambler.
What a fucking fool.
Dumb and Dumber With the Circle Jerk Offs!
Amazingly, Chrissy let Zachy the Lackey inside his house to film an empty hallway and the garage. Goes well with their empty heads believing that Martingale works!
What’s hilarious is that he acts like 25K -50K is some massive amount of money in a casino! I see morons every week plop down and take out markers for $20K, 30K ,50K , 100K,etc. and EVERY one of them loses most of if not all of it! A lot even implement martingale betting systems and only play Banker and STILL lose their ass!
I can even give names, dates and locations of these fools losing but to them it’s just another losing weekend to feed their addiction!
Meanwhile, this midget moron is leading these stupid sheep to slaughter and how Zach doesn’t want to accept he’s a loser is beyond comprehension. He lost 4K himself and watched Chrissy lose 4K again and thinks, “well hurrr durrr the secret recipe will work for me!”
Here is another shot of these two geniuses entering the casino in the Lambo!
Zach is the definition of a lost case and Chrissy has his hooks in him. Hey Zach, if your new hero is so generous, why doesn’t he spot you that $500 so you can play LIVE with the Colt Goat to “help you” get your money back? Because he doesn’t give a shit about you and Uses you to further his agenda, one day you’ll learn that but it will be too late!
That’s right folkish. Having a big bankroll gives you control over the casino. That’s exactly how it works. The casino doesn’t stand a chance. I mean…they may as well stop inviting the high rollers in because there’s no sense on having them there.
Dumb and Dumber With the Circle Jerk Offs!
Amazingly, Chrissy let Zachy the Lackey inside his house to film an empty hallway and the garage. Goes well with their empty heads believing that Martingale works!
What’s hilarious is that he acts like 25K -50K is some massive amount of money in a casino! I see morons every week plop down and take out markers for $20K, 30K ,50K , 100K,etc. and EVERY one of them loses most of if not all of it! A lot even implement martingale betting systems and only play Banker and STILL lose their ass!
I can even give names, dates and locations of these fools losing but to them it’s just another losing weekend to feed their addiction!
Meanwhile, this midget moron is leading these stupid sheep to slaughter and how Zach doesn’t want to accept he’s a loser is beyond comprehension. He lost 4K himself and watched Chrissy lose 4K again and thinks, “well hurrr durrr the secret recipe will work for me!”
Here is another shot of these two geniuses entering the casino in the Lambo!
Zach is the definition of a lost case and Chrissy has his hooks in him. Hey Zach, if your new hero is so generous, why doesn’t he spot you that $500 so you can play LIVE with the Colt Goat to “help you” get your money back? Because he doesn’t give a shit about you and Uses you to further his agenda, one day you’ll learn that but it will be too late!
Ironic. Doesn't the midget almost always start with $500 or 1k on his YT videos. Because he wants to show how low rollers can make millions also. Haha.
Also ironic how mental midget Zach is starting with $41. Isn't he already breaking his mentor's #1 rule?
Now back to Zach. Is this actually real? Did he first attempt to try to run up 57 cents and then re-loaded with $41. What a clown show.
Yes, I know the answer is going to be "Christopher Mitchell is a liar", but here goes anyway...Dumb and Dumber With the Circle Jerk Offs!
Christopher has told us that he started gambling in January 2019 and that he was $500,000 in debt from gambling by July/August 2019, the time that he allegedly started winning.
Yet he's telling us in this FB post that he never had a bankroll of more than $1,000 and that's why he always lost.
Even if he lost $1,000 every day from January 2019 through August 2019, that would only be around $240,000, not $500,000.
But the real question is if he was somehow able to come up with (and lose) $1,000 daily for 8 months, why wasn't he smart enough to just stay at home and not gamble for 10 consecutive days in order to accumulate $10,000 so that he could then go to the casino with his magical $10,000 bankroll and never lose again?
He says he told Stacy 1,000 times that he needed a $10,000 bankroll but he could never figure this out?
Yes I know, he's a liar.
Numbers with Chrissy will never line up. And the tale of how much he lost has grown like a fish story over the years. If you look back at one of Drone’s videos you will hear Chrissy say he went 50K in debt. Then there were times he said it was 100K. And then it was 150K. And then there was a video shortly after rbe first boot camp (in 20121) where he walked around near his Vegas condo telling how he lost 350K. Now most recently it’s been 500K.
Yes I’m sure he’s lost a lot of money (and still does). But I’m thinking these loss totals aren’t from early 2019. They are ongoing. He may have lost 500K cumulatively across the 3 years. Problem is though that he’s still possibly ahead because he has scammed more than that off of suckers
Get you someone who looks at you the way Chris looks at Zach.
He never had 500k to lose. It's just a better story then I lost our entire savings of 19k and it almost broke us....Yes, I know the answer is going to be "Christopher Mitchell is a liar", but here goes anyway...Dumb and Dumber With the Circle Jerk Offs!
Christopher has told us that he started gambling in January 2019 and that he was $500,000 in debt from gambling by July/August 2019, the time that he allegedly started winning.
Yet he's telling us in this FB post that he never had a bankroll of more than $1,000 and that's why he always lost.
Even if he lost $1,000 every day from January 2019 through August 2019, that would only be around $240,000, not $500,000.
But the real question is if he was somehow able to come up with (and lose) $1,000 daily for 8 months, why wasn't he smart enough to just stay at home and not gamble for 10 consecutive days in order to accumulate $10,000 so that he could then go to the casino with his magical $10,000 bankroll and never lose again?
He says he told Stacy 1,000 times that he needed a $10,000 bankroll but he could never figure this out?
Yes I know, he's a liar.
Unless Colt Studios makes motion pictures and they starred Kyle(LOL) how exactly did this guy bank 500k? Impossible.
This guy was a degn(still is) make a min. amount on self published books and MLM. He turned to gambling because he is an idiot and thought it would be easy money and make him rich.
I bet Chrissy really does believe a big bankroll helps your chances in a -EV game. All it does is allow you to play longer.
In a +EV game a big bankroll is crucial to get you through the ups and downs (variance).
It wouldn’t hurt if people call these casinos he is going to and report that he is “laundering Money”.
They make a note of it, possible look at his history of buy ins, then the next time he walks in a buys in for $9,800 It would seem to validate the callers report and maybe the casino takes action.
A good casino to do this to is the one in the area of his next Mastermind. It’s possible to even contact the casinos online and report him to many of these casinos in a short period of time.
I do realize any of these “reports” against Chrissy have a low percentage of action being taken. Here is the thing, if we report him every chance we get to whatever agency, Government, authority, or business that applies to the particular situation - EVENTUALLY Something has to give and they will bust his ass. It’s strictly a numbers game.
Years ago when I first started doing some AP play, I was unaware of the 10k threshold. I went to the cage to cash out something like 10.5k, they asked for ID, I said “why?” They replied anything over 10k, they have to notify the IRS. I took the chips back and left the cage. Being young, and thinking I knew it all at the time I waited 30 minutes then went to a different cashier with 9k. Again, they said “ID”. I said “why? It’s 9k”. They said yes, but your activity is now “suspicious and were going to report you for any amount you cash out”. I learned a lot that day.
Hopefully if they get a report that Chrissy is Laundering money and he does the obvious slightly under 10k transaction they will take action. At the very least it will piss him off.
Fuck You, Chrissy.
Can someone give me the name of the casino they thought he may play at when he rents that yacht and house?
Well this here seems like the kind of bet Chrissy or his flock would make…if only they had the money…
Georgia up 24-0 in the third quarter…so this person likely will make the 5K…but come on.
Well this here seems like the kind of bet Chrissy or his flock would make…if only they had the money…
Georgia up 24-0 in the third quarter…so this person likely will make the 5K…but come on.
It wouldn't totally surprise me if Chrissy has the Chase bank account that had 200k for something similar to this.
Remember when Jason Sample had the Global Bankroll scam? For some reason they think a bigger bankroll helps them on a -EV bet.
I could totally see Chrissy selling the idea of a “Collective Bankroll” for all the sheep in the group then they can do bets like the bet above risk 210k to win 5.2 k. Chrissy doesn’t realize it’s the same as risking 21k to win $520.
Or he would think that having 200k he can do the ultimate thousand step Marty LOL
This above is just a speculation. I still think that 200k in the Chase account belonged to his In-Laws the FOSTERS.
Hopefully Zealanddonk is doing ok. He hasn’t posted in nearly a week.
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