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    Quote Originally Posted by RMS9 View Post
    Does anyone have what he posted on FB about his little rant on losing? I must be blocked because I can’t find a FB page for our Billy Goat.
    RMS, be careful what you wish for! I’m not going to post all of it because it’s wayyyyyy too long. Indicating he lost more than he lets on and all the angry rant videos prove others are calling him a “fucking liar” and full of shit, which he is!

    Here are 3 condensed Screen grabs. Let me know if you want the rest I’ll PM them to you!

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    And it goes Onnnn and onnn about his bullshit membership rates and crap about his lifestyle, no not the double life he lived at Colt and Paragon Men !

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    And of course Brown Nose Brandon is there to slob on Chrissy’s crooked little Knob!!!

     
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      Tariq Reed: For $499, why is it still called the Private Inner Circle? I would expect at least the VIP Platinum Inner Circle Jerk with Reach Around upgrade.
      
      TheRivers: He makes o reference to this new “level” on his website so I’m sure the perks are being formulated as he goes and sold specifically to the current members.
      
      Forum Wars: Are his devotees so stupid that they don't notice there is no documentation of the $168,000 win?!?!
      
      The Boz: To Forum…the answer is YES. Or they would have figured out by now his system is just to keep doubling your bets until you win….or you don’t. They truly are idiots.
      
      zealanddonk: Hurrrrrrrrr Durrrrrrrrrr too tired to win rep
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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by RMS9 View Post
    Does anyone have what he posted on FB about his little rant on losing? I must be blocked because I can’t find a FB page for our Billy Goat.
    RMS, be careful what you wish for! I’m not going to post all of it because it’s wayyyyyy too long. Indicating he lost more than he lets on and all the angry rant videos prove others are calling him a “fucking liar” and full of shit, which he is!

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    And it goes Onnnn and onnn about his bullshit membership rates and crap about his lifestyle, no not the double life he lived at Colt and Paragon Men !

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    And of course Brown Nose Brandon is there to slob on Chrissy’s crooked little Knob!!!
    Thank you for posting BWB. Wow! What a piece of shit. You guys are right. Embarrassingly obvious that he got his dick kicked in the other night. And this is all being done for damage control. It’s amazing how high on himself he is; and the ability to pat himself on the back is like no other.

     
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      The Boz: He has no other comeback or option to both keep on scamming/selling and to blame others. And stupid fucks like lockboy fall right in line believing it. Give Chrissy credit for finding some stupid suckers.
      
      Forum Wars: RM/Boz: 100%. It's so funny how Chrissy turned this $1600 loss into a defensive diatribe! Truly, a $1,600 loss for every $168,000 win would be astounding ---> 'cept all here know it's undoable as a monthly feat. LOLOLO, this guy!

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    To quickly distract everyone, Chrissy has made another post about a DOCUMENTARY he claims is being made and he's off to gamble live.

     
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      TheRivers: This is one of his stories that I actually believe. Im sure in the Craft world there are video people that can pull this off.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    To quickly distract everyone, Chrissy has made another post about a DOCUMENTARY he claims is being made and he's off to gamble live.
    Actually someone (Dan?) should approach Netflix to make a documentary about a former gay porn star turned internet scammer. Has to be right up there with The Tinder Swindler and Inventing Anna as a story.

    Anyone has connections in the documentary business?

     
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      zealanddonk: Grinder Swindler coming to Netflix real soon

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    So there is a comment on CM's FB post asking this very question.

    It's by Chris Bird, who is a loyal Inner Circle member, who stupidly thinks that he will learn even more gambling secrets at the $499 level.

    And his question has been ignored by CM, who hasn't even "liked" it, despite "liking" every other comment on the post including the one made AFTER Chris Bird.

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    That's right, Chris Bird gets no love from his mentor Christopher Mitchell.

    That's despite being a loyal paying Inner Circle member who even runs a YouTube channel called "Finding Keno" https://www.youtube.com/user/NineballChris where he praises Christopher Mitchell and even tells someone two weeks ago in the comments that he will be attending CM's Sept 19-21 VIP Mastermind!

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    Christopher Mitchell is both lucky and blessed to attract the dumbest people on earth to his scam.

     
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      zealanddonk: LoL at finding keno saying "you are focusing on the wrong things" was this before or after Chrissy claims he REBUKES SATAN every day?
      
      Phantom Limb: I guess to a keno player, roulette and baccy are a step in the right direction. Still shocking how many idiots buy CM's "magic beans" of "right mindset".
      
      RMS9: Just listen to the way Chris talks. Mitchell has these guys so brainwashed. The phrases and bullshit he’s spewing is straight out of Colt Studios. SMH.

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    This guy Bird sounds like a real brain trust. He tries to explain his betting reasoning and how he “made a mistake” by not following the winner and then completely ignores that the results chopped for the next 6 bets so following the winner would have still lost all 6.

    Glad he’s winning 90% of his sessions at $30 each. If only it wasn’t for that other 10 percent.

    And waddya know…ol’ Bird man is a truck driver…a.k.a Chrissy’s top demographic.


     
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      zealanddonk: Good find.
      
      Phantom Limb: Gambler's Fallacy as a person
      
      BedWetterBettor: Has a Filipino mail order bride and talks like Andy Dick, yup Definitely not Gay for Chrissy!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRivers View Post
    This guy Bird sounds like a real brain trust. He tries to explain his betting reasoning and how he “made a mistake” by not following the winner and then completely ignores that the results chopped for the next 6 bets so following the winner would have still lost all 6.

    Glad he’s winning 90% of his sessions at $30 each. If only it wasn’t for that other 10 percent.

    And waddya know…ol’ Bird man is a truck driver…a.k.a Chrissy’s top demographic.

    Looks like he's playing "american roulette" which I'm sure chrissy has said is beatable.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Chrissy busy winning winning winning and distracting from his losing session.
    Claims to have won almost 4k in his session (did the documentary crew catch all of this action?) AND the casino gave him a $100 food comp.

    Despite chrissy ranting about free being bad awhile ago, he was more than happy to take it this time.
    Despite chrissy ranting about casino hosts being bad awhile ago, he was also happy to take the comp this time.

     
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      TheRivers: He also back in April said he was never going to actual casinos other than for mastermind events. Oh well.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Chrissy must be on some sort of pay per word deal with FB.

    He pounded out another long semi-religious rant where he claims he had the same dream for _3 weeks_ where Jesus told him he loved Stacey.
    Chrissy being the simpleton that he is then claims he still needed to ask God what that meant because Stacey wasnt his type.

    Romatically Chrissy then banged Stacey the first night he talked to her about his Jesus dreams.

    Then more ramble about the pastor who thought Chrissy ws already married to Stacey because thats a barn burner of a story.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: She probably threatened to leave him again if he doesn’t find them a permanent home soon! He told this story last time they were on the outs. She won’t though as she’s too weak willed and the autistic kid is gonna get worse past age 3
      
      Tariq Reed: Stacy wasn't his type because she doesn't have a penis.
      
      Forum Wars: What Tariq said...in fact I can't believe he posted that
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    I think his next move coming up in 4 weeks will show a lot. If he leaves Frisco, I think that may be a fairly good indication that Craft and all the people he was going “To do life with” have shunned him and the skank. There really would be no reason to move since it appears that the Mastermind events are what he plans to do in the near future.

    If he happens to move out of his current rental but stays in Frisco, I think it shows that he didn’t want to drop 30k for 6 months of rent. Obviously rental rates are high everywhere right now, but I have no Clue why they are so high in Frisco TX. (Must be all the folks moving there). If he happens to move to another house, or apartment I think it is purely to save money. At this point most land lords would take a 10k deposit from someone that has already lived there for 6 months. But if it’s with a property management, they are usually fairly strict on verifiable work history as well as good credit.

    I think if he was anyone near buying a house he would be talking about it. Imagine paying over $100,000 in RENT in the last 2.5 years but you still want people to believe your a millionaire. “Waiting for the right time”, we’re not buying your story Chrissy. His entire life is a collection of “stories”.

    Chrissy, you won’t get a house because you don’t pay taxes. Or if You do its a very low amount, nothing close to what it would take to get financed with your income alone. He would also lose his Government insurance. Thank God for the Foster’s.

    The Billy Goat’s and their circus is on the move.

     
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      Forum Wars: Season 3: Shifty Sands of Bradenton upcoming?

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    Well said PV, these dumbass followers are a gold mine of info and I found a few clues to his next possible bunker set up locations.

    He’s currently in a casino hotel with Floor to ceiling windows, so of course that means he must be in Florida…lol!

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    However, in this case one of the circle jerk offs let slip that those chips he’s buying and not playing with are indeed from Hollywood casino in Seminole, FL. So that is one place he is looking for a rental probably within 100 mile radius. He also visited that Jermaine Wiggins guy several months back in Florida.

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    Then you have this Matt Peace character, who is asking Chrissy if he will be at FIF “on” September, lol! This guy seems to be in some kind of real estate investing scheme called Apex. I believe it is operated out of Dallas, which is right by Frisco. But his lease is up Oct 1. and he could just be buying time by saying he’s going when he won’t. The events calendar on the FIF website I found has nothing posted or upcoming, so it may be a dead end. Or since it’s likely a scam seminar, they do everything on the Downlow. Much like Chrissy and his exploits in the back of trucks in Texas!

    Now I may or may have unearthed the event he’s referring to, but if someone were so inclined to anonymously “connect” with Matt about the FIF event, they could confirm the dates and location!

    https://fif.com/index.php/tools/indu...-apex-clearing

     
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      TheRivers: He was at an APEX meeting earlier this month. Made a short clip bragging about having paid for front row seats or something.
      
      Forum Wars: Chrissy better slow down and just go enjoy his multi-millions, you know, or people are gonna believe he might not have 'em!

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    One thing I don't understand...Chrissy's been claiming he's the G.O.A.T. (or rather "the goat"), and ad-infinitum he says:

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    But then there's the matter of this...

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    So, Chrissy, you hate liars, therefore I assume you could never be one...is the common belief that Bill Benter has about 7,000 times your net worth incorrect then?

    Please help me, Chissy; the congnitive disonnance is killing me and I have now had the same dream about this non-rectifiable situation for 21 days straight now...

    EDIT: Weird, Bill Benter doesn't have a facebook group (even for $1,000 per month!), nor does there seem to be any master-minds going on at this time. He doesn't make vids ever day either trying to get me to contact him so he can give me his BetOnline.ag affiliate link...guess that guy just sucks, he's not a Christian, that's for sure.

     
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      TheRivers: That’s always been the main point. If you could crush the casinos every day you wouldn’t be on YouTube bragging about it or trying to teach others. You’d be winning your money and that would be enough.
      
      BedWetterBettor: Ya See Bill B. Doesn’t write his “winnings” down on a white board and legal pad, therefore he can’t possibly be winning! It’s only true when you write it down on a white board, duhhhhh!!!
      
      RMS9: White board or index cards.

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    I think I read somewhere that this guy (Andrew Tate) has been banned from most all social media platforms, but Chrissy has definitely met his match with this guy


     
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      TheRivers: Just a little high-strung ain’t he.

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    Speaking of pro gamblers, anything new from Zach lately?

     
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      TheRivers: Nope. I honk that may be done for good.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Type-O on my last rep. Yes. I think Zach may be finished in terms of videos. I’m sure he will still go to the next Mastermind…but we’re not likely to see his daily progress anymore. No new video clip since Thursday night’s disaster.

    Meanwhile Chrissy posted a short clip today touting a 3K win in Florida. Said he was on a break from playing after the pit boss comped him some food. Do pit bosses actually give out comps anymore? Seems like most places it’s all through the players card now via kiosks. He also walks back into the high limit room and brags about the dealer having been watching his chips while he went to eat. And you do see a small pile of chips there that resemble maybe 8-9K…hardly the big piles you see when the dealers watch chips for someone playing at a private table (i.e. they often put a plastic cover over the chips and nobody else is allowed at that table. No sign of that in this case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRivers View Post
    Type-O on my last rep. Yes. I think Zach may be finished in terms of videos. I’m sure he will still go to the next Mastermind…but we’re not likely to see his daily progress anymore. No new video clip since Thursday night’s disaster.

    Meanwhile Chrissy posted a short clip today touting a 3K win in Florida. Said he was on a break from playing after the pit boss comped him some food. Do pit bosses actually give out comps anymore? Seems like most places it’s all through the players card now via kiosks. He also walks back into the high limit room and brags about the dealer having been watching his chips while he went to eat. And you do see a small pile of chips there that resemble maybe 8-9K…hardly the big piles you see when the dealers watch chips for someone playing at a private table (i.e. they often put a plastic cover over the chips and nobody else is allowed at that table. No sign of that in this case.
    Also in the video he first says he's up $3500 but in the FB post and then later when he films the chips he says it's $3950. Small discrepancy I know, and he'll surely Chrissy splain it saying "derrrrrp at the time, it was only $3500 but hurrrr durrr I played for another 2 minutes and 29 seconds to make $450 more!!!"

    And regarding the comps, he could be at a native casino that accumulates rewards points at an abysmal rate for Table game players and it's much easier to request one from the Floor manager who will then calculate one based on your ADT. I've actually had a thread on the Flying Stupidity section that was discussed by Druff on Air that talked about this very thing.

    But yea, it is entirely possible to simply ask for and receive a comp rather than going to a kiosk to print or redeem them.

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    @PositiveVariance , i tried the “Text me” app and FB said something like " you can't use these type of automated phone #'s " i guess Zuckerbooger is too smart for us, oh well

     
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    Tariq Reed: Sign up for a new gmail email (no phone # required), then sign up for a new FB account using that new gmail. No phone #required... I just set up a new one yesterday.

    i did do this in Incognito mode, gmail makes me give phone # no way around it for me, which was fine i guess, signed up for FB account press enter , FB then tells me account (new) is banned for 30 days lol, did it to me yesterday too with different email and different name in FB account, i give up....

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by PositiveVariance View Post
    I think his next move coming up in 4 weeks will show a lot. If he leaves Frisco, I think that may be a fairly good indication that Craft and all the people he was going “To do life with” have shunned him and the skank. There really would be no reason to move since it appears that the Mastermind events are what he plans to do in the near future.

    If he happens to move out of his current rental but stays in Frisco, I think it shows that he didn’t want to drop 30k for 6 months of rent. Obviously rental rates are high everywhere right now, but I have no Clue why they are so high in Frisco TX. (Must be all the folks moving there). If he happens to move to another house, or apartment I think it is purely to save money. At this point most land lords would take a 10k deposit from someone that has already lived there for 6 months. But if it’s with a property management, they are usually fairly strict on verifiable work history as well as good credit.

    I think if he was anyone near buying a house he would be talking about it. Imagine paying over $100,000 in RENT in the last 2.5 years but you still want people to believe your a millionaire. “Waiting for the right time”, we’re not buying your story Chrissy. His entire life is a collection of “stories”.

    Chrissy, you won’t get a house because you don’t pay taxes. Or if You do its a very low amount, nothing close to what it would take to get financed with your income alone. He would also lose his Government insurance. Thank God for the Foster’s.

    The Billy Goat’s and their circus is on the move.
    Very good analysis.

    Except they haven't paid $100k rent in the past 2.5 years.

    Chrissy got a sweetheart deal with the landlord during his time in Vegas. Like something super duper below market value. That's why he was eventually removed -- because the landlord wanted market value, and Chrissy realized there was nothing keeping him in Vegas anymore... especially with Keithy beckoning in Frisco!

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    Here is Chrissy's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/christophermitchellthegoat

    You don't need to be a Facebook friend of his to see most of it.

    Here's the latest rant about Stacy, from yesterday:

    Exactly eight years ago today, August 28th, 2014, Stacy and I got married.

    It didn't happen the way either of us ever thought it would. She wanted a big fancy wedding and I told her that I would happily give that to her when I got rich..... SOMEDAY.

    God had other plans. We were living in Columbus, Ohio at the time. She was a mother of a little girl named Reese and also worked 12-16 hour shifts in the emergency room as a registered nurse.

    I was a struggling, but hungry Entrepreneur in the Network Marketing Industry. I actually moved to Ohio to expand my business there, which is how Stacy and I got to know each other.

    I recruited her into my business and started mentoring her. She and I were as opposite as The Rock and Kevin Hart. We were NOT each others types AT ALL.

    Within a month of moving to Ohio, I was spending every single day with Stacy and her daughter. We still did not have any feelings for each other whatsoever, but she was motivated to make this home based business thing work so that she could be a stay at home mom. So, we were building the business together every day.

    Six weeks after I moved to Ohio, I woke up at 3am from a crazy freakin dream. In the dream, I was walking down the road with JESUS. He said these exact words to me:

    Stacy is your soul mate. You're going to marry her and she's going to become your wife.

    I woke up and said, OMG, what a crazy freakin dream!

    The very next night, I woke up around 3am from a crazy freakin dream. In the dream, I was walking down the road with JESUS. He said these exact words to me:

    Stacy is your soul mate. You're going to marry her and she's going to become your wife.

    What the heck?..... I thought to myself. How could I have the same exact dream two nights in a row? That was freakin weird. To make a long story short.....

    For 21 STRAIGHT nights, I had that SAME EXACT DREAM. Finally, I could not take it anymore. I prayed to God and asked him:

    Father, will you please help me stop having this crazy, freakin dream?

    He responded in my spirit IMMEDIATELY. This is exactly what he said to me:

    Christopher, you're going to keep having that dream until you tell Stacy about it.

    What? I can't tell Stacy about this dream. She's gonna think I'm hitting on her or that I'm crazy. God, Stacy and I are NOT each others types at all. He said again.....

    Christopher, you're going to keep having that dream until you tell Stacy about it.

    Stacy was not my type at all. However, I was sick of having this stupid, freakin dream. So, I told her I needed to talk to her.

    I met her at her apartment that night after she got home from her job. She said, ok what's up? What do you need to talk to me about?

    This is exactly what I said.....

    Stacy, please don't think that I'm hitting on you and please don't think that I'm crazy because I promise you I'm not. I've been having this crazy, freakin dream lately, actually for 21 straight nights in a row.

    I'm so sick of having this dream that I prayed to God and asked him to please help me to stop having it. He responded and said:

    Christopher, you're going to keep having that dream until you tell Stacy about it.

    That's EXACTLY what he said to me. So, I just want to tell you about this stupid, freakin job so that I can stop having it.

    Ok she said, so tell me about the dream?

    In the dream, I was walking down the road with JESUS. He said these exact words to me:

    Stacy is your soul mate. You're going to marry her and she's going to become your wife.

    Stacy's mouth practically fell to the floor. What?!!!!! she yelled in disbelief.

    Listen to me Stacy, I've had the exact same dream for 21 STRAIGHT nights. God told me that if I would just tell you about the dream, I would never have it again. So, now you know.

    I never had the dream again. However, exactly one week later, Stacy said she wanted to talk to me about something. So, I went over to her apartment again.

    I sat down on her couch in the living room and she sat on the floor with her back up against the wall. Ok, what do you want to talk to me about now, I said?

    She said.....

    I want you to kiss me so I can see how I feel about you.

    OMG! Are you freakin kidding me, I shouted? No freakin way! You're not even my type.

    I know she said. You're not my type either.

    Ok, then why in the hell do you want me to kiss you if I'm not your type?

    Because I just want to see how I feel. God said you were going to marry me, so I just want to find out if that's true.

    How is it gonna prove true that I'm going to marry you if I kiss you?

    Because if sparks fly we'll know.

    OMG, I cannot believe you really want me to do this. Stacy, I'm going to tell you something right now.....

    You and I are not each others types. However, I'm an amazing kisser. So, if I kiss you, I know you're gonna love it and you're gonna fall in love with me.

    Ok, then prove it she said.

    So, as weird and as awkward as it was, I told her to come up and sit on the couch next to me. She did and we kissed..... and kissed and kissed and kissed..... all freakin night long. We ended up making love to each other that night.

    We went from not even being each others types, to not being able to get enough of each other. EVERYTHING changed immediately.

    So, we became a couple and I moved in with her and her daughter. The three of us became a VERY CLOSE family.

    We started going to church, reading the Bible, paying tithes, giving offerings and leading small groups together.

    A year later, after the Sunday morning church service was over, as Stacy went back to the children's church area to pick up Reese, our Pastor came up to me and asked me how I was doing.

    I thought my life was great, but that's not what came out of my mouth. I looked at the Pastor and said.....

    "Something" is missing in my life, but I don't know what it is.

    He immediately responded:

    HOW IS YOUR MARRIAGE DOING?

    I thought to myself, my marriage?..... What the hell does that have to do with anything?

    So I said, I'm not married.

    Well then who's that girl always sitting next to you at church every week?

    That's my girlfriend.

    Are you two living together he asked?

    I thought to myself, gosh dang dude, you're getting awfully personal.

    Yes, we live together.

    You're living in sin he said. The thing that's "missing" in your life is God's blessing. God CANNOT bless you because you're living in sin.

    Then he said, have a great day and walked off.

    I then met back up with Stacy and I was speechless for the rest of the day.

    Finally, around midnight, Stacy said she had to know what was going on with me? You haven't spoken a word to me all day. What's wrong?

    I told her what Pastor said to me.

    Her mouth fell wide open. OMG, she said. Christopher, I do not want to be the reason why God can't bless you and make all your dreams come true. We need to make a decision.

    She asked me..... do you want to marry me? I said, I don't know.

    Do you want to marry me, I asked? She said, I don't know.

    We thought about it for a few days and decided we should get married so that we could have the blessing of God on our lives.

    So, on Thursday, August 28th, 2014, we drove to downtown Columbus, and went to the courthouse. It's been exactly 8 years TODAY, since we said "I DO".

    It wasn't the million dollar wedding we dreamed of. Shoot, it wasn't even a $500 wedding. However, it's what we felt we needed to do. It probably never would've happened if our Pastor didn't tell us we were living in sin. We thank him so much for being a TRUE man of God and speaking the truth, even though it's not what people want to hear.

    The last 8 years for us being married feels like it's been 20 years. We've been through so much together.

    The ONLY thing that kept us together is because Stacy got pregnant with my son. This happened right as I started GAMBLING.

    You can't see Stacy's belly in the photo (below) because of the Posterboard we were holding up, but exactly three years ago, TODAY, we were at the Chicago White Sox game celebrating our 5th year anniversary, with baby Christopher joining us just six weeks later.

    In the last three years since our son was born, our lives have NEVER been the same.

    We truly have lived like Rock Stars. Today, we're happy, healthy and wealthy. We're absolutely INSEPARABLE. We spend every minute of every single day of our lives together. That would drive a lot of couples nuts, but for us, IT WORKS.

    So, to my wife, my best friend, my soul mate.....

    I want to wish you a very Happy 8th Anniversary. I cannot even imagine my life without you and Bubs. You two are the greatest things that have ever happened to me. You complete me. I wake up happy every single day because of you two. I look forward to spending every single day with you for the rest of my life. I love you more than anything.❤️

    Notice the line I bolded above. He repeated it like 8 times in this romantic essay.

    I believe that part. Stacy was indeed not his type. Chrissy's type has a penis, and Stacy does not. But he kept having the same dream for 21 straight nights, and God told him he would keep having that dream until he stopped being gay and married her, so here we are.

    What a beautiful love story!

     
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