Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

Since Chrissy loves favorites so much, here's a tip for him.

Mr. Prescott, just keep firing on any team -1.5 playing the Cincinnati Reds. They're basically the 2022 version of the 1988 Orioles. Absolutely horrendous. (Somehow the '88 Orioles featured Eddie Murray and Cal Ripken Jr, though!)

Perfect pick for a ploppy who loves favorites. Enjoy!

Judging by Brown Nose Brandon’s last few baseball bets, it appears even he doubts the BLOAT when it comes to sport’s picks. Makes ya wonder if the other circle jerks who have some knowledge of sports also don’t trust his picks after they all lost big on the Rangers, Dodgers, etc. ?

Even the other Youtubers like that Joel Chapman clown who proclaimed Chrissy’s system works because he was ahead a whopping $25 have gone quiet for over a month.

And the new self proclaimed “Best Baccarat Player in the World” , Mike Malone hasn’t made a peep in weeks after being called out on his stupidity! He’s even copying Little Kyle’s tactic of being some kind of philanthropist to the poor in his latest video!



Yup he must be really raking it in at the baccarat table to be able to afford those $5 Walmart shirts. Reminds me of when Morgenstern was buying Backpacks for homeless people or Chrissy bought Burger King breakfast for One whole car to come off as “generous”!

[TheRivers]

Every time Brandon opens his mouth (or makes a post) he seemingly exposes something that shows Chrissy being a fraud:


Let it slip that Chrissy lost at the birthday bash

Stated that he was only on day 46 of the blueprint even though he was pretty much the first person to buy the book a year earlier

Admitted in his video that he had just dropped $500 playing roulette online while (presumably) using Chrissy’s methods, which supposedly never lose

Stated that Chrissy’s baseball pick had lost two days in a row despite Chrissy stating he was 100% on the baseball season


One would think “the GOAT” would have put the muzzle on Brandon by now. However if he were to do that he’d be admitting to Brandon that he’s a fraud…and if he kicks Brandon out of the group he’s cutting off perhaps his biggest coaching spender. Must be tough to have to balance this out.

[crudebar]

Looks like we’ve got three of Chrissy’s brilliant picks for this week!



According to Brown Nose Brandon, he told the circle jerks to bet against the Blue Jays, only for them to lose twice and win once in Game 3!!!

Even his bet amount would suggest it was a desperate last bet of $118.19 as No plausible martingale betting system would work. Even if he bet $30.06 on game 1 and then $60.12 on Game 2 the third bet wouldn’t be a true Marty bet.

Maybe it’s a new system they invented together called the BrownNoseGale???

How adorable with all those years of Chris and still betting just $100 dollars a game.

How many thousands have you just given to him again? How many more thousands are you still planning on just handing over to him?

[Elmo]

Well…pardon me for my hiatus.



Hope everyone is well. Great and funny posts as usual by the gang here. I will still always be around unlike some Chrissy followers.



Shoutout to Gap Tooth Yolanda (Good one BedWetterBettor…that was freaking hilarious). You did the right thing by getting off your social media platforms. You don’t want to be associated with a bald scamming cult influenced coke sniffing emotionally abusive narcissistic delusional small dick semen devouring prick. I guess Lucy, Gary, Barry, and the gang got the message and stepped out of the limelight of this hot mess that continues to lingers on. Keep up the snagglepuss workouts coming. Looks like Chrissy Bottoms is trying to get back to his Colt status with the Swim Team bod back.



Chrissy…how can you eat glazed donuts (personally glazed by Bob and the Inner Circle) and try to work out and pump out only 6 reps on that dumbbell press? Fucking weakling. Krispy Kreme and unproductive workouts. I see a third chin coming into your future, Chubby Chrissy. Get your pay and weight up. At least the pounds in the face are coming.



It’s great to see that the idiot is still making erroneous bets that make no logical sense and the fools such as Brandon the Brown Nose follows him like he’s the gambling Messiah. Chrissy claimed he’s done the most for the gambling community and yet he can’t film himself in a casino to show these “lucrative and fantastic strategies”. However, his almost 3 year old son is suffering and displaying signs of delayed mental issues and autism and he simply ignores. And of course his stupid son a bitch wife has health care experience and blatantly thinks everything is fine too. Sure cunt. Keep on scamming our tax dollars for your fake multiple sclerosis claims. I am so delighted that these two bastards have their priorities straight in their miserable lives.



Oh Handjob Prescott….You’re a degenerate. The true prime example. But you also define what it is to be a loser. A failure. A poor and dimwitted one too. I’m writing this as if no one has read this wonderful and thoughtful Thread dedicated to Christopher Mitchell.



Yeah. One more thing. Please read this very carefully, Christopher.. You’re a cancer and I just want to wish you a Happy Mother’s Day. Your beloved mother passed from this horrible disease and I know she’s looking up from the pits of Hell and asking herself why the fuck did I help create this soulless abomination??



He continues to use her a prop to influence mindless and feeble saps into his never ending sob story. No respect will ever be given unless it’s received; you never receive any from me. Fuck you always. Fuck the Skank too.

[PositiveVariance]

I think we probably have some new members in the past several months, specifically Chrissy's new group of Mastermind cult members who may have recently found this thread. For thoughs folks I have linked Spencer Cornelia's priceless work below.

(It's usually easy to find, but since Chrissy's name isn't in the title, it may be difficult for some to locate)

[TheRivers]

Type-O on my last rep. You’d search for “Christopher Mitchell Scam” on Youtube…Spencer’s video will be not too far down the results.

[zealanddonk]

Aaaand Chrissy removed that red top gym short because it was terrible,
The grey top one is still there currently (probably since it has 1600 views).

Meanwhile over at his "personal" channel, his green top clip has a massive 19 views in 6 days...not 19000, not 1900, just 19.

[zealanddonk]

Since Chrissy blew his "video making" load and nothing new today, heres a poll to see if we think Chrissy is in on Keithy's deal.

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...-a-member-poll

[Phantom Limb]

A click-bait-y title but at least he fesses up to some losses unlike a fella whose name rhymes with Griftopher Bitchell

[BedWetterBettor]

Looks like folks are catching on to the fact little Kyle is full of crap when it comes to knowing Sports , let alone sport’s betting!!!



Of course his response is evasive and a non-answer as he proves he knows jack squat about the topic! Probably lost his ass again on playoff games is why he hasn’t posted a video in 3 days!

[zealanddonk]

Looks like folks are catching on to the fact little Kyle is full of crap when it comes to knowing Sports , let alone sport’s betting!!!



Of course his response is evasive and a non-answer as he proves he knows jack squat about the topic! Probably lost his ass again on playoff games is why he hasn’t posted a video in 3 days!

At least Chrissy was half-right for a change. No, none us "know" how he bets, just random picks with "I was gonna do this", "the light was in my eyes", "my idiot child who totally inherited that from Stacey and not me bumped into the table because I was too busy gambling to pay him attention" thrown in when he loses.

[The Boz]

Could be proven wrong but I wonder if he is currently on a “strike”? I’m sure multiple people reported him for violating YT terms with his claims of guaranteed to win and 100% accurately picking sports bets.

Time will tell but just a theory.

[zealanddonk]

A click-bait-y title but at least he fesses up to some losses unlike a fella whose name rhymes with Griftopher Bitchell

==
Hoodie, tick.
Sense of entitlement, tick
Expecting someone else to pony up gambling funds, tick
Negging people who dont provide gambling funds on request, tick.
Chia pet hair style, tick
Flashing a drink, tick
Flashing money, tick
Claiming the casino rigged the game after a losing session but goes back to play again, tick tick tick
==

Its like this dude copied one of Chrissy's videos but did a better job of it, which lets be honest would not be hard to do.
At least the money is real, and the drink is probably healthy.

I might watch a few more of his videos but I suspect they wont be as interesting as this one.

Still, the strangest part is the claim the games are rigged, and using the approach "The Casino owes me".
Yeah no, Dawg, thats not how that works.

[zealanddonk]

Well, that is a surprise: Went to that dude's youtube channel, and his main clip is from a year ago "Giving back to my mom".
Naturally he starts the whole "I told myself one day I'd be in a financial position to help my parents..."
Good news, mom hasnt died of cancer, so she gets a pay out.

Will Chrissy follow the 10 commandments and honour his own father or is Chrissy too busy coveting his neighbour's ass?

Watched "The Best Baccarat Player In The World - 16 Win Streak", at least he has better music, keeps his videos a lot shorter, and does not appear to be a simpleton.

Unlike Chrissy, we see Mike actually get real money from an ATM.
We also see a dealer recognise Mike from his youtube channel [and not act repulsed by it]

Starts with $1000, claims to be up $200 over 2 shoes [much more realistic than our friend the Minute Man]

Says "Bro" a lot but better than "HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLAH ATCHA BOY"

Claims he had to buy in for $3k total, almost lost it but ended up with $200 profit because "had to keep the streak alive".

No advertisements for any secret inner circles or systems to win.
No rants about jobs, or college or construction workers.


Also watched a slot video from October 16, He does comment about having to wear a stupid mask at the casino though and then wears it badly most of the time.
He does interact with random people who also do not seem overly repulsed by interacting with him.
Sits at a blackjack table, actually shows himself playing hands.
Gets a blackjack, tips the dealer and says "The trick is, win your money and run" -- where have we heard that before?

He is an asshole, in particular to women, but thats consistent with Chrissy's overall gimmick as well.

[PositiveVariance]

Bob Hesley wants to be Brandon...
Brandon wants to be Chrissy...
Chrissy wants to be Keith Craft...
Keith Craft wants to be Joel Osteen...
Joel Osteen wants to be God...

What a Cycle

[PositiveVariance]

I'm sure Chrissy is at the Kentucky Derby - and just so happened to bet on the 80 to 1 longshot winner. I'm sure we will HEAR all about it. Yes folks, HEAR about it - with no proof.

[zealanddonk]

I'm sure Chrissy is at the Kentucky Derby - and just so happened to bet on the 80 to 1 longshot winner. I'm sure we will HEAR all about it. Yes folks, HEAR about it - with no proof.

"I asked Champers which horse I should bet on, and he just mooed back at me. Granted this is better than the random oooooooooooking, but didnt help ya boy win this time".

[PositiveVariance]

Apparently these Mastermind members are "VETTED" lol

Holy shit, who dropped the ball on this one?





The only thing vetted is their bank account. Make sure there is enough cash for Craft to get his paws on.

[PositiveVariance]

You have to wonder, is there really much of a difference between the in person Mastermind and the online Mastermind? There surely is a difference in the price.

Both being taught by a guy that likely doesn't have experience at your specific business, but claims he can double your income. Reminds me of lawyers who specialize in "all areas of law".

[zealanddonk]

Could be proven wrong but I wonder if he is currently on a “strike”? I’m sure multiple people reported him for violating YT terms with his claims of guaranteed to win and 100% accurately picking sports bets.

Time will tell but just a theory.

Chance would be a fine thing.
He's off pestering Jeff the truck driver who appeared in a video last month.

Driving a rental car because they flew to Jeff's state.

I'm sure the video just gets better and better.

Brandon W already commented on it though.

Chrissy wearing his Charlie Brown Cos-player costume.
Also "Stacey and champers are shopping", Fuck, that's convenient.

O and legit: He meets Jeff in a truck parking lot, hops into the truck and claims to have never been in a truck like this before [complete lie].

Jumped to the end, no gambling, no scene at any casino, no Stacey or Non-Verbal Bubs, just a statement he's filling the car before they flight back to Texas,

I'm sure the other 35 minutes will make for riveting viewing tomorrow.