Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

O and serious blackjack question:

In a recent video comment section someone asked about 8 deck blackjack, and Chrissy recommended playing it with 2-3 other players.

Surely, playing 8 deck [or any deck] by yourself makes sense to cut down on "thoise idiots taking the good cards" and "those idiots not playing no bust strategy" and whatever else he complains about?

And, surely it'd make card counting more effective as well. Obviously not as relevant to the maths guru Chrissy though.

[crudebar]

Have to give the man credit to a certain extent. He scams people and those getting scammed give him cash with a small on their face.

He gets them 2 fold. People who are lonely and simple minded degenerates.

Imagine though having a birthday party and the only ones that attend are the people you are bilking out of their life savings. Sad and strange.

[crudebar]

O and serious blackjack question:

In a recent video comment section someone asked about 8 deck blackjack, and Chrissy recommended playing it with 2-3 other players.

Surely, playing 8 deck [or any deck] by yourself makes sense to cut down on "thoise idiots taking the good cards" and "those idiots not playing no bust strategy" and whatever else he complains about?

And, surely it'd make card counting more effective as well. Obviously not as relevant to the maths guru Chrissy though.

Yeah. But we no the real reason. Playing by yourself means more hands per hour, which playing a -ev game means losing more per hour.

Idiots like Chris don't even have the intelligence to see that many of his "rules" point right to the realization that his system is -ev. The rules implemented try to keep you gambling less in order to lower the expected losses. Playing with more people, running from casino to casino(or table to table), time limits, winning a max amount per day, ect. All are rules because your system is -ev. A +ev system would never have such "rules."

[BedWetterBettor]

He gets them 2 fold. People who are lonely and simple minded degenerates.

Imagine though having a birthday party and the only ones that attend are the people you are bilking out of their life savings. Sad and strange.

What of kind of person is so stupid, they showed up last year to the Booty Bash and had to donate to the “leader’s” gambling addiction , only to show up a year later thinking he won’t try a similar stunt???

The answer is…

The 3 Stooges

1) Pea Brain Pene - Seen here digging ditches after following Chrissy and quitting his 9-5!



2) Motorcycle Mental Midget Michaela

*File Photo*




3) Buck Tooth Rat Face Brandon



Photo taken after he obtained a Blue Lexus IS-350 to appease his lover…errr Idol Kyle Chrissy Prescott Mitchell!

[Mrhorney]

Folks as much as it pains me to say this but i think it’s time to wrap up this Chrissy thread up.

This is just my personal thought but I think it is plainly obvious that the fuckcunts ain’t going away, ever.
If I can give Chrissy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Stacy skank credit it is that they have both got thinker skins than a brontosaurus 🦕

The shit that has been hurled in their direction now for well over a year from Sir Jeffrey Dime DJ and others but it just ain’t sticking Folks.
There is absolutely nothing that can be said anywhere that makes the blind bit of difference to these scumbags.

30 odd inner circle jerk offs , that’s a huge improvement on last years 7.

KD well what can one say? God knows how long he and his “staff” have been talking to the FBI CIA IPA ADC DEF GHI Double penetration NKVD KGD US Presidents aaaaaaaaaaaaaand inner circle pit bosses etc etc etc etc yah di da
Boring 🥱 KD, doesn’t seem to be making any difference you cock sucking big mouth fucker of your mother , Chrissy is still a going boy 🖕So what’s in it for you , air time? Bo yah holla at you boy.

Everyone here knows that Chrissy and the Skank are losers , always have been always will be but lemmings are still lining up to follow them off the cliff.

Just my personal ramblings Folks and you can call me a twat if you wish but sometimes you just have to pull up the stumps and accept defeat.

If all these inner circle ⭕️ Clowns 🤡 want to keep dumping their bucks with Kyle Prescott and the Skank then let them carry on.

My Nostradamus prediction is that Chrissy and the Skank will still be skamming in 5 years.

This is Apollo 13 signing off 😔

PS I 💕 Jeff Dime

[zealanddonk]

Obviously I dont know the cost of living in Brandon's corner of the world, but a company turning $36k profit a year seems a bit on the low side.
Unless he's able to wrangle some clever deductions it seems he has a low paying job more than anything.

The strange thing is, he seems to play poker which could legitimately earn him $120 a day from the casino if he played properly rather than Chrissy's "hit and run" strategy.

[Dan Druff]

A few things in today’s video of note and also that surprised me:

Stacy is very much an active participant in the scam. It is her you see giving the MLM fluff speech. Not a shock but this certainly confirms it

Yes, right near the beginning of the video, she's speaking to all the suckers in the suite.

She's a full blown accomplice in the whole thing.

That little clip would be very useful in court if she's ever prosecuted one day, and pretends it was all Chrissy's doing.

[BedWetterBettor]

Obviously I dont know the cost of living in Brandon's corner of the world, but a company turning $36k profit a year seems a bit on the low side.
Unless he's able to wrangle some clever deductions it seems he has a low paying job more than anything.

The strange thing is, he seems to play poker which could legitimately earn him $120 a day from the casino if he played properly rather than Chrissy's "hit and run" strategy.

I don’t believe the cost of living in Portland is that expensive compared to the rest of the West coast. According to his LinkedIn, he has an Associates degree in Criminal Justice! Which means he was either too short to be a Cop or to dumb to be an Attorney!! My guess is a little of both!

His hero worship is a bit alarming though, to actually buy or lease a Lexus just to impress a scammer is disturbing. Reminds me of Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s character in Boogie Nights…



I could actually see him making “that move” On Chrissy and ending up like this!

As for his poker, it’s pretty clear it’s low stakes and mostly home games, so he ain’t crackin the WSOP money any time soon!

[crudebar]

I think a lot of his inner circle is much like Chris. Not really part of anything nor have much in the way of friends or family. I think for a lot that group is their social circle.

Seeing these people makes me think there is really not much anyone can do to dent it. Its cult mentality.

In actuality if Chris can get over the degeneracy he can be a pretty wealthy man. At lest 30 people working for him and numerous others we don't see. Not to mention that YT channel is still growing at a consistent rate.

edit: funny part he sends them a link in which he only profits if they lose money. Yet none of them seem to care. I don't believe the younger people in his group don't understand affiliate links and how they work. They simply don't care because he is their cult leader.

[BedWetterBettor]

I think a lot of his inner circle is much like Chris. Not really part of anything nor have much in the way of friends or family. I think for a lot that group is their social circle.

Seeing these people makes me think there is really not much anyone can do to dent it. Its cult mentality.

In actuality if Chris can get over the degeneracy he can be a pretty wealthy man. At lest 30 people working for him and numerous others we don't see..

You might be on to something there! Just found an old pic of rat boy when he was actually a productive member of society…



So like Pene, he is former military and probably suffers from PTSD among other things! He’s probably used to a short , bald drill sergeant yelling orders at him and having him get down on all fours.

But seriously, he seems like another lost soul who can’t find their own way in life and feels better being subservient to a charlatan rather than be a normal person who thinks for themselves. Truly sad!!

[PositiveVariance]

edit: funny part he sends them a link in which he only profits if they lose money. Yet none of them seem to care. I don't believe the younger people in his group don't understand affiliate links and how they work.

I would be surprised if any of these morons that click the link understand that it is an “affiliate link”. I think they see it as “Chrissy being nice and sending them a link that they can click that takes them straight to the ‘create an account’ page for BOL vs. him directing them to Betonline on their own”. I think Most just see the “www. Betonline .com” in the link, they don’t know that the numbers and letters After the last “slash” are specific to Chrissy’s affiliate account.

I think the smartest ones in the group, the ones with maybe an 80 IQ, may realize he’s getting a sign up bonus for them signing up but I would be really surprised if there was a single person that realizes he’s getting 35% of their losses.

[zealanddonk]

He probably explains it as a tax on not following instructions, or he uses the money to run the circle jerk page and whatever other nonsense they'll believe.

[Dan Druff]

I actually wish Chrissy had these parties more than once a year, so we could get more of a view into the cult mentality and the naivete of his followers.

Imagine having a moron like Chrissy repeatedly calling himself "THE GOAT", and then actually flying across the country to voluntarily spend time with him. And paying him money for his losing coaching, to boot. Insane.

I'd love to know the individual stories of each of these people, and what makes them believe him, in the face of all the evidence.

It really looks like an exercise in mass delusion. I just wonder why some of them hang around for so long, since they're obviously losing.

I agree with crudebar that these are likely people with no social lives and nothing else going on, so they've joined the group in order to enter what they perceive to be a social circle. At the same time, they delude themselves into believing they're learning how to become millionaires.

Chrissy also uses the Christian angle to dupe a lot of them. It actually helps Chrissy that Christians are under such attack by the mainstream media and some of the political left. It allows charlatans like Chrissy to show up, feign being "one of them", and earn instant trust. The more a group is maligned by popular culture, the more trust they put into their own kind, and that leads to scammers taking advantage of the situation.

But yeah, if Chrissy has this many people signing up for Betonline and getting 35% commission off of each one of them when they lose, he's probably doing pretty well at the moment.

[TheRivers]

Sone fishy things about today’s video.

Claims he paid $3000 for the Raiders ticket yet on IG he said he paid $2000

He has a VIP ticket yet has to park a decent distance from the stadium in a very seedy looking lot.

The video ends an hour before the game. No footage from the start of the game, nor during the game, nor after the game. One would think he’d had shown something at least from the end of the game since (if you didn’t watch it) that turned out to be one of the most intense games of the year. Raiders up by 15 in the 4th quarter and the Chargers come back to tie it. And then with time almost done in OT (which could have meant the game was a tie and both teams go to the playoffs) the Chargers (for reasons known only to them) call timeout. Raiders gain about 15 yards on the next play and wind up kicking a field goal for the win (meaning Chargers are out and Pittsburgh got in)

And Chrissy still shooting his mouth off about people claiming his FB group doesn’t exist. Dude, nobody…and I mean NOBODY has ever said it doesn’t exist. People have certainly thought questioned how you run it (kicking people out after they paid you for lifetime membership) and the number of members that are real people

And on a side note..if he did pay 3K to sit in the front row then he’s an idiot. For football the front row may be one of the worst places in the stadium you can sit.

[BedWetterBettor]

As Rivers stated, today’s video was more exaggerated lies and tall tales from someone with small man’s complex . He has to inflate the price of everything to suit his ego and says food and drinks are included with his “VIP ticket” yet goes back to his seat empty handed? I’m sure there was a voucher for one free beverage and food item which he used on those nasty looking nachos!



As you can see, little Kyle paid the price the next day by shitting his clothes and having to wear another stolen robe! Too bad he didn’t post more footage of the circle jerks as THAT would have been more entertaining than watching this idiot yap through his oversized dentures about his suite he had to pay extra for ! Wasn’t there supposed to be a group gambling session or nobody fell for the “left his bankroll at home” excuse this time??

[zealanddonk]

It says a lot that either none of his inner circle jerk members could drop another "$3k" to sit with him, or more likely, he didnt want to be seen with them.
He also oddly words it as "The birthday present I bought for myself".
We know he doesnt have friends, we know he controls the money in his household and given how much the in laws have likely donked off over the years, who else was going to buy him the ticket?


Also, partway through the video he wanks on about his plant based protein cleanse healthy drink for breakfast, but thanks to instagram we know he eats something absolutely unhealthy much later in the day [that does not appear in the video].

Shoutout to still non-verbal Bubs, and none of Bubs' toys brought along for a 3 day trip.

And, despite 3 days in Vegas, at a casino, the only gambling is a claim he has a bet on the Raiders [and he was absolutely shitting himself over that one, assuming he stayed to the end of the game] but no documentaion of the betting stub.

[crudebar]

I like how the sports betting angle comes and goes so quick. He wins that parlay and he can't sleep because he is going to take over the sports gambling world. Then days later never to be spoken of again. Literally even a small losing gambler would have so many winning tickets to show that they could present themselves as something more.

But this gambling midget is such a chaser he just blows everything in the matter of days. Hard to .50 cent martingale sports bets.

[crudebar]

It says a lot that either none of his inner circle jerk members could drop another "$3k" to sit with him, or more likely, he didnt want to be seen with them.
He also oddly words it as "The birthday present I bought for myself".
We know he doesnt have friends, we know he controls the money in his household and given how much the in laws have likely donked off over the years, who else was going to buy him the ticket?


Also, partway through the video he wanks on about his plant based protein cleanse healthy drink for breakfast, but thanks to instagram we know he eats something absolutely unhealthy much later in the day [that does not appear in the video].

Shoutout to still non-verbal Bubs, and none of Bubs' toys brought along for a 3 day trip.

And, despite 3 days in Vegas, at a casino, the only gambling is a claim he has a bet on the Raiders [and he was absolutely shitting himself over that one, assuming he stayed to the end of the game] but no documentaion of the betting stub.

Who the fuck spends 3k to go to a football game by themselves for their birthday? I mean you can't take the wife or even find 1 friend?

Because everything he does revolves around his scam and money. He eats, breaths and sleeps worshiping the dollar bill.

[crudebar]

No clue with the work out stuff. But I will say he looks better and healthier now then in the earlier videos. He literally looked like a coked out alien in the beginning. He also brightened up and stopped trying to grown in whatever that was coming out of the top of his head.

[PositiveVariance]

So it has been awhile since we have posted “CHIA CHRISSY”. Maybe because he actually shaves his head all the way. Previously he looked like a Chia Pet.


Well, I think I may have found the perfect “CHIA CHRISSY”. Look at the picture below, it is indeed a Chia - PILE OF SHIT! They call it “Poopy” lol