Jeffrey what the hell is your photo.
At first I thought it looked like one of the sand people , then I thought it looked like the get up British soldiers used to wear in Victorian times during one of the many campaigns when we were sticking it up Johnny Arab in one of our desert 🐪 conflicts , complete with the cunningly desert camouflaged red jacket , but I really can’t fathom it
Looks like someone just got done shooting their porn shoot. Plus...I see that your coke sniffles are back too. Chrissy is just a glutton for punishment. You cum dumpster douchebag cunt.
Here's a sneak peek at Kyle's latest "workout" with Blowjob Bob...
The house edge most likely caught up with Dumpster Dempsey...
Back on September 4th he made a video titled "New 30 session Challenge"
If you recall previously he did a challenge where he wanted to show that his version of martingale works. He did an online test over 30 days where according to his results he came out ahead at the end. Statistically improbable, but not impossible.
With his new challenge he was going to physically go into the casino and play Roulette, (one of the worst games to martingale). He uses what he calls the "Demp's Betting System" (A modified martingale system).
Its been over 18 days and he has 2 sessions. Statistics say he went BUSTO.
All you sleeping 💤 yanks are in for a real treat when you wake up and smell the coffee with the latest chronicles of Chrissy boy.
I won’t spoil it for you
Seems like Blowjob Bob is back to his nasty antics. He’s selling his soul and losing his dignity for those winning strategies. Fuck you Chrissy and your disgusting fiendish associates.
In todays video (9/23) "Christopher Mitchell- A Day In The Life Of A Professional Gambler (Baccarat Casino)....
In this video Chrissy SHOWS EXACTLY WHY HE IS NOT A PROFESSIONAL GAMBLER.
His moronic thinking starts at 15:07 and goes to 16:49
He basically alters his play because there is another "high roller" at the table betting 25K per hand. This high roller is "Betting against the streak". Chrissy states that he DOES NOT want to bet against this player as a COURTESY. Says other player lost 250K. Chrissy says he would have won 12 in a row ($5k).
Chrissy, a true professional does not alter his bet or sit out due to courtesy or a tradition to another player in the game of baccarat. A real professional bets the best possible bet on that hand, at that given time, regardless of any courtesies/traditions that may be custom to that game. How another player feels or thinks is never a factor in where you decide to place your chips.
Chrissy has cut way down on the "Checklist". No chips, No Scorecards, nothing. Walking in - walking out. Yup, you guessed it, he won each time...
Garbage, absolutely Garbage.
You are a Moron Chrissy. Straight up Buffoon.
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I just was able to catch the tail end of this garbage video. I guess when the math is so absurd, you are faced with no other explanation of your “alleged” win-rate, other then to invoke Divine Intervention. Truly disgusting, no matter where you stand religiously, for him to involve his relationship with Jesus Christ to explain why he “wins” so much.
It takes a certain kind of narcissistic POS to believe that a God who has allowed unspeakable amounts of human suffering throughout the history of mankind without intervening, would actually get involved in manipulating a baccarat shoe. That’s about all I got to say about this trash that was uploaded to the largest video platform in the world today.
Originally Posted by Mrhorney
Mr H, it is Raoul Duke who is played by Johnny Depp in “Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas”. The book by Hunter S Thompson is much better, but the movie is still worth a watch. Duke is a journalist covering some motorcycle race in the Nevada Desert in that photo. Even with all that sand in his face he still manages to keep his cigarette holder in his mouth. I believe there is no time in the movie he doesn’t have the holder on him. This is what he used the $300 bucks he was getting paid to cover the race to buy for his trip...
“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers … and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw either and two dozen amyls … The only thing that really worried me was the ether.”
This Weirdo posted this video yesterday titled "Christopher,Mitchell baccarat strategy is work perfect for me"
Its really hard to make any sense of this guy.
Its funny, one part that I do make out, the guy ask Christopher to hire him and he wants to play with Chrissy's money LOL
I guess this is the kind of rift raft CM attracts.
I’m pretty sure his sitting out violated one of his earlier rules.
Oh and the table max on bacc in the mansion is $20k unless you have special limits. If the guy didn’t know how to play bacc as Chrissy said, I can’t believe he would have special limits on that game.
Well...Watched the video and was disgusted. Tired of the douchebag cunt mixing God with his stupid bullshit. Again. No chips or no actual evidence. I think he’s walking through the casinos and picking up Johns and doing God knows what. Keep sucking those cocks and swallowing that jizz, Chrissy. Fuck you.
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All this video does is affirm what we've already deduced. Plus it has more quick cuts and edits than a Michael Bay movie!
1) He's been banned from playing at most of his "regular" casinos and it is why he is going to less frequented spots like Red Rock, Orleans, Etc. He hadn't even mentioned Orleans Casino since the Black Eye video where he conned Lucy(again) & then Gary knocked him out.
2) Filming in the parking lot shows he is on security's watchlist and has been advised NOT to film inside the casino floor. It's why he gets so agitated when his fanboys ask him to film covertly in the High Limit room. He also hasn't filmed inside a suite or hotel room in over 3 weeks, possibly showing his comps for PH suites are rescinded and he is reduced to regular rooms or maybe nothing at all. Also, back to writing his "wins" on index cards.. LOL what a broke loser move!
3) Three Live shows in the past week after nearly 3 months without ONE live stream? He is pushing that Live Web Cam Show hard as it is only way of conning suckers. Notice he has now gone almost 2 months without a One on One Coaching client/victim with a fake testimonial and the last one was good old TJ the animal killer. Funny how he claimed to quit his job and go full time degenerate like Chrissy and we've not heard a peep from since KD outed him as a fraud? Something tells me, he went broke and his daddy spanked him with a rifle barrel for not listening.
4) Blaming a high roller for him not making money is classic degenerate gambler foolishness. Why wouldn't he have pitched his "winning strategy" to said High Roller? If the guy is losing over $20K per hand, what's another 2K for his Index Card with those GOLDEN winning ways? Probably because his dumbass strategy is bogus just like his "winning sessions".
5) The Jesus angle is classic last gasp desperation, by preaching a few proverbs and spouting his hypocritical nonsense, he will surely rope in at least 1 sucker for the web cam show with the religious babble. Speaking of which, take a look at the latest card handed out by a Vegas Gay Porn Slapper...
Here is Chrissy's fan boy again.
This guy is a freak.
Look what he does at the 5:20 mark. He says "Christopher, you saved my life, you make me cross the river"...
Watch what he does with his finger on his lips. What a freak!
Cheetos is back with a great analysis on CM’s slot videos. Some of it we touched on with our reviews, but good insights from our Canadian Counterpart’s Commentary on Chrissy’s Crap!
Hallelujah Praise the Lord I am saved etc etc.
I knew there was something missing in my gambling life and Saint Christopher 😇 has inserted all his goodness into me 😁
Yes it is my relationship with Jesus of Nazareth.
Yes Folks it is true , our Saviour truly has his benevolent hand on my back guiding me to the right tables.
Folks , he only does this with 1 yes verily only 1% of us , the rest of you losers and non-believers are destined for the hell fire 🔥 and the shitty table where the dealer gets blackjack every hand I’m afraid 😦
I must admit I did find it a little difficult to believe that this mighty deity should take an up front and personal relationship with us ordinary Folks , but it MUST be true , Kyle had the crib card detailing his winnings 5/5 to prove it.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd this is available to all of you as well , yes Jesus loves all of us and has a particular fondness for people who gamble for a living (I would have thought he would be better served by helping the one third of Folks on the planet who are on the verge of starvation , rather than degenerate scamming wankers like the Mitchell’s , but that just shows what an ignorant twat I am)
All you have to do for salvation is to watch and like Chrissy boys videos, send him 2 large for his divinely approved baccarat winning strategies (flat bet and marty) and our saviour will also help you.
If you can lob 25000 or so bucks at an unnamed church ⛪️ then so much the better.
Glad you liked it Mr Donkey , despite numerous attempts and best efforts by Mr Jeffrey Dime to show me how to reply to the message as you have done using language that a 4 year old could understand I still can’t figure it out , so I’m sure I keep annoying people by starting a new reply 😤
My initial thought about Chrissy boy reading this site posts are of course he wouldn’t. Why would he? But I realised that I am coming at it from the way I think , not Chrissy , I would not like to read critical remarks about me, but I always try to use the Sherlock Holmes 🕵️*♂️ thought process and put myself in the other persons shoes after gauging his thought process , intelligence etc.
On most human qualities Chrissy seems to be pretty low brow to me but 2 areas where he knocks me into a cocked hat 🎩 is his scamming abilities and his narcissistic behaviour.
I believe that he is so puffed up with his own self importance that try as he might he will read this to see what all the dead broke loser douche bag haters like me are saying about him.
Digging this "cat", can just image this "cat" and Chrissy holding hands skipping there way to the Bac a Rat tables.
Must be something in the Vegas air that makes you do this:
Chrissy had what could've been gay porn music at the beginning of his HIT workout today. 45 seconds in...is that what he calls his house "cozy castle"? 1:45 in...he must've been thinking about his buddy Bob! I wonder why he settled for T Bones instead of Mayfair in today's video?!
Ah ha I think �� I have nailed the reply thingy �� cheers Folks.
Nice food vid from the Adams family , Chrissy looked like he needed something hot inside him ��
Must have worked because he looked happy �� and said he was stuffed
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