if CM would of put all that $cam $$ into BTC / ETH , anything at all..earlier this year..
Or stocks like PLUG DDD. anything dang near... He be Phat as a Phk. chillin'...like a Villian.
How some of us knew at 8yrs old that the Martingale was for chumps and others swear by it at 40 yrs old is beyond me..I cannot digest it.
But yes it looks like he be out of Vegas by end of Spring.
Cest la vie....
CM/SM take 600 apc and go to Dealer skool..u be great at dealing BJ. No Bs...
I’ve been watching the last few videos of this stupid man, and it’s been utterly ridiculous and unbearable. I don’t get it...its such a shame that YouTube allows this bullshit to continue. They can take down Trump videos, but they can’t take down this lying son a bitch panhandling scammer. Shame on Youtube.
This nation is falling apart but this bald queef keeps asking for money...
On a quick side note, yesterday was one of the saddest days of this country’s history and there’s no excuse for what transpired. We have to come together as a nation of one and one for all. We have to be better people and set better examples. Regardless of what party or whatever ideology you believe in, we have to love and respect one another. Life is too short for all the drama and nonsense. Please...let’s make a stronger effort to live in peace and harmony and not take our lives or this country for granted.
Back to the douchebag broke cum guzzling Chrissy Mitchell and his actions...
It’s sickening that Christopher is still begging for $400 for the FB group teachings and charging $3k for idiots to shadow and follow him around Vegas. Who wants to match bet for bet with some washed up semen slurping gay pornstar in the casino?? Come on now...that money stack looks less and less now. Even more fake too...no more scorecards...
And yes Chrissy...we know you read these posts and it hurts your decrepit and empty soul about what we say about you, your skank wife, and your idiot followers. The truth really hurts. You’re the one that brought this upon yourself into this cesspool of deceit and deception. You made the statements when your channel first started that you had people questioning if you were a scam artist. Why bring attention to yourself??
You lie, after lie and after lie. Why do you keep digging yourself deeper in this negative abyss of a rabbit hole? What’s your end game Chrissy? You better change your life soon in 2021 soon or you will reap what you sow, you dumb bald cunt.
BWB made his valid points about your scoreboards a little while back and you bit the bait. No one from your stupid YouTube videos made that comment. It was on here...yup...you’re a bald little troll. I wish those militia would have stormed your place of residence and tore up the joint.
I could only imagine the carnage...the windows being broke outside of that rented condo. The Amazon Chinese money being tore up...all that child labor produced ChangeYourLifeVlog merch being burned like a bonfire...smashing that fake cash counter to smithereens. Yes..I said it. I wish your rented piece of shit condo was being attacked instead of our capital the other previous day.
BTW...who the fuck was Frank in the past video? Another John that Chrissy let fill up his Colt Studio owned ass?
Oh Chrissy.. Is that why your teeth are all fucked up because of the cock you suck on a daily basis? Do you even have health or dental insurance?
You’re a fucking hot mess and I can’t wait till your day comes. Hope the variant or worse strikes your miserable and pathetic soulless body.
Fuck you Christopher. Keep deepthroating that cock. You dumb fuck.
Long live this Thread.
Have to agree with you Mr Elmo about the coverage from Washington.
This is what you would expect to see in Argentina or some other piss poor South American country , I was truly shocked to see that happening at the seat of government.
We all cherish the right to protest and free speech but that should never include violence and death.
Regardless of how all you Folks cast your votes it seems to me that the incoming president has a tough job , not only with the COVID but to re-unite the country.
Anyways that’s enough of that , onto Chrissy.........I eagerly anticipate the big birthday 🥳 gang bang bash before my next thoughtful and insightful riposte.
🎶 Happy birthday 🎂 to you
Happy birthday 🥳 to you
Happy birthday 🎈 dear Chrissy
Happy birthday 🍾 to you🎶
Well Folks the biggest celebration 🎊 Las Vegas will see this year is nearly upon us.
By virtue of time difference (a bit early but I am tired 😴I want to be the first to offer my heartiest congratulations 🥳 to Kyle , Skank and Kyle junior with what is sure to be a wonderful day for Chrissy and guests.
The GM at Bellagio has cleared out all the riffraff from the hotel , a fireworks 💥 display and a special personal showing of the world famous fountains ⛲️ are just some of the delights that await Chrissy and guests.
It goes without saying of course that the high roller baccarat room will be for the exclusive use of birthday guests (I hope it is big enough to cope with the throbbing legion of Chrissy fanatics)
Folks I have been pondering 🤔 what to get Chrissy as a present 🎁, I mean what do you buy a man who won half a mill last year , has his own yellow Lamborghini annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd has all his luxury suites and food comped , so I decided that as Chrissy is a charitable Christian warrior to make a donation of £10 , $13.56 at current exchange to a worthwhile LV charity as I believe that due to the continuing levels of desperation on the recent piss poor videos Chrissy will soon be getting full use of its facilities
Address
2900 Palomino Ln
NV 89107
Las Vegas
It’s the Salvation Army hostel , they have a homeless shelter presumably for all the degenerate gamblers and scammers who have dumped all their cash on the tables , annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd it also has a food centre so hopefully 🙏 Kyle junior will be able to get some free milk.
I am very much looking forward to re-emergence of blow job Bob and the rest of the gang when the video is launched to the world tomorrow
Make it a gud un Chrissy , and I will go out on a limb 🦵 here and say , I bet you win ,2/2 3/3 4/4 etc and the “new 100%” (copyright C Mitchell) strategy will work perfectly 👍
Good night 😘 Folks
Chrissy will need to lube blow job Bob up Mr Elmo , he won’t be very moist at his age 😳
Let the pre-cum party for that son of a bitch begin.
Chrissy’s male clients have a greeting as well...
You forgot the biggest CM fanboy of all, his soul mate Million Moron Mekonen!!!
Funny how he completely stopped posting videos after claiming CM was a scammer and begging for people to share his video. He showed his true colors as CM fanboy snitch trying to get our info, photos and phone numbers by askin us to text him or put his videos on our FB profiles!
The little rat was probably faking the whole time and deserves a spot in Chrissy’s Hall of Shame!!!
The more cocks, the merrier it is for Jizzy Chrissy...I noticed that Christopher LOVES having men who are complete strangers in his bedrooms...
I will admit that this weekend's video is the one Chrissy video I'm looking forward to seeing.
I can't wait to see how he spins this bullshit birthday bash. Wouldn't surprise me if he hired people off Craigslist for $20 each to show up there, appear on video, and then leave. Maybe Stacy will pay them on the way out. Then he'll tell the few real attendees that he hired them to silence the "dead broke jealous haters" who will spin people's inability to attend due to the pandemic as proof that he has few remaining customers.
Today is going to be a hot mess with this fool. He is getting ready to perform his biggest act of all time. He is prepping and preparing his weirdo followers as this is the best birthday party ever.
Chrissy: Everyone knows their lines and parts right?
TJ: Why am I saying that I just won $310 last night when I came in last night from Utah?
Chrissy: Just do it.
Bob: You can come inside me, young man.
Vila: I am scared of Kevin Davis showing up.
Chrissy: We have protection.
Bob: I don’t like protection. Makes me feel like a prisoner. I like it raw.
Bill: You got that nutless fudge, Bob?
Barry: I’m Vegan!
Chrissy: Let’s not worry about Lee Bradbury aka Kevin Davis my stalker and secret admirer.
Eddie: We got your back, Chrissy!
Bob: I love that feeling of warm cum on my back. Have you seen my Depends, Christopher?
Bill: Can I lick it bestie?
Million: YouTube! YouTube! YouTube! I love living in trees.
Chrissy: Folks. Folks. Calm down. Focus.
Million: I’m poor. Do you still love me Chrissy?
TJ: Where’s the Lambo?
Chrissy: Deadbroke haters can’t afford the Lambo.
TJ: You didn’t answer the question.
Chrissy: Read your scripts guy. It’s the God honest truth.
Skank: Amen. ::crying baby in background::
Chrissy: Shut that baby up. We have to sell this product.
Skank: I love you Chrissy.
Chrissy: Bitch, shut your trap.
Demetrius: Yes, Chris. Just like back in our MLM days, Chrissy.
Chrissy: Yes! I mean no...I never work with you before, Rick.
Demetrius: I’m not Rick Lee.
Bob: Is that cute Asian man with the fake leg coming, Christopher?
Vila: What??
Chrissy: They all look alike.
Eddie: What does that mean?
Barry: I played with Chrissy bet for bet.
Chrissy: Yes you did. I’m the baccarat king.
Bill: Why is Bob going inside the cake now?
Eddie: He love soft orifices, guys.
::knock::
::hard knock::
Gary: Where’s my money, Christopher?
Hotel Security: Open up Mr. Mitchell. Now!!
Last edited by Elmo; 01-09-2021 at 09:31 AM.
Forget this total scammer. Instead of buying his worthless system, people need to buy mine. This happened on my 10th spin of the morning! My system is super easy to understand, and even easier to implement. All you need to do is to Venmo me some $$$$, and you too can hope to be as lucky as me!!!
No videos so far And no video from his adventures on Thursday with “Frank”. One would think that if he truly wanted to prove something he’d go live today. But then again doing that would mean he’d have to really have the 30+ people attending.
Patience Mr Rivers , it’s still early.Don’t forget that Chrissys mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Anyways Quentin is still doing the final edit , I have heard on the grapevine that blow job Bobs dentures suddenly clamped shut on Chrissys bell end and engineers have been called to disengage the spring mechanism , so he is trying to leave that part on the cutting room floor.
Considering it's proven harmful rehashed many hundred-year old non-working Martingale methods, mashed in with not one, but a few random useless flat-betting, pattern observational, 15 minute hit-and-run techniques that this twat idiot and his wife magically pulled out of their collective asses one lovely Sunday afternoon in Summerlin (that cannot suddenly overcome the mathematical laws they would be subject to, because they can't), how does Chris the ClownMaster think this should be something worthy of the
BACCARAT BOOT CAMP
title anyway?!?!
Like, wouldn't explaining these hopeless methods take 10 minutes or less each?
Wrap it Chrissy. We wanna see you and your nut hugging fanboys on the dance floor.
Last edited by Forum Wars; 01-09-2021 at 09:54 PM. Reason: I spell like CM wins
Well.....I’ll give him a little credit...Somehow he managed to get the largest suite at the Bellagio even on a weekend. Whether he paid for it or not who knows?
Other than lots of suite footage this video shows very little:
- Lots of time jumps. We go from checking in on Friday...to Saturday morning...to “going for a walk on the sttrip” (which appears to be Friday again based on what they are wearing)..to Fremont Street...to back in the suite at the end of the birthday.
- For the most part we don’t see any attendees...other than a group of maybe 7 people on Fremont Street posing for a photo.
- The boot camp now took place in a “private location.” Okay.
- He got so “many gifts” including supposedly money from his 40 attendees yet we see about 5 things on a table in the suite
- No footage from the big group dinner at Mayfair though for a brief second with music you do see the fountains from what appears to be the inside of Mayfair...no people)
- No gambling footage whatsoever...but a claim that everyone made lots of money
Really not much else to say. The video is....basically nothing.
Last edited by TheRivers; 01-10-2021 at 07:00 AM.
Well that was a bigger let down than a cheap tampax
Chrissy even by your exceedingly recent shite offerings that was woeful
I like everyone else on this thread was really looking forward to the Chrissy Big Bang birthday bash with 40 folks but 7 wouldn’t even count as an orgy.
Very disappointing old chap D- can do better
I don't even think there were 7. The only footage of these people was around the 13 minute mark. Three of them were clearly with him, including that one idiot with the "Retrain Your Brain" sweatshirt he bought from Chrissy. LOL!
Some chick also waved at one point right before that, but it's not even clear she was with him, because she waved, then went back to talking to other people standing fairly far away from Chrissy and not even looking at him.
There was no "baccarat boot camp" in the morning at "another location", as he claimed. He said there were 36 students, but of course provided zero evidence of this boot camp existing, or any of its attendees. It's possible that the "bootcamp" was simply him going with these few idiots to downtown casinos and playing low limit baccarat with them. Notice Stacy and the baby weren't present downtown, making it seem possible that this was the one and only time he saw any "students" or "friends" for the weekend.
No footage of the party at Mayfair -- only a quick shot of the fountains from inside of there, which he clearly stood up to film. Either he didn't really eat there (and just asked for permission to film the fountain view quickly), or he didn't want to show that it was just him, Stacy, and the baby. I doubt he even took his chump friends with him, because Chrissy probably didn't want to pay for them.
No footage of any party in the suite, nor does the suite appear that it just hosted a party (even a small one).
As already mentioned, the video was mostly time-wasting, giving a tour of the suite (yawn), views of the strip (yawn), and Chrissy talking about all the coaching he'll be doing and the fun he'll be having (yawn).
But no actual video of the fun, the bootcamp, the dinner, or any of the stuff which was promised. Just him hanging out with a few gullible dolts downtown.
Which brings me to my next question.... why hang out downtown instead of at Bellagio? I think I know the answer. Chrissy has probably been prohibited from bringing "customers" to Bellagio. Note that he even claimed that his (likely fictitious) bootcamp was "at a different location", which was probably some kind of disclaimer in case someone calls Bellagio to claim he's coaching people there again.
So he probably sprung for the suite (probably at a big discount given his big losses there), figuring he will make that money back by fooling gullible idiots that he's living a super-high-roller lifestyle and partying like a rockstar on his birthday.
Whole thing was just so sad and pathetic, including his depressing final monologue, where he thanks his imaginary friends for all the gifts, and that they're like family to him.
He's really circling the drain.
Oh, and check out those gifts at 15:50.
There aren't even 5 gifts! There's not even 2 gifts!
It's one gift bag (which might be empty), and a bunch of cheap packs of candy, which look like gifts if you don't pause it and watch too closely!
So "all these gifts" from 40 people (including some for his son) somehow are missing, other than some candy and a "Happy Birthday" bag!
So lame!
I think I just figured out what he might have pulled.
I checked and the "$2000" Lakeview Suite is going for $679 on Tuesday night.
We don't see any proof that Chrissy was really there on his birthday of 1/9/21. In fact, notice how quickly he edited it and got it up -- less than an hour after supposedly finishing it off at "4am" on January 10th!
I think there's a good chance he stayed there one night during the week (possibly comped or discounted, and no more than $679), filmed whatever footage he felt he needed, faked it being a 2-night birthday stay, and then met up with those chumps on Fremont on his actual birthday.
Probably bullshitted them about why they couldn't attend his "party" -- maybe something about COVID. Stacy was at home with the baby by that point.
It's gotta be something like this. Very convenient that we never saw any actual evidence of that being his actual birthday, and that the only footage with other people was downtown.
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