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    Quote Originally Posted by PositiveVariance View Post
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    If today’s video was “How NOT to play blackjack” I would have to give Chrissy credit. What a fucking joke. Chrissy, why don’t you hit those 12-16s against a dealer 7-A? I think it’s FEAR. Do you know that if you have a 12 only 4/13 cards can bust you? Of course you don’t, you don’t count that high.

    It’s one thing to put a stupid baccarat betting strategy together, but to make a video that will cause those to listen to you to lose substantially more than just basic strategy, is fucking shameless. Take this strategy and shove it up your ass. You should take this video down in all seriousness.

    Why don’t you spread those fake bills out like you did your ass in Big Loads #34?

    Yes, this strategy is an absolute joke. Why Chrissy would even post this garbage I have no idea.

    As we have said before, his NO BUST, NO SPLIT, NO DOUBLE adds about another 7% to the house edge vs. using proven basic strategy. This puts his strategy at about 8%, he is such a joke. Then deciding to martingale on top of an 8% house edge is suicide.

    This is something I have said before but I think its absolutely worth repeating - I'm going to tell you actually how bad his system is. If a mathematician (or even an AP good with numbers) was ask to develop a strategy that would give the player the worst odds of winning it is Chrissy's strategy/system. The only way to develop a worse strategy would be to intentionally lose! That is how bad his strategy is. Every option given in the game of blackjack, Chrissy makes the wrong decision. The only way to could get worse is if he bought the insurance option. This shit just boggles my mind, knowing he is selling the worst blackjack system that someone could devise.

    Chrissy, I know you dont believe in Math, but trust me it works. If you dont trust me, trust the casinos that TOOK ALL YOUR MONEY for the last year and a half. Why did they take your money? Its simple... MATH. Not just math, proven math. Basic strategy = proven math. What keeps Las Vegas going? 2 things, MATH & idiotic players/degenerate gamblers like Chrissy Mitchell.

    In all my blackjack play, I have never seen a player use No Bust, No Split, and No Double all together. He has got to be in the running for the worst blackjack player in history. I cant even imagine how many comments he had to delete on his blackjack video. Its bad enough where he has to leave up post that semi-challenge him now. Before he would just outright delete anything that would be perceived as negative in any way. Now he needs the comments so he will let semi-challenging comments slide.
    I too have not seen anyone use all three of these (no bust, no split, and no double down) all at once. But it definitely is a recipe for disaster. The no double down and no split are directly related to the martingale in this case...because the martingale player is banking on not losing 6 hands in a row. You start doubling or splitting and now you’ve got fewer hands in that progression to work with if you lose (of course the other side of it might be that you get big profit if you win on a double of the 4th or 5th martingale). So from that perspective it’s not surprising to see no double/split accompany the martingale. The no bust on top of that is just insane however. Anyone who plays blackjack knows you’re going to have those stretches where the dealer goes the majority of a shoe without busting...so if you’re sitting there with a 13 against the dealer 7+ all the time those losses are going to pile up quickly.

    The other fallacy in the no bust is worrying just about your odds of busting. Yes...if you’ve got a 15 or 16 there’s a good chance you will bust. But these people don’t account for the other side of the equation. What are the adds the dealer will beat you by either a) already winning with the two cards they have or b) subsequently drawing to make a hand. When the dealer shows a 10 I believe it’s been proven that their average resulting hand is an 18. So if that’s the average you can’t worry about hitting that 15 against a 10...because the reality likely is that you’ve already lost that hand and therefore have only to gain by hitting.

    One thing I love about playing blackjack in Vegas compared to elsewhere is that surrender is allowed. That’s a huge difference. If I’ve got a 15 or 16 against a 10 I’ll surrender all the time. People at the tables who don’t understand this rule always look at me like I’m nuts or don’t know how to play. But this is a very important part of basic strategy that absolutely needs to be used where it’s available.

    Chrissy seems to be pushing his Blackjack “skills” again (he talked about it on the live stream last night). So we will be hearing more about this very scary strategy moving forward.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: The logic of these no bust morons is hilarious. They think the next card out of the shoe is “high” value, like a 10,J,Q,K. Yet the last card out was the dealer’s undercard, so why isn’t that a high card?
      
      PositiveVariance: Well Put
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    Glad I was the early bird 🐦 and not the worm 🪱
    I throughly enjoyed Kyle tours LV trip , seen it many times before , I think it’s what Folks call a Farce , to pad out a very slim plot.
    Anyways , for those Folks who were lucky enough to view before the head censor of Chrissys huge legal team removed it , what did we learn?

    Kyle hates dope , he was most explicit in that.
    The best and most expensive phone provider in the USA 🇺🇸 (the tech capital of the planet) for some reason sucks in LV
    He has persuaded Stacy to release probably the last roll of the dice 🎲 to let him have a banded 5000 bucks cash flow
    He has answered all his doubting Thomas’s on this site to not only wheel out the props Stacy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannndddddd Champers but also to have a splendid steak 🥩 dinner
    Finally to witness how excited our favourite multi millionaire liquid anti POOR and JOB warrior gets winning a mere 427 bucks for a net 127 buck win that wouldn’t cover any a bottle of champagne 🍾 (uncomped)

    You’ve got to love 💕 him

     
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      TheRivers: It was actually only. $72 profit. He had already put $100 into four slot machines.for a total buy in of $400
      
      PositiveVariance: I definitely think since Chrissy won on the slot he will put it back up. Possibly edit it a bit. Funny how he turned off comments for the live stream since him or Stacy couldn't monitor them live, but the Like/Dislike function was left on..
      
      BedWetterBettor: He might be that delusional that he doesn’t include coin-in when figuring profits. Just like he initially didn’t factor buy-ins at the table for his “profit” .
      
      Elmo: Great summary buddy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JeffDime View Post
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    I had some vino last night and fell asleep right before the show. When Druff posts the archives we can put it in this thread. but it is super easy to access. On the main forum page, the radio archives are the third row down. When Druff finishes editing & posts the show it will be right in the Radio Archives section as the “last post” on your far right. The player is super easy and all will be time stamped.
    Druff’s Chrissy segment is in the archives. 2:21:14 it starts.

    Great breakdown Druff

    Here is a direct Link to the show. As JD mentioned the Chrissy segment is at 2:21:14

    https://pokerfraudalert.com/radio/ra...9-21-45-01.mp3




    DRUFF - I love when you said his strategies are WORTH LESS THAN ZERO!
    Since people are going to go out and lose their ass, this is so true! Great show.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Something tells the dumb saps in the Scam FB group ponied up the extra money and that’s why he was flashing a big stack. Of course it was mostly prop money,but I’m sure at least 2k was real. Too bad he didn’t lose it all on slots!
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    I just looked and this cocksucker has posted 276 videos. Yes, 276 videos of straight garbage.

    As we know, if Chrissy gets a comment that he doesn't like, he deletes it then BLOCKS the users account instantly.

    Just as a rough estimate, if you consider he deletes and average of 10 comments per video, that would put him over 2,700 BLOCKED ACCOUNTS. I find this incredible.

    So from my brief research, I find that once you are blocked you can no longer like/dislike a video from that user. If this is not true please let me know.

    I find this interesting because a few months back he hid his LIKE/DISLIKE numbers since he had so many dislikes. The amazing part is the sheer number of DISLIKES this Buffoon gets.

    On last nights live stream he shut off the comments since him and/or Stacy wouldn't have been able to Insta-delete any challenging comments directed at him before they were seen by potential gullible folks. The LIKES/DISLIKES were left on.

    I only caught his live stream for about 20 minutes (Which turned out to be the best part) where he was clowning on the Mirage because he did not win on the slot, then only a few minutes later hitting his win that put him up $72 LOL. I have never seen a millionaire act like that for a $72 win. As JD said, Chrissy does not even begin to understand variance or the random number generators used to determine the outcome. This win had absolutely nothing to do with this cock sucker or his "skill". Snuffleupagus or Big Bird could have hit the buttons on the machine and the outcome would have been the same. Variance went his way for the tune of $72 fucking dollars, and he was excited! It shows he is down to the nitty-gritty to get that excited to be up $72 bucks.

    Anyway, during this part of the stream since we were able to see the LIKE/DISLIKES, The numbers were very close to even.

    Since this Buffoon has blocked THOUSANDS of people, can you image what the real number of DISLIKES would actually be if customers/viewers would be able to actually DISLIKE his videos? The ratio would be incredible. My guess? 1:5 ratio (Likes to dislikes).

    Here is the thing, just because we can't see the number of likes/dislikes on his videos, I still encourage everyone to continue to dislike and report EACH and EVERYONE of his videos. This should speed up the process of getting this cock sucker terminated from YouTube. I would suspect that YouTube has some sort of algorithm that weighs views against the number of likes/dislikes as well as the number of reported videos to put potential problem channels at least on their radar. I cant say this for sure, but it would make sense that they do this to separate the real scammers from someone who is just getting trolled or hated against and put them higher up on the list of potential channels to look at. You Tube gets more reports than they could ever look at. My guess is no one at You Tube ever reads the over whelming majority of the details of a report. Its likely when REPORTED CHANNELS or VIDEOS are reported by a significant number of unique accounts that they may start to get looked at.

    Even if we don't know YouTube's algorithm and how to works, I think it is safe to say the number of reports is a key factor in the algorithm.



    Also, I think if we report his videos under a different category it will get YouTube's attention much faster. Basically "The reason for reporting", I think scamming really takes a back seat to other reasons. Possibly "Sexual Content" or "Hatefully or Abusive Content". I think if we change the category of the "reason for reporting", it may get their attention faster. Videos of sexual or hate nature that are in obvious violation of the law will get them sued and hurt their image much faster than a scamming channel/video. You can still put his details of him scamming just possibly think about changing the reason for the report to something else that they will read instantly since its category is likely urgent.

    Is this wrong? YES, but Chrissy and Stacy Mitchell are pieces of shit that must go by whatever means necessary. If we have to report them as sexual predators vs. scamming predators to get YouTube's attention - COUNT ME IN.


    Chrissy - I love the fact that you read EVERY WORD on this thread, but you cant do a damn thing about this thread and how it exposes you!

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Not true about dislikes, they initially show up on the feed/counter. However, not sure if they remain a week later when YT reviews the legitimacy of ALL likes & dislikes, whether bought or real!
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    More lies and Bullshit today from the Scamming Son of a Bitch. It's only 10 minutes, but not even worth ripping apart. He's clearly running with the live stream slot win and inflating numbers to look like "the real deal". He was caught lying about the win saying, "I was down $300, now I'm up over $400 after hitting a JACKPOT!" Even Stacy was muttering "$400 Jackpot, that's how we do!" or something stupid.

    Of course, there's a moron or two who are fooled and comment to stroke Chrissy's ego & tiny dick. This dumbass, I will nickname the Dominican Dumbshit!

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    Interesting how he's back to pretending to be a high roller.




    For the past two months, he's been lecturing how about a $100 win session is something you should be happy with (lol), and chided a guy who was up $800 and lost it for "having no discipline". He has focused on low-rollers and booking small wins.

    Now that's out the window, and he's back to reporting eye-popping wins.

    How can Chrissy even explain winning over $1000 day gambling if you're supposed to be happy with very small wins and quit? Is he contradicting his own recent advice?

    And where were all the videos of him playing and scoring these wins? In fact, when was the last time we even saw him in the casino?

    I also love how he was a psychic regarding cryptos. For example, somehow he knew to buy into XRP at its longtime low on December 31, and then sold today right after it popped. Somehow he also bought bitcoin and sold it at 39k before it fell back down. Genius!

    For awhile he couldn't bring himself to pretend to be a high roller anymore, because it depressed him too much to be broke and double-charging his Facebook members. Now I guess he's gotten over that.

    BTW, anyone wonder why he's double-charging his Facebook members if he's making well over $40k in January? Hmmm....

     
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      TheRivers: He showed himself in casinos last night during a live stream but he was playing slots. We haven’t seen him with chips since December 27th.
      
      BedWetterBettor: If the FB members had any balls, they would sue his ass together!

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    In todays video, Chrissy is back to lying straight out of his loose asshole again claiming to have made over 45K in the month of January LOL

    If there is one thing we know with absolute certainty we would have seen proof of his Crypto transactions. With Chrissy, No proof means it did not happen.

    It gets better, at Blackjack playing at an 8% disadvantage he claims to have made $12,000 playing mainly $25 bets. This means he won over 400 hands more than he lost. Playing NO BUST, NO SPLIT, NO DOUBLE, the odds of this are similar to winning the lottery.

    The odds of winning 480 units almost entirely flat betting at a 8% disadvantage are virtually non existent.

    This Buffoon doesn't even make his lies believable anymore.

     
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      Elmo: Keep making up those lies, Christopher.
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    Anytime you need a good laugh you can go to the comment section of Chrissy's videos. Today was no different...

    So in the reply's of the screen shot I showed above (the guy that lost 9 Martys in a row), there was a reply by a user with the name TraRob-EastSide

    He beats the game of Baccarat with patience, positive thinking, a goal, & discipline! LOL

    He has been "SMASHING" Baccarat since 2006! LOL

    After you read that, you cant believe another word he says.

    Even though he has been "Smashing" Bacarrat since 2006, when he goes back to the casino once things reopen he will have a "STURDY" 1K bankroll. LOL

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      TheRivers: I think that number was actually for some Bitcoin “broker” who she invested with.
      
      BedWetterBettor: Must be a Dempsey believer and plays for $5 wins per session, that might add up to a sturdy 1k after 14 years, lol!!!
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    Good evening everyone. Hope everyone is safe and doing well. Getting sick of the snow here in the northeast...I can’t wait for spring. Vegas is calling...heard they got snow recently there too. Can’t even fathom that. Snow in the desert...really??

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    Been away the last couple days because my work schedule and I’ve been just tired. However, I’ve been reading the great posts you guys have made and they are always funny and informative in regards to ripping and dissecting Christopher Mitchell. Looking forward to listening to the Dan’s podcast when I get the chance. Strong work as always team.

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    The fight against the Dominican Dumbshit (props BWB) continues to push forward and our time and effort will pay off. Patience is a virtue. Things take time and eventually our good friends at the FTC, IRS, and other agencies will get this douche for his wrongdoings. Or someone he hurt or scammed will get him. One way or another, his day of reckoning is coming and I can’t wait just you guys for it to happen. Get that extraordinary legal team ready Chrissy. I know you are hoping that they take your Monopoly money or your tiny dick for their payment plans. Maybe your porn buddies can help you find the right lawyer when these cases and law suits hit you.

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    I wished there was way to watch that live stream from last night and see this bald idiot in action. What happened with that video, Chrissy? Your nonsensical and incoherent tirades weren’t enough to sustain a whole video? If you can’t win at a casino on a particular day or night, does it make that particular casino property not a good place to play slots and other games? That’s why it’s called gambling, you bald retard. You’re supposed to be so smart and eloquent, Queen Chrissy. But your dumb ass can’t put 2 + 2 together and can’t realize that.

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    By the way, remember when you was ripping Slot Lady for her playing at El Cortez and ripping her and establishment?? But not you Queen Chrissy, as you play at the finest high limit areas in Clark County. As our buddy TheRivers pointed out, you have chosen the Gold Coast and Palace Station to “play” and hatch your schemes. At least she has shown tangible evidence that she plays table games at a real casino unlike you, Sissy Chrissy. Loitering in parking lots, using unemployment money to buy chips as to say you made buy-in and won, and stealing and making up baccarat scores doesn’t not count. Still...I swear you are just blowing dudes in the restrooms and licking and fingering guys and this is all a cover for your homosexual lifestyle. Nasty prick. You still never explained why you were hiding in the Bellagio restroom with those chips on the floor with the toilet paper. You were probably building a gloryhole in there for future reference when you and Derek were done at the Mayfair Supper Club.

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    Oh yes. Thank you for bringing that cash counter back. Felt so good to see your measly $3000 go through that. It still has the feature where it can still count fake bills. We are on to you and we don’t miss anything. Again, we are delighted that you read our Thread dedicated to your stupid and ignorant Colt Studios ass. Now, if you can clarify why you don’t go to Cosmo (you commented before on Pompsie’s channel before that you got banned, why not tell us and the world what really happened). Did you and Bob or Eddie or one of your cum guzzling buddies get caught in disgusting deviant sexual acts on the balcony? They banned you for a reason and we are dying to know why. Also...Please also disclose why you haven’t shown any real casino footage since the end of December. Are you just waiting for more naive and foreign clients to show up and give you money and sign your erroneous NDAs? You really are cock sucking bastard. Your commenters are stupid as fuck too. Who leaves numbers like this in comments? Numbskulls that follow Christopher Mitchell that’s who. I hope some scammers robocall your stupid fan who left their number in the comment section.

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    Wish I had a screen shot of you getting told to put your mask. You stupid cunt. You really are. I’m convinced that you are the reason why the Vegas Covid numbers are still relatively high. When you are just wandering around every time you open your big mouth (just like when you suck cock on a daily basis), you are making the problem even worse. Vegas is averaging about 18 deaths a day from Covid-19, Chrissy. Numbers doesn’t lie. Check the Las Vegas Review Journal if you don’t believe me. They not be a lot to you but tell that to the family and friends of those who passed. I thought you could relate since you and Andrew lost your mother at an illness. You didn’t...even with her passing, you involved her in your selfish and idiotic schemes. You are a cold hearted and soulless son a bitch. That just goes to show that if you didn’t love and respect her, you feel that way about EVERYONE else, including your stupid cunt of wife and your son (for the love of God, we know you didn’t have full conversations so please stop lying and involving him in your stupid schemes).

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    Chrissy, you just make me sick. Everything about you reeks of pure evil and you represent all the wrong things in humanity. I can’t wait for your channel to be removed. I am looking forward to the day when your scams and schemes come to a complete end and you have to face facts and deal with the consequences of your actions.

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    Fuck you.

     
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    All good points by Elmo today...in particular the part about Slot Lady being able to film. She’s not the only one that has done it with no issue from the casino. The Big Jackpot filmed himself playing blackjack in the high limit room at Caesars (and the casino clearly was on board with it). The Troopers film all the time playing poker at various locations. Even that JeetkooBac (or...however it’s spelled) showed brief clips of himself getting paid out at baccarat tables after winning big hands. But no. Chrissy says if he did that he’d be kicked out for sure...despite his VIP status at every casino in the world.

    I don’t think I ever saw the comment he left on Pompsie’s video about getting banned from Cosmo. Was that on the video where Pompsie talked about getting banned due to having video equipment in his room?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRivers View Post
    All good points by Elmo today...in particular the part about Slot Lady being able to film. She’s not the only one that has done it with no issue from the casino. The Big Jackpot filmed himself playing blackjack in the high limit room at Caesars (and the casino clearly was on board with it). The Troopers film all the time playing poker at various locations. Even that JeetkooBac (or...however it’s spelled) showed brief clips of himself getting paid out at baccarat tables after winning big hands. But no. Chrissy says if he did that he’d be kicked out for sure...despite his VIP status at every casino in the world.

    I don’t think I ever saw the comment he left on Pompsie’s video about getting banned from Cosmo. Was that on the video where Pompsie talked about getting banned due to having video equipment in his room?

    I should have taken a screenshot when that comment was made on Pompsie’s Cosmopolitan video. It took me by surprise when Chrissy made the comment as if he can relate to Pompsie in reference to getting in trouble at the Cosmo. Pomp got in trouble with his camera equipment. As we know, CM did something else in which he has not elaborated on. It’s just a coincidence since around that time, he hasn’t been back there at all for anything gambling or staying at the hotel. There’s over 3k comments for that video now so it can be in there.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Probably for filming chips or testimonials, notice we haven’t seen a NEW baccarat scorecard in months or even chips showing he at least bought in there? Probably why he’s playing penny slots now!
      
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    Ladies and Gentlement...Your newly updated scam....

    I haven’t watched this all....but from the bits I’ve seen....it’s exactly what we all new was coming. Get ready to spend $1000 if you want in to his FB group now.and he CLAIMS people in there will get to see him play live in a casino once per week while also learning about all of his tips including crypto (where Chrissy has been picked to be in a super secret crypto investment group for the price of $5K/month. he must be one super-investor to get such an invitation.

    Anyway...I’m sure I will have more observations later when I actually get time to watch this.


     
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      PositiveVariance: He’s likely going to pull a Brunson FX - Record several sessions until he gets a winning session, then do the voiceover LIVE. He’s suck a scumbag.
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    Dang, you beat me to it!!! I sat through about 5 minutes of this bullshit and it sounded eerily familiar to an OLD video of Chrissy’s. So old, you would have to listen to Druff’s first radio segment on Chrissy the Scammer to recognize it.

    He does the tirade of “See folks, Rich People do this while Poor People do that! Rich people think this way, and poor people think that way! Rich people invest $5000 a month in MLM pyramid schemes and poor people think they’re a scam!”

    Kind of amusing and shows how desperate he is to use click bait of him playing live only hours after the forum called him out on never showing live play while Raja and other REAL high rollers do!

    Also, I think the Dominican Dumbshit is Stacy pretending to be a customer, she sounds just like the idiot Chrissy!

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    Wow 😳 The Rev Jim “Chrissy” Jones is back with his inner circle.
    It will be monster rather than kool aid Chrissy makes all his disciples drink when they all commit Hari Kiri , knowing the fucker he will take them out of the fridge and charge them.

    I think there is enough material in this one video to keep our correspondent actually on the ground Mr Jeff Dime going for the rest of the year and I did sit through the whole comedy shoe ,every cringingly toe curling minute

    Folks , I have to say I am speechless 😶

    I genuinely did not believer to be possible for the pond life that is Chrissy could sink any lower , after all he is already lower than whale 🐋 shit , but that’s the social order that Chrissy and Skank occupy , how wrong was I.

    This is the most filthy rancid pile of shite 💩 that this thing has ever had the sheer effrontery to put before our eyes.

    As Drill Sergeant Lee Emery said “Chrissy the best bit of you dribbled down the crack of your mothers ass and ended up as a brown stain on the sheet”


    Over and out

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    I want to make a video so bad but I got stuck in the snowstorm trying to beat it out of Jersey and it was a very long night. I’m not even sure the town this hotel is in yet tbh. Probably will be stuck here a few nights, so hopefully I will feel it tomorrow and get something out. Everyone is crushing it, great to be able to keep up with this cum-guzzling, washed-up, petty swindling old queen without having to watch the videos.

    This is really one of the main dangers of YouTube. The Facebook group (at least in its current form) would not exist nearly to the extent it does now, if it wasn’t for YouTube. Chrissy would have swindled far less $$$ and far less people if YouTube did not provide him the platform. Basically Chrissy would be a fluffer for Colt at this point if it wasn’t for YouTube.

    Yes, YouTube is huge and they do not like to typically single someone out and take them down. When Slot channels started coming down, they took down a large number of them at once. When Poker content linking or promoting Real Money sites were getting strikes or taken down it was a large number all at once.

    So there are 100’s of channels selling betting strategies, so for a while I gave YouTube a pass for not taking Chrissy’s channel down because they didn’t want to start setting a precedent. However, I am done giving them any sort of pass. FFS this doesn’t even have shit to do with political censorship or free speech.

    Chrissy’s channel has been reported probably 1,000s of times by now. I am giving an employee of Google the benefit of the doubt that if they were able to get a job there, they would be able to see that Chrissy is clearly selling based on DEMONSTRABLY false claims. You need just one eye or one ear to be able to see/hear that. He isn’t like the Scam Money Group, using clever sounding wording to make what they are showing you not look like total bullshit. He is uploading a video everyday selling bullshit based on complete fucking falsehoods.

    Fuck Google!

     
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    Finally had a chance to watch the whole video...So let’s recap....for $1,000 you get:

    1. Expert crypto advice that Chrissy got just in the past 30 days from the likes of the Winklevoss twins because they were so impressed with his tiny crypto investments.

    2. Access to his Baccarat strategies, which will mean you will never lose again no matter what....no really...never....

    3. His Blackjack winning strategy, which is guaranteed to make you lose 8% more than basic strategy and most likely your whole bankroll because of martingaling

    4. Legal ways not to pay taxes ever again....Actually this one makes the most sense of all that he’s offering. if you follow him you’ll quit your job, lose all your money, and have zero income...so I guess that means you won’t have to pay any taxes...BOOM!

    5. You get to see him play live in a casino, which he will RECORD once or twice per week. Hmmmm

    And let us not forget....Chrissy doesn’t need any of this headache. He can just decide to stop helping others and live his life as a rich person. It just won’t matter. The money he charges has no impact in his life. But since he was mandated by “god” to do this he’s going to still scam you. You know...just like god commanded Noah to build the ark and Moses to go to the burning bush and for Jim Baker to sleep with Jessica Hahn...he mandated that Chrissy should help people with his losing strategies and ways to avoid paying taxes.

    And for the few members he’s got left in his inner circle (the ones who were already dumb enough to pay the extra money and sign the NDA a few weeks ago) they don’t have to pay yet again...What a guy!!!

    Yep....we all knew this was coming...The money is all but gone so the angle had to change...Let’s see how many dummies are still left out there who will pay it...until the first sale price happens that is.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRivers View Post

    4. Legal ways not to pax taxes ever again....Actually this one makes the most sense of all tat he’s offering. if you follow him you’ll quit your job, lose all your money, and have zero income...so I guess that means you won’t have to pay any taxes...BOOM!
    Giving advice on how to not pay taxes you would think could be a third rail on YouTube. It is part of the “Get Rich Quick” bullshit to tell someone to set up a corporation so you can write off basically everything into some bullshit business (Like Real Estate Scams or Cut & Pasted self-published books). He talks about “the protection of his assets by a corporate shield” a whole lot. That is another talking point of the get rich quick bullshit.

    MOST people know not to take tax advice from someone other than an accountant or someone you are completely sure is astute in that area. When/If the IRS comes looking for that dough, referring them to a Chrissy YouTube video is sure as shit not going to amuse them.

    BTW we all know Chrissy owes his ass in taxes. As a general rule you can only offset gambling losses with wins. Which Chrissy sure as shit doesn’t have enough. The tax man doesn’t care that you punted off all that scammed “earned income” at the tables. Sorry Chrissy.

     
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    Not sure about Nevada, but in many states it is illegal to give phony tax advice for money or suggesting someone to write off items that are false without CPA certification. You can do this for free or even on your own taxes, but you can NOT charge people money for tax advice without being a certified accountant!

    I realize millions of people do it every year and Turbo Tax even gives you a template to make said write offs for free. But they are certified tax reps and ultimately you do pay a hefty chunk of your refund to file with them.

    So there’s more tax fraud that the IRS audit dept might want to monitor from Kyle Prescott LLC

     
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    The fridge of someone with extreme OCD or a Sociopath?

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      shoeshine box: fyi: water=toilet water not high in Alkalides..the energy drink is Garbage to yr body. looks neat tho. OCD/Lunatic.
      
      BedWetterBettor: Probably doesn’t pay for water or cable in his rented condo. Uses the condos public WiFi to do the videos and doesn’t shower unless it’s at a comped room or at Bob Hesley’s hot tub party!
      
      Elmo: A lot of more Jeff...Chrissy fits a lot of criteria of the DSM-5.

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