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    I really thought there was a good chance Chrissy had received a PPP loan on the second go around. I wanted to bring this up before, but I knew if he hadn’t already received one, he would apply. Even though the deadline is May 31st, it has been announced the fund is out of money and they are not accepting anymore applications.

    If you are unaware, the 2nd round of PPP loans were incredibly easy to obtain. They greatly changed the criteria vs. the 1st round of loans. They extended them to sole proprietors, independent contractors, ect. You didn’t even have to have paid employees. No business license needed, however some lenders would ask for one prior to approval. CREDIT SCORE was NOT a factor. They do pull your credit, but more for verification reasons, not for the score itself. People who do DoorDash qualify. Similar to the Pandemic Unemployment, the public would be outraged if they knew how easy it was. Good program for legit business owners struggling, an absolute waste for scamming Buffoons like Mr. Bottoms.

    2nd round you could get up to $20,833. It would have been been very easy for him to make the documents needed to qualify. I think it is plausible he got a PPP loan in round 2, and may have used that money for the down payment on the Lexus, or he may have just received it since he is now flashing around 5k with no verifiable income in over a month.

     
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    Surprise surprise ladies and gents. The new strategy Chrissy created once again is “the best” he’s ever created. I’m not sure how that’s possible since he’s created strategies that have had a 98%, 99% and he already had another strategy that was winning at a 100%, but evidently this one is BETTER than 100%. I wasn’t aware that was mathematically possible to exceed a 100% in winnings, but our Vegas GOAT, with his Einstein level of intelligence, has accomplished the impossible. Not sure about you guys, but I’m sending my $1k to join the inner circle immediately.

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      donkey: Cockroach Chrissy
      
      Forum Wars: Multiple new strategies on games that are not beatable. Sometimes I forget this is the essence of CM. His followers just cannot seem to understand this, it's not us vs. them. It's that Chrissy thinks he change the mathematics that rule these games.

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    Druff covered Chrissy a bit on last night’s PFA radio. I was fortunate to be awake on the road. Not a lot of good live content when driving at 4 AM EST Saturday morning, so got to thank Druff for making that ride a little more bearable. He covered the absolutely vile video Chrissy uploaded belittling the construction workers. It was the 4th segment and the archives probably will be up later tonight.

    Stacy how do you let such garbage be uploaded to YOUR channel? I don’t know if your husband will ever be held accountable for what he does, but you allowing him to take over a channel that is in your name (I’m guessing), is really going to hurt your case of having no accountability for his scams.

    I only watched your shit a few times and of course some of the stuff you said was batshit. But the channel seemed to be built on the premise of helping woman overcome depression, find their purpose, etc. Now it’s totally taken over by your trash bag husband and has a video basically spitting on the people who made it possible for you to live in that condo, go and stay at the nice casinos,etc.

    Who is going to build all the shit? Not your worthless husband and to be honest, not me. If it weren’t for blue collar workers we all would be fucked. Why don’t you do the right thing for once. Tell Christopher to apologize on video for what he said about those guys. I certainly hope none of them get wind of that video, I don’t think they will be fans.

     
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      Elmo: Looking forward to the radio segment and he needs to apologize for his comments. But we know the bastard won’t…

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    I still think it’s a good idea to report every video he puts out. It doesn’t appear YouTube has a rule against posting on an alternate channel to evade a ban, but they may run or track the number of reports against the number of views, or something similar to that type analytics. I really don’t see much of a downside outside of giving up 30 seconds of your day.

    #EliminateChrissy

     
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    Wink

    Here’s my highlights of Christopher Mitchell’s pathetic tragedy of a video.

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    The Amazon money from China is here! (No ones wants to see your camel toe) No wonder he is grinning from ear to ear. Maybe it’s someone else making him happy in that car…can’t put nothing past that scamming closet bastard.

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    Yup…Back in the casinos pulling the same bullshit again. Buying chips. Not playing. Using extra money as if he actually made a profit.

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    Now…you and the bitch wanted to eat at Tom C’s at the Mirage (no one cares if you are going to stay there either) I thought you were promoting that Vegan lifestyle…again, both of you cunts just say absolutely anything to put on this front as you two are so perfect. We all know the truth about you two.

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    By the way…stop showing cars that your loose Colt Studio ass will never afford.

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    Well…it’s nice to see Stacy to finally do some real work…collared and begging like a bitch on a leash on the Strip…

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    I’m still pissed about your tasteless vid from the other day. You had the audacity to say that construction workers are poor but I am quite certain these ones have more money than you and the Skank will ever have in your miserable and meaningless lives.

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    Christopher…you’re a pathetic human being and a piece of shit. I hate everything you represent and no wonder the world is going to Hell and a hand basket. It’s because of people such as yourself and anyone that endorses and associates with you. Fuck you.

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      PositiveVariance: Love the fatty Chrissy pictures. Never gets old.
      
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      BaccaratDegen: Fat hitler cm for the win LOL A+

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    Quote Originally Posted by PositiveVariance View Post
    I still think it’s a good idea to report every video he puts out. It doesn’t appear YouTube has a rule against posting on an alternate channel to evade a ban, but they may run or track the number of reports against the number of views, or something similar to that type analytics. I really don’t see much of a downside outside of giving up 30 seconds of your day.

    #EliminateChrissy
    Been doing just that every time this cockroach posts a new video. And not sure that it helps or matters, but I try to use a different reasoning behind the reason for my reporting him. I use the scam, child endangerment, violent threats etc. Not sure it matters. And not sure it makes a difference. But I figured it couldn’t hurt since YT can likely see that RMS9 reports against Change your life vlog, Motivation for moms, or Keeping up with the Mitchells, or whatever it’s know as these days, every time a new video is posted.

    #eliminatechrissy

     
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      PositiveVariance: I agree, I think using different reasons may be the way to go. If we always use "Scam", it may get overlooked.
      
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    Yeah I think JeffDime got it right.

    He likely ran into an issue at Venetian about the big buyin, low play. This resembles money laundering, and casinos hate it, because they're supposed to report this to the feds, and it's a huge hassle.

    I also believe that the $5k was close to his entire net worth (probably give or take a few hundred). Remember one of the videos where he said that he always bought in for his entire bankroll, because he grew up poor, and walking around with it made him feel rich? I think that was one of the few times he was telling the truth. I think he really was buying in for 50k or more in early 2020, and now is buying in for the 5k, which again is likely the vast majority of money to his name.

    He was actually asked about the buyin in the comments, and he answered:

    John Brown
    Why do you buy In for five grand when you probably don’t play that much based on the amount of the time you play. My understanding is that only your average bet will generate your comps and not the amount of your buy-in. What’s the inside information

    Keeping Up With the Michell's
    Not true at all brother. Your buy in is extremely important and will get the attention of The Executive Casino Host immediately.


    "John Brown" is correct. Buying in too big will only get the wrong kind of attention -- suspicion of money laundering. You will never get additional comps for doing that. It's all computerized these days, and it rates you with a formula based upon length of play, average bet, house edge, and skill if applicable. The computer doesn't give a shit how much you buy in, nor does the host.

    I assume Chrissy really believes his own bullshit, but I still think the reason he's buying in big is to feel like a rich person. It's pathetic.

    High chance he's Martingaling again. He probably did win $300 or whatever that evening. Soon enough the Martingale monster will eat him, and that $5000 will be in the casino coffers once again.



    I do find it interesting that he claims he won't be giving out free strategy info anymore. I actually think it's more likely an attempt to avoid YouTube strikes than to entice people to join his inner circle. I believe he feels he can get away with just doing "lifestyle videos" on Stacy's channel.

    Will be interesting to see his Bahamas video coming up. I'm sure we will be able to pick that one apart, as well.

     
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      Forum Wars: Yup. Very valid points. He could be banned for the big buy in and no (or very little play). 100% the casinos don't like and won't put up with that for reasons stated
      
      TheRivers: In one of his earlier videos he actually said that the buy in doesn’t influence comps...so he knows how it works.
      
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Yeah I think JeffDime got it right.

    He likely ran into an issue at Venetian about the big buyin, low play. This resembles money laundering, and casinos hate it, because they're supposed to report this to the feds, and it's a huge hassle.

    I also believe that the $5k was close to his entire net worth (probably give or take a few hundred). Remember one of the videos where he said that he always bought in for his entire bankroll, because he grew up poor, and walking around with it made him feel rich? I think that was one of the few times he was telling the truth. I think he really was buying in for 50k or more in early 2020, and now is buying in for the 5k, which again is likely the vast majority of money to his name.

    He was actually asked about the buyin in the comments, and he answered:



    John Brown
    Why do you buy In for five grand when you probably don’t play that much based on the amount of the time you play. My understanding is that only your average bet will generate your comps and not the amount of your buy-in. What’s the inside information

    Keeping Up With the Michell's
    Not true at all brother. Your buy in is extremely important and will get the attention of The Executive Casino Host immediately.


    "John Brown" is correct. Buying in too big will only get the wrong kind of attention -- suspicion of money laundering. You will never get additional comps for doing that. It's all computerized these days, and it rates you with a formula based upon length of play, average bet, house edge, and skill if applicable. The computer doesn't give a shit how much you buy in, nor does the host.

    I assume Chrissy really believes his own bullshit, but I still think the reason he's buying in big is to feel like a rich person. It's pathetic.

    High chance he's Martingaling again. He probably did win $300 or whatever that evening. Soon enough the Martingale monster will eat him, and that $5000 will be in the casino coffers once again.



    I do find it interesting that he claims he won't be giving out free strategy info anymore. I actually think it's more likely an attempt to avoid YouTube strikes than to entice people to join his inner circle. I believe he feels he can get away with just doing "lifestyle videos" on Stacy's channel.

    Will be interesting to see his Bahamas video coming up. I'm sure we will be able to pick that one apart, as well.
    Does anyone else find it comical that truly everything Chrissy believes from the casino life (i.e. comps, martingaling, betting systems etc) is the complete opposite of what the right way to view things? For all you Seinfeld fans, it’s like living in the bizzaro world. Up is down, good is bad, day is night etc. it’s dumbfounding that someone can be as intellectually challenged as he is. He really is in his own little world.

     
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      Elmo: I never seen anything like what Christopher Mitchell does in my entire life and it’s absolutely shocking and appalling and also disturbingly delusional.
      
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    Nevada should bring back public hangings just for Chrissy. Then hang him by his balls in the middle of LV Boulevard until he agrees to pay back every dime he scammed. Courts say that is cruel and unusual punishment? So What. Who cares. Chrissy IS CRUEL and definitely UNUSUAL.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Real justice would be to lock him a room with Lee Bradbury, Rick Lee and the other victims who shared their encounters with this piece of shit
      
      Christopher Jr. aka Bubs: Oh come on, executing people is always wrong, no matter what they've done. I expected a higher level of discussion from a place like thi- wait, Chrissy you say? Yeah, hang him. Do it, Nevada, make an exception this one time!

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    I absolutely fucking love that KD has now become an affiliate gambling site scammer himself, claiming to be a long term winning sports bettor, while asking people to contact him for his affiliate link.

    And he's literally still using blatantly fake puppet accounts, this time to sell his own scam:

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    Translation: "My other anonymous youtube accounts can all vouch for me"

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    Looks like little Dip Shit Kyle ran back to Sycuan to try to avenge the epic ass beating he took last time. Seems absurd to drive 700 miles and over 10 hours just to suit your ego and get a "moral victory" over the place that Owns you. But this is a guy who thinks he has to get Vanity License plates on his Father-In-Law's registered vehicle to "prove" he owns it. Rather than showing the registration or title, which would actually prove that!

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    He seems rather amped up, like he had about 5 energy drinks and/or snorted 5 lines of Adderall! Also, he has to show his Synthol injected arms at the end in some cheap tank top from Richard Simmons' closet!

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    Here they are rocking the same bad hair plugs. I think little Richie uses Toppik, which is basically Hair in a Can that covers your bald spot(s).

     
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    Please let me get this straight…he drove 4 hours for showing off and laundering that 5k and some other change?? This cocksucker is unreal and unbelievable. Keep believing and living your lies and bullshit, Chrissy Bottoms.

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    Keep using those anabolic steroids and synthol…your arms are not that big and I bet you can’t even curl 100lbs for 10 reps at 3 sets with your scrawny Olive Oil arms…::yawn:: throw in some hammer curls too at that rate…weak ass pussy. Fuck you.

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    Well…Chrissy…I see you made it amigo.

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    I think we all should participate in this and share and spread the Good Word…

    http://chng.it/MKpDNN72mD

    Can’t hurt right? Let’s take him and his evil ways down, guys! Every little bit adds up!

     
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    Here's my radio segment about him:

    https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...mation-Unknown

    Go to 2:48:02 mark

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Here's my radio segment about him:

    https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...mation-Unknown

    Go to 2:48:02 mark
    I liked hearing Brandon's thoughts on the matter. Like Brandon, I can't stop watching this clueless buffoon. We can all agree the scam is obvious and dumb, but I get an even bigger kick out of seeing this loser play pretend millionaire. He truly has no understanding of what an actual wealthy lifestyle entails. Wanna know what rich people don't do? Film themselves eating in restaurants for vlogs watched by a few hundred people on youtube. Also, his recent habit of calling himself "The GOAT" is so unbelievably cringe. As someone recently pointed out, Chrissy has no friends and it's pretty obvious why - he is a toxic narcissist with an insufferable personality. He might be interesting to hang out with for an evening but then most people have enough.

    Netflix recently released a series called "Money, Explained." One of the episodes is called "Get Rich Quick" which is on financial scams. They cover Ponzi schemes, Pyramid Schemes, and Coaching Scams. Chrissy would obviously fall into the latter category. It's interesting how much of the content from that episode covers CM's strategies.

    Last note: check out this guy's video about KD.



    Yikes.

     
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    I may have told this story before here, but in case I didn't, I'll tell it anyway.

    In the late '70s, I was a kid and saw some guy whipping out a big wad of 100 dollar bills to pay for something. The guy made it very obvious he had this money, and wanted everyone to see. I was like 6 or 7 and was very impressed, and said to my mom, "Wow, look at all that money! That guy must be super rich!"

    After all, I never saw my parents walk around with $1000 in their pocket.

    My mom said, "Actually, he probably isn't rich. People who are rich don't act that way. When someone tries to show off the money they're carrying around, that's probably all the money they have, and they just want you to think they're rich."

    Wise words! This is exactly Chrissy. As I mentioned, he even admitted once that he liked to carry around his entire bankroll to feel rich, though he framed it that he only did that when he first made $50k in early 2020. Supposedly he's past that stage now, but we all know the truth.

    Obviously Chrissy has never known what it's like to be rich, so he has to do an impression of what he thinks a millionaire looks like, which of course is absurd and comical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I may have told this story before here, but in case I didn't, I'll tell it anyway.

    In the late '70s, I was a kid and saw some guy whipping out a big wad of 100 dollar bills to pay for something. The guy made it very obvious he had this money, and wanted everyone to see. I was like 6 or 7 and was very impressed, and said to my mom, "Wow, look at all that money! That guy must be super rich!"

    After all, I never saw my parents walk around with $1000 in their pocket.

    My mom said, "Actually, he probably isn't rich. People who are rich don't act that way. When someone tries to show off the money they're carrying around, that's probably all the money they have, and they just want you to think they're rich."

    Wise words! This is exactly Chrissy. As I mentioned, he even admitted once that he liked to carry around his entire bankroll to feel rich, though he framed it that he only did that when he first made $50k in early 2020. Supposedly he's past that stage now, but we all know the truth.

    Obviously Chrissy has never known what it's like to be rich, so he has to do an impression of what he thinks a millionaire looks like, which of course is absurd and comical.
    And add to this the fact that we are becoming more of a cashless society and why would anyone ever have a reason to carry a whole stack of 100s around anymore? I do nearly everything via credit card and avenues like ApplePay. Even when I go play in the casino I try not to bring a lot of cash with me. In sone cases I’d rather leave the cash in my room and take out a marker instead...just for convenience not to mention feeling more secure while walking around (lots more crime in casino towns these days).

     
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    You know what I do wonder, though? He always talks about "tipping out the dealers", yet I wonder if he tips at all. I assume he does when he has "students' with him, but since it seems he doesn't do that live coaching anymore, I wonder if he tips when winning. He actually might, possibly being stupid enough to believe it influences the cards.

    Funny story from Arizona Charlies on Decatur in Las Vegas, from around 2007.

    I was with a friend there who kind-of-sort-of understood the basics of card counting, but not enough to be +EV. Anyway, AZ Charlies once had some good new player promos, so we were over there for one of those, and I noticed a double deck blackjack game sitting empty. So he and I sat down.

    The dealer was an 60-ish crusty guy who looked like he probably worked in Vegas his entire life. He seemed kinda bitter and depressed, and had that old school Vegas dealer vibe to him (and not in a good way). My friend, who didn't quite undersatnd that you can't openly tip your way into good deck penetration by outright asking for it, started off saying, "Hey, maybe we can get some help here at this double deck game."

    The dealer responded, "You take care of me, and I'll take care of you."

    I wasn't sure what to make of this. Was it possible the dealer was really going to give us better penetration if we tippied well? Or was this just some bullshit that he would give us good cards for tipping him well, which of course he can't control? I suspected the latter.

    I got my answer very quickly. My friend put out a tip right away to play for the dealer (far too high, by the way, if he wanted to play +EV blackjack), and got dealt a blackjack right off the bat.

    As my friend cheered, the dealer said, "See what I mean? You take care of me, I take care of you", in his surly old blackjack dealer voice.

    Ugh. It was exactly what I had feared. This was old school superstitious bullshit that you get "good luck" for tipping the dealer well. That's what he meant by "taking care" of us. I decided I wasn't going to be tipping more than a dollar here and there, especially since my friend was "taking care" of him nearly every hand.

    Well, the count got higher, and I started putting out bigger bets. I was going back and forth winning and losing, but around even. Then the count got even higher, and I put out my biggest bet so far, something like $125, which was big for AZ Charlie's. I lost. My friend, who kind of mimicked my betting pattern, but had less out there, won his hand.

    "See? I took care of you because you have been good to me," said the obnoxious dealer. "Your friend here, he isn't going to win because he's being cheap."

    I was getting pissed, and wanted to speak up. However, my friend had told me he liked the place and wanted to come back, and I didn't want to get us both 86'd, so I took it.

    It got worse. When I put out another big bet, the dealer was openly rooting for me to lose! Honestly I should have called the pit boss over and spoken up right there, but again, I took it so my friend wouldn't possibly lose access to the place.

    After the final card was dealt, I grabbed my chips and told my friend to come with me. I was done. I wasn't going to take this shit anymore.

    Outside, I asked my friend, "Are you crazy? Why were you still tipping this asshole with the way he was treating me? Did you not understand what he meant by 'I'll take care of you'? He wasn't helping us with the penetration. It was superstitious bullshit that he'd give the tipper better cards. And then he openly rooted against me when I didn't!"

    "Yeah I saw, and I didn't like it," he replied. "But I thought that was what we needed to do so he doesn't report us for counting!"


    I explained the "overtipping" problem to him regarding +EV blackjack, and how dealers rarely report counters, and you basically can't live in fear of that.

    Anyway, I told this story because I could picture Chrissy being someone who really would believe that the dealer could give him good luck if he's tipping well. He's also probably stupid enough to believe that overtipping when you're winning is fine, because it's coming out of your winnings, not understanding that in the long run, it eats you alive. Of course, I guess that's nothing when your blackjack strategy involves not doubling or splitting.

     
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      TheRivers: There was a recent video where he claimed he and one of his “insiders” tipped cumulatively about $2000 during one gambling session. If they did that (which they didn’t) then they are plain idiotic
      
      PROUDBOY MAGA 2024: Your buddy was quite the rube !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    You know what I do wonder, though? He always talks about "tipping out the dealers", yet I wonder if he tips at all. I assume he does when he has "students' with him, but since it seems he doesn't do that live coaching anymore, I wonder if he tips when winning. He actually might, possibly being stupid enough to believe it influences the cards.
    Yea, I've had encounters like that where the dealer would openly get salty about not being tipped and smirk when they would beat my hands while dealing winning hands to the person tipping. Even had an old, short Asian dealer recently payout a guy over $800 on a side bet, the guy gave me a large chip out of excitement and before I could even collect it and say "Thank You", the little rat dealer reached his grubby hands across the table, snatched the chip away and said "You can not do that!"

    I said "It's his money, he can do whatever he wants with it!" and the little douchebag wouldn't apologize or back down. Prior to this, he had been making remarks all night about me not tipping because I'm a [Certain Ethnicity] and I don't tip him when I win. I replied, "You don't tip ME when I lose, so how can I tip you when I barely win??"

    So it goes to show how entitled some of these schmucks are and how miserable an existence it can be.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    You know what I do wonder, though? He always talks about "tipping out the dealers", yet I wonder if he tips at all. I assume he does when he has "students' with him, but since it seems he doesn't do that live coaching anymore, I wonder if he tips when winning. He actually might, possibly being stupid enough to believe it influences the cards.
    Yea, I've had encounters like that where the dealer would openly get salty about not being tipped and smirk when they would beat my hands while dealing winning hands to the person tipping. Even had an old, short Asian dealer recently payout a guy over $800 on a side bet, the guy gave me a large chip out of excitement and before I could even collect it and say "Thank You", the little rat dealer reached his grubby hands across the table, snatched the chip away and said "You can not do that!"

    I said "It's his money, he can do whatever he wants with it!" and the little douchebag wouldn't apologize or back down. Prior to this, he had been making remarks all night about me not tipping because I'm a [Certain Ethnicity] and I don't tip him when I win. I replied, "You don't tip ME when I lose, so how can I tip you when I barely win??"

    So it goes to show how entitled some of these schmucks are and how miserable an existence it can be.
    I have never understood why one needs to tip in a -EV game. In reality the casino should not allow tips in these sorts of games, because so many dealers then feel entitled to your money.

    What's next, i need to tip when buying scratchers and lotto tickets? Haha.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: There's also dealers who get Mad when they deal you a side bet payout of 20-1 or 30-1, but you didn't bet it! They only want YOU to win it, so they can get a piece of it. I always say "Tell me about the 57 times I didn't get it and would lose first!"

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