And just when you thought Brandon was the dumbest person on earth to sniff Chrissy’s jock, it appears we have a new challenger for Biggest Brown Nose!
I give you… Zit Face Zach! Quite possibly the world’s second dumbest gambler on Earth! Of course his midget mentor is number one! Reminds me of TJ, the guy who supposedly quit his job and went busto following Kyle Prescott. Who vanished after the rehearsed testimonial and his dad told him to leave the house for being so stupid!
And how much did these wannabe millionaires make in this epic Casino trip??? A
Whopping $355!!!
Yep, that’ll pay for you airfare, hotel, gas and food! Not to mention whatever absurd amount this moron Zach paid to have the Bloat pop his casino cherry! And speaking of food, what did these high rollers eat on their excursion?
Why none other than the best cold, congealed buffet pizza and pasta of course! Because when you pay little Kyle for a weekend spooning session, he gives you five star meals like this! Ya know like the Mexican restaurant he went to cause the Steakhouse wouldn’t let him in wearing those cheap Walmart shorts!
After their massive $355 win they leave and go to Choctaw and admit to being down $6000! Yup real good money management there Kyle! Of course they miraculously came back and won it all plus profit. Which of course is never shown or proven other than these two buffoons laughing nervously and nodding at the camera like idiots.
Guess Jelly Belly Jeff Reed went broke after following this dipshit’s advice, so he has to have this deer in the headlights looking hick give fake testimonials now. Truly sad that the young ones are too stupid to see through the lies of this lying loser!