Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Today's video (and accompanying short) answer the question of bankroll size for gambling.
Chrissy is wearing a very weird blue plaid short, maybe cowboy style?

Anyways the video nonsense goes for 13 minutes.
TLDR:
Chrissy shows the site he plays on, and rambles about different bankroll sizes.
Chrissy tells the truth for once, then sadly reverts back to complete idiot shortly after



Chrissy is filming in the bunker.
Not sure what happened to the art work, but like NVB's toys and many other props, here today, gone tomorrow.

Chrissy makes an obvious cut in the video, not entirely clear why.
He probably forgot his magical pieces of card.

Chrissy then shows us his online balance, and the different rooms you can play online.
He has around $2800 and claims he started with $500 "only a few days ago".
Its been awhile since we've seen Chrissy gambling online, so who knows.
The problem is, that story then was he started with $150 weeks earlier.

Chrissy shwos the auotmated rooms are $1 minimum, and some live games are $1 min, or 50c min.

6m Chrissy brags he gambles online while flying.
Assumedly thats some of this 50c minimum action he's talking about.

Chrissy reassures us that you can copy down his magic cue cards, so be sure to write down "Online $100".

7m mark, he makes another obvious cut.

9m Complete truth Hard to believe I know, but Chrissy actually told the truth and did not catch on fire.
He said "Most people do not listen to me".

Now he's ranting about $5000 for real casino play.
This should be interesting because it either means Chrissy and Zach were playing stadium the very frist time Zach played, or Zach was under bankrolled for live play with his floppy $3k.

11m Telling the truth was too painful for Chrissy so he then flips and goes into complete idiot mode.
Chrissy claims you can go into a casino with $5000 and make $500 in 5-15 MINUTES
He then compares this with the stockmarket where it would take 12 freaking months to make 10%.

Chrissy seems to forget he sells a 3% a day colouring in book, and that he preaches AGAINST greed.
Now Chrissy is going balls deep.
"Hurr durr, $500 a day at the casino is $15k a month, that puts you in the top 2% of world earners"
So, you can triple your money in a month with Chrissy's completely legit and accurate system.


The comment section is worth reading, because someone points out that 10% of $1k [if you like getting raped by stadium games] is only $100, and that is pretty thin after food and other expenses.
Some muppets then reply.

[TheRivers]

My favorite idiot quote from today was when he said you’ll never find a table for under $100 in Vegas on a weekend. Granted the stakes do go up on weekends but there are absolutely tons of tables below $100…and this even includes the big name casinos like Wynn, Bellagio, and Venetian. Granted…the $25 ones now often have things like 6:5 on a blackjack or 000 on Roulette. But they are indeed there and plentiful.

[zealanddonk]

O and Chrissy being Chrissy:

A comment on the video asks if it is legal to play on Chrissy's site from Singapore:
The laws say no, but Chrissy says yes!!!!

Given they cane people in Singapore for graffiti and chewing gum, and given Chrissy's anti-Biden comments, our hero might be in very hot water.

[BedWetterBettor]

Well at least we know why Chrissy spent $12 on that new table cloth looking shirt!


He’s trying to get another sucker to buy in to his bullshit! This time it’s the bastard son of Big Daddy Keith! Not sure what this Jason guy does, might be in real estate like Zach! He posted something about a new casino in OK being built, so maybe he’s a developer?

And the terrified look on NVB’s face in the pic is priceless! Probably got it from reading the latest FB post that never ends and goes on with more lies and nonsense! He claims he taught thousands how to win in “casino’s”. Yet we’ve not heard all those winning testimonials have we? Jelly Belly Jeff vanished, Brandon admitted he’s LOST Thousands and TJ was last seen mopping up jizz stains in the Kyle Prescott Peep Show booth!

[BedWetterBettor]

The FB stupidity continues! He’s still plugging the website harder than he Plugs Brandon in the hotel room! Of course it’s STILL hosted by that Millionaire web host… Thrive Cart!!!



And the account reload is confirmed with the .22 cents balance! And with those HUGE $15 bets($30 win is the total of initial bet + winnings) how can anyone doubt the Bloat turned $500 into over $4000 in “just a few days” playing “a few minutes here and there”!?!?

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe people will fall for this, even for Chrissy.

Then again, when he does his clothes shopping based on the below screenshot, it’s not hard to see he’s a clueless idiot!

[zealanddonk]

Hopefully a low Chrissy content weekend since he's off at someone else's mastermind event.

He's posted a youtube short "The number #1 reason why people lose at the casino"
Are you waiting for it, are you gaggging for it, do you really want to know what Chrissy things the #1 reason is?

Its not -EV games, its greed

This after Chrissy posting some nonsense suggesting he eats $500 in food a day, and someone else pointing out you are paying for the ambieance, the food itself is cheaper and the food is the same elsewhere.

This also comes off the back of claiming you can make $500 in 5 minutes from a $5000 bankroll at a real casino, which somehow is not greed.

In an Fb post, Chrissy claims the who you do life with is more important than what you do.
that sounds like Keithy's magic words and also does not make sense.

Finally, Chrissy claims he is a member of two mastermind groups.
I thought it was 3, but keeping track of Chrissy's nonsense is proving difficult when he keeps changing stories every month.

[BedWetterBettor]

I guess this guy is nearly bankrupt because of his "greed"... lol!



This is the same idiot that claimed a few months ago he was "ahead" lifetime using Chrissy's strategy and his grand total winnings... $25! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now he's walking around the back of some trailer park admitting he lost $750 chasing his losses with martingale bets and he's down to his last $250! I realize this is from a month ago and no follow up vid indicates he has likely gone busto. But the sad notion that he is Losing, but still think Chrissy's stupid ways will bring him back to even is pathetic. I don't even think he's still a member of the circle jerk and like so many others, can't understand that -EV gaming with -EV strategies will lead you to ruin!

[zealanddonk]

I guess this guy is nearly bankrupt because of his "greed"... lol!



This is the same idiot that claimed a few months ago he was "ahead" lifetime using Chrissy's strategy and his grand total winnings... $25! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now he's walking around the back of some trailer park admitting he lost $750 chasing his losses with martingale bets and he's down to his last $250! I realize this is from a month ago and no follow up vid indicates he has likely gone busto. But the sad notion that he is Losing, but still think Chrissy's stupid ways will bring him back to even is pathetic. I don't even think he's still a member of the circle jerk and like so many others, can't understand that -EV gaming with -EV strategies will lead you to ruin!

What we hear:
"I started with $1000, I donked it off down to $250".

What chrissy hears:
"Hurr durr, I've 'played through' roughly $2000" <--- "SEEEEEEEEEEE HES WON THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS!1!111!!!!"

Probably the more interesting aspect is that he uses Chrissy's data to test and simulate, and as we know, Chrissy hates that (because he doesnt make any affliate money from it).

Interestingly the dude in the video refers to Chrissy's 30 day roulette challenge: There has not been a 30 day streak where Chrissy has posted roulette every day for 30 days on his current youtube account, and it is extremely unlikely it was on the old channel.
Unless he was streaming it dails for the inner circle (which would add a lot of value for them) this seems to be another one of Chrissy's failed challenges.

Also, going back through Chrissy's channel, around 5 months ago he posted a $2000 night Luxury Sutie from Resorts World, kinda surprising he didnt show us his most recent stay in comparison.

[zealanddonk]

Well, i was wrong on one key thing:
Chrissy being at a mastermind event made me think he wouldnt be posting nonsense.

He ended up posting some Ben and Jerry's icecream, watching baseball and getting fat (his own words).
Claims he hasnt had B&J for 35 years (an odd claim even if true), and his hatred for OSU.
Then to prove his manilness he claims he'll bet $50k againstOSU if they make the finals.

I'm sure he'll forget that post if OSU get that far.
I assume OSU was also the team he cried over last year and claimed he was going to burn his fan clothing of theirs that he owned?


So instead of sharing his learnings, or reflecting on the "good people" he spent today with, its watch baseball, eat icecream and have internet arguments on FB.

Money well spent.

If Keithy and his "new friends" didnt think he was an idiot already...

[The Boz]

Chrissy eating Ice Cream makes sense now. The idiot thought he read it would help prevent him from getting Monkeypox.

[BedWetterBettor]

Does this buffoon even proofread his lies before posting them? Or is he just too quick to respond to one of his idiot followers telling him they have doubts because everyone they trust knows he’s a scammer?



Wouldn’t be shocked if this is in response to someone backing out of the masturbation mindset meeting scam for Monday! Good for them if they wised up and realized they’re throwing money away listening to this moron!

[zealanddonk]

Does this buffoon even proofread his lies before posting them? Or is he just too quick to respond to one of his idiot followers telling him they have doubts because everyone they trust knows he’s a scammer?



Wouldn’t be shocked if this is in response to someone backing out of the masturbation mindset meeting scam for Monday! Good for them if they wised up and realized they’re throwing money away listening to this moron!

Poor Chrissy the victim.
Everyone should love him, but some people do not so they must be HATERS!!!

[1dollarboxcar]

new instagram reels video, plays a live hand of baccy, very excited about the win, so probably about his 5th or 6th marty, i can't tell how many chips he has on the bet...

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgp0TP3gypo/

[zealanddonk]

new instagram reels video, plays a live hand of baccy, very excited about the win, so probably about his 5th or 6th marty, i can't tell how many chips he has on the bet...

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgp0TP3gypo/

Just when Brandon thought he'd be getting the number 1 flunky spot back once Mike "disappeared" "back off the grid", here comes twinkish young Zach.

Zach is a better "fit" for this grift as a "wholesome" young married christian.

Deep down you know Chrissy wishes he had been Zach, and didnt have to get cornholed by old gay rich men to get where he is today.

Hopefully young Zach knows he doesnt "have to do whatever it takes" when Chrissy pulls out the lube and really wants to get "deep down".

[Elmo]

You think Zach pulled out from this?



Yeah…

By the way, Big Jackpot posted a video about him playing high stakes baccarat at the casino. He was making $500 bets.



Well now…after 3 plus years of Christopher lying and sucking off Johns in the Gold Coast casino and in the Bellagio bathrooms, and gambling and scamming across the country, not a single live action video or vlog from the Gayest Of All Time. What a goat…



But Chrissy…you claimed that you do the most for and within the casino and gambling community. However Kyle Adams, Kyle Prescott or whatever your God-forsaken gay porn moniker is these days, you can’t get one table for a 30 minutes to film the greatest casino player ever. And yes, nonverbal Bubs, keep bleating like the baby goat you are. We are waiting for you the spill the tea whenever those first real officials words come out of your mouth…



This is picture just sums up everything and never gets old.

[TheRivers]

This is a screen grab from the IG reel right before he yells “boom” like he just won a big hand. I’m not clear where on the table he’s actually playing. The spot that’s nearest to him only has about $300 in chips and there was no bet on the table. The spot next to it seems to have multiple bets including side bets (which Chrissy always says is for suckers). The spot with the multiple bets has a few yellow chips behind it…so I’m guessing that is his spot…but could we actually be seeing Mr Hyprocrite mot following his own advice here?

[zealanddonk]

and Chrissy with another FB post where he forgot what he was ranting about a couple of months ago.

Previously Chrissy spat venom both at "free things" as they are worthless and only poor people want them, as well as venom at casino hosts because you have to guarentee so much play to get freebies.

Now Chrissy is bragging he gets free food, free rooms, and comps to play casino games, and that he then wins thousands from that.

Our greasy hypocrite friend has a very short memory.

[zealanddonk]

This is a screen grab from the IG reel right before he yells “boom” like he just won a big hand. I’m not clear where on the table he’s actually playing. The spot that’s nearest to him only has about $300 in chips and there was no bet on the table. The spot next to it seems to have multiple bets including side bets (which Chrissy always says is for suckers). The spot with the multiple bets has a few yellow chips behind it…so I’m guessing that is his spot…but could we actually be seeing Mr Hyprocrite mot following his own advice here?

Agreed it is a little unclear.

Also, unclear if one person can, or is, playing more than betting section.

I doubt Chrissy is playing side bets, but it does fit his M.O of being a hypocrite.

[BedWetterBettor]

This is a screen grab from the IG reel right before he yells “boom” like he just won a big hand. I’m not clear where on the table he’s actually playing. The spot that’s nearest to him only has about $300 in chips and there was no bet on the table. The spot next to it seems to have multiple bets including side bets (which Chrissy always says is for suckers). The spot with the multiple bets has a few yellow chips behind it…so I’m guessing that is his spot…but could we actually be seeing Mr Hyprocrite mot following his own advice here?

Since this is 100% taken at Choctaw, I’m thinking the white chips are $1 chips for the Hand Fee. And since Chrissy loves spreading, he would man spread across two seats to fit his stubby little legs!

Here’s a chart of Choctaw chip denominations for reference.



You can see he only has 3 yellow chips with a few white ones conveniently tucked underneath, much like the 99 $1 bills tucked under 10 c-notes he tried to pass off as $100,000! The blacks are obviously $100 chips and the greens $25.

The bet appears to be only $750-$850 plus side bets that look to be placed by the “other bettor”.

What I mean by that, is This particular Baccarat table allows multiple players to wager on One spot. So whomever Chrissy is letting piggy back is the one betting the side bets. It might be Zach or another player looking to just play side bets. Many baccarat tables don’t allow the wagering of side bets without playing the hand.

At any rate, the midget likely did lose 4 Martys en route to this $850 bet. Starting with a base bet of $50-$100, he likely went $100, $200, $400 and then $800 plus $50 for his “trouble” and the fact he jumped up instantly means he needed THAT hand to win or he’d be betting $1600 the next hand!

[zealanddonk]

This is a screen grab from the IG reel right before he yells “boom” like he just won a big hand. I’m not clear where on the table he’s actually playing. The spot that’s nearest to him only has about $300 in chips and there was no bet on the table. The spot next to it seems to have multiple bets including side bets (which Chrissy always says is for suckers). The spot with the multiple bets has a few yellow chips behind it…so I’m guessing that is his spot…but could we actually be seeing Mr Hyprocrite mot following his own advice here?

Since this is 100% taken at Choctaw, I’m thinking the white chips are $1 chips for the Hand Fee. And since Chrissy loves spreading, he would man spread across two seats to fit his stubby little legs!

Here’s a chart of Choctaw chip denominations for reference.



You can see he only has 3 yellow chips with a few white ones conveniently tucked underneath, much like the 99 $1 bills tucked under 10 c-notes he tried to pass off as $100,000! The blacks are obviously $100 chips and the greens $25.

The bet appears to be only $750-$850 plus side bets that look to be placed by the “other bettor”.

What I mean by that, is This particular Baccarat table allows multiple players to wager on One spot. So whomever Chrissy is letting piggy back is the one betting the side bets. It might be Zach or another player looking to just play side bets. Many baccarat tables don’t allow the wagering of side bets without playing the hand.

At any rate, the midget likely did lose 4 Martys en route to this $850 bet. Starting with a base bet of $50-$100, he likely went $100, $200, $400 and then $800 plus $50 for his “trouble” and the fact he jumped up instantly means he needed THAT hand to win or he’d be betting $1600 the next hand!

Sounds like he was trying to recreate that hand that he keeps telling us about where Stacey went to the shitter because Chrissy was one Baccy hand away from being divorced and getting a real j.o.b