Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Last starting balance: $1100.29
Today's starting balance $1200.59 Our hero found an extra 30 cents somewhere.

Today's closing balance: $1310.59

Today's black roulette video is roughly 17m45s long.

1m04s claims he just got home from Church. [was Keithy in attendance or off juicing some Warrior DNA?]

"2 weeks from now, June Jerkoff event...2 seats left, maybe 1 since wife just got an email"

Drinks water --- or a clear liquid from a water bottle.

6m starts the whole "when I make videos I dont pay attention" sounds like an excuse, and as we know, excuses are for losers.

7m to roughly 8m15 Tells a redonkulous story that he was playing live, and had martied to the point he needed to place the table max bet. The dealer had finished their shift, and since Chrissy believes "its always different with a new dealer" that it was important the old dealer stayed for one last spin (given he had just lost at least 4 bets probably 5 or 6 in a row, clearly this is idiocy).
He even asks the dealer to stay for 1 more spin which of course she says no. I'm sure there was an angry midget tantrum at this point, but he glossed over that.
So, he stated "well, its a 50/50 bet, so I'll just trust it", and prasie be, he won the bet.

While he's telling us this story he's bet 3 reds and natch it came 3 blacks, so he's now making a $100 bet.
His new line is
"A lot of people might be watching this, Christopher why arent you following the trend. The trend is your friend. you made that up you're right, I did make that up but
I just want to show you guys that you can make money playing roulette pretty much any way you want. you gotta have the confidence and you gotta have the bankroll

We really should have a weekly pool for the day that Chrissy will say the dumbest thing of the week.
So, his new strategy is "confidence" to go along with "big bankroll".
Great.

9m 42: chrissy has his $100 bet on red, does his usual command the wheel to land on red.
Hilariously it lands on green. He starts to get a lil upset because its the end of the dealer's shift.

So, after him telling us his idiotic story about a dealer change, he has a $235 bet out on a new dealer, and only $800 if he loses.

Sadly he wins, and we get treated to a rare "booyah" and the more common "hollar at yer boy".
This puts him $70 ahead for the day, based on mitchelling, not based on winning flat bets.

11m42 Now he starts his usual cocksucking "I just made $70 in 11 minutes, do you make $70 in 11 minutes at your job?"
No, I also dont lose $400 in 10 minutes at my job either.

13m shows what he claims to be a $25k bankroll, because he is off to the brick and mortar casino to win big.
He sniffs the money like it was a pair of panties and says "Ahhh that smells like money".
What the fuck else is it going to smell like (other than cocaine).

He then follows with "I love the smell of money". I'm sure this conflicts with his other statements about greed, and possibly pride/ego.

Does Chrissy math that since he is "about to win" $100 in 15 minutes, thats $400/hr.
Except, we know it isnt.
And he loses the bet.

16m20s now he does a variant of another one of his cocksucking gimmicks "I know this is going to be high, will it be red/black or odd/even?"
It lands Low and he loses again.

So, a fairly standard Chrissy video, gotta sell that last spot to the June Jerkoff event, says a few stupid things, not overly negative but throws shade with "Do you make $70 in 10 minutes at your job?", throws in a couple of complete lies and goes on his merry way.

[BedWetterBettor]

Guess Chrissy’s check for $18K membership to big daddy Keith musta bounced???



Can’t seem to find him amongst the sheep here, only One Baldy seated there and it ain’t a Colt Studios legend we know!!!



Guess he was done copying the scam church of Craft and got enough idiots to pay him! Or we was too broke to keep up that charade of paying Papa Keith for useless advice!

[zealanddonk]

Guess Chrissy’s check for $18K membership to big daddy Keith musta bounced???



Can’t seem to find him amongst the sheep here, only One Baldy seated there and it ain’t a Colt Studios legend we know!!!



Guess he was done copying the scam church of Craft and got enough idiots to pay him! Or we was too broke to keep up that charade of paying Papa Keith for useless advice!

Even worse, that picture just highlights the difference between Keithy and Chrissy.
Those people look reasonable to well dressed, and look engaged.
Less said about Chrissy's bargain basement event the better.

[TheRivers]

So here’s a silly question after hearing Chrissy’s story about hitting the table max at the casino….

If you’re so worried that the new dealer is going to change the trend then why not either a) sit out the next couple of spins to see what happens or b) bet the minimum for a few rounds before playing the table max?

I mean…if you’re really going to insist on the martingale or your silly re-branded “Mitchellgale” why is it that your final progression must be the NEXT BET? I think we all know the answer (i.e. there is no intelligent one that Einstein can come up with) but just throwing this one out there.

[zealanddonk]

So here’s a silly question after hearing Chrissy’s story about hitting the table max at the casino….

If you’re so worried that the new dealer is going to change the trend then why not either a) sit out the next couple of spins to see what happens or b) bet the minimum for a few rounds before playing the table max?

I mean…if you’re really going to insist on the martingale or your silly re-branded “Mitchellgale” why is it that your final progression must be the NEXT BET? I think we all know the answer (i.e. there is no intelligent one that Einstein can come up with) but just throwing this one out there.

Most likely its a complete lie, followed closely by "he is a simpleton".

[BedWetterBettor]

So here’s a silly question after hearing Chrissy’s story about hitting the table max at the casino….

If you’re so worried that the new dealer is going to change the trend then why not either a) sit out the next couple of spins to see what happens or b) bet the minimum for a few rounds before playing the table max?

I mean…if you’re really going to insist on the martingale or your silly re-branded “Mitchellgale” why is it that your final progression must be the NEXT BET? I think we all know the answer (i.e. there is no intelligent one that Einstein can come up with) but just throwing this one out there.

Most likely its a complete lie, followed closely by "he is a simpleton".

Maybe this guy has this answer???



It’s like Chrissy, but made in Taiwan! Good news forks, he does spolts betting too!!

[zealanddonk]

Most likely its a complete lie, followed closely by "he is a simpleton".

Maybe this guy has this answer???



It’s like Chrissy, but made in Taiwan! Good news forks, he does spolts betting too!!

"No worries!"

That was a mostly great video, clearly from someone with a college education [so Chrissy will hate him], and with only 1 potential complete lie spotted, Chrissy will also hate him.
It would be interesting to know if he is just hustling sports betting to "more sophisticated" punters and realised pointing out "roulette bad" was the best way to get them.

And lets be honest, selling any even remotely close to profitable sports betting tips to degenerate aussies is a solid business model.

I'll look a little later to see if he has any Blackjack videos.

[zealanddonk]

Checking his videos, he appears to be the complete opposite of Chrissy:
Smart, educated, has hair, credible.


Looking at his videos, seems he focused on education for students into getting into Uni and improving grades which is bound to be a massive market in Australia.
Even more so as international students will be returning from next semester.


This is quite a good video:


Things he states are credible, and some evidence is provided.


Other videos present sports arbitage [not reviewed yet] which is a legit thing, just quite difficult to pull off.

The best NZ example is when one of our top boxers David Tua had a fight with British Lennox Lewis.
For insane reasons, people in NZ put a lot of money on Tua with the NZ bookie.
All sane people elsewhere put money on Lewis, so a very nice middle formed by betting Lewis in NZ and Tua everywhere else.


Of course, Shane might just be pulling a scam, just much better than Chrissy [which lets be honest, not difficult to do].

[BedWetterBettor]

And now little Kyle is taking a page out of Mike Malone’s clownish playbook and claiming he’s “undefeated”… Lol!?!



Don’t even have to mod this photo, it speaks for itself. The unlit cigar, the sweaty nervous look on Chrissy’s face & brow and the pimples on his neck from injecting Synthol! Flashing the same 4K that Daddy Foster loaned him and of course never showing proof! At least he learned to put some real money Over annnnnnd Under the Prop money this time! Don’t wanna repeat the $1 bill stack fiasco again now do we?

Also funny that this well dressed “millionaire” is wearing the same shirt from his video filmed 5 days ago? The female version of Bruce Speingsteen’s Land of Hope & Dreams t-shirt that I first thought he got from some charity overseas. So he probably took the picture the same day, when the Foster’s were in town for the weekend watching silent Bubs!

And somehow he’s undefeated despite losing on his birthday booty bash with Brandon, losing on the Angels whilst attending the game and leaving early like he did at Ohio state, and more than likely losing on the Dodgers! But yea he’ll claim “Derrrrrrp undefeated derrrrrp!”

[zealanddonk]

His definition of defeated will be completely broke with absolutely no way to beg, borrow, steal or scam a dollar to bet with, or ending up in prison.

Its also weird, is he trying to project a buff tuff guy image in that picture, given how many other pix there are of him looking like a goofy clown?

[BedWetterBettor]

Uh oh, Pene has found a new boy toy in Vegas named Kimo Lungs!!! Apparently Pene was there for a Poker Tourny, sounds like he got busted early with his strategy of pushing all in with J-5 off!

Guess Chrissy lost another one of his man crushes to a better scammer! Or probably Chrissy can’t afford to play in Vegas anymore and lost another sucker!!

[Elmo]

He really wishes this was Pene’s cock in his mouth…

[BedWetterBettor]

And back to the boo hoo for me stories from Chrissy poo! He posted a long winded diatribe of why he failed at sports, being an “actor”, and MLM. Some bullshit about Hollywood being corrupt and him not being passionate about acting or succeeding in MLM!



Guess he didn’t feel corrupt about lying and stealing from people? Or he’s just passionate about renting homes the rest of his life and having people after him for money he owes them!

Wonder if those acting auditions were for the gay porn version of Mr. Clean commercials? “Chrissy Clean! Chrissy Cleeeeean! Gets rid of dirt & grime in minutes!”

[TheRivers]

In just two hours winning a dollar at a time at first? Yes of course this happened.

Well I guess turning $13 into $1150 within two hours must be a real simple thing to do given two people have done it in such a short period of time. And I guess it doesn’t matter which professional gambler you get your advice from. Everyone can just follow someone and beat the house. Look out casinos. You’re all on your way to being out of business.

[zealanddonk]

Benjamin Richards makes me think of the "running Man" movie.

Speaking of running, I'm about to watch nearly 40 minutes of roulette idiocy.
Remember kids, 2x speed is your friend.

[zealanddonk]

Last closing balance: $1310.59
Today's starting balance: 13.71.94 Those cents at the end just keep on changing
Today's closing balance: 1440.44 [he had some 50c bets]

TLDR: Chrissy sat out a few times, no long losing marties, no drama.
Tells a weird inconsistent story about winning $8k over 3 days at a B&M casino, then claims he could be making $5k a day online.
Poorly tells a story about an Asian gambler.
Heavy selling on the inner circle and MM events.

Not too much negativity.

Long version:


Today's video, nearly 40 minutes of nonsense.
Yellow Nike shirt and an unshaven "butch" look that he just cant pull off.

more updates as we go.

2m 47 blah blah blah, busy travelling, busy with brick and mortar casinos "winning big" sure sure. Lets call this complete lie number 1.

3m30ish pulls out his big boy ledger to record spins and claims pitbosses would like at him strangely [yeah but thats not the reason obviously].
He seems to have forgotten his big stack of baccky cards he burnt when he first moved to Texas.

5m 55s the end is near for our hero: He claims to have made $8k over 3 days [seems lower than his normal take], with 75% from roulette, 20% from Baccky and 5% from slots, which was over $1000 .
Yeah he's going to get addicted to those if he already isnt.

6m 12s Back to spinny spinny "So my initial bet was #1, so a martingale would be $2. Since Its a mitchellgale, I'm adding $5 onto it" yeah going from $1 to $7 isnt a sign of degeneracy.

He wins, but oddly no hollae at ya boy for such a skillful play.

7m 45s starts the first inner circle advert.

His system at this stage is "double last bet plus $5". I see this ending badly which is why the video is so long.

9m 10s "As God as my witness" we can probably assume this will be a complete lie
Turns out he's claiming he saw 17 blacks in a row at the live casino he was playing.
Claims he's never seen it before in a B&M Casino before.
I'm fairly sure he's claimed to have seen a streak atleast as long as this before but it may have been one of the "lost videos".
Speaking of, his subscriber numkbers are still below 4000, well below the near 40000 when he got his old channel banned.
Seems highly likely he was buying subs.

10m 32 he states this dealer is spinning choppy and he loves it [again, I suspect he's about to have a bad run].


14m starts his advert for mastermind events.
Starts toi ramble that its not just gambling but also helps remove the brainwashing from your earlier life [and replace it with his brand of bullshit]

Claims you'll win back the cost of attendance when you are there complete lie .

Because he's winning $19 bets, he then claims I could win $5000 a day if I stayed home and played So, why is he spending 3 days at a B&M casino to win $8k???


17m claims next master mind event is in August [who knows what he's doing in July].

17m 45s now he's acting very confused, says he might bet the trend, seems to have forgotten his statement from about 8 minutes earlier about liking it choppy.

18m 11 he wins and then states "It was just a guess, I'm not playing any strategy as you can see "
That alone should tell anyone watching how much nonsense this is.

Now he's claiming he makes "educated guesses", mumbles something about bankroll size and mitchellgales which is why "the odds of me winning are about 100%".

Claims he's taught 1000s and 1000s of people how to win $100 a day.

Approx 22m 45s in, Chrissy wins a $7 bet and treats us to our first "hollar at your boy" for the session.

He again repeats he could make $5000 playing on this site, at home, but he's "too busy " [excuses are for losers].

He also seems to forget his previous lies, so if he did win $5k a day, for just one month, it'd be his highest earning month.
Speaking of, we havent seen the whiteboard in quite some time.

25m starts his "I got rid of greed a couple of years ago" ramble.

26m now he starts a story about at the casino last night, playing live, only white guy at a table of Asians. [I see this ending badly]
Claims he won $3000 from the shoe [despite his claim of winning only $8k from this 3 day bender]
So assumedly he ended up losing a fair amount in other gambling, or ya know, some of this is a complete lie

Anyways back to Chrissy's story about why he is smarter than Asians [but this is NOT a racist story!!!!!]
He says asians love making the side bets on pandas and dragons.
So to recap from many earlier videos, Chrissy believes Rich people can do whatever they want, when they want.
Except when it is something he disagrees with, because fuck him.

This story is literally retarded.
The asian bets $500 on banker every hand, and $100 on dragon, and loses loses loses.
Asian down to his last hand [so, he's lost 7 at this point]
And he hits a 40-1 dragon so, strictly speaking, betting Dragon was the correct play in this situation as he's hit a 1 in 40 event, in only 1 in 8 attempts.
Asian dude repeats this, loses down to his last bet, and htis Dragon again.
so we've seen a 40-1 event hit twice in less than 17 hands.
Back up the money truck!

30m after a very long pointless story, Crhissy gets to the end of it:
The Asian guy is "all in" for the third time and says "come on, I need more animals".
The dealer repleis "You've already had 2 dragons, stop being greedy!"
Chrissy then laughs at his own story and claims he laughed so hard in the Casino.'
I'm surprised he didnt get punched in the mouth.

Apparently the other point of the story is Chrissy started with $5k, left with $8k and the other guy started with $5k and went broke.
I think the key difference is, the Asian guy isnt running $1k "Mastermind" events and "$10k rentboy deals" and Chrissy is legitimately jealous.

31m states he isnt going back to his "no strategy jump around" style.

33m pitches the mastermind events where he claims he will reveal all of his secrets complete lie given he claims in his $10k rentboy sessions he'll teach you secrets he wouldnt otherwise reveal.

36m 23s Claims someone signed up to the site he plays, started with $100 and turned it into $7000 in a couple of days.
Yeah, he wouldnt have been following Sifu Chrissy's rules if that was the case.
Chrissy also acts like he believes this, but ya know, documentation beats conversation.

[PositiveVariance]

Now that I think about it, I'm going to go back to my original theory and say these fake accounts that post the same messages of "success" across at least 2 Youtube accounts has something to do with Commission Kings.

The more affiliates guys like Chrissy and Cheetos sign up, the more money Commission Kings makes as well. It would be extremely cheap to pay someone in a 3rd world country to make fake accounts and post them to their affiliates YouTube videos.

I looked in the "about" section on a couple of their YouTube pages, and there is no way to contact them. I couldn't see someone continuously doing this just for fun.





Benjamin Richards claims folks make $5 per day in his country...

[J T]

Coach 1am is to Cheetos what Brandon is to Mitchell.

Clearly has a big crush on him, very weird dude.

These anti Mitchell pop up youtube channels are taking L's all over the place.

[TheRivers]

Well at least this solves one mystery…what he was smelling the other day wasn’t just the money…he was smelling the stench of his own underwear.

And actually…with their current lack of furniture I wonder if that underwear “drawer” is just a corner of the room where he throws his stuff on the floor.

[TheRivers]

Oh this video today is Chrissy projection gold. I’m not going to go into all the details and will leave that for our expert reporter ZD. But my favorite moment was where he talked again about having to sell lots of stuff including “both our cars” because he was broke and needed to gamble his way to millionaire status.

Okay Chrissy…and now that you are a millionaire (allegedly) how come Stacy still doesn’t have a car? How come you can’t afford furniture? How come there are enough photos and videos out there from 2017-2020 that definitively show you living in the same apartment during that entire timespan if you supposedly got evicted?

And oh yes…I’m sure every single person who came into the emergency room that Stacy worked at was a “drug addict or psychopath” because those of course are the only kinds of people who ever wind up in the ER.

The best pitch was “all you dead broke jealous doichebags who think I’m a liar need to join my inner circle for a year so I can prove to you that I’m not a liar”. Yeah that’ll sell memberships.

Oh…and one more…we heard again today about the guy he saw gambling who was up $200K but got greedy trying to push to it $500K and ultimately lost. Only difference is that the last time he told this story it was at a Baccarat table at the Mansion at MGM Grand. Today the story is that this took place when he was just starting out and the guy was playing Blackjack at some casino in Kentucky.

He was definitely stressed out and projecting today. Solid entertainment.