Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

Look who finally posted a sports bet win after losing consistently over 7 months since the 5 leg parlay! And his “large bet” he was sweating over the whole weekend…

A whopping $705!!! Bahahahahahahaha!! He even tries to conflate it with his lies that he wins thousands and this win was how he paid for the Vegas “Staycation”!?! Yup, that massive $510 sure paid for everything, especially the last time he bet on the Astros and attended the game to see them lose! Or when he bet on Ohio State only to see them not cover the spread! And how bout that Goat pick of Ohtani to win the Homerun Derby…

Yep Chrissy really wins 99% of the time doesn’t he, except of course when people track his lies and expose him…Oops!!!

[Forum Wars]

Ha ha, hey guys, here's a funny screwup by SEO Internet Marketing GOAT Chrissy.

I left a message on his TheAmericanReporter.com article (err, fake paid for by Chrissy advertorial) and got the usual "Awaiting moderation". Of course it will never appear, so the content I wrote is not important. But why did this icon of Chrissy in his Cheap Walmart "The Aristocrats" blue suit appear beside my "awaiting moderation" comment? Too funny!

I even tried leaving comments on other TheAmericanReporter.com advertorials from other dolts trying to promote themselves and no such icons appeared. What a fishcake Chrissy is - he had to have sent in this image as his icon for comments he received (along with his photo in the yellow hoodie, and a text file of the story itself) as a package of media files for TAR and somehow the professionals at TAR made the blue joke suit icon the commenter's icon!

Seeing through his bullshit again!

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy's latest FB post appears to be a mash up of a former story he told, but re-worked for the masses, and mild gay erotica to test the waters.
Chrissy mentions the massive boner he got looking at another man, and then a pointless gambling story.

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy's latest FB post appears to be a mash up of a former story he told, but re-worked for the masses, and mild gay erotica to test the waters.
Chrissy mentions the massive boner he got looking at another man, and then a pointless gambling story.

Indeed he does admit that another man gave him a “boner”. Since 99 percent of the world has seen Little Kyle’s Boner and clearly was not impressed back in 2010, one can deduce it has gotten even smaller since then just like Little Kyle’s brain!



And being that Chrissy is a simpleton and can’t even fact check his stories where he lies constantly. Here’s an easy way to show he’s making things up! He claims to put a $10 chip down! Not $10 IN chips but a single chip worth $10. Now I’m not sure what fantasy casinos you’ve been to, but I have yet to see a real baccarat table use anything but chip denominations of $5, $25, $100, $500, $1000 and up! Never seen a $10 chip and unless Chrissy hopped in his time machine and retrieved one from 1970(the last time that any casino made $10 chips) then this story is a… Complete Lie!

[TheRivers]

“If you think that it is mathematically impossible to beat the casinos….then you suck at math.” - Christopher Mitchell

“Thank you to you and your followers for your long term contribution to our wealth” - The Casinos

[BedWetterBettor]

Back to the old scam of showing Mr. Foster’s money but no chips or actual high limit play. Now why didn’t he brag about being up $8000 during the live stream yesterday? He got scared after miraculously going ahead $210 and ran away from the live cam show. Could it be he’s full of shit and just got caught in another… Complete Lie!?!?



Coke Head Chrissy makes it so easy to prove how dumb he is and can’t even keep his lies straight! 😂

[Bilbodoggins]

Yesterday I made $1400 playing 3-5 NLH for three hours. According to Crissy math I am making $466 per hour or $933,333 per year. It never seemed like that much but thanks to CM I now understand that I was just looking at it wrong.
Of course, I don't count the occasional $1,000 losing sessions. Like green zeros, they don't happen very often so I don't worry about them. Thanks, CM!

[TheRivers]

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again….It was 110 all weekend in Vegas. Why is he walking around wearing hoodies (two different days)? I truly think he is cold blooded. Kind of reminds me of when Anakin Skywalker turned to the dark side and he’s standing on that volcano planet yet is still shivering.

[zealanddonk]

Today [Monday america time] is a Grey Hood video that opens with "Saturday night in Vegas".
The title is CM makes $8000 profit.

TLDR: Spoiler Altert, for a video where Chrissy claims to make profit from gambling, no gambling is shown.
It's just another walk around a food court and talk about food video.

Assumedly this is from live play, so a running total wont be kept, especially since his bankroll has been either variable or not stated lately.

Fortunately this nonsense is only 13 minutes long, so assumedly he also is not showing betting action.

2m30s Chrissy shows what he claims is $8000 cash, and claims its his profit.
So already we are getting "conversation" not "documentation".

2m40s - 4m rambles on about how he beats the casinos every single day, however as we know from the last week, there has been no video proof at all.

Claims people suck at math AND dont know how to win.
Reminds me of the "I was gonna bet on player" -- that assumedly is winning according to Chrissy.

5m15s claims he stopped at $8k from Baccy because he isnt greedy, and it would have taken him months to make that from Uber.
so, he is going back to the story he was an Uber driver, which seems to contradict his FB post the other day.

6m15s Chrissy shows once he again why he did not get into university despite claims he was offered a scholarship
"Resort Worlds is Asian owned....there are many things that show the asian culture"

No numb-nuts, there are many different cultures in Asia, but we wouldnt expect Chrissy to understand or care about that.

8m35s Chrissy doubledowns on his racism and retardation and claims White people dont know what Pho is
Clearly setting up that Chrissy is a gentleman of knowledge and wisdom because he does.

9m25s Chrissy really cant help himself, claims they also have finger food like tater tots , but dont expect the service to be good.

10m 50s Chrissy repeats it is saturday night, and they flying back to Texas on Sunday.
Oddly we havent seen Chrissy in church on sunday for qutie some time.
In fact the last time we did, Chrissy made a shitty comment to Stacey.

Video ends with a very poor look around a dark and dank room.
Stacey is busy watching "the idiot box" as Chrissy has previously referred to it as.

So as expected, if you were watching for gambling action, you would be disappointed.

[zealanddonk]

Tis truly a generous day, Chrissy just live streamed actual casino play.

He's in Oklahoma with our boy Zach.

I'll fire up a quick summary in an hour or so.

White Top for reference, 22 minute run time: playing electronic machines because whats better than playing online in the bunker, playing the exact same thing but in a room with other people and paying more for the experience.

O and Chrissy plays Blackjack but not sure there will be enough hands to analyse if his no bust is better than basic strategy.

[BedWetterBettor]

ZD killin it as usual. Just watched the live play video and felt like adding some fun notes. At/or around 15 minutes in he starts bragging about how he made $50 already.

Then of course loses it all back on Roulette and gets down over $175 and has to Marty up to $280 just to get even! He gets confused and asks “do I switch or stay?”

But I thought he was the Goat and knows how to win all the time? How is it possible that he’s losing spin after spin using a Grand martingale betting system? Guess he was right stupid people don’t know math and he’s the stupidest person alive!

He then realizes the max table bet is $500 and needs the “win” or he can’t Marty any more! He tries not to show his decreasing balance and He luckily gets it and gives us about 5 Holla at cha boys out of fear that had he not hit he would’ve gone crying to back to Big Daddy Keith for more donations! He quickly cuts away and stops playing to get Zach’s genius thoughts! Because nothing says intellect than a dumb hick from Arkansas who failed at college sports and now does real estate scams and pays a midget for worthless advice!

He rants and raves About how he knew he was going to win, however he stops playing big boy bets and shits himself while playing $3 BJ hands! Yep a real high roller folks, playing digital table games to avoid paying 25 cent hand fees!

[JeffDime]

You guys are absolute fucking beasts! Chrissy, we actually found a way to make you a millionaire!

[TheRivers]

Anyone else want to take a stab at why he was too nervous to cash out his enormous $100 profit while the camera was on? During the last live session he did so without hesitation.

Driving for 90 minutes just to play &3 electronic blackjack hands must be so worth it when you can just do the same thing from home. But anything I suppose to make himself visible at an actual casino. Kind of goes against his whole “you need a big $5K or more bankroll at the live casino” statement. At $3 starting beta you don’t need much of a bankroll at all…and all casinos have these electronic games now.

[zealanddonk]

Review of White top Stadium Gambling:

TLDR:
Chrissy reads a comment that the machines are rigged, but he claims he can still beat them.
Roulette has Green Zero and Green Double Zero, just exactly how stupid is Chrissy?

44s Chrissy fans some money and claims its thousands and thousands.
Later he claims "its about $10k".
Surely he'd know exactly how much since he just loaded $1k into the machine, and he usually knows to the dollar how much he is lying about.

2m7s Chrissy sure loves dragging out the bill insertion (and I'm watching this at 2x).

3m 06s After talking up he was going to play, he actually starts.
While I appreciate he has to show loading the money to drag it out and avoid accusations of fake money, he really doesnt seem keen to be gambling today.

4m 15s second hand, Chrissy bets $10 on banker, wins, and gets $9.50 (50c/5% commission).
This massive sum deserves a hollar at ya boy, which Chrissy then gives us.

Chrissy jumps from Baccy to Spinny.
Then sits out a spin.

4m54 unfortunately Chrissy turns the camera on himself.
Chrissy reads a comment from the live chat that the stadium machines are rigged, but thats ok cos Chrissy claims he will still win .
The only thing bouncier than the spinny ball, is Chrissy's opinion on anything that isnt 100% known to be idiotic, in which he is usually balls deep.

5m9s Zach throws 2 fingers up to the camera (which would be taken as offensive in British CommonWealth countries), not sure what it means in America.
Quite probably "Send help, stuck with an idiot"

6m 11s This is the outcome of Chrissy's 3rd wager.
6 full minutes to bet 3 times.
Doctor must have given him some good meds cos normally he'd have been shouting monkey monkey long before now.

7m $24.50, that beats your normal job.
Technically yes, yes it does.

Now Chrissy jumps to Blacky, the game consistently played by idiots at the casino, according to a previous video of his.

Chrissy has 13, dealer has 6, Wizard of Odds says stand, chrissy's bust a nut strategy also says stand.

Dealer makes 20, Chrissy loses.
Next hand,
A3 for soft 14 vs dealer ace, Chrissy catches face, stands, dealer makes 20.

So, Chrissy in the space of three hands has effectively lost his profit of $24.50 which as we all know often hands in jobs.

Chrissy wins this bet, and decides to take a quick break to compare himself to Evander Hollyfield (or possibly some notorious gay pornstar called Hollyfield, who knows).
Chrissy then points out that Zach is there as well, and starts reading names of the live chat people.


Someone in the live chat asked if Zach had to pay $25k for this nonsense with Chrissy.
Pretty srue its a back scratch deal.

11m20s Zach also has a pile of bank notes in front of him, but it looks a lot smaller than Chrissy's bankroll.
When asked how he is going, it sounds like 417, and the speech tot ext feature on youtube says $17.
If only it were $70 to rub it in Chrissy's face.

Chrissy then addresses the $25k question with his usual lying cocksucker laugh, and claims Zach is paying a lot of money.
Also says Zach is going to the MasterMind event which should prove hilarious for all involved.

15m15s after losing 3 bets, starting at $10, Chrissy states the max bet for this nonsense is $500, and you can tell he is a little worried as he puts out $130.
Also, hes below start balance at this point, and oddly doesnt mention how often that happens in a job.

15m45s after losing the $130 bet, Chrissy has a difficult decision on his hand of flipping heads, or tails. Lets see if he guesses properly for red or black

16m17s Chrissy decides to go with $280 Low, and notes due to table table limit of $500, he could not do a full marty.
His roll is also $544 after placing the bet, so yeah a full marty wasnt happening either.

Chrissy does his full gimmick of commanding the wheel AND stating winner winner sushi dinner.
Sadly, it works.
Zach must have felt like a right tit as Chrissy repeats "hollar at yer boy" for winning $280 to make $100 profit.

Because Zach is too far from the mic the speech to text does not pick up what he says.
Sounds like he was a little nervous.

19m 30s
Chrissy gets a 15 in Blackjack, dealer runs out a tasty 21 with low cards.
Chrissy starts laughing like an idiot.
Not sure why, its like he wants to have a tantrum but he knows Zach and the live crew are watching.

Chrissy loses some more Blacky, and places a $35 bet.
For some reason he jumps all over the betting slots for this with no pattern or reason given.

Chrissy wins, shows his balance of $1121 and states if you dont believe it, you can go back and watch the clip.
Weird flex for sure.

As TheRivers noted, Chrissy makes a real odd comment about cashing out while the camera is running.
I can only imagine its spitting out a loyalty card/club card or possibly something identifying on the ticket like his name is Kyle Prescott.

As noted, Chrissy manages to stretch a lot of fucking around in a 20 minute video, and has maybe 10 wagers in it.
It would have been hilarious to see what he would have done if the $280 Spinny bet lost.

[Elmo]

You guys are absolute fucking beasts! Chrissy, we actually found a way to make you a millionaire!

On behalf of Chrissy and his loony tunes, they proudly accept the 1 million views that they gracefully accumulated on this wonderful and thoughtful Thread.



I wonder if Christopher got a million views on his Colt videos.



Keep up the scamming and stupidity, Chrissy! Either you will be judged by 12 or carried by 6 if you continue to treat this trend like your friend.

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

His last live stream was such a bummer. He was on his last martingale and then won. The dude next to him had apparently paid "a lot of money" to be there too, so being able to watch that would have been absolutely epic. And this one was genuinely live too, so he wouldn't be able to just toss the footage. Genuinely disappointing. If he keeps doing these live streams he will lose sooner or later though, so I hope he keeps them up!

[BedWetterBettor]

His last live stream was such a bummer. He was on his last martingale and then won. The dude next to him had apparently paid "a lot of money" to be there too, so being able to watch that would have been absolutely epic. And this one was genuinely live too, so he wouldn't be able to just toss the footage. Genuinely disappointing. If he keeps doing these live streams he will lose sooner or later though, so I hope he keeps them up!

He Definitely did not him pay him more than gas money and the price of the 3% percent coloring book. We’ve proven Zach is in on these types of scams with his YT channel and instagram.

Now we can prove how dumb and pathetic he is!!!



Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Look out folks, Zach is holdin up some big bucks, like 5 or 6 Big Ones! Lol, he can’t even flash more than a couple hundred bucks and he thinks he’s improved his “net worth”? Hahaha.

And if that is gross looking food is free, I’d pay them to take it back. How does one get food comps by not using a player card and running scared after Marty betting $280 for a $30 win??? Something is off here folks and I think it’s Zach’s medication!

Speaking of medicine, I believe I found one of the morons from the last Masturbation mind meeting in Vegas. She was the black woman with braids next to Brown Nose Brandon.

https://m.facebook.com/100001335591219/

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I guess some nurses aren’t that bright after all, eh Stacy!?!?

[TheRivers]

So in today’s lengthy FB post Chrissy talks about how sone rich guy whom he met at Chipotle and he’d the sob story about how broke he was invited him to stay with him and gave him a lot of money (ya know…like the other rich guy gave him a car). If these stories are true I don’t want to know what Chrissy had to “give” in return

Anyway…one of the comments is from Chrissy’s brother…who thanks him for sharing the story as if he is hearing about the experience for the first time. While it could be true that Chrissy and his brother don’t talk much, if these stories are “I swear to god” true you’d have to think the brother would have heard them at sone point? No?

[TheRivers]

And another post now declaring the end of the mastermind events. Now it’s a VIP ticket vent and it will cost $3500 in September and $5000 after that. But he guarantees you’ll become a millionaire This is because he’s “done with the tire kickers” who are always making excuses.” He wants people that will “do life with the Mitchell’s”. He is definitely trying to be Keith Craft now.

Wonder how those people who have already paid him $1000 two times feel about being labeled as “Tire Kickers”. I guess that label must apply also to everyone that is paying him $100 per month in the inner circle. Must feel good to be an abused customer.

[BedWetterBettor]

And another post now declaring the end of the mastermind events. Now it’s a VIP ticket vent and it will cost $3500 in September and $5000 after that. But he guarantees you’ll become a millionaire This is because he’s “done with the tire kickers” who are always making excuses.” He wants people that will “do life with the Mitchell’s”. He is definitely trying to be Keith Craft now.

Wonder how those people who have already paid him $1000 two times feel about being labeled as “Tire Kickers”. I guess that label must apply also to everyone that is paying him $100 per month in the inner circle. Must feel good to be an abused customer.

He can’t even hide how desperate for signups he is. Claims it’s “Over Sold Out”??? How does something Over Sell Out exactly? Is that what happens to hotel rooms on a Getaway Staycation?

Then generously allows Two more spots?? Not one more spot as is customary when trying to squeeze in an extra person, but Two more suckers are allowed to join the circle jerk and lose all their money like Brandon, Cia and Jelly Belly Jeff Reed!



It explains the two live play sessions for $3 and $10 bets, he’s so desperate to get a great turnout and show those idiots dancing on poles and losing at a $25 Baccarat game, he can’t even use the proper fear of loss tactic!

Never Forget, for $1000 THIS could be you living the Chrissy Fake Millionaire life, lol!