Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Black "Beast" tshirt Baccky video, roughly 45 minutes.

Looks like Chrissy has stumbled on a new form of successful content.
Play one shoe, make a coupla dollars, and spin out to 40 minutes [ugh ugh].

End balance from last video: 1611.92
Today's start balance: 222.67 {this is explained below}
Today's end balance: 256.97

Also, if you do not like the sound of sniffing and snorting probably best to avoid this video.
He's chugging Monster and sounds like he caught something filthy from church or the mastermind event.
Chrissy sues the "R word" about someone else.
Chrissy tells once of the biggest complete lies ever, by claiming he only had 4 sessions in last 2 weeks, he filmed them for us, and he started with $100 and turned it into $1500.
The evidence show 5 videos before this, starting at $1007
Despite his claims even near the end he would play the whole shoe, he claims he had a zoom session so had to bail.


Long version:
Chrissy claims he withdrew $1500 on Saturday night, left himself $150, and got it to $222 [all off-screen].

Says he has to play smart because he has a low roll, then he "presses" his bet by leaving the $4 he won on top of the $4 he had out.
So, he has an $8 bet out already, and he loses it.
He tries to justify it by "its only losing the initial bet, and your profit".
He really doesnt have a clue about bankroll management.

Anyways, after losing the $8, he "plays smart" by betting $10 on banker because
"hurr durr the streak was broken by a 9" for whatever that is worth.

He claims that 90% of the time it'll go back to the other side after a streak is broken by a natural 9.
If there was any skill to this game, maybe that'd make sense, but its all random.

5m 27s claims he doesnt really want to play now because its near the end of the shoe, and he wants to play a whole shoe [like a big boy!].

6m42 takes a big old swig of Monster, despite claims only a couple of weeks ago that he was giving it up [and in the live stream he said he had just purchased a dozen pack of Monster].
Seems to be a strong correlation between him swigging Monster and then snorting like a pig.

For some reason he keeps moving his mugshot around the screen. Seems a little twitchy and definitely snorty.

11ms3 Claims we got an extra 11 mintues for free [value of that to us, literally $0.]
His start balance for the shoe is $230.72 which he ddi acknowledge.

12m 10s claims he is only betting $1 on the first hand so he doesnt get timed out. Claims he always sits out the first hand live. He even goes so far to say he gets that hand "for free".
Naturally he forgot his rant from a couple of weeks ago about free being bad.

13m30s states the June Jerkoff is sold out and is coming in a week.
Still has slots open for August and it will be the last time it's $1000.

Makes a very odd comment, the dealer is leaving and Chrissy says "whatever floats your boat".
Is it possible she could hear him sniffing and snorting like some sort of diseased idiot?

As the dealer has zero impact on Baccky, why would he care?

15m 20s
He starts a rant about face masks, and considers it to be hypocrispy that they wear masks for change over at Baccky, but not roulette or Blacky.
He goes so far to say its retarded.
Thats a phrase I'm sure he's heard a lot in his past.

18m30s starts a rant about people not understanding why a millionaire would have such a small bankroll.
Wins a $10 bet on banker and gives us the first hollaratyaboy (I'm sure all millionaires do that).

probably a complete lie Claims he only had 4 gambling sessions in the last 2 weeks because he's always travelling and so busy.
He forgets all the times he was on his phone, all the times he claims you can fire up some sessions while taking a shit, and whatever else.
He wants us to believe he has only played 4 times in 2 weeks, despite his balance constantly changing between sessions.
Claims he has only been playing online when he's made time to make a video for us [we should be so greatful].

Being the simpleton that he is, he cannot even go to his own youtube channel, and count
In the last 12 days, he has had 4 roulette videos, and 1 complete Baccy video, along with the Baccy he is currently making.
Sounds like whatever documentation he has [which he didnt show] is faulty.

20m 50s claims he always has a $25k bankroll on him for RL casinos, min bets $100 on Baccky, min bet roulette depends on the limits.

22m repeats the story about having $15k bankroll online [forgets the story he donked off $8k].
Claims he doesnt try to impress us, blah blah blah claims he is making these videos for small bankroll players [despite his tantrum a couple of weeks ago that he wasnt[/b]

24m30s A banker streak is broken by a 9 for player.
Chrissy reminds us of his earlier claim 90% of the time when a streak is broken by a natural 9, it goes back to the other side
So in this case, we should expect it to be back to banker, which is where Chrissy bet.
Naturally player wins because Chrissy's stat is as idiotic as he is.



25m A week or two ago, I started with $100 and grew it to $1500: complete lie based on earlier statements in this video
So not only does he not know when he supposed started with $100, he also claimed he only had 4 sessions which he showed us.
There is 0.0 chance he showed us $1400 in profit over 4 videos.
Its likely in this case he means session = day.
This causes other problems since he has stated "if I have a losing session but win it all back the next day, is it really a loss?"
June 3rd start balance $1007.29
June 4th start balance $1000.29
June 6th start balance 1200.59
June 9th start balance $1371
Jne 11th start balanace $1500
So, very clearly, Chrissy is at a minimum confused, or outright lying.

31m Chrissy gives a shoutout to Non-Verbal Bubs.
We hear him oooooking in the background.

Despite claiming $1 or $2 bets, he has to marty up to a $23 bet.
Tells the usual complete lie that he is not emotional when playing.
36m He shows us a very ugly, cheaply produced spiral bound "booklet" that all mastermind attendees get. Looks like a photocopied cover
he gets confused by math again, claims the booklet will make 100x your "investment" of $1000, which he claims will make you a millionaire

37m despite his claim a few mintues earlier of not being emotional, he asks "are you guys done with this bullshit?" because he lost a $5 bet.
No, not $5000 bet, not $500 bet, not $50, but a $5 bet.
Despite his earlier claims of not being greedy, he wants to end "up", and "keep his profit".

He has a 7, and claims "90% of the time it wins", and lol, it loses.
Now hes at $22 for his bet, despite playing smart on a $222 bankroll.

LOL
roughly 5 hands left, he says he isnt going to marty or mitchllgale the rest of the show because he wants to protect his profit.
Remember when he said flatbetting was for losers?
Claims he isnt trying to make money at this point, just finish out the shoe
What is this nonsense?

Aaaaaand to the surprise of none, he flakes out on finishing the shoe.

He made rough $40 in his 40 minutes, no amazing claims of "wow, I would have made $60/hr, do you make that in your job?".

[TheRivers]

Uh oh. Look who got herself a new blog…Good ole Stacykins. And if you send her an e-mail you can be and “insider” and get signed up for free workshops and also receive “bonus offers”. I can’t wait to try this. You can also buy her Retrain Your Brain book for only $9. Hurry up while supplies last.

https://elevateandshine.com/

[donkey]

The devil comes in many forms and guises

[Forum Wars]

The dolt is such a scammer.

The circled "Investor" (my circling) at the top of both his Facebook and Instagram page used to say "Bitcoin" for the first bullet point.

Well, that won't do any longer as this implies that he was stupidly invested in BTC while it went from 64,000 in 2021 to around 21,000 today. That is a loss of 2/3rds since the peak!

I don't even think the man owned much if any Bitcoin. Just like he doesn't have very many investments. The point here is he is the GOAT: The Greatest of all Time at revisionism: a fool who thinks no one will be able to remember all the stupid things he was part of when they no longer fit in his scams.

Reallly, Chrissy is a precious individual. And we don't forget.

[zealanddonk]

The dolt is such a scammer.

The circled "Investor" (my circling) at the top of both his Facebook and Instagram page used to say "Bitcoin" for the first bullet point.

Well, that won't do any longer as this implies that he was stupidly invested in BTC while it went from 64,000 in 2021 to around 21,000 today. That is a loss of 2/3rds since the peak!

I don't even think the man owned much if any Bitcoin. Just like he doesn't have very many investments. The point here is he is the GOAT: The Greatest of all Time at revisionism: a fool who thinks no one will be able to remember all the stupid things he was part of when they no longer fit in his scams.

Reallly, Chrissy is a precious individual. And we don't forget.

This was explained in the hour long live stream donkfest.
He has people who tell him when to buy and sell crypto, and he has none now but he has money for it set aside because he is a winner!!!111!!!.
Also, as far as investor goes, he claims he doesnt trust the stockmarket because it only averaged 10% over the last 100 years.

[Dan Druff]

Yeah that "investor" shit is hilarious.

I bet he is afraid people see the recent negative press regarding bitcoin, and he doesn't want to look like a chump for having promoted it as an "investment".

In reality he hasn't shown any bitcoin trading in a long time, which means he quit it a long time ago. Remember his leveraged trades? Hilarious.

[TheRivers]

I noticed that master-minder Trey has now set his IG to private. Hopefully that means he’s read at least some of this forum and has perhaps thought long and hard about what we bring to light regarding his new “friend” Christopher Mitchell.

[The Boz]

I noticed that master-minder Trey has now set his IG to private. Hopefully that means he’s read at least some of this forum and has perhaps thought long and hard about what we bring to light regarding his new “friend” Christopher Mitchell.

Or perhaps there is an “investigative reporter” contacting these individuals in the mastermind group asking them about their business relationship with Mr Mitchell. As part of an overall story of Chrissy, maybe someone is asking if a banned YouTube individual, former Colt Studios adult film star and claimed multi millionaire is an investor in their company since they are observed in many of their pictures talking about it matter “who you associate with”.

Maybe they are asking the tough questions if they want to go on the record in an interview about their relationship with Mitchell. Maybe the same type questions are being asked in Tampa of the Real Estate investor. Asking him if Christopher Mitchell is his financial backer with his millions and how well does he do background checks of his partners? Asking if they are making large amounts of money using the Mitchellgale gambling. And if it’s ok to trust someone who claims to be a professional money manager with your assets who associates with a professional gambler.

Is the “Dr” being asked uncomfortably questions about his partners?

Interesting thoughts on what may be going on as these guys find out more about their new friend. And what questions is Craft getting from his customers?

Pure speculation on my part but we all know someone who may do something like this.

[TheRivers]

So I guess the couples mastermind isn’t covered in the 100K that Chrissy is now supposedly paying. But then again I’d imagine they couldn’t bring Bubs along so why bother? Oh well…guess they won’t be able to take their marriage to “places it’s never been.”

I don’t see any of the elite masterminds in the photo other than Steve Weatherford.

So Keith Craft is a pastor, life coach, and…marriage counselor??

Wonder when all these supposedly intelligent people are going to figure out that it is them who have bought Craft all these houses, cars, and a boat.

[BedWetterBettor]

Crybaby Chrissy is back with his cash counter on a Picnic Table from his bunker! Another useless video where he shows off his latest loan from Sugar Daddy Foster and begs for people to join his Inner Circle Jerk! He cries about how he is learning from Masturbator Minds with a higher net worth so you should pay him to learn his Masturbating skills for $1000!



Based on the title, I was hoping it would be another “retirement” video and how he is done playing casino games. But alas it’s another bait and switch tactic for one of his idiotic ramblings! Cuz ya know , a former Gay Porn Star worth under 6 figures and a car co-signed by his father in law is certainly someone you should consult for financial advice!

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

Hahahaha, his latest video is really good. Zero self awareness as he shows off his money whilst claiming that he "doesn't like to show off his money". Then the price hike of the mastermind events. I hate to admit it, but I think he actually might have had a good thing going with the $400 & $500 mastermind scams. It's a lot of money to be able to collect from 10-15 people for having to do essentially nothing but hang out with a bunch of retards for 1 day, but it's not enough that said retards can't afford it. At $5000, however, I just can't imagine people being willing to pay to hang out with him for a day and listen to his vague guru-advice. He should've taken his own advice and gotten rid of his GREED.

[TheRivers]

Hahahaha, his latest video is really good. Zero self awareness as he shows off his money whilst claiming that he "doesn't like to show off his money". Then the price hike of the mastermind events. I hate to admit it, but I think he actually might have had a good thing going with the $400 & $500 mastermind scams. It's a lot of money to be able to collect from 10-15 people for having to do essentially nothing but hang out with a bunch of retards for 1 day, but it's not enough that said retards can't afford it. At $5000, however, I just can't imagine people being willing to pay to hang out with him for a day and listen to his vague guru-advice. He should've taken his own advice and gotten rid of his GREED.

Every single person in the world will soon know who he is?? Okay then. Will he be the next Pope??

And at 5K for each mastermind event he’s now more expensive than Keith Craft who charges only 18K per year. And this guy thinks he’s going to do these every two months and people will pay 5K each time? Now that would be something. Safe to say Brandon and Pene won’t be able to attend nor will most of the inner circle types.

[zealanddonk]

$5k for one of Chrissy's MM events is right up there with his Patreon and his Rumble channel.

So, for $10k, you get "all access" "48 hours" "in the bedroom" "whenever you want"

For $5k you get "to share a sweaty room with a bunch of other sweaty idiots, listening to the leader of sweaty idiots" when Chrissy feels like it.

The real issue is, Brandon was probably happy paying $1k, and might have considered $5k.
At this point, he might as well pay $10k to get Chrissy all to himself.

[BedWetterBettor]

Annnnnnnnnd just when you thought they couldn’t get any dumber, I give you The Ryobi Guy!!!




Bahahahahahahahahaha , what a buffoon! Some jerkoff from NY who thinks he can make it big on YT by reviewing Home Depot items! He talks & acts like Chrissy and shamelessly plugs his channel on both the video and the description! He uses the documentation beats Masturbation quote in the first 30 seconds and is as boring & stupid as Brown Nose Brandon!

So this must be what gets discussed in the FB group and mastermind groups… “Folks, start a YouTube channel and subscribe to one another so YT will pay you more! I just made 33 cents today on YT and if you buy fake subs and commenters, they’ll give you an extra nickel folks!”

His real name is Paul Ryeman and he isn’t too bright. Hence forth he shall now be known as Prescott Penis Head Paul!?! Of course old Penis head will be at the upcoming Masturbation Mind Meeting, wonder if he’ll be the “blower” for Handjob Prescott???

I’m sure Chrissy will cry to him to stop posting on FB now. But the damage is already done!!

https://m.facebook.com/1053904532/

[TheRivers]

I think my favorite part of that video was when he held up the receipt from Hone Depot for the blower…ya know…just in case anyone actually thought he stole it. And congrats on saving the $10. LOL

[zealanddonk]

Annnnnnnnnd just when you thought they couldn’t get any dumber, I give you The Ryobi Guy!!!




Bahahahahahahahahaha , what a buffoon! Some jerkoff from NY who thinks he can make it big on YT by reviewing Home Depot items! He talks & acts like Chrissy and shamelessly plugs his channel on both the video and the description! He uses the documentation beats Masturbation quote in the first 30 seconds and is as boring & stupid as Brown Nose Brandon!

So this must be what gets discussed in the FB group and mastermind groups… “Folks, start a YouTube channel and subscribe to one another so YT will pay you more! I just made 33 cents today on YT and if you buy fake subs and commenters, they’ll give you an extra nickel folks!”

His real name is Paul Ryeman and he isn’t too bright. Hence forth he shall now be known as Prescott Penis Head Paul!?! Of course old Penis head will be at the upcoming Masturbation Mind Meeting, wonder if he’ll be the “blower” for Handjob Prescott???

I’m sure Chrissy will cry to him to stop posting on FB now. But the damage is already done!!

https://m.facebook.com/1053904532/

The video is unpolished and has Chrissy's stench on it (and yet somehow its still better than most of Chrissy's nonsense).

If Paul paid $99, got this tip from the inner circle, and left after 1 month, he hasnt done badly.
If he paid $1000 for the MM event to learn this thats a different kettle of fish.

Minor issues with the video: He points to a house and says "I did that".

Really unclear if he meant he built it for himself, if he built it for someone else, if he bought it.
He starts with a straighrtforward tool, and is slightly dismissive of the guide [this will haunt him on more complex tools].
He assembles the tool "without problems" [see note later].
He gives a tip that is actually useful that tradies should tidy up before they leave as it will likely get more business [which is probably true].
Then it gets a little weird, he's just blowing the leaves into a corner, and later in the clip he blows a corner of leaves that is already tidy.
It would have made more sense to direct them into a bag and remove them if that was the goal, or not mess up something already tidy.

He gives Chrissy a shout-out.

At this point theres over a minute left so whats still to come?
he shows a Blooper reel which is fucking idiotic
He shows that he assembled the blower the wrong way and the tube fell off.
This is a device with 1 inter-connect and a battery, and he couldnt get it right, despite hurr-durring the instructions earlier.
This kills off a lot of his credibility, and if anyone had previewed this for him and didnt warn him, they should be slapped as well.

So, more polish, Less chrissy, less idiotic chrissy-like ideas and it would be acceptable.
Unlikely to be super successful because no idea who this guy actually is, and no idea why his house is important, but it wouldnt reek of fail either.

[zealanddonk]

Back to Chrissy:
Yellow T-shirt [Money Counter playset with monopoly money included].

Sadly, its dawned on me just how terrible Chrissy is.
The in-laws were kind enough to get Bubs the "Money Counter Playset" for Xmas [or maybe his birthday], and Chrissy being Chrissy took it for himself.

Granted its less likely Bubs would have had as big a grin on his face when "counter goes brrrrrrrrrr" like Chrissy does, but its the principle of the thing.

Short version, no gambling shown, Chrissy is better than us, he's building a tribe and going to be world famous.
Hopefully this footage will be on the Netflix doco in 2 years time "Arse to Arson -- the sad story of Chrissy Mitchell"



Anyways on with the video, a tight 13 minutes titled "Professional Gambler Christopher Mitchell Is Done Playing Games."
Yeah no, this signs its going to be a rant, rather than him stopping gambling because he has all the hallmarks of being a gambling addict.

First 30 seconds Counter goes Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Our unshaven hero does not have a big grin for some reason.
The counter shows $25500 in $100 bills, but the Brrrrrrr just doesnt seem to make Chrissy happy any more.

1m24s claims 2 and a half years ago nobody knew who he was complete lie?
Given he claims he used to be on the cover of body building magazines, and would come second in contests, assumely those people knew who he was.
Chrissy already go for "Pity" from the Narcassist/Abuser "Charm"/"Pity"/"Rage" handbook. We know his charm is terrible, and his rage is normally swearing, or toddler-midget tantrums.
I hope this doesnt mean we are getting the sainted mother story, he hasnt wanked that one out for awhile.

Claims today 100s of thousands of people know who he is.
This will be interesting to see how he justifies that, it wont be from legitimate viewers of his youtube channel thats for sure.

He has a stupid smirk when he says "Everyone in the world will know who I am". This is often the liar/narc smirk.

I havent seen a lot of murder-suicide final videos, or Waco style government stand-offs but lets be honest here.
I have however seen the excellent final episodes of "The Shield".
The odds of Stacey coming back next season aint looking good.


Claims despite June MM not having taken place yet, he's already got 12 paid up suckers for August.

2m45s claims people will be happy to pay $5k because he is giving million dollar advice.
Obviously, why would someone need to come back more than once to his MM sessions?

3m 1s Cult warning Claims he's building a tribe who wants to go everywhere with him.
By tribe does he mean the original Tribes of Israel or something else?

4m This is getting into weird terrority "We are going to travel the world together, gamble together, help the poor together" Thats at least two complete lies there.

4m 40s And he does the classic lip licking that he does when he mentions sex slavery.

5m20s He claims he doesnt show off with his money -- despite just flopping out a $25500 wad, and despite his recent videos stuffing his face at resturants.
He is actually honest for a change when he claims he doesnt have 10 cars or 5 houses, but more likely for obvious other reasons.

6m20 goes back to mocking members of his inner circle by pointing out tis only $99 a month and any broke douche bag hater can join.
Hes trying to go to rage from pity, but its rather flaccid.

6m45s Chrissy shows off his idiocy. States if you want to rub shoulders....but he jiggles his elbow
Granted Bbus probably cant name body parts properly yet, for someone married to a nurse you'd think he'd get simple gestures right.

8m20s he claims "big things are coming" and people will be thinking "how did Chrissy pull it off".
He donked off $100 to join Keithy and scam his idiot mates, thats not tricky.

9m we balls deep in fantasy land now
Claims he "took over vegas" "I defeated every casino on the Las vegas strip".
He needs to sit down and watch the movie Casino.

11m Claims Keithy's MM events let him get into the room with people with 100x his net worth.
So, $100k in actual money, and $2.5m in monopoly money?
Now Chrissy goes back to negging "And I'm probably worth 100x of you".
Sure sure Chrissy.

Ends with the claim he's taking his $25k bankroll to go play at the casino but "I wont be filming any of it".

[zealanddonk]

As TheRivers points out, Chrissy is now saying the August event is $1000, and events after that will be $1500 so that $5000 must be for whatever circlejerk he's having later.

He's probably just realised slowly raising the price is more effective than a straight bump.

Also, what has happened to "Hurrrr durrrr, mid-week mastermind events are the best idea I've ever had"?

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

New video. I like that his last couple of videos haven't been boring pre-recorded gambling videos. I live for his low-IQ narcissist rants!

[AhoosierA]

Is it possible that we could be seeing Chrissy & Stacy purchasing their first home?

In today's video he talks about the fear of investing in something he's never invested in before and it taking a large sum of money.

That $300k has been sitting in their bank account untouched for some time now, and I know that banks want to see money in your account for a certain amount of time. Especially if one is "unemployed"