i'm pretty sure someone else lost their bank roll too, and had to "start over" lmao...
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiOzV...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Last edited by 1dollarboxcar; 09-07-2022 at 08:15 PM.
If he had stopped at the 4th marty as I recommended a couple of pages ago, he'll still have enough bankroll to go broke tomorrow.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
I didn’t hear 👂 Satan 👿 being rebuked and told to bugger off Folks.
Clearly you lot don’t know how important it is to get that little rascal off the roulette table BEFORE you start your first marty.😃
I have no doubt once that slight anomaly is fixed then Zachary will climb 🧗*♀️ the heights that Chrissy has 👍
Gotta love Zach. He has proven in just a month’s worth of short videos just how susceptible players are to the 6 Marty loss. It has happened to him (by my count) 7 times in the short period of time that he’s been doing this…including 3 times in a single day. Hopefully the other believers are watching very carefully.
After Zach said things like “I’m still new” and “Im learning”. Then he said 6 words that are absolutely terrifying...
“This is a Three year process”
Zach, if you read this, the casinos will still have a “house edge” in three years, I guarantee it. Chrissy wants you to believe it has something to do with your mindset. This is BULLSHIT. It’s simple math. In NO WAY are you changing the casinos edge with this martingale bullshit. You say, “your still leaning”... the only thing to learn if you want to beat the casino are REAL Advantage play techniques, which can take a lot of actual work and is not easy. These CANNOT be learned from your coach - an animal that feeds on grass in a pasture. Stop now before you cause yourself and family irreversible damage.
It’s funny to see these people say that they are “still learning.” What is there to really learn here? Double your bet when you lose. Lesson over. They all really believe that Chrissy has some skill that allows him to anticipate where the ball will land next or which side will get the natural 9. There is no pattern in Roulette. There is no way to know what happens next in Baccarat (unless you pull a Phil Ivey…and good luck with that). If the historical results in these games actually helped you figure things out then gone would be those big results boards at the tables and the casino would also take away those burnable Baccarat scorecards.
The fact that Zach is calling it a three year process already shows that he doesn’t believe Chrissy. After all Chrissy’s book has you becoming a millionaire in well less than a year.
These are truly sad sad individuals.
Last edited by TheRivers; 09-08-2022 at 03:31 AM.
This dude is genuinely so god damn stupid.
I still feel bad for him because he seems like a kind genuine person (the opposite of CM), he's just unbelievably unintelligent.
Martingale works man. Even this guy believes. Says at the end that it takes away the house edge and gives you the edge. Haha.
He is a legit guy that just tried it and isn't selling anything. Just so happened to work for him the 1st time around and made him somewhat of a believer because of that...
Best part was he learned the system all by himself and didn't have to pay a coach $500 a month to tell him how to do it.
I remember in his last video that Pompsie did and discussed the Martingale he based his odds on a 50/50 flip.
The true odds for a 50/50 game on a 6 step Martingale are to go bust 1 in 64 times
Now, once you add it the house edge in Baccarat it’s about 1 in 56 times.
(Roulette is much worse)
Baccarat:
1 in 64 (50/50)
Vs.
1 in 58 (With house edge)
With a $100 base bet, every six step Martingales, when you bust you lose $6400.
Actual odds are winning about $5800 ($100 x 58)
You are losing $600 every Martingale sequence on average
Every Martingale sequence we flip a coin:
You win, you get $45
You lose, you pay $55
No way in HELL to win long term
No way in Hell to break even long term
Chances to go from $100 to 1 Million? The same odds that Christopher Mitchell is a heterosexual male with a Net worth of at least $500,000 dollars.
Yeah, you guessed it 0.00%
Good to see Stacy taking action and participating...
To all the doofuses that are "Trusting the Process": Yeah, i.e. the process that mathematical scientists used long ago to discredit Martingale, Grand Martingale, or any of a myriad number of "systems" that you think can give you an edge and therefore a way to beat roulette/baccarat/blackjack. THAT is the only process you should trust here. Anything about betting patterns is beliving in fake gurus. And that is that.
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That's the secret the secret guru will never tell you: there "is no way to have the edge" based on betting patterns in these games. It should be as plain as day by now but they keep trying...or perhaps you could just understand the games are not 50/50 and that's the whole point behind us "haters". We're not haters and we don't want you to lose $$$. We're the opposite, stop trying these dumb disproven strategies from a huslter named Chrissy. THE STRATEGIES ARE NOT 50/50 FLAT BETTING AND THEY'RE NOT 50/50 MARTINGALING!
Zach, I'm looking at you...
Last edited by Forum Wars; 09-08-2022 at 07:49 AM.
Today's CM FB post boasting about his income.
He doesn't seem to realize that he's admitting that most (all) of his income comes from scamming, not gambling.
I'd sure like to see Christopher Mitchell's tax returns to verify this amazing income.
I'm sure the IRS would be interested too.
Chrissy also claims today to have been scammed out of 50K by someone who didn’t do a good job directing leads to him. Not to worry though…Chrissy apparently will be bringing Tony Soprano back from the dead to make sure karma will be bestowed upon those responsible.
Krissy must be running out of winning gambling sessions videos, so he's resorting to clips from re-runs, cause you know documentation beats conversations...
new insta reel posted today https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiQd1...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Chrissy finally admits he COULDN'T accept credit cards before...
“I probably lost A LOT of money to because I didn’t (Couldn’t) accept credit cards”
Chrissy specifically says (“COULDN'T) accept cards. Chrissy, we already knew this. You are a scammer, they don’t give merchant accounts to scammers.
Traditional merchant accounts are tied to a bank account. You also have to have decent credit. There are a number of reasons why this Son of a Bitch Couldn’t get one. One thing we know - he desperately tried!
Most states have databases for things such as bad check writers, Over drawing your account then never paying the money,ect. In some states you actually can’t open another bank account for a certain number of years. Wouldn’t surprise me if Chrissy couldn’t have an account, due to being deadbeat, prior to Chase sometime in 2020.
Finally, someone told Chrissy about Thrive Cart, and how they would handle all the transactions on your behalf. Chrissy responded with such joy to that statement, “Even if I am a piece of Dog Shit?”... “Yes sir, Even if you are a piece of Dog Shit.”
But thanks Chrissy Bottoms for confirming that you COULDN’T take credit cards because you are a pile of shit.
I know someone else posted the information and ad rates from the scam websites Chrissy used to promote himself, I requested information and received the same. But I don’t think the sites they operate were posted so here is the list they sent me. All are takeoffs of legitimate names to try and make themselves look the same.
Look for fluff (fluffer) pieces about him on these sites soon.
Watching the NFL pregame and just watched a Secret Service PSA on money laundering. While I agree the entire search and seizure policy of the government is total BS, it is certainly sad when someone is forced to carry cash in their bra to hide it. Victimization is never funny, and if someone is forced to commit a crime under duress, it should be reported. And even worse when someone publicly posts about pulling it off from TSA online.
So as a good American, I do feel we have a responsibility as the agent says to “See something, Say something”. So if anyone has recently observed anything that would seem suspicious in this regard, I encourage them to do their patriotic duty.
https://www.secretservice.gov/covid/mule
So Chrissy is whipping out old childhood photos of him and the little bastard, no not NVB, the other one Drew! I’m betting it’s for the violin sad music scene crying about his mommy! Wonder if David the videographer wants to include these youthful photos of our favorite Frat Man???
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I think this last photo is from the first time he met Bob Hesley!
https://www.smutjunkies.com/profiles...498/index.html
There’s also footage from the source of Chrissy dry humping a lawn chair, he was certainly going at it harder on the chair than he was with Jazmine! Lmao!!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 09-08-2022 at 05:08 PM.
Zach needs to learn to:Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Start with $1000 bankroll
Stop after the 4th marty
Stop when he makes 3%
Stop listening to chrissy
Stop seductively deepthroating bananas while Chrissy watches because Chrissy told him it was good luck
Start listening to his (Zachy)'s wife before he needs to start finding a divorce lawyer
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
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