Check out this comment from today’s video along with Chrissy’s response. And exactly what does that link (one he’s also got in the video description) take you to? You guessed it it...it’s Chrissy’s affiliate link at BetOnline wherein he will get a percentage of whatever the person loses assuming they actually sign up. Of course to the naked eye you’d have no idea that’s where you were sent (which is what he’s counting on).
This guy is as predictable as sunrise.
Last edited by TheRivers; 03-09-2021 at 02:12 PM.
Going out on a limb and saying Betonline doesn't fall into this category. Oh that sucks Chrissy...
This includes putting the link in the comments Chrissy. Don't worry I won't NARC you out. Thanks for going after my videos. Short sighted Queen...
I guess ole Chrissy is going to go through every single fucking game in the casino before we are through. Let me guess his strategy for a few games down the pike. Let’s try and fast forward this horseshit and save the people some $$$....
1) High Card Flush - Double your bet after loss.
2) 3 Card Poker - Martingale your bet after loss.
3) Casino War - Uncle Marty.
4) Ultimate Texas - Optimal Strategy is a SCAM! Plus Marty.
5) Caribbean Stud - it’s a game Chrissy, not some guy from Aruba that you fooled around with.
Then when he is done with the above games he will then resort to theseOriginally Posted by JeffDime
Ahh, the good old days of “Paper Plays!”
No you would be 2$ short still..... Caesars Palace Impossible to find a 2$ table Todd...Even local dumps like Samstown etc have 10$ min now. even the shit hole that was Hooters(San RemO!) Best thing to do in that sitch is call Oper Mgr tell him yr dilemma they comp the deuce. SSb. had to break yr balls.
Last edited by shoeshine box; 03-09-2021 at 07:39 PM.
I love how all of the ads that come up around Chrissy’s videos are also scams. This one is especially funny as the guy holds up his (fake) bank statements to show you how successful his scam is:
Meanwhile Chrissy can’t even get any real cash out of an ATM
So a couple observations on Chrissy’s video today.
1. His “strategies” are truly the epitome of Forest Gump stupid. I’m certainly no Einstein (you know the guy who invented electricity ⚡️) but I think I’m legitimately dumber for watching all 35 min. And the fact that he truly believes his “numbers” are somehow magical and will hit more often. Hey dumb shit, there is system to to which number is going hit next. Idiot!!
2. Did anyone else love when he had that smartass grin when he thought he hit after his second Marty? “Oh wait, I actually lost that one.” LOLOLOL...classic Chrissy opening his mouth and putting foot in.
3. After going into his third Marty did anyone else start to hear the fear in his voice? He said he wasn’t nervous, but I’m pretty sure if we would’ve checked his diaper he would’ve had a little mud in there. You could absolutely hear the paranoia in his voice and his focus on that wheel was so intense. That’s not the confidence and care free attitude of someone who is wealthy. That was the absolute fear of wondering how he was going to buy more Monster drinks.
4. And finally, dipshit does nothing but constantly stress the importance of a Marty when you lose. This little muppet doesn’t even follow his own rules and shorts his own Marty so when his number does hit, he still came up short. Fucking moron!!!
You just can’t make this sort of ignorance up. You’re either born with this talent or you don’t have it. And Chrissy, dumb shit, you’ve absolutely got it, cowboy.
The "examples" of him playing and making money are so stupid, because 100% we wouldn't see anything if he lost.
As I said before, I could post videos of me crushing it at the online poker table for 10 minutes every day, and it would look like I'm printing many thousands of dollars on a daily basis. Selective clip posting is fun!
Oh my god. This video is something to behold. So there's no question he believes this shit. It wouldn't be a bad little scam if he wasn't getting high on his own supply. Roulette seems to have generated a lot of new interest amongst his mindless followers. I think it's because roulette is a much more approachable game than baccarat which can seem intimidating with the different card values and how they are added up (even though both require zero skill and cannot be beaten with any of these nonsense strategies). He's going to get destroyed by roulette. Hell, he nearly lost his entire $1500 bankroll in his first attempt at demonstrating his "foolproof" strategy of winning $8 on video. He's a chaser and a hot head. This shouldn't take too long folks. 5.26% house edge with rapid online betting is going to eat him for breakfast. Sit back and enjoy.
His eye roll to the left when he mentions he won every single day in beginning is a Lie..huge tell....
He is getting delusional to the point where he actually believe's what he is saying.
Psychosis decline imminent.
We gonna see a huge crash any week here. By Summer for sure.
Def not faking being nervous/giddy queen was cute for a sec...
Only truthful moment he had.
Last edited by shoeshine box; 03-09-2021 at 08:13 PM.
The amazing thing about this clip is that life imitated art with two of those games.Then when he is done with the above games he will then resort to these
Ahh, the good old days of “Paper Plays!”
Casino War really became a table game in the 2000s, and Rock-Paper-Scissors became a real side competition in the 2000s poker community, and in fact there was a feature on it during the World Series of Poker broadcast.
"I'm an Albert Einstein"
Folks for my benefit can you explain the link Chrissy pur in to the casino.
If I understand correctly then someone clicks on that , signs up and Chrissy gets free money of the casino? Or am I nowhere near what the little rascal is up to.
It obviously goes without saying that it is some kind of money making scheme for the fucker , but how does the casino know what’s going on?
Any explanation gratefully received 👍
It's just an affiliate link. Anybody can get one. Yes, Chrissy makes money if people sign up & deposit using his link.
Again...I never play Roulette (other than the very rare quick bet on red or black if I’ve had a few too many drinks and want to do something for a laugh)...so it took me a little bit to realize just how ridiculous this new lucky number strategy Chrissy has actually is...
This strategy is a guaranteed loser if you go beyond three martingales. It can be easily proven...but it will take more than first grade math (sorry Chrissy...I know you didn’t do too well in high school so maybe what I’m about to show might not actually register within your limited brain cells).
Sorry in advance for the crudeness of how I’m going to show this. I don’t have an app on my tablet that will allow me to demonstrate series math neatly...
So...as plain as I can make it....For every martingale round wherein you don’t win you’re going to lose an amount equal to the following:
b*s*(2^(n-1))
Where b is your base bet, s is the the amount of numbers you are picking, and n is the current martingale round.
So....if you have a starting bet of $1...if you lose in the first round and you picked 20 numbers your loss is:
1*20*(2^0) = $20
if you then lose in the second round as well you lose an additional:
1*20*(2^1) = $40
And so on...
Now...when you finally win...your profit in THAT MARTINGALE ROUND is going to be:
35*b*(2^(n-1)) - b*(s-1)*(2^(n-1)) i.e. you won 35:1 on one number and lost on the remaining numbers (s-1).
So if I win on the third martingale with 20 numbers and $1 was my initial base bet...on that round I won:
35*1*(2^2) - 1*19*(2^2) = 140 - 76 = $64
So...while that sounds great the problem is that I now have to include the two rounds I lost when figuring out my profit. In the first martingale I lost $20 and on the second I lost 40. So...my total profit is:
140-76-40-20 = $4
Given the same parameters it looks much better if I win on the first or second martingale...but it gets worse the further you go and eventually goes negative:
Win in first round: 35 - 19 = $16 profit
Win in second round: 70 - 38 - 20 = $12 profit
Win in third round: 140 - 76 - 40 - 20 = $4 profit
Win in fourth round: 280 - 152 - 80 - 40 - 20 = -$12...OOPS!!
Win in fifth round: 560 - 304 - 160 - 80 - 40 - 20 = -$44...BIGGER OOPS!!!
The reason you get to this point is because the payout odds have been set up in such a way that you will get led here if you keep progressive betting. So even though on an individual round you have more than a 50% chance of winning (depending on how many numbers you choose) your losses add up because in previous rounds you were betting more than half the board and losing on all of it.
This is why in Chrissy’s latest video he has that deer in the headlights look when he wins on what I think was the fifth martingale yet he still didn’t make profit,. It’s not going to happen if you get that far. Now granted you can tilt it a little bit differently by picking...say 18 numbers instead of 20...but then your odds of winning an individual round got a little worse. There is no happy balance. So if you are going to play this strategy you need to hope you never go beyond that second martingale otherwise you’re not going to make any money.
There...now that I confused the crap out of our hero watch him take yesterdays video down.
Have a good day all
Last edited by TheRivers; 03-10-2021 at 10:31 AM.
This is fantastic work!!! I’d bet the $10k that Chrissy withdraws every Sunday that he deletes this video in the coming weeks. Our friendly Christian didn’t think of this type of basic math when promoting his “strategies”. The look on his face when he reads over this and realizes that’s why he didn’t profit on that Marty bet that he won would be priceless. What’s next, Chrissy? Your roulette “strategy” just imploded and it hasn’t even been in play for a month.
Martingale will be toast in a few days to be replaced by an all new flat betting strategy
Chrissy as you are the biggest tool in whatever particular state you happen to be resident in get Champers to explain The Rivers mathematical theory on his Sesame Street wall chart
As many have been speculating as to how much money Cm could be making from Youtuve...here’s a channel that does nothing but reveal (based on average pay per 1009 views) how much various YouTube channels make per year. No he hasn’t done one about Chrissy...but here’s a video he did about Slotlady. She gets about 20 times the views per month that Chrissy gets...so if you take these numbers you can estimate what we always though to be right...Chrissy likely gets around $600 per month. Not exactly life-changing income.
600 bucks not life changing?
It is to Chrissy , that’s 9 martys with some change leftover for the slots strategy 😁
Folks will Mitchybabes benefit from Smokin Joes 2 trillion COVID stimulus thingy or doesn’t it apply to millionaire high rollers?
I imagine only dead broke jealous haters who are J.O.B and P.O.O.R will qualify
It would be ironic if he does qualify as he was leaving the country if Uncle Joe became President 😁 but having the high morals and pride Chrissy has I have no doubt he either wouldn’t claim it or donate to his church ⛪️
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