Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[TheRivers]

And in other news…apparently Keith Craft is none too happy about Burger King being a supporter of Pride.Month.

[BedWetterBettor]

Yep, he’s definitely getting butthurt about being exposed and people quitting the scam group after realizing it’s a hoax!



Wearing a women’s Bruce Springsteen T shirt again. His eyebrows look even more ridiculous than usual, guess he’s getting the cheap tweezer special��

Seems to be aimed at the people leaving after losing their small bankroll. Ya mean the one that little Kyle makes videos for and guarantees they can win with a small bankroll? Guess that was another complete lie! Now he preaches have an even Bigger bankroll and you too can be a millionaire like him. He then tells the bullshit story about seeing a guy win 200K at BJ, but lost it all back because he was greedy! Kind of like a certain scammer made 50K by selling PDFs with worthless info for $750 and then lost all that money on back to back trips to Biloxi and Sycuan casinos???

The contradictions are plentiful and he even slips up and admits he was making Stacy give him her paycheck so that he could go lose it gambling. Confirming his bid for Husband of the year in 2019. Losing so much they had to move in with someone from their church��

Could explain where this baby shower photo came from…




However it’s all tall tales we’ve heard told differently before as Rivers pointed out. So it will probably end up with a video of Chrissy begging forgiveness from the Circle Jerk dropouts and then doing masturbation mindset videos for Brandon!



Rivers: I have to believe it’s directed towards newer members who only paid for one month or less and then cancelled. Possibly causing little Chrissy to incur a chargeback which would fire him up to make the video and mock them! Brandon and Pene are 3 years in, so I’d say they’re committed at this point and use the sunk cost fallacy to rationalize it. They MAY however RSVP’ d a hard NO for the masturbation mind meeting this month, but I doubt Brandon would have the guts to no show!

[zealanddonk]

Today's video, Pink shirt, "looking butch" from his instagram the other day.
29 minutes, shot in the bunker [which is probably how they'll find his family]

TLDR:
Mostly familiar stories with some minor twists.
Starts using the "success recipe" phrase.
Clearly people have been losing and leaving the inner circle and this makes our man-child very sad, and then very angry.
No gambling in this video just rants and lies about how great he is.

Long version:

Editing as I go.

Slightly unshaven, looking tired.

1m43s he's already into "I do whatever it takes".

Wow, he really goes balls deep on his former members.
Claims he asks the inner circle if they are willing to do whatever it takes, they agree.
They then donk off their $100 bankroll and quit.
Chris _laughs_ at this for some weird reason.

Surely if he is selling successful strategies for low bankrolls as he keeps claiming in his videos, they could just copy him on cam night and be winners?

2m 52s Chrissy gets ready for a a complete lie by saying "I"m going to tell you a true story" and then takes a sip of his drink.
This isnt Monster, but it also isnt Citrus or whatever rubbish he was drinking the other week because he was over drinking Monster [that lasted less than a week, he wasnt willing to do whatever it takes]

Tells us about his first year of gambling:
Claims there was no mentoring, no videos blah blah blah,
Went into debt, blah blah

Claims he phoned up over 100 casinos to ask their table limits on Baccarat and this was _very_ time consuming for poor Chrissy.

7m mark, despite having closed captions on, the story gets very confusing.
He claims he became known as the Casino Queen and started working a gloryhole in St Louis.
Clearly he was doing whatever it tookened.

8m he again claims he was going to two chicago casinos that had $10 minimum baccky tables, and then off to St Loius for the $5 minimum Baccky tables.
This literally makes no sense from a time/gambling perspective.
Either stay in Chicago and do the $10 tables OR go straight to St Loui
s and play the $5s.
Now Chrissy is known as a simpleton, so it may not have occured to him or this story is a complete lie

8m 40s Chrissy now claims his wife was "only" working 12-16 hour days.
Most other versions of this nonsense are she was always working 16 hour days.

9m 2s We all knew Chrissy was a bottom sucking leech, but he openly admits taking most of his wife's pay and losing it gambling.
He then tries to spin it as "do whatever it takes".
Yeah, how about you get a proper job than leeching off someone else.

10m 25s bahahahahaha claims he was paying 35% interest on those pay day loans. Definitely an idiot.
You'd think someone who used to be poor would have more empathy for the currently poor.


Minor clarification on someone else's post: chrissy is suggesting the Stacey's co-workers were the drug addicts and psychopaths rather than the patients.
This is very likely due to Stacey's co-workers have an education while Chrissy is a dolt.

LOL 11m 0s Chrissy claims Corporate America was to blame for crushing Stacey's dreams [not the fat idiot leeching her every pay cheque and wasting it].
Even more obvious is his next statement When Stacey met me, she knew I was a little boy with a big dream"
Indeed, he is a tantrum throwing man-child.

12m 28s He really sells the idea he keeps $25k in his underwear drawer because sometimes I'll have $100 in my butt
He seems to be remembering the good old days of Colt.

He then does the dishonest laugh because hes about to claim how honest he is.

13m 20s claims he wanted to be filthy stinking rich -- despite recent claims he isnt greedy.
Sure buddy, sure.

14m14s Chrissy now starts some ramble against a new player who had successfully turned $100 into $220.

Claims the dude saw 6 reds, so started betting on black
Claims the dude went broke martying because it stayed red 15 times in total.

Chrissy blames the dude for not listening to "the trend is your friend" and "never bet against a streak"
Sadly the dude must not have seen yesterday's video where Chrissy was playing without a strategy.

Weirdly Chrissy does not mention the obvious problem here:
The guy could have (and should have) stopped at 5 martys, reset to 50c bets and would have rode out red streak (only just).

16m starts a weird story about having $25k on him at a "small rank casino" where most people are buying in for $100 and betting inside numbers hoping for 35-1.
He then cant remember if he bought in for $5k or $10k, but claims people were impressed with such a big buyin.

17m 5s Complete lie warning: Claims He is "known all over the world in the gambling industry" and "I am good at what I do".
He then uprgades it to being "the best thats why he is the goat".
Awhile ago he climed he got rid of pride, ego and greed, lol at anyone who believed that then or now.

He now changes from 99% of people wont do "whatever it takes" to 99.9% of people.

LOL now he claims people always ask him what their marty stop loss should be, because he does not have a stop loss because he is willing to do whatever it takes
This is a new theme, as the old theme a few months ago was 5 marties.
He even used to have a lovely diagram on his whiteboard that if you blow 5 marties [shoutout to Jew Donk] then you still have enough bankroll to start over.

Now he's mocking his inner circle members for havign a 3 or 4 or 5 marty limit, despite it being prudent advice previously.

22m 15s Blah blah blah live casino, dude turns $50k into $250k. Chrissy taps him on the shoulder so Chrissy can say something stupid
Surprised security didnt remove him at that point.
Also, as with many Chrissy stories they are aimed at people who havent gambled and have no idea of big bankrolls.
Even if it was the dude's very last $50k, its still more money than Chrissy had at that point, and lest be honest, most likely more than Chrissy has right now, despite claims of hiding $25k in skidmarked undies.

One thing I admire about Chrissy, when its his money "Rich people can do whatever they want with it", when its someone else's money "Ooooo dont do that, it offends me, I dont like it, waaaaaa".
Fuck that hyprocrite.

26m 25s he's now using the phrase success recipe (used in another recent video) as his combination of strategies, despite not havign any strategy yesterday.

27m starts a very strange story that if you take the very small drops of vanilla out of the recipe for a Sara Lee cheesecake, it would not taste anything like a cheesecake.
No, not adding the base, not baking it, not adding cream [or cream cheese] or sugar would mean it probably wasnt a cheesecake.
Not putting vanilla in will not stop it from tasting like a cheesecake.

He's too busy thinking about food and not thinking rationally (again).

28m claims he travels the world. Obviously a complete lie since the pandemic.
Is there any evidence he has travelled the world as a winning gambler or even as a losing gambler [so assume Jan 1st 2019]?

Chrissy works himself into a tantrum and starts swearing, including a big fat fuck (in before Elmo on that one)

[BedWetterBettor]

“Mr. Prescott, how big is your penis???”



“ I see… and can you tell us how you’d feel about standing next to and working out with older, naked men??”



“Annnnnnnnnd last question… You ready, yooouuuu reaaaady hahhh?!?!”



Side Note: That Malone clown seems to have lost his ass at Baccarat and is no longer the “greatest player in the world”! He tried to make a video showing that he some kind of saint, but just revealed that he makes a living mowing lawns and whacking weeds! Only 50 more lawns to go before he gets his losses back!



He even eats greasy, nasty Chinese food and films it like his idol Chrissy!

[TheRivers]

I love how he says he had to pay the price and adds that he had to go through the losing because he didn’t have a “mentor like the GOAT.” Well now that there is a mentor like the GOAT what price should people have to pay besides the $99 per month? I mean…you just copy him and you’ll win every day? Right? Why would anyone be upset when that wasn’t playing out as advertised and they loose their small bankroll? Yeah I think offering the month to month thing is hurting him. He no longer has the leverage to just kick people out…since doing so potentially costs him future money.

[zealanddonk]

I love how he says he had to pay the price and adds that he had to go through the losing because he didn’t have a “mentor like the GOAT.” Well now that there is a mentor like the GOAT what price should people have to pay besides the $99 per month? I mean…you just copy him and you’ll win every day? Right? Why would anyone be upset when that wasn’t playing out as advertised and they loose their small bankroll? Yeah I think offering the month to month thing is hurting him. He no longer has the leverage to just kick people out…since doing so potentially costs him future money.

He needs another passive income stream where winners give him a slice of their winnings.
This would go nicely with his passive income affliate deal where he gets a slice of the losses.

As you've pointed out, Chrissy realised he could get more money in the short term by grifting a monthly fee, but as always didnt think long term that once people start winning, the $99 expense isnt worth it, and those donking off a monthly fee wont be coming back either.

[BedWetterBettor]

Professor Prescott is back expounding his knowledge of Baccarat! He blesses us with such gems such as “if banker or player has a point total of 7, it wins 90% of the time!” When in actuality it’s 84.6 % of the time, but don’t let math get in the way of a good story, right Kyle? At the 10 minute mark, He keeps chasing the last winning side and bets it to start out and quickly gets behind $150. A lucky 7 catch on player zero vs banker 6 saves his bet on the 6th Marty! He then rants about the same old bullshit how he’s smarter than all those crazy Rich Asians by not playing side bets and that he’s be betting more than $1 if this was in a live casino! Yet he sticks to minimum $1 bets here because he’s so wealthy and claims that slow & steady is how he built his Chase bank account. Yup slow crawling on his knees to Ohio and steady Begging for money from Sugar Daddy Foster was how that happened!

At the 20 min mark he starts bragging about how he just made $70 in 20 minutes and how people with college degrees don’t make that much. Then little Professor Prescott proceeds to lose that entire $70 in the next 3 hands by using the simpleton strategy of play on the side that just won, only for it to chop each time. He risks a $90 wager after it hits 2 bankers in a row and luckily gets a natural 9 to get back the money he just lost in 2 minutes plus a whopping $5 extra! How can anyone doubt this guru and cancel their one time recurring monthly fee???



He also says something interesting around 15 minutes in, that the next Masturbation mind meeting is in August and it will be the last time he charges $1000! But I thought June 20 was supposed to be the next Colt Studios Masturbation Meeting for the Circle Jerkoffs??? And wasn’t THAT going to be the last time Little Kyle blesses the group with price point of only $1000??? Guess it was just another… complete lie!!

So he’s probably mad that nobody other than Brandon paid him for the June 20 meetup where he had to guarantee gambling would be part of the deal! It’s possible he had to scrap that one due to lack of interest and he has to push it back until August because he needs to crawl back to Ohio for another steady handout from Mr. Foster!

[zealanddonk]

Today's video is Chrissy playing a whole shoe of Baccky.
He's wearing a green hoody and filming from the bunker.
Sadly this nonsense goes 33 minutes.
Verdict: nothing worth watching for.

TLDR:
Pitchees the August event, promises it will never be as cheap as $1000 ever again.
Makes negative comments about asians and college students.
Wins roughly $111 in 33 minutes.

Long version:

Closing balance from last session: $1440.44
Starting balance today: 1500.37
Closing balance today: 1611.92

Assumedly the difference from last balance and today's start balance is banker baccky commisions, but it is not quite so clear.



4m30s We've already had 2 big sniffles and after he wins a $19 bet, its time for hollar at ya boy.

Chrissy spends too much time yapping, and missing placing a bet.

He states he has his own mastermind event tomorrow.

As BWB pointed out in his excellent thread, chrissy claims a 7 wins 90% of the time, and Chrissy never lies in his videos [often very confused and ignorant, but never lies].

11m 23s due to his amazing mitchellgale system, hes upto a $91 bet.
blah blah blah dont bet against the streak, loses the bet, blah blah blah choppy
Standard Confused Chrissy excuse shenanigans.

Now we are on a $187 bet. His gimmick of trying to squeeze an extra fiver on each marty is going to eventually bankrupt him.

he sits out another hand
So much for playing the whole shoe.

13:55m explains what a dragon is ( 3 card 7) calls it a stupid sucker bet and "All the asians play it". But not Chrissy because despite being a racist dickhead, he's smart according to him .

Sits out another hand.
Sits out again.

He advertises his next MM event, which is in August.

LOL I got the snowman, I was thinking that, but did not say it out loud
Given all the random bullshit that does come out, thats a surprise.

Complete lie detected: "I promise", well we know thats worthless.
Promises the $1000 fee for the August event will be the last time its that low.
Sounds familiar.

18m claims his Chase Bankroll is over $300k and he's grown it consistently.

5th time a 7 comes out, but player improves to 8.
Lets see if Chrissy-math holds.

20m claims college grads dont make $70/hr Thats probably true on average, however it just Chrissy being negative again.
Will there be a comment about Construction workers?
3 card 8 is a Panda.
Money well spent.

22m he claims people ask which his favourite game is.
Even here he cant answer a simple question honestly or straightforwardly.
"Hurr durr, Roulette and Baccky are roughly 50% each".
So, looks like no more Blacky for us for awhile, probably because those are the easiest videos for us to pull apart.

23m 30s Balls deep on a $91 bet, he wins on a natural 9 so we get another hollar at ya boy but also the now rare "booyah".

Chrissy observes there has been no ties so suspects one is coming.
9s tie so then then claims "he knew it" and that there will be anothe tie in 5 hands and he should have put $5 on tie .
He also then sits out because playing the whole shoe means dont play all the hands apparently.

Praise be! Another tie did come within 5 hands.
Of course Chrissy didnt use his advanced skills to make any money on this wisdom.

Chrissy gets a natural 7 and loses, he forgets to tell us how often 7 wins.
And another 7 loses, and Chrissy ignores it.

[BedWetterBettor]

Maybe he can get an updated video testimonial from old Blowjob Bob!?!



Of course his ramblings make no sense as he would’ve needed to win 5 to 7 hands more than he lost each shoe annnnnnnnd never pay commission! But what makes even less sense are some of the comments on the post!

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?s...&id=1572426335

[Dan Druff]

I don't believe there is any burner Bob Hesley account. There may be one or two scam accounts created by foreigners to impersonate him (this occurs all the time on Facebook), and Bob himself may have created more than one because he's old and likely not very tech savvy. However, there is no evidence that CM controls any Bob accounts. Why would he? Bob already gives him false testimonials all on his own.

The whole narrative that Lee Bradbury messaged CM on Bob's account never made sense. We have long established that Bob is CM's old MLM buddy, so clearly the two of them were friends. Obviously when Lee went to warn Bob, believing him to just be an elderly victim of CM's, Bob ran and told CM about the whole thing, because CM was his pal. CM even posted the exchange where Bob messaged him about it, and it looked quite real.

[BedWetterBettor]

And in case you thought the Bloat Chrissy was the only fool trying to dupe suckers on YouTube by making baccarat videos!



This guy is mutual friends with Bob and Chrissy , so probably another circle jerk off! Judging by the low production value and similar method of filming to Chrissy’s videos, I’d say he paid little Kyle for the web cam service!

https://m.facebook.com/1439438111/


Rivers: You sure it was this guy? I always thought it was Bart? Hence the booting out of the FB group in 2021 and Bart starting the anti-Chrissy video rants nearly every week since then. I remember when Bart posted here I asked if it He was the one Chrissy directed the NDA rant video to and he said “Yes!”

[TheRivers]

@BWB if memeory serves me right Bart didn’t start his channel till after he got punted from the group. Chrissy talked about some guy who was promoting his own channel while still in the group.

Druff did a whole radio segment on a show from back in January 2021 wherein you can hear what Chrissy said in that video:

Go to the 2:21:00 mark of the broadcast:

https://pokerfraudalert.com/radio/ra...9-21-45-01.mp3

[zealanddonk]

@BWB if memeory serves me right Bart didn’t start his channel till after he got punted from the group. Chrissy talked about some guy who was promoting his own channel while still in the group.

Druff did a whole radio segment on a show from back in January 2021 wherein you can hear what Chrissy said in that video:

Go to the 2:21:00 mark of the broadcast:

https://pokerfraudalert.com/radio/ra...9-21-45-01.mp3

I hadnt heard this before: As always, strong clear discussion and analysis by Druff.
Rampant idiocy from Chrissy "Hurr durr, I haz a big heart and lawyers!111!!!111!!!"


When was this radio show?

OMG: Chrissy [2h:40m of Druff's radio show] such a tool.
No wonder Chrissy isnt getting calls from Hollywood with this "bad acting".

2:52m From Druff "This guy is very simple" or words to that effect when describing Chrissy.

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy’s followers are coming out the closet.



Should have listened to the good guys here on this Thread. Oh well.

O and heres the clip that Druff is refering to.

Seems I have missed some quality posts from last year.

[TheRivers]

Oh this one is pure gold. Forget that Chrissy is sitting all by himself and is dressed like a bum while also apparently not shaving or showering before the event…but Craft is proud to have a “world champion gambler” in the group. Wonder if Chrissy either just told them all that he’s the best gambler in the world and therefore they assume he won that title in a tournament or if he actually told them he went to Macau and won a Baccarat tournament there

Delusion all around within this elite group of geniuses apparently.

[zealanddonk]

Oh this one is pure gold. Forget that Chrissy is sitting all by himself and is dressed like a bum while also apparently not shaving or showering before the event…but Craft is proud to have a “world champion gambler” in the group. Wonder if Chrissy either just told them all that he’s the best gambler in the world and therefore they assume he won that title in a tournament or if he actually told them he went to Macau and won a Baccarat tournament there

Delusion all around within this elite group of geniuses apparently.

And here I was thinking Keithy only liked Chrissy for the tithing and Masterclass fees.

Funny we havent heard Chrissy show us his "monthly totals" or any claims that he is any closer to $250k than he was before he joined up.

[BedWetterBettor]

And in case he didn’t look like an idiot in a black wife beater and gym shorts at the masturbation mind meeting for Sugar Daddy Craft, he post this on IG.



Warning: Bitch Tits may be bigger than they appear!

Also, all the chest acne goes splendidly with the unshaven head and patchy grey beard look!

[Elmo]

And in case he didn’t look like an idiot in a black wife beater and gym shorts at the masturbation mind meeting for Sugar Daddy Craft, he post this on IG.



Warning: Bitch Tits may be bigger than they appear!

Also, all the chest acne goes splendidly with the unshaven head and patchy grey beard look!

He’s back on the steroids or going through some hormonal changes.



Christopher can’t get back to his former self back in those Swim Team Video days. He’s trying to impress Big Daddy Keith (and Big Daddy Foster too).



Or it’s maybe for the old cocksucking senile fart Blowjob Bob…



Or he’s really trying to transition…



Regardless of what he does, Christopher will always be a total flake and a fag. Always has been and always will.
I can’t wait for Bubs to discover the truth about his good old sperm donor. He’s going to be so proud.

[TheRivers]

And based on Craft’s post we now know who the guy in the group photos was with the hot wife who appeared to be pissed off standing next to Chrissy and Stacy.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdvq4nhu...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

He’s a doctor and he presented at the mastermind event. Can you imagine what the reaction might be if Chrissy were ever a presenter at that kind of gathering?

Reading sone of the guy’s IG posts and he’s quite outspoken. I can see him and Chrissy clashing a lot. Plus we know Chrissy’s opinion on people who spent on medical school and how they’d be better off gambling than having jobs as doctors.

[zealanddonk]

And based on Craft’s post we now know who the guy in the group photos was with the hot wife who appeared to be pissed off standing next to Chrissy and Stacy.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdvq4nhu...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

He’s a doctor and he presented at the mastermind event. Can you imagine what the reaction might be if Chrissy were ever a presenter at that kind of gathering?

Reading sone of the guy’s IG posts and he’s quite outspoken. I can see him and Chrissy clashing a lot. Plus we know Chrissy’s opinion on people who spent on medical school and how they’d be better off gambling than having jobs as doctors.

He looks a bit like "The Deep" from "The boys".
Also, cant imagine he's too keen to have Chrissy as a neighbour.

As for Chrissy's presentation it'd just be

"Hurr Durr, any Asians in the room?
Yeah?
Yeah, you all make stupid side bets on Baccky, worship me as your king!

Anyone here know what the martingale is?
No?
Good, having a stop loss is stupid!

I could make $5k from home in 1 day, but I'd rather go play live and make $8k in 3 days!"

God's honest truth, I'm about to tell a true story, no I'm not smirking, you are smirking, I made $500 in 20 minutes today, 20 minutes, can you believe that, documentation beats conversation.
Thank you for your time, always bet black, except when you should be red, but then bet black anyways because the trend is your friend."